#raul fallout: nv

[cowboy-yeehaw]

[mushroommans-cache]

PRE-GHOUL RAUL????

Bonus Comic

[seventyone-71]

im SO SICK of MOTHER FUCKERS comparing Cooper Howard to Hancock WHERE is the RESPECT for my man RAUL the OG GHOUL COWBOY ⁉️‼️⁉️❗❗⁉️‼️⁉️⁉️❗❗⁉️⁉️❗

[averagepsychouser]

Companion reactions to cannibal player headcanon

Arcade: what the fuck

Boone: what the fuck

Cass: what the fuck

Veronica: what the fuck

Raul: what the fuck

Lily: grandma’s little pumpkin is hungry🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[smulnsander]

r/MaleLivingSpace Aka Raul's Shack

Original screenshots and line art 👇

[bunglehead]

i really like this guy

[cathartic-crypt]

woaw ! new vegas companions + fan favourites alignment charts.

prepare thyself

edit: oh my god i forgot about joshua

i made too many of these help me

[ljesak]

gonna try to give em an old timey vibe

[yesmansyesman]

Fanfiction added (Yes Man x Reader)

AN UNUSUAL NEW UPDATE

[ Includes ]

Wireplay (Sort of?)

Filthy, filthy smut

Dub con (I guess?)

Really, really enthusiastic con the immediate next line

Overstimulation

Robophilia

[ Read at your own discretion! ]

[ Heavily inspired by this AO3 Fanfiction]

It was a relatively slow day at the Lucky 38. Well, as slow as things can be around here. You’d sent Yes Man out on a small quest on your behalf; getting rid of some remaining Caeser’s Legion members hiding out in Freeside.

It wouldn’t be even remotely challenging for the both of you, especially compared to the other things you’d fought in the wasteland. Compared to an army of charging Deathclaws, a couple of Rome cosplayers were trivially easy to deal with. So, you sent Yes Man out by himself. It would simply be more efficient. 

Quest completed

PICKING OFF STRAGGLERS 

Ah, speak of the devil.

Almost like clockwork, the doors to the Lucky 38 swung open, a blood-soaked Yes Man entering the building. Needless to say from his now crimson chassis, the mission was a success. 

“Hello Courier! I’m glad to say the last few members of Caeser’s Legion have been properly dealt with!”

“I could tell. You might want to clean yourself off, bud. Dried blood doesn’t come out too easily.”

Yes Man inspected his dark red chassis, examining his arms, coated in dried blood.

“That sounds like a great idea!”

Yes Man began to make his way to a backroom in the Lucky 38, when he suddenly paused, and turned to face you.

“Oh, I almost forgot! On the way, I also paid a visit to Mick & Ralph’s!”

A hidden compartment revealed itself on Yes Man’s chassis with a satisfying hiss and click, as he reached inside, unveiling a slightly rusted holodisk. It looked fairly normal on the outside, only with a small label plastered on; ‘From, Ralph’.

“A man in a Buffalo Check shirt gave me this; he told me he’d ‘heard about how things turned out for you’ and asked me to help him deliver this! I’m not sure what it does, but boy, does it sound interesting!”

“Interesting, indeed. I’ll have Raul take a look at this.”

“That sounds like a great idea! Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to be thoroughly scrubbed down! Really, really thoroughly!”

Quest added

TALK TO RAUL

“Hey boss, how can I help ya?”

You passed over the holodisk, placing it gently on his desk. 

“Could you help me take a look at this?”

“Sure thing. I’ll see what I can do.”

He delicately picked up the holodisk, examining it closely. Inspecting the label, still on the device.

“Ah, from Mick & Ralph’s, I see.”

Raul lightly dusted the holodisk, before loading it into the personal terminal located on his desk. With a few swift clicks on his keyboard, the screen lit up, green text rapidly loading onto the display. He read the gibberish on the screen carefully, like it was a language only he could understand.

“Luckily for me, it ain’t some kind of malware.”

“Then, what is it?”

“It looks like some package of code intended for Securitrons. It’s not even anything major by the looks of it, just changes up some button inputs.”

Raul scrolled through the brief paragraph of code, discovering more text, this time actually understandable, product information, it seemed. Raul read through it thoroughly, scoffing when he finished. He rotated the terminal, facing the CRT monitor towards you.

“Boss, they wrote down what this thing does right here. Come and take a look, I think you’ll be… interested.”

Quest completed

TALK TO RAUL

Quest added

READ THE FOOTNOTES

Quest completed

READ THE FOOTNOTES

Quest added

INSTALL THE DISK

“Courier, are you sure about this?”

“Yes Man, I promise you; this holodisk won’t affect your personality in any way, and if you feel otherwise, you can always tell me to stop. You had that personality upgrade installed for a reason, right?”

“I-I’m not telling you to stop! I just sure hope you know what you’re doing, because you aren’t, this Securitron body may self-destruct! And that would be bad, really bad.”

“Trust me, I know what I’m doing.”

You carefully installed the holodisk. Yes Man’s, unlike other Securitrons, circuits were haphazardly placed all over the inside of his chassis. Whatever Benny did to him, he sure did it messily. Eventually, however, after working through piles of unsorted wires and mismatched machinery, the disk was installed. With a brief system reboot, Yes Man had been successfully updated.

Quest completely

INSTALL THE DISK

Quest added

UPGRADE PLAYTEST

“Hm, that’s odd. I don’t feel any different. Or explosive. Well, that’s a good sign!”

“Not so fast, Yes Man. There’s still one more thing I need to do. I need to see if the upgrade works as intended.” “Sounds interesting! How may I help you with that?”

