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100 Days of Productivity [Day: 87] || 100 Jours de Productivité [Jour: 87]
sometimes I sit down on a sunday & make my weekly planner with very little to finish towards the end of the week. then somehow by wednesday the entire thing is full. I have a feeling this is going to be one of those weeks. there's been a wave of crazy things happening at work today & all of them seem to be 1. unheard of & 2. needing to be dealt with immediately.
academic work:
-catch up on everything missed from last week -edit paragraph assignment -re-write notes
freelance work:
-edit new layouts -do inventory -finish first book of the week
office work:
-finish reports -start consolidating paperwork -prep for payroll
currently listening // Dreaming by Lee
Il m'arrive de m'asseoir un dimanche et d'Ă©tablir mon planning hebdomadaire avec trĂšs peu de choses Ă terminer vers la fin de la semaine. puis, d'une maniĂšre ou d'une autre, le mercredi, le planning est entiĂšrement rempli. J'ai le sentiment que cette semaine va ĂȘtre l'une de ces semaines. Il y a eu une vague de choses folles qui se sont produites au travail aujourd'hui et toutes semblent ĂȘtre 1. inouĂŻes et 2. devoir ĂȘtre traitĂ©es immĂ©diatement.
travail académique:
-rattraper tout ce qui a été oublié la semaine derniÚre -révision de l'exercice du paragraphe -réécriture des notes
travail en freelance:
-rédiger de nouvelles mises en page -faire l'inventaire -Finir le premier livre de la semaine
travail de bureau:
-finir les rapports -commencer à consolider la paperasse -Préparer la paie
chanson // Dreaming par Lee
#100 days of productivity#day 87#100dop#100 jours de productivité#jour 87#100jdp#studyblr#study blog#studyspo#study motivation#study aesthetic#bookish#gradblr#langblr#language learning
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excuse me for one moment. I need to expose all the non-Transformers fans to the name overlap between Beast Wars and G1 because some of these examples are so fucking funny
"what are you talking about" glad you asked! you see, all the way back in the 90s, Transformers was actually dangerously close to getting canned entirely because after Generation 1 - that being the original toyline and cartoon - Hasbro attempted to continue the success with what they called Generation 2, and it sold like ass. Beast Wars was the solution to that issue, and it worked! the toys sold exceptionally well, the cartoon was well-received, everyone lived happily-ever after
except. because Beast Wars was an effort to revive the franchise it was effectively treated as a soft reboot. it was not a reboot (keep that in mind for later) but the people naming the characters weren't afraid to use names that were already used for G1 characters. this makes things exceptionally funny in hindsight considering how wildly different these characters can be from the original Transformer with their name
now. come along with me. let's journey through these name overlaps together.
going in no particular order (well maybe SOME order because I'm saving the funniest bit for last), let's start off with Scorponok


now, Scorponok is a name that kinda got passed around like a blunt later on in the Transformers series, but we're just focusing on the Beast Wars and G1 versions since that's the important comparison here. so! In Beast Wars, Scorponok is more or less your basic evil goon. guy who goes "you got it boss!" and then fucks it up immediately in comedic fashion. classic. so what did the original Scorponok do exactly?
well, you see, G1 Scorponok was the rival to Fortress goddamn Maximus. If you don't know who that is - which, honestly, is probably most of you - that is the Transformer who, and I cannot emphasize this enough, turns into an entire city. There are several of those fuckers but Fort Max is like. the OG guy who turns into a city. and G1 Scorponok was meant to be his rival.
so, I have to say, dear god can you imagine the amount of pressure that's on BW Scorponok. imagine sharing a name with the guy who regularly fistfought an actual fucking city. insane.
moving on, Silverbolt!


In Beast Wars, Silverbolt is a guy who turns into a wolf-eagle hybrid ("what-" toyline gimmick don't worry about it) who acts like a chivalrous knight with very clear cut black and white views - which, considering his teammates include Rattrap, the guy who gleefully uses every dirty trick in the book to pull ahead of the stronger, tougher Predacons, and [[REDACTED]], who defected from the Predacons but is still perfectly willing to use their methods from time to time, makes for. interesting conversations! anyway, G1 Silverbolt is the guy in charge of the Aerialbots, those guys being a combiner team who forms Superion, who is. The first big Autobot combiner I'm fairly sure? I don't actually know anything about G1 Silverbolt besides that I apologize to all the Aerialbot fans
speaking of guys who were named after combiner components! Rampage!


hooooooo BOY does Beast Wars Rampage make a fucking impression. result of a Maximal experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong, before the entire plot of the show happened he was given to out main cast of do-gooders with the explicit instructions of "please just dump him on a rock in space somewhere where he can't kill people or eat people or BOTH because we can't fucking kill him and we want him very far away from us." unfortunately, the plot happens, and Rampage breaks loose, causing everyone involved to have a very bad day, only punctuated when Megatron manages to get him nominally on the side of the Predacons by cutting his heart in half and putting said half in a cage he could squeeze as a sort of "leash."
this is the basics, by the way. I haven't even gotten into the whole ass guy who comes to prehistoric Earth specifically to kill Rampage. like. my god. there really isn't anything G1 Rampage can do to compare to whatever the fuck BW Rampage has going on aside from being part of Predaking. or possibly some IDW thing I'm not aware of
moving on from all that, Inferno!


now you might have noticed that up until now that, while the designs and personalities between the Beast Wars characters and the G1 characters can be drastically different, the Beast Wars characters tend to be on the equivalent of whatever faction the G1 character was on - i.e. Maximals for Autobots, Predacons for Decepticons. and then with Inferno, the G1 guy is a fire truck, clearly heroic, while the Beast Wars guy is...some sort of horrific ant man. so, what's going on there?
well, you see, in Beast Wars, Inferno is a Predacon who, due to a glitch in his programming, actually thinks he's an ant, and sees the Predacons as his colony (this also results in him she/her-ing Megatron on a regular basis by referring to him as "my Queen." this isn't relevant to anything I just thought you should know). this means he tends to charge in with zero regard for his safety because. y'know. ant mentality. meanwhile, G1 Inferno...well I know nothing about him, but, according to the wiki page, he apparently also does this, not because of the ant thing, but because he's just like that. Honestly, good for him
now, before we get to the funniest example, I would like to make an honorable mention to Megatron, the only guy with an actual reason for the name overlap

see, remember what I said about Beast Wars still taking place in the G1 continuity? Beast Wars Megatron is the first time that really comes into play because what I haven't mentioned before now is that for most of these guys, the names being the same as a G1 character is purely a coincidence because they were Protoforms at the start of the series - those being effectively blank slates/baby equivalents for Transformers - and started their lives on Earth, meaning the references to previous Transformers are purely coincidental. even homicidal crab man cannibal Rampage only got a proper name on Earth, being called "Protoform X" before then. sole exception to this rule is Scorponok, who was part of the Predacons from the start...and Megatron
"so is he the same guy as G1 Megatron? you said it's the same continuity as G1 so he's the same right" that's the fun part! he isn't! he very much is not G1 Megatron, he just looked at the OG and went "you know what. I want to do what you did. godspeed" and then he named himself after that guy. coincidentally, Megatron is also the name of a figure in the Convenant of Primus, AKA the Transformers equivalent of the Bible, which was completely made up for the Beast Wars cartoon and I'm convinced was introduced solely so they could say "hey our villain named himself after his religion's equivalent of the antichrist. and also may or may not be that antichrist due to time travel shenanigans" ("when did time travel get involved-" don't worry about it)
now, onto the funniest name overlap of all
mr. [[REDACTED]] himself

