#rc max fall

[romanceclub-polls]

Who's more problematic?

Niall

Kingu

Christian

Max

Victor

[romance-club-daily]

That counts as a CG for Mia and Max, right? 👀

This is RC's Twitter header

[mrnoontide]

🐺 Max Fall Path 🐺

🌙🔻Moodboard inspired in Moonborn from the app game Romance Club 🔻🌙

[luciferiangirrl]

This still gets me 🥹 every time I read it ❤️

Everything about their relationship is

[seraphimumbra]

Max Fall core:

[reddforalt]

🐺 Max Fall Path 🐺

🌙 Moodbord inspired in Moonborn from the game app Romance Club🔺

[suzumial]

[steklo77]

Vampire or werewolf?

[romanceclub-confessionss]

Confession:

"Max from Moonborn is the og green flag Li. Others can barely match up to him <3"

[kremlin]

I do computer work but it's not very hard and kind of boring. How do I get to do hard computer work? Do I have to go to grad school?

hi i tend to miss these because of slipshod ublock custom filters im too birdbrained to fix.

i worked for a large american technology company which sold business machines internationally for close to a decade until laid off in successful accounting fraud scheme a few years ago. started as developer, erm, pardon me, i started as

junior developer

which is a role similar to routinely-executed court jester and human meatwave conscript meant to soak up enemy bullets to cause exhaustion of enemy bullet supply and finally guy that comes in big gross truck with a pump and a tank and a big hose used to suck the shit+piss out of portable toilet/malfunctioning sewer etc. this is for when you are 20 years old or so and they hit you with this work to calm your ass down a bit. my case was cloud bullshit on ancient rickety php stack. 5% keystrokes/clicks are php, 95% remainder is jira and other members of the axis of evil. LOT of dick sucking and butt fucking. Going into men's bathroom and making eye contact with cubicle neighbor before entering stall and fearlessly making disgusting noises. microwaving fish lunch thrice daily. you get the idea. meager paycheck but six figures takehome technically

next is staff dev, wait, god damn fucking tumblr, you can't adjust fonts mid-paragraph, and Big Text is just another type of font, in case you wanted Big Specific font. fucking fuck hold on. next step is

staff developer

no effective change besides greatly increased workload (click those motherfucking jira buttons!! suffer coworker's asinine bad-faith code review comments that HE AND HE ALONE must manually accept your responses to, on HIS time, before you are allowed to click the jira buttons that start the human meat sausage factory to get your 20 line maximum change into an RC and then release and then push candidate and then prod push!! pay raise one thousand dollars annually (lol). Emails. Now you deal with project manager too. speculate as to what sorts of grievous head injuries that man must suffer daily to describe his logic. his job is like the guy from office space that brings documents from one desk to another but he randomly reorders the words on the page in-flight. make plausibly-deniable wife fucking jokes about his wife in earshot. you're almost at the top of the suffering function. next is, no fucking cute font this time, senior developer, sounds cool right, lol, lmao, "senior" "developer" is like "tallest" "midgit".

no pay increase no workload increase but now manager emails you about extremely, extremely personal issues he's facing and also makes his most difficult problems from his boss your problems. one week will pass and then they will hit you with the "we're considering you for a team lead position". answer:

NO

answer no as this is the prescribed path, you take that role, you are maxxed out in workload, you are dealing with forty employee's worth of bullshit, another one thousand dollarinos a year raise, employer has solved efficiency problem with your sanity and burnout as variables. you're supposed to quit or kill yourself within seconds of hitting 30 y/o. don't fall for tricks. say "NO" in a creative way such as "i have tabulated some data and made it into excel pie chart quantifying diff. departments work output and am considering sending it to whoever Dave is, the guy that is one or two or three report levels over your boss' head, you know, his boss' boss' boss or whatever. or say "you are harassing me sexually, racistly" that kind of shit. make threat clearly.

was worth mentioning before, throughout all of this make as many friends and as much of a splash for yourself as possible as its time to trade on that goodwill, tell your boss you want an open relationship and you're going to fuck and suck other managers, and then find the good one with the good team of old fucking geriatric guys who could never be fooled into working more than a reasonable amount daily and also can kill people with their minds since they have been sitting on the bleeding edge of computing since 1969. their boss will usually be, suspiciously, one report rank higher than everyone else. e.g. their boss has a whole other boss + his reports under him. usually small team. go to their boss, say, hi, look at me, look at my beautiful plumage and captivating mating dance, please hire me, pleassseee. his team will say no, they will say things like "I don't know about that kiddo", "That guy seems like a candy-ass", they will read your papers and look at you in the eyes and say it is not compelling, the boss will kind of hire you anyway. if he doesn't you're fucked. if he does you're now a

STAFF ENGINEER

for fifteen minutes and then

ADVISORY/SENIOR/SPECIAL ENGINEER

and the suffering is over. no code minimal jira + squad of gremlin zerglings under your boss whom you can rank-pull and delegate bullshit to, they will be mostly suckers, take advantage of this. 80% of keystrokes/clicks will be in production of beautiful wonderful lovely .docx and .xlsx's, what a godsend, only in an emergency are you allowed to fuck with your zergling's code, usually in a cool way with bullshit procedure removed.