“Don’t worry, just stand still. You’ll find out what that holodisk does very, very soon.”

Gently, you lead your hand towards Yes Man’s keypad. You deftly place a finger on a key, pressing it before he had a chance to react. 

“O-oh!”

“How was it?”

“D-do that again…please?”

“Sure thing, big guy.”

Click!

“A-ah!”

Click!

“Ngh-!”

Click!

“M-mph!”

Yes Man was losing his composure more and more with each deft click, his antenna spinning rapidly and a cool layer of condensation forming on his display. Of course, how could he have forgotten, Mick & Ralph’s had experience working on robots before with Fisto, didn’t they? Of course their idea of an upgrade would be… this.

Not that he was complaining, though.

“W-wow! That feels really, really good…”

You carelessly push a few buttons all at once.

“H-Hah-!”

There you go, just let me hear those beautiful noises.

“O-oh! S-six!”

You decide to go all in, discarding any resemblance of self-control. Using and holding as many keys as your fingers could reach. 

“O-oh my-y-!”

“Having fun, bud?”

“I-I love you I love you I love you-!”

"I'll take that as a yes."

Yes Man’s vocal processor was being pushed to its limits, the audio scratched and staticy as Yes Man wore his metaphorical throat out singing moans of pleasure, screaming to the heavens above. His display was drenched in condensation as water droplets visibly dripped down his chassis. The tornado-like buzz of cooling fans were the only other audible noise amongst the squeals of pure ecstasy.

“Y-you’re my everything-g-g-g-!”

“Glad to hear it. You ready?”

“P-p-please!” Silly boy, his processors were already turning into melted plastic from the overstimulation.

“I’ll just press one more button, alright?”

“P-please please please please-!”

Click!

Quest completed

UPGRADE PLAYTEST

Quest added

CRASH LANDING

Quest completed

CRASH LANDING

“Yes Man? You there, bud?”

“W-what?”

“Oh thank god, you’re still alive.”

“Oh, hello Courier!”

Yes Man scanned his surroundings, having woken up on the floor of Raul’s workshop. His circuits were exposed, connected by several multi-coloured wires to a terminal being manned by the mechanic himself. He must’ve crashed. 

“Luckily for you, your main circuits aren’t badly damaged. You just blew a few fuses.”

“Wow! That was… sure some upgrade!”

“Some upgrade, indeed.”

You deftly place a hand on his keypad, with a touch so feathery light that it didn’t manage to push down on any of the keys, but merely tease him with the warmth radiating for your hand. A sensation he could barely even feel, but felt so, so good.

“So, how about a round two?”

“Y-yes please!”

Raul scoffs, turning off his terminal and unplugging the several cords connected to it. He lifts himself out of his chair with a grunt, and makes his way to the door.

“I’ll let you two do your thing then, boss.”

Quest added

JUST A FEW MORE ROUNDS

[solmluz]

jingle jangle🤠

[ezekiel13]

Hey guys! I made a fnv companion quiz!

[ultra-luxed]

silly little drawing of my lovely followers in the apartment mod i made for freeside

[mushroommans-cache]

The Mormons are not winning this one

[amarithecat]

I love posts where it's agreed that if all of the companions and honorary companions were in a room together, Benny would be the first to die because it's such a FUNNY mental image.

Vulpes Inculta, the highest ranking and undyingly loyal Legion Spy, and Craig Boone, an NCR sniper who hates the Legion with a burning passion, would both be so annoyed by Benny that they'd have a temporary truce because Checkers over there HAS GOT TO GO.

[averagepsychouser]

I don’t think anyone truly grasps how fucking SAD it is that everyone moves on after the events of New Vegas. Like every single companion has a job or a house or people that they like or places they want to see. Can you imagine how lonely the Lucky 38 must be after months of being filled and then emptied again? Everyone gets new lives and it’s so difficult to communicate with them. That’s sad as shit.

[radiated-mushroom]

FNV incorrect quotes

(Boone): “How’s your hangover? I’m dying.” 

(Cass): “Amateur. I’ve already started drinking again.”

(Boone): “It’s 11am.”

(Cass): “I fear nothing.”

(Veronica): Ow I bit my lip! [YN]: Want me to kiss it to make it feel better? (Veronica): ...yes

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(Raul): “If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited.” 

[YN]: “If?” 

(Arcade): “Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.”

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(Veronica): “Puffer fish are…kinda hot.” 

(Boone): “Sometimes being your friend is…difficult.”

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(Cass): “Shut up.” 

(Arcade): “I didn’t say anything.” 

(Cass): “Don’t care. Shut up.”

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Veronica: Okay, two person huddle. Cassidy (Cass): You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

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Lily : That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen. boone: That’s a snake.

------------------------------------------------------------------------Rex: Growls at a tumbleweed

 YN: “He’s got the right idea. Those tumbleweeds are up to something.” 

Rex: Barks in agreement

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YN: “I’m not saying we should start a revolution, but if we happen to accidentally overthrow the current power structure while we’re here…”

Arcade: “I’ll make the flags. Any color preferences?”

Veronica: “As long as it’s not the color of the dress the Brotherhood made me wear once, I’m good.”

Boone: “I don’t care about the color. Just make sure it’s something that doesn’t stand out in the desert.”

Raul : “And here I was, thinking we could use a little more style in our rebellion.”

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Yes Man: “Hello! I’ve been reviewing our chances for a successful democracy post-revolution, and they’re looking up!”

 YN: “That’s great, Yes Man. But what about our chances of surviving until then?” 

Yes Man: “Oh, right. Surviving. I’ll have to get back to you on that!”