Dinobot
now, to be clear, Dinobot is one of the most popular characters to come out of the Beast Wars franchise. He's well known for his gradual change from "technically a good guy mostly because he hates Megatron's ass, he has a code of honor, and nothing else" to "honorable hero with one of the most heartbreaking death scenes in all of Transformers" over the course of his screentime, and is in fact so popular that he was the third Beast Wars character to get a Masterpiece figure - Masterpiece figures being incredibly complex Transformers figures that boast show accuracy in both forms and typically have the price range of a small kidney - with the first two being Cheetor and Optimus Primal. If you didn't get the implications of that, that means Dinobot managed to beat out Beast Wars Megatron for getting a Masterpiece toy first. MEGATRON. Again, might be a different guy from G1, but he is a Megatron! Still the main villain of the damn show! Says a lot that Dinobot was popular enough to get a toy first. I could go on, but I need to get back to the point - what's so funny about the name overlap here?
well. if you're even tangentially familiar with transformers, you might actually be able to guess this one!
no, seriously! this isn't a "geologists overestimating how much their audience knows about geology" moment, because if nothing else, the leader of these guys ("these guys?" shhhhhhh) is one of the most popular Transformers out there. if I may be so bold, I'd argue that after Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Megatron, and Starscream, the leader's name is like. one of the first Transformers characters who comes to mind. if nothing else I imagine you've seen a picture of this guy at some point
...
alright, ready to see if you were right?
3, 2, 1...

eeeeeeyup, the name overlap is with an entire subgroup of Autobots, and not only that, but one of the most popular subgroups of Autobots, led by one of the most popular Transformers of all time: Grimlock

and like. the Dinobots don't really have the whole "gradual redemption" "tragic hero" thing going on but they do have the ability to tickle the five year old within everyone's brain because their characters can be summarized as "caveman robots who turn into robot dinosaurs" and if that didn't cause said five year old in your brain to go "holy shit" you are actively lying to yourself. so it's very understandable why they're popular.
the funny part is that because Dinobot shares a name with the Dinobots, the latter of whom are more popular and will get priotity, every Transformers writer since Beast Wars has effectively been locked out of making their own version of Dinobot, and I imagine there has been at least one guy cursing out whoever decided to give the bot who would be Dinobot a name that overlaps so heavily with other popular characters. the most he's shown up outside of the original cartoon is in the War for Cybertron cartoon (which. I'll be honest I've heard very little about and haven't watched myself but what I have heard is "it's bad" so that hasn't been encouraging) and the IDW comics. and that's it. while any sane person would count those as their own continuities, by Hasbro's logic they're the same universe as G1, so like. if we go by Habsro logic he hasn't even shown up anywhere beyond G1. which is insane given how popular he is - again, see "third Beast Wars character to get a Masterpiece, beating the local Megatron," and did I mention that one time he won the Transformers Hall of Fame in Botcon 2010 purely by fan vote. because he did do that. I guarantee you that the only reason Dinobot has not shown up more is because of that name overlap. The group of Dinobots may be more popular but I have to imagine there's at least one guy at Hasbro fuming over not being able to make money off of Dinobot (the character) toys outside of shit like the Legacy toyline
and like, while I do wish Dinobot would show up more, the thought of that is extremely funny
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Monster4Monster Bracket (Round 1, side 1)
Baron Dark X Cyborn (Skeleton Warriors) VS. Madame Pandora X The Captain of the Dead (the Petit Vampire Franchise)
Nefertina X Apep Vs. Scarab X Heka (Mummies Alive)
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Dinobot/Rattrap (Transformers Beast Wars) VS. Jega ârdomnai X Escharum (Halo Infinate)
RtasâVadum x Thel âVadam (Halo) VS. Fangus/Stranger (Oddworld)
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Beating Heart Bride X Hatbox Ghost (The Haunted Mansion) VS. James Sullivan/Mike Wazowski (monsters Inc.)
Shrek/Fiona (Shrek Franchise) VS. Swamp Thing/Godess of Rot (aka Abigail Arcane) (DC Comics)
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Dracula/R.M. Renfield (Dracula, all media types) VS. Other Mother/Other Father (Coraline)
Caliban/Lily Frankinstein (Penny Dreadful) VS. Carmela Karnstein/Geraldine (Carmilla by Sheridan Le Fanu and Christabel by Samuel Coleridge)
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Killian/Carey (The Adventure Zone Balence) VS. Scam Likely (aka Well Actually or Scam Actually)/Jodie Foster (not the actor) (Dungeons and Daddies)
Lumiére/Zhongli (Genshin Impact) VS. Vickey Schmidt/Calculester Packard (Monster Prom)
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Poison Ivy/Swamp Thing (DC Comics VS. Groot/Rocket Raccoon (Marvel)
Louis/Lestat (Interveiw With The Vampire) VS. Upsher/Dolf (Saga)
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Carrion/The Thing (Carrion game and The Thing (1982) VS. Ebrieteas/Rom (Bloodborne) VS. Princess/Bird Hero (Slay the Princess)
Diggiry Graves/Percy Reed (Hello From The Hollowoods) VS. Miss Lupescu/Silas (The Graveyard Book)
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Link to round 1, side 2
#monster4monster#monster4monster bracket#monsters#terato#poll bracket#polls#poll tournament#skeleton warriors#the petit vampire#the little vampire#mummies alive#halo#Oddworld#the haunted mansion#Disney#Pixar#monsters inc#Shrek#Shrek Franchise#dc comics#marvel#Dracula#Coraline#penny dreadful#carmilla#Christabal#the adventure zone#the Adventure zone balence#dungeons and daddies#I ran out of tags sorry lol
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Transformers: Metal Force- Beast Wars AU
[Part 1]
It's an idea for a sequel to the main story of Tf: MF taking place dozens of years after the finale.
Optimus Primal is assigned to lead his first exploration in space. Nothing seems to complicate this mission, until they receive a message about a group of Predacons who stole a couple of prototypes from the science centre of Polyhex that were deemed too dangerous to develop and took them off planet. Primal gives an order to chase after them. They are led into a portal that takes them onto an unindentified organic planet that's not on any star map, at the time before even Cybertron existed. Damaged, alone, and with limited resources, the Axalon crew has to learn to work together and stop the Predacon leader Megatron from achieving whatever goal he set out for himself.
Optimus Primal (Maximal): Captain of the Axalon. An excellent fighter, unexperienced leader, and a notorious optimist. His hot-headed nature sometimes pushes him to give out poorly thought out orders, but he makes up for them with his incredible strategist skills. Would do anything for his crew, but is not afraid to put his foot down when disrespected.
Rhinox (Maximal): Optimus' right hand bot and the chief of science. The eldest member of the crew, and the most experienced. He and Megatron used to be friends, before the Predacon became power obsessed. Rhinox prefers to take command only when it's necessary, because he doesn't like to be in the spotlight. He's a spiritualist who is willing to give everyone a chance, even if that someone is an enemy. Despite his rather peaceful nature, he is quite terrifying when pushed to his limit. It's good to have him on your side.
Nyx (Maximal): Pilot of the Axalon. The second youngest crew member, who graduated not long before being given her first job. The Maximals quickly learned that she's a huge comic book nerd and a mercilless prankster; Some love her, some hate her. It is undeniable that she is really good at flying tricks, though.
Rattrap (Maximal): Stealth master, infiltration specialist, demolition expert (none of these are the qualities he was hired for). At first nobody really knew that much about him, until it was revealed that Rattrap is an actual former criminal. He used to be a part of a gang who broke into science facilities and stole energy sources. A pessimist, jerk, and a self-proclaimed coward. Doesn't trust Optimus in the slightest and is a difficult individual to deal with. Secretly cares for the crew.
Cheetor (Maximal): A recruit and Optimus' trainee. Cheetor wasn't supposed to be a part of the mission, but he snuck on the board of the ship before the launch. Loyal to the core, naive, but well-meaning and the most excitable of the bunch.
Dinobot (Predacon): A warrior, claims to be the chosen one. Dinobot used to be a part of Megatron's crew, but after spending some time with them he chose to switch sides. Honourable, a fan of theatre, perhaps a little too willing to fight. Believes that he was created for something greater than life and looks for an opportunity to prove himself.
#beast wars au#transformers au#transformers#transformers original continuity#transformers metal force#optimus primal#rhinox#nyx#rattrap#cheetor#dinobot
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More Than Meets the Eye #29 - The One Where Everyone Gets Super Shiny
Our issue opens up with Swerve laying down the Story So Far in the Exposition Dimension.

