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sergle · 6 years ago

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ALSO i have gotten SO MANY Astrology Discourse Asks tonight that i’d like to announce the end of this era, unless you have something Mean Yet Lighthearted to say about geminis, i’d like to say we’re done but it’s been fun

#moving onto a new topic: since it's not 3am anymore you should tell me all that spooky shit yall were tryin to send #re: 3am and animals responding to seemingly nothing and general haunted vibes #spooky stuff / spiritual stuff is so odd for me bc i.#am in such an odd place on a venn diagram #where i'm. not religious. and i obv don't believe in magic or whatever #but i DO. have lots of INTEREST in those things as fun ideas #and i manage to be super superstitious #superstitious in the sense of like knocking on wood or jinxing things #like i manage to be reasonable in some senses but a huge dumb bitch in others #anyways. it's 8am and i haven't slept #i had to throw something fun out with the trash i bet you can't guess what it was #im just gonna tell you. it was approximately 85% of a squirrel #why you ask? well Gunter felt like stretching his muscles so he absolutely bodied a squirrel #like WOW he killed that thing so efficiently! so clean!#but i mean... a cat can't eat a whole squirrel #he handily (and tidily?) beheaded it #and ate some of the meat #so like the rump half of a squirrel and also the head that he removed #it was wrapped up in so many layers of plastic bag AND YET. i still smelled it #i love gunter but i'm gonna need him to hunt some SMALLER game. game that he can finish.#why not a mouse? huh? a mouse is just a small squirrel. cmon.

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