i worked on high performance computing shit. "what the fuck do you mean 2PB or so in and out a day on flash memory", "what the fuck do you mean special infiniband intel MPI library on CD-R stored in Craig's filing cabinet???". Meetings with company people: webcams off, responses optional, snideness allowed. Meetings with client: you must have your dress shirt starched and white glove the shit out of those motherfuckers. timezones = skill issue. i don't care where germany is, i don't give a shit, wake up at 3am for a 20m meeting i take on the toilet or while eating a boiled lobster complete with cracker + lobster bib. customers countable on one hand, invoices to customers not countable with 32 bits. no fucking mistakes ever allowed except for like whitepaper drafts, you cannot fuck the pumpkin on this one, your actual job relies on your ability to hit a button and suck down a week's worth of compute and millions of dollars, boiling swimming pool's worth of TDP, one mistake that leads result data to being able to be characterized as flawed and your balls are getting ripped off. Quarterly IRL meetings = normiepilled normiemaxxing. Dress sharp. leave at 5pm on the dot, go to bar with Old Fucker coworkers, drink wrecklessly with them, have a blast, let them give you a tour of a lab you are absolutely 100% not allowed to be inside, buildings that have posted weight limits per sq. ft. exceeding 250lbs, such a blast. every paycheck a FORTUNE every dinner a banquet every meeting an email every keystroke life or death. you get to meet /lib/doug mofos too one of whom i wrote a very poor kind of poem thing about. thats about it. hope this helps

[romanceclub-polls]

Who's your daddy?

Aaron

Max

Zain

Lucifer

Amen

Amrit

Dmitry

Someone who is not included in this list

[romance-club-daily]

Question: I am currently catching up on the RC book called Moonborn. I assume MC can be either a vampire or a werwolf (i think, idk). My theorie: The more moon points I collect MC could be a werewolf and the more blood points, a vampire...? Is that right??! Because sometimes I'm confused, should i choose a moon or a blood choice. If I want to become a vampire, should I choose the blood point choices more often?? [Idk, werewolves are too hairy for me 😅] But it could get confusing if I am a vampire and romance the werewolf, Max Fall. 🤔

Currently in Season 4

In fact, we didn't become one or the other, Mia became like a vampire who didn't transform completely, we have their powers, but not their weaknesses. She literally died, but she didn't die (?) and she still gained their powers, but we're not going to become either one or the other in the end, it's a different thing.

The choices are only relevant due to the MC's personality, they do not affect the plot.

[mrnoontide]

🐺 Max Fall Path 🐺

🌙🔻Moodboard inspired in Moonborn from the app game Romance Club 🔻🌙

[angelasscribbles]

Sorry for disturbing... No idea if we interacted before, but... Your fave Love Interests on Choices & RC ???

This is so much fun!!

Choices:

TRR: Liam, Drake, and Max.

Ride or Die: Logan

Bloodbound: Jax

ACOR: Marc Antony

Queen B: Ian

RoE: Leo

OH: Bryce (would have been Raf but PB fucked that up)

Note: I have a series where Riley ends up with Liam, Max, Drake, and Rashad lol. Max and Liam are also a couple in their own right in that one.

Romance Club:

VfV: Louis, Phillipe, Armand.

HaHW: Chand, RJ, Phoebe, Conner

Soulless: Walter

HS: Mimi, Dino, Lucifer, Adi, and Christopher tbh (unpopular opinion but I don't like Astaroth). Austie might get a hate f@ck lol.

Note: I don't see why Lucifer and Mimi's past has to stay in the past just because they both fall for MC. I'm here for a MC/Luci/Mimi throuple!!

[seraphimumbra]

Ok, so I scrolled through pages of Reddit to look for something about the 'Max lashing out on rejection' scene because I didn't want to purely rely on vague memory and the people in the comments have mentioned that 'he explained that it was werewolf culture, they mate for life and physical rejection is taken as 'you don't want me anymore' and thus the instinctive lashing out is something all werewolves do' and oh boy, so-

Setting up something morally squeamish or bankrupt as a cultural thing for a group of people is broadly done for 2 reasons :

1) Conveying the message that some cultural traditions are, in fact, harmful and should be left behind. People should have their mind open to change and have the ability to analyse what's right and what's wrong outside of what was spoonfed to them.

2) The author wants to write in a specific kink but fears that this will basically make the character too horrible a person and so they go ahead and add 'well, culture!!' as a disclaimer.

I don't know how this was handled in this case yet. I suppose I will find out soon enough.

Make your specific character as weird about consent as you want for no reason except them being awful but if you write in something as just a cultural thing for an entire group of people, there better be a good reason for that writing choice or it's just very lame to me. Own up to things! You don't need these bizzaro reasons.

[reddforalt]

🌙 Moodbord inspired in Moonborn from the game app Romance Club🔺

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