Fantastic, you funky little man.
If Swerve looks like heâs been tossed through the car wash a few dozen times, itâs because this is where our new colorist comes in! Everyone, please say hello to Joana Lafuente- known for her love of gradients and attention to light sources, this actually isnât the first time weâve run into her. Lafuente worked on colors for several issues of The Transformers (2009), Last Stand of the Wreckers #3, and a few issues of MTMTE Season 1. However, she was matching the styles of her co-colorists on a majority of these, so we havenât seen her style properly until now.
Getting into the story proper, Cyclonus is busying himself with staring out the window at a PNG of space, as he is wont to do, when he hears the tell-tale sound of tires squealing down the hall towards his room. Oh, goodness, whoever could that be?
Nearly forgot about him, didnât you? Yeah, itâs a little difficult to follow up on things like a characterâs recovery from a horrific disease when youâve got comic event contract obligations to deal with.
After getting tackled by Tailgate, who reminds us all about the time he stuck his dirty little fingers into a dudeâs brain meat, Cyclonus takes the little nerd on a walk through the ship.
Youâre not going to convince me to reread âDark Cybertronâ. I donât care how much of a marshmallow you are, itâs not happening.
Theyâre passed by Megatron and a bunch of crew members carrying that coffin we saw at the end of last issue down the corridor, Tailgate has a moment, and we get a taste of Cyclonusâ distaste for the Autobots as a whole. Tailgate is mildly offended by this, as he gropes his chest in distain, showing off his shiny new Autobot badge- a gift for not dying a terrible, gruesome death.
Good job, Tailgate. Proud of you.
Theyâre also passed by an absolutely blitzed Jackpot and Mainframe, the former singing Tailgateâs Tyrest-stopping praises as the latter carts him over to the Medibay to deal with the almost alcohol poisoning heâs got going on. Cyclonus remarks that Tailgate was missed, though Tailgate canât help but wonder if thatâs really true.
Yâall like slowburn romance, right? Because these two dumbasses have been roommates for two years, and weâve just gotten to the point where physical contact can happen without one of them needing to be dying.
Anyway, itâs been a good day for Tailgate so far. Letâs hope it stays that way for the little dude.

