#re: speculation in the notes of last update: not *everything* in datasouls proper is an anagram

[itsbenedict]

From the beginning | Previously | Coin standings | 60/70 | 39/39

You decide to double up and head to the holy tower, where you might find more gifts waiting for you from the butterfly cloud. And while you're there, you can install the WIFI ACCESS POINT up in the governor's office and take a look at some files.

Nothing crazy happening this time! You're just gonna get a menu of shop items and a slate of hallucinations.

Hey, here they come now!

BIONIC MINTER (40)

RELINER STAFF (30)

HACK IN NIL (22)

OW, PANIC! ICE FISTS! (12)

A COUCH FÉVER (10)

BILATERAL SIZINGS (9)

A SNARE WORM (3)

NOBLE BELT TUT (2)

STOPWATCH FARE (2)

BEAT USER (1)

The FILIAL TWINS go ahead and INSTALL WIFI for you, and you've got a backdoor right into the governor's private network! Spicy. The files in there, though... are tough to make heads or tails of. There's...

A medal awarded to something- whatever it is, IT PREVENTED ROOK POWER EXTRUSION by stopping someone or something from juicing chess pieces for magical strength.

Some juice, which contains a tiny molecule that's way more regal than the other juice molecules. Plus it's a lady molecule, who's in charge. Hurry! ACCESS QUEENLIEST JUICE ION, PRONTO!

A tiny robot body is doing some sort of alchemy. TIN RUNT COCOCTS A QUART O' CACTI, which is one of the harder-to-drink beverages available. Spiky.

The guy writing this fanfic squirts you with a little mister bottle, like you use for produce. Hey! SPRITZ? REPENT, WRY ED COOLHAXX! But I'll never repent. Sorry, not sorry.

Cleanliness is next to godliness, but what's next to molasses? To find out, we're asking God. Join in on this NEXT TO MOLASSES SACRAMENT and you too can learn the secrets of the universe!

(These files are long and dense and well-encrypted! The top two poll options will be explored for next update's base hunger spend.)

To be continued | 60/70 | 37/37