...And thatâs a series wrap on Tailgate! Letâs give him a hand, folks!
Hopping back in time to Megatronâs trial, things get underway, as Optimus Prime takes a nap in the judgeâs bench as Gripper- whose name you donât need to remember, as heâs not actually important- tells everyone about how brutal the Decepticon Justice Division is, even to Autobots. Which isnât really supposed to be their deal, given their, yâknow, name, but I suppose nobodyâs perfect.
Up in the stands, in an⊠opera box, I guess? Rodimus is watching the proceedings, when Atomizer walks in. Which I guess you can just do in a Cybertronian court case. Sure.
Atomizer, in case you forgot, is the dude who has a bow and arrow, and used to be an interior designer.
Say, didnât Whirl has a bow and arrow in the last issue when he attacked Megatron? Mighty curious, that.
Rodimus and Atomizer briefly reflect on the DJD, recalling the horror that was Vos- not that Vos, the other one. Rodimus would really just rather this all be over with so the Lost Light can get back to finding the Knights of Cybertron, and itâs at this point that Atomizer breaks out a thing he really ought not have- the count for the vote on whether or not Rodimus should stay on as captain. Rodimus doesnât want to look at it, because it was supposed to be anonymous for a reason, and tells Atomizer to destroy the list entirely.
Hm, thatâs not a terribly determined face there, Rodimus.
Back in the present, specifically in Swerveâs, Groove is threatening to break Streetwiseâs arm, as we get the downlow on just what exactly our Legislator buddyâs deal is. Turnâs out, Swerve got one of the things reprogrammed, so that he follows not the Autobot Code, but something else entirely.
Hey, Swerve?
I donât expect you to know this, because I donât think you were present when they revealed this information to the readers, but⊠your new bouncer is made of people. Heâs a dude made of other dudes, namely the Circle of Light. Thereâs a chance that you reprogrammed a sentient being, my good bitch.
Anyway, Swerveâs in a fucking mood because his shoulder hurts, someoneâs stealing his shit, and Megatron has joined the narrative. Over at a nearby table, Skids, Nautica, and Riptide take a gander at the tabloids. Trailcutter, who is positively smashed, to the point where heâs just leaking booze out of his face like itâs his job, isnât terribly interested in that, however.
What an astute observation, Riptide. And people say youâre stupid!
Trailcutter wants to drink some more, because itâs very likely heâs got a problem, but the mention of âMegatronâs super fuelâ makes him feel like itâs time to stop hounding Swerve and start performing crimes.
Back during the trial, we get to Starscreamâs testimony. Heâs wearing his crown. Heâs acting like a self-righteous asshole, as he defends Megatron.
Well, âdefendâ in the technical, legal sense, I suppose.
But really itâs more about him insulting Megatronâs intelligence, strength, and courage, in front of a LOT of people, while also trying to make himself look better in the war crime department. Megatron doesnât appreciate this very much, if his murder-face is anything to go by.
Megatron lets Ultra Magnus (his defender, if youâll recall) know that he wants a private word, and court goes into a brief recess.
Back in the present, Nightbeatâs busy looking at a pin-up of Rungâs alt-mode, when someone knocks on his door. That someone is Chromedome, whoâs trying to solve the mystery of The Missing Declaration of Love. Not that he says that specifically out loud.
You two were married, why- okay. No point in yelling at this digital copy of a comic book.
Anyway.
So, the whole screaming thing only happened the one time, and everything was back to normal on subsequent plays of Rewindâs message. Nightbeat seems to be leaning towards the depressive isolating getting to Chromedome, which Chromedome responds to by telling him to get the fuck out. Alas, someoneâs blocking the door!

YO WHAT THE FUCK-
Back with Trailcutterâs subplot, our drunken friend is in the middle of breaking into the Medibay. Our trio of cool-colored pals watch him from back at the bar, by way of a laptop that looks like it was built the same year I was born.
As Trailcutter attempts to commit a crime, Megatron, Ultra Magnus, and Ratchet pass by, trying to figure out how to handle the whole coffin situation. Trailcutterâs about to punch the locks off a door, and Nautica decides that this is where sheâs going to draw the line today, leaving the gaggle of fools to their shenanigans. Then Tailgate glomps Skids, throwing the computer to the ground and breaking it, as Trailcutter finds the door to the Medibay magically open.
If you donât know what glomping is, thereâs a 60% chance that youâre not old enough to vote in the US.
Trailcutter sneaks into the Medibay, we get a reminder that Ambulon is super dead, and Trailcutter commits theft from a food bank. What a guy.
This is the point where security shows up, armed with a great deal of guns, one of which is Megatron himself. Trailcutter, instead of feeling super powerful, actually feels positively awful after consuming Megatronâs rations of âsuper fuelâ. Because he, as an Autobot, doesnât want to be within 50 yards of Megatron, Trailcutter breaks out the forcefields the moment the guy approaches him. And oh, what a doozy this one is.
Trailcutterâs gotten himself a fancy new trick- this forcefield heâs broken out lasts for a solid half-hour, and he canât turn it off. Iâm sure that wonât bite him in the ass at any point in the near future, no-siree!
Back in the past, Rattrap is commending Starscream on playing the field and getting the public slightly more on his side, but Starscreamâs too busy patting himself on the back to really pay attention. He knew damn well that Megatron wouldnât like what he had to say on the stand, and now things are finally looking up for olâ Screamer.
Over with Optimus Prime, Slamdance is showing off how the general public is really into this whole âfolks being held accountable for their actionsâ thing.
In the present, Chromedome and Nightbeat seem to have remembered they have alt-modes and are driving down the hall back to Nightbeatâs room- wonder what the speed limit for the Lost Light is?- and discuss just what the hell happened. The current theory is that the Rewind they saw was a Data Ghost- a collection of information so dense, it had a not-quite-physical presence that wasnât 100% removed when he died.
Which is a little fucked up, but letâs see where this goes.
Nightbeat undoes the 40,000 locks on his door while Chromedome bleeds guilt all over the shag carpet over the fact that he hasnât been looking for Dominus Ambus like he said he would.
Câmon James, gimme that Chromedominus endgame.
Nightbeat finally opens the door to find a small problem.
Hm. Thatâs⊠not normal.
Over in the Medibay, Trailcutterâs bubble has burst, allowing Megatron to slap him in the back of the head. This head-slapping induces his FIM chip permanently, making it so that he can never get drunk again.
Weird party trick, Megatron. Kinda shitty, really.
Megatron then gives Trailcutter the job of director of security, because he needs direction in his life. Trailcutter just sort of takes what heâs given, because I suppose you canât really argue with a guy who can literally slap you sober, and also threatens to destroy you if you fuck up even once. Nice, Megs. Nice.
MEGATRON THATâS BEEN SITTING LIKE THAT FOR OVER HALF AN HOUR YOU FUCKING WET NOODLE
So, since thereâs mystery juice all over the floor and no oneâs died, Megatron assumes that the coffin ought to be fine to crack open.
Please note that Megatron is not a medical professional, and his views are now peer reviewed by medical professionals. Megatron is in no way endorsed by the WHO.
Anyway, Rodimus is in there.

Pretty fucked up.
Back in the past, recess is over, and Ultra Magnus comes bearing bad news- Megatron wants to change his plea to âinnocent.â This gets about the reaction one would expect from just about anyone.
Well, except Rodimus, whoâs too busy reading that list that he wanted destroyed. Heâs very sad about it.
I know, what a bummer!
#transformers#jro#MTMTE#world shut your mouth#issue 29#maccadam#Hannzreads#text post#long post#comic script writing
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2018 College Fund/Charity Sale
Greetings all! To help fund my last two semesters of graduate school and to raise money for my favorite charity (Worldbuilders) during their annual drive Iâm placing a large lot of my Bionicle figures, various action figures and plush, and assorted art books. For the duration of this sale 25% of all proceeds will be donated to Worldbuilders! Â
As a note, all figures have been used for display only and are in excellent condition or new in box. Everything for sale is from a smoke-free home. Most figures have been in storage and may be missing accessory pieces. Before final sale you will receive pictures of each item exactly as you will receive it and have the option of cancelling part or all of your order accordingly. Thank you for supporting my education and people in need!
***Updated 11/25 with a few more sets***
Art Books
All art book purchases will receive a free inking pen, drawing pencil, or other random art supply item as a free thank you gift!Â
The Animatorâs Survival Kit: Expanded Edition $25
The Art of Big Hero 6 $15
The Art of Blizzard Entertainment $20
The Art of Kung Fu Panda 2 $15
The Art of Moana $15
The Art of Steven Universe $17
Clip Studio Paint Pro (Japanese Edition) $15
Comickers Art: Tools and Techniques for Drawing Manga $8
Godzilla The Art of Destruction $10
How To Draw Dinosaurs $5
Mechanika Creating the Art of Science Fiction $10
Perspective Made Easy $7
***Kickstarter Exclusive Books***
Draw Like a Boss $45
Dynamic Bible by Peter Han $25
Gamers For Good Presents Undertale $35
Tiny Dragons (3 mini book set with box) $20
Assorted Plush
Charizard: Jumbo sized plush, new in bag from Japan $35
Mimikyu: Jumbo sized plush, new in bag from Japan $35
Assorted Figures
Destiny Osirus (New) ***Lootcrate Exclusive*** $10
Mega Construx Destiny Sparrow S-10V $10
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Bonjour à tous, j'espÚre que vous allez bien et que votre week-end a été agréable ?
Pour ma part j'en ai profitĂ© pour rattraper mes lectures en retard (mais ce n'est pas encore gagnĂ© đą). Mais venons-en au plus vif du sujet. Il y a un an je me lançais dans l'aventure en faisant de ce compte un bookstagram.
Mes objectifs ? M'amuser, y prendre plaisir, partager ma passion, lire avec vous et débattre de nos avis.
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J'ai donc dĂ©cidĂ© pour fĂȘter les 1 an du compte et les 700 abonnĂ©s d'organiser un concours.
à gagner : un livre de votre choix d'une valeur de 20⏠max.
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Ce concours prendra fin le vendredi 18 mars à minuit. Le gagnant sera tiré au sort la derniÚre semaine de Mars.
Encore merci, merci, merci et plus encore d'ĂȘtre chaque jour plus nombreux Ă me suivre. J'espĂšre que ce concours vous plaira.
Sur ces mots je vous laisse profiter de la fin de ce week-end et vous dit encore une fois merci âŁïž
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Et quoi lâĂ©tĂ© est dĂ©jĂ presque fini ? Pfiouuu ! Ce mois-ci, jâai lu un peu moins de livres que dâhabitude mais certains Ă©taient de gros pavĂ©s et jâai lu aussi un livre en anglais. Par contre, niveau nouveautĂ©s dans ma bibli, lĂ on peut dire que ça a explosĂ©! Allez, on regarde tout ça en dĂ©tail đÂ
Août
Livres lus :Â 9
Pages tournées : 2820

#CLIC
5â â Excellente lectureâŠ
Le premier tome de la trilogie la faucheuse. Jâai dĂ©jĂ achetĂ© les deux tomes suivants. Il ne me reste plus quâĂ plonger dedans.
4â â Jâai adorĂ©âŠ
Le silence des vaincues
The song of Achilles (chronique Ă venir)
Signe de vie
3â â Lecture sympa
Jâai lu Midnight Sun mais nâai pas encore Ă©crit dâarticle dessus⊠Pas de grande surprise mais sympa de retourner Ă Forks. Jâai enchaĂźnĂ© et me suis refaite tous les films dans la foulĂ©e mais bon⊠lâhistoire reste la mĂȘme.
Si ce nâest Ă quelques moments, âitâs not BRAND NEW INFORMATIONâ (pour ceux qui reconnaissent la rĂ©fĂ©rence Ă Friends ^^).
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Alors lĂ , je tiens Ă dire que jâai vraiment craquĂ© mon slipâŠ. Mon objectif de passer de 4 Ă 3 Ă©tagĂšres de PAL nâa pas tenu bien longtemps. Et je ne pense pas arriver Ă rattraper le retard dâici la fin de lâannĂ©e⊠OUPSIIII
En août : +17 livres
Parmi ces 17 livres, je compte :
 8 achats dâoccasion sur Book Village
3 achats en librairie (merci les chĂšques Culture quâon reçoit au bureau)
3 achats en ligne (car livre en VO ou précommande)
1 réception Charleston (déjà lue, yeaaah me)
2 livres reçus en cadeau
Et patatraaaa, les Ă©tagĂšres en prennent un coup !
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PAUSE CRAYONNAGE

Câest un fait maintenant, la fresque me dĂ©passe ! Elle atteint presque 1m80 je pense. Il faut dire que jâai lu quelques gros pavĂ©s qui lâont bien fait grimper. NâhĂ©sitez pas Ă passer sur mon compte instagram pour dĂ©couvrir mon avancement en  photos đ
 Que vais-je lire en septembre ?Â
Et bien lĂ , je commence le mois en alternant la lecture de la Soeur du Soleil (Charleston) et mon manuel trĂšs illustrĂ© sur lâallaitement puisque ma date dâaccouchement prĂ©vue se rapproche Ă grand pas (1.10.2020). Je nâai pas envie de trop me projeter car il est possible que petite mademoiselle pointe le bout de son nez ce mois-ci et puis ça dĂ©pendra de ma fatigue. Affaire Ă suivre sur Instagram đ
Psssssit : mes livres sont dispos en commande dans votre librairie et via le net !
A bientĂŽt les koalas !
[Bilan mensuel] âą AoĂ»t âąÂ 2020/08 Et quoi l'Ă©tĂ© est dĂ©jĂ presque fini ? Pfiouuu ! Ce mois-ci, j'ai lu un peu moins de livres que d'habitude mais certains Ă©taient de gros pavĂ©s et j'ai lu aussi un livre en anglais.
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âThreesomeâ (Fucking Girls # 2) by AmĂ©lie C. Astier
Bienvenue dans lâunivers du porno arty. Chez FUCKING GIRLS, le monde du X bisexuel est revisitĂ©. Scott et Alek sont amis depuis lâenfance, liĂ©s par un passĂ© tragique, lâamour quâils se portent sâest forgĂ© Ă travers de nombreux secrets et dangers. Tandis que Scott est persuadĂ© que leur quotidien connait la paix et le succĂšs Ă travers leur chaine Youtube sur la sexualitĂ©, Alek est plongĂ© dans un flirt entre mensonges et vĂ©ritĂ©s pour les protĂ©ger. Depuis leur arrivĂ©e chez dans le label porno, le duo sâest transformĂ© en un trio sulfureux. En effet, Livvy Ă©tait lâamie et la partenaire Ă laquelle les deux hommes ne sâattendaient pas. La jeune femme au cĆur tendre a su les sĂ©duire et au-delĂ de lâamitiĂ©, des sentiments plus forts semblent planer. Câest au moment oĂč Alek sombre dans ses obligations quâune rĂ©alitĂ© va rattraper Livvy et chambouler leur partenariat qui doit faire face aux nouvelles obligations de leur travail. Comment faire lorsque toutes vos certitudes se prĂ©parent Ă tomber dans lâoubli ? Est-ce que lâamour peut ĂȘtre diffĂ©rent de ce quâon avait envisagĂ© ? Peut-on aimer plusieurs cĆurs ou sommes-nous condamnĂ©s Ă nâen aimer quâun seul ? Le combat entre passĂ© et prĂ©sent, amitiĂ© et amour dĂ©marre et le clap de fin ne sera pas celui habituel des plateaux de tournage.
(thanks to Goodreads:Â https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/48578653-fucking-girls-tome-2?ac=1&from_search=true&qid=QYpC0Yy4Ks&rank=3)
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Pile Ă Lire- 3Ăšme partie Je dĂ©couvre des auteurs et des Ćuvres qu'auparavant je n'aurais pas eu l'idĂ©e de fixer mon regard sur l'Ă©tagĂšre de la librairie. . J'ai pris au format poche chez #livredepocheclassique _ #zola > les Rougon-macquart Tome 1 -La fortune des Rougon- et Tome 2 -La CurĂ©e- Une histoire de famille chez Zola que, j'ai honte de la dire, n'ai pas lu malgrĂ© mon amour de Zola. Je vais me rattraper en Avril, oĂč je prĂ©vois de dĂ©marrer cette saga đ€đ€. _Bernardin de Saint Pierre > Paul et Virginie. C'est une histoire d'amour que je calerais bien sur une de mes sĂ©lections lecture du mois Ă venir. . . Sinon j'ai fait quelques trouvailles chez #folioclassique #folio avec _Iouri Tynianov - La mort du Vizir Moukhtar. _TolstoĂŻ - 3 nouvelles dont La Mort d'Ivan Ilitch. _Eric Reinhardt - L'amour et les forĂȘts _Dumas fils - La dame aux camĂ©lias #livre #livreaddict #lesgensheureuxlisentetboiventducafĂ© #jaimelire #mesamisleslivres #folio #bookstagram #booksfriends #book #instagrambookclub https://www.instagram.com/p/B9aQeX6n4AB/?igshid=q7gz5tfimvz0
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Encore un tag
Oui, je rattrape mon retard ! Promis câest le dernier ! Et encore merci Ă @prunif ! (coeur sur ta petite tĂȘte)
Rules: Answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you would like to get to know better.
Name: Apolline
Nickname:Â Ă part Apo, je nâen ai pas vraimentÂ
Zodiac sign:Â Poisson
Height:Â 168,5 cm (je pense)
Orientation: Alors je ne sais pas comment rĂ©pondre, si câest orientation sexuelle ou scolaire ou je ne sais quoi, donc je vais rĂ©pondre Ă tout : bi et en terminale L ! (enfant paumĂ©e)
Ethnicity: Française (oui, câest tout et câest un peu triste)
Favourite fruit: Melon ou pastĂšque
Favourite season:Â Automne ! (ou Printemps)
Favourite book series:Â Harry Potter
Favourite flower: Aucune idĂ©e (mais jâaime beaucoup les trĂšfles Ă 4 feuilles que je fais pousser)
Favourite scent:Â Celle des gĂąteaux de train de cuire
Favourite colour: Bleu (ou vert?)
Coffee, tea or cocoa: Chocolat chaud pour remonter le moral en hiver mais sinon thé !
Average sleep hours:Â Pendant les cours, environ 7h sinon 9-10h
Cat or dog person: Les deux !Â
Favorite fictional characters: Trop. Il y en a beaucoup trop ! Mais jâaime beaucoup Remus Lupin (pour nâen citer quâun)
Number of blankets you sleep with: Un plaid ou une couette (donc une)
Dream trip:Â Islande
Blog created: Ăa doit faire un peu plus de deux ans je pense
Number of followers:Â 1 204 ! Vous ĂȘtes des petites personnes folles !Â
Encore une fois je ne sais pas qui taguer étant donné mon retard mais je vous invite tous à le faire !
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Dark Cybertron Chapter 11: The Word âLogicâ Doesnât Even Mean Anything Anymore
Our issue opens up with a flashback to establish some things.âš
Because despite the six literal issues of prelude, and all the ham-fisted exposition weâve gotten throughout the âDark Cybertronâ event, we still donât have all the information we need to understand what the hellâs happening.
I have a feeling this wonât quite cut the mustard, either.
Anyway, back during the events of MTMTE #1, when Rodimus was making his call to action to his fellow Cybertronians (and by âCybertroniansâ I, of course, mean âAutobotsâ, because prejudice is a hard habit to kick, even for the best of us) Brainstorm was doing science on Hardhead. He was doing this science to make sure that the Dead Universe hadnât killed him without him realizing. This is a very common issue in the world of IDW2005 Transformers, considering that zombies are a part of canon, so itâs just best to be sure. Nova Primeâs lifeless body sits in the corner like the worldâs worst coffee table book.
This will take some explaining, because this is Phase One related.
In Spotlight: Sideswipe, Nova Prime beefed it, except he didnât, because his âessenceâ returned to the Dead Universe. This is because he was chosen by the Dead Universe to enact its will on the other, much cooler, Not-Dead Universe. In short, heâs a weird robot zombie-ghost with a save point in the Dead Universe.
Brainstorm has his corpse in his lab to make sure this bastard is true and proper dead, or that the body he left behind is at least. That, in combination with Hardhead proving to be very much alive, means that today can be counted as a win for everyone! The âAlive-People-Counterâ machine proves it!

âŠThis is why we canât have nice things.
Brainstorm being undead does have some precedence within the narrative, given what happened in MTMTE #3.

Though I canât help but wonder what the guyâs been doing for the last year and a half, that he didnât notice being dead, when his soul is a large, glowing orb with physical presence. I dunno, he just seems like the sort of guy to keep up to date on that sort of thing, if only for scientific purposes.
In the present day, in the beautiful city of Iacon, everythingâs gone to shit, and Whirlâs gotten hot for some reason, as billions of Ammonites fall out of the sky.

Who frigginâ drew this-
I shouldâve known.
Up on the Lost Light, Ultra Magnus is breaking out the fancy swears, as a⊠tornado, I guess, of Ammonites hits the underside of the ship. Bumblebee wants to evacuate the frigginâ planet- which, I donât know if you know this, would be a little difficult to do, even with a ship the size of NYC. Unfortunately, thatâs not gonna fly, however, because all the stars in the sky are blue-shifting.
Wikipedia tells me that this is probably a bad thing, and Perceptor agrees, calling it âthe end of everything.â
Over in Shockwaveâs Lair of Villainy and Magical Bullshit, everyoneâs favorite purple science gremlin has stabbed a âtime driveâ into his chest. Galvatron is laying dead on the floor in the foreground, but this isnât about him. Shockwave orders Jhiaxus to activate the time drive, I guess because he doesnât have long enough arms to do it himself. Jhiaxus warns Shockwave to be mindful, lest he lose himself in time, and then we get a return to a Roberts writing staple that we havenât seen in quite a while.
Waxing poetic on the nature of time- this time, in a visual medium!
Awful lot of fixating on your ritualistic amputations there, Shocky-boy. I suppose this is ONE way to try to cope with a lack of control in your life.
Of course, to those on the outside of Shockwaveâs brain, this doesnât look nearly as impressive- it actually just looks like him screaming really loud at the ceiling. Bludgeon isnât sure that this course of action is a healthy one to take, but Jhiaxus is too busy being sapiosexual to worry about that.
I-
Sure. Iâm not even going to bother trying to understand this anymore.
Jhiaxus orders Monstructor to go keep the Autobots away from Shockwave.
Also, Galvatron isnât dead. Good for him, I guess.
Over inside Metroplex, Windbladeâs face seems to be stuck in the generic âI am a nice, nonthreatening female character who is also prettyâ position, as Ultra Magnus tells her that the universe is ending. Chromia watches in the background as this happens, likely wondering if being relevant in modern media again is worth this bullshit.
Hearing that Bumblebee plans to take the fight to Shockwave is enough to get Metroplex back on his feet, which is good, because I donât think we have a lot of time to convince the guy to do anything- this event ends next issue.
As Metroplex windmills his arms through swarms of Ammonites, the Lost Light lands, and Bumblebee, Megatron, and all their experts disembark. Bumblebee makes an unsolicited comment about Megatronâs body. They go to meet Soundwave, who isnât terribly thrilled with Megatron having become all buddy-buddy with Bumblebee. Megatron mentions that the Decepticons are going to have to rethink their strategy once this is all over, with the implication being that theyâre going to- gasp- work together with the Autobots.
Then Starscream shows up with Metalhawk, Skywarp, Rattrap, Waspinator, and Scoop for some fucking reason, in tow. Skywarp is going to teleport everyone into Shockwaveâs Bastardization of the Concept of Science House, even though he pretty clearly isnât feeling too well. What a guy.
Starscream and Megatron have a bit of banter that wonât set your hair on end with how awful they are to one another, Metalhawk tries to apologize for attempting to kill Bumblebee, and we really donât have time for this shit right now. The narrative knows this, because it shifts to focus on Prowl and the Constructicons. Things are looking real rough just about everywhere, and itâs coming down to the wire, so they gotta do the thing.
The thing Prowl really doesnât want to do.
The thing he said that he wouldnât do again.
So anyway, they form Devastator.
As Monstructor gets ready to get punched in the face by a bunch of construction workers and a cop, everyone down below is firing off laser blasts and gearing up for a teleporting adventure. However, thereâs a small problem- there are too many people to teleport! Oh no! The only solution is for Soundwave and his cassettes, Scoop, Getaway and-
Excuse me, Hook?
Hook, my dude? What the fuck do you think youâre doing? Youâre supposed to be a leg right now, motherfucker, why are you here? GO HOME, HOOK.
Anyway, Iâm really glad we wasted the time establishing that Soundwave and his band of merry little men were coming along on this trip, only for them to not come along after all. Love that shit.
I donât actually love that shit. Iâm sorry for lying.
With the load lightened, Skywarp teleports the rest of the gang to where they need to be, and Waspinator is immediately stabbed with a massive raging poisoning sword of doom. Bludgeonâs here to greet everyone, and Metalhawk is gonna try his damnedest to get the guy to come around to their side.
You remember when Metalhawk did things like connive, and scheme, and actually had more depth than a sidewalk puddle? Because I remember. Now heâs just... Beast Wars Silverbolt, but heâs not even attempting to be charming. I bet he wouldnât even call his evil girlfriend âmy soulâs delight.â Lame.
Bumblebee, Megatron, and friends book it for Shockwave, while Magnus and Skids get ready to kick some ass. Brainstorm isnât feeling so hot, but this isnât about him.
Starscream is having a minor crisis over the fact that Scoop stayed behind in a literal war zone for Starscreamâs sake. I dunno that he did it specifically for Starscream, but Starscream seems pretty convinced that he did, and who am I to argue with the leader of a whole frigginâ planet?
The gang makes it to Jhiaxusâ ship, where they find-
I swear to god, if thereâs not a fucking explanation for what the shit is happening right here Iâm going to scream.
âŠSo anyway, Metalhawk and Jhiaxus start beating each other up, Starscream gets bent out of shape by Jhiaxusâ trash talk, and we get an explanation for his new look.
Which, yâknow, thank fucking god.
Jhiaxus has new reactive armor, which takes anything thrown at him and adapts it to his own body for personal use, which feels like some Grade-A Kids Playing Pretend bullshit, but WHATEVER.
While this is going on, Megatron and Bumblebee have run into the center of Shockwaveâs Laboratory of Morally-Abhorrent Mystical Buffoonery Masquerading as the Scientific Method. Dreadwing tries to make a case for self-defense of his property, but unfortunately he doesnât understand how property rights work, and gets blasted for his troubles. Galvatron reveals himself to be alive to Megatron, who immediately grabs the dude by the throat.
Galvatronâs feeling pretty down about having inadvertently helped end the universe, and is throwing himself a little pity party. Megatronâs not having it, however, tossing the man into the ground and revving up to fusion-cannon him to death. Bumblebee stops him, for some reason, and then starts rambling, I guess STILL trying to be Optimus Prime 2.0.


Bumblebee, you put bombs in peopleâs heads to make them fall into line. You donât get to talk to Captain Warlord about moral nuance. And werenât you also berating Metalhawk for trying this same thing not five minutes ago?
Bumblebeeâs words reach Megatron, and instead of annihilating Galvatron, he offers the dude a hand up.
Then Bumblebee gets shot and dies, while Shockwave just⊠stares menacingly, I guess.
Cool.
The death of his very best friend in the whole wide world sends Megatron into a rage, and he punches Shockwave in the face. This doesnât really faze him much though, as he bats Megatron across the fucking room like heâs made of papier-mĂąchĂ© and dreams, going on about how the universe will save Cybertron by being its power source âin an endless forever.â
Shockwave, youâre a man of science. You ought to know that âforeverâ as a concept, doesnât fucking WORK scientifically. Itâs nonsense. Youâre nonsense, and I hate you.
Back with the Bludgeon Ass-Kicking Squad, Brainstormâs having a bad time, while everyone else sort of awkwardly poses. Skids gets stabbed. Skids falls down. Brainstorm falls down. Ultra Magnus is concerned, but heâs too busy not being stabbed to help anyone.
Brainstormâs in a lot of pain, and then a hand bursts out of his chest and-
GODDAMMIT JAMES.
Fucking- Team -Imus burst out of the Dead Universe from Brainstorm, who I will remind you, is undead thanks to Dead Universe lightning bullshit, making him a link between it and the much cooler Not-Dead Universe. Everyone is posing, even Cyclonus, who absolutely should think that sort of thing is beneath him, but whatever.

Thatâs the end of the issue. Go home.
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Greetings all! To help fund my last two semesters of graduate school and to raise money for my favorite charity (Worldbuilders) during their annual drive Iâm placing a large lot of my Bionicle figures, various action figures and plush, and assorted art books. For the duration of this sale (ends 12/7/18) 25% of all proceeds will be donated to Worldbuilders!
As a note, all figures have been used for display only and are in excellent condition or new in box. Everything for sale is from a smoke-free home. Most figures have been in storage and may be missing accessory pieces. Before final sale you will receive pictures of each item exactly as you will receive it and have the option of cancelling part or all of your order accordingly. Thank you for supporting my education and people in need!
***Updated 12/3 With Lower Prices and New Sets***
***Over $50 raised for Worldbuilders, thank you!!!***
Art Books
All art book purchases will receive a free inking pen, drawing pencil, or other random art supply item as a free thank you gift!
The Animatorâs Survival Kit: Expanded Edition $20
The Art of Big Hero 6 $15
The Art of Blizzard Entertainment $15
The Art of Kung Fu Panda 2 $15
The Art of Moana $15
The Art of Steven Universe $17
Clip Studio Paint Pro (Japanese Edition) $15
Comickers Art: Tools and Techniques for Drawing Manga $8
Godzilla The Art of Destruction $10
How To Draw Dinosaurs $5
Mechanika Creating the Art of Science Fiction $10
Perspective Made Easy $7
***Kickstarter Exclusive Books***
Draw Like a Boss $45
Dynamic Bible by Peter Han $25
Gamers For Good Presents Undertale $35
Tiny Dragons (3 mini book set with box) $20
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Assorted Figures
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Mega Construx Destiny Sparrow S-10V $10
Transformers
Transformers Generations Autobot Drift (Mint/Complete in Packaging) $40
Transformers Generations Tailgate and Groundbuster (New in Box) $22
Transformers Prime Ratchet (New in Box) $22
Transformers Prime: Beast Hunters Wheeljack (New In Box) $15
Transformers Universe: Robot Heroes Rattrap and Megatron (New) $10
Swerve and Tailgate Japanese Edition (With Phaser and Groundshaker) $30
Gundam Models
Air Master Burst (New in Box) $7
Deathscythe H Hell Custom (New in Box) $10
Epyon (New in Box) $7
GX-9900 Gundam X (New in Box) $7
Heavy Arms XXG-01H (New in Box) $10
Leopard Destroy (New in Box) $7
Mercurius (New in Box) $7
Sandrock XXG-01SR (New in Box) $10
Shenlong XXG-01S (New in Box) $10
Tallgeese II (New in Box) $7
Vayeate (New in Box) $7
Virsago Chest Break (New in Box) $7
Bionicle
All Bionicle Orders will come with a free mask as a thank you gift!
Matoran:
Ahkmou $10 Pending***
Balta $7
Dalu $7
Defilak $7
Ehrye $10
Kazi $7
Nuhrii $10
Orkahm $10
Photok $7
Piruk $7
Tehutti $10
Velika $7
Vhisola $10
Toa:
Matau Hordika $15
Nokama Hordika $15
Nuju Hordika $15
Onewa Hordika  $15
Whenua Hordika $15
Kongu Inika $17
Stars Tahu (With Golden Mask) $10
Villains
Bohrok Kal Tahnok $15
Bohrok Kal Lehvak $15
Bohrok Kal Pahrak $15
Bohrok Kal Nuhvok $15
Bohrok Kal Kohrak  $15
Bordakh $17
Keerakh $17
Oohnorak $17
Rahkshi Turahk (With Kraata) $17
Kalmah $20
Takadox $20
Avak (Complete with Packaging and Instructions) $22
Hakann  (Complete with Packaging and Instructions) $22
McDonalds Edition Bitil (x2) $5
Gorast $20
Vamprah $22
***Roodaka*** $35
***Makuta Teridax*** $50
***Makuta Icarax*** $50
Glatorian
Ackar $20
Gresh $20
Malum $20
Skrall $20
Strakk $20
Stronius $20
Vastus $20
Agori
Atakus $10
Berix $10
Metus $10
Raanu $10
Tarduk $10
Zesk $10
Other:
Rahaka Norik $7
Hero Factory
Furno $10
Breeze $10
Bionicle Official Movie Story Boards (Yes, really!)
Own the meme, $25.
I also have a number of storyboards of Vakama loading and firing his launcher. If interested please contact me for pictures and pricing.
Armature Nine Ranger (New in Package!!!) $75
This is a Ranger I bought in 2016 but havenât had a chance to use. Itâs still new and unopened in the original packaging and ready for someone to put it to good use. If youâre looking for a poseable model for drawing this is one of the best available in todayâs market. Rangers currently sell for over $200!
The Blind Date With a Book Add-On Option!
Do you like science fiction and fantasy novels? Do you like them cheap?
All domestic book purchases will come with a free pack of tea as a thank you gift for your order!
I have a pile of new and unread paperback and hardback books bought from Worldbuilders fundraisers and my own book shopping sprees. I donât have time to read them all and Iâd like to sell them off before I move once I finish college. You can add on surprise books to your order, $2 for paperback or $3 for hardback, and as many as you like while supplies last.
Please Read Before Buying!
Instructions for Ordering:
1: Message me with the items you would like to order.
2: I will reply with pictures of your items, if you approve the sale I will request your name, address, and paypal info.
3: You will get an invoice via Paypal for the items and shipping. Please pay within 24 hours of receipt of the invoice.
4: Your items and free gifts ship.
All sales are final! All transactions will be through Paypal. Shipping charges will vary by order, and international shipping is available. I will attempt to make your shipping charge as low as possible unless you request otherwise.
Sales are first come, first served, please message me to place your initial order and give me your paypal information. Iâll work to keep this list as up-to-date as possible so please check before you buy. Â All sales will come with a special bonus gift, thank you very much for your support!
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