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safety-rat-adventures ¡ 10 months ago
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Safety rat, what is your opinion on Tinker rat?
Safety Rat gazes at the other two rats.
Open Chatlog?
Safety Rat lets out a heavy sigh.
Safety Rat: He’s… fine. I just don’t think he’s as spectacular as Farmer Rat says he is.
Tinker Rat turns around and smiles.
Tinker Rat: Safety Rat! Come join us!
Safety Rat: …Alright.
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wererattydaddy ¡ 2 years ago
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Rat Logs: Day 1, August 2018
Today is the day I arrive at MIAD. This marks the first day of my hunt for the wererat. I will assimilate into the student body, but nobody will know my true motive.
Whatever it takes, I will find him.
There is no sacrifice too great.
There is no lead too small
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This is the image that started it all. The rat is my bigfoot.
Finding the rat will truly be my tour de force.
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brattyratty71-blog ¡ 7 years ago
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“No hoomans! ....Unless you have elebenty yogies and some peas. I’ll wait.” #rats #ratsofinstagram #ratties #ratlogic #ratlove #petrats #petratsofinstagram #ratsareawesome #iloverats
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safety-rat-adventures ¡ 10 months ago
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A rat sits alone.
Safety Rat sniffles quietly.
Scavenger Rat: Hey… You alright?
Safety Rat glares at Scavenger Rat.
Scavenger Rat: Yeah I figured…
Scavenger Rat places a gentle paw of Safety Rat’s shoulder. Safety Rat wipes his face and looks up at them.
Scavenger Rat: It’ll be okay…
Safety Rat: HOW?! He doesn’t even LOOK my way… He just- so OBSESSED with that stupid orange rat!!
Safety Rat throws his knife into the wall beside him. Scavenger Rat sighs.
Safety Rat: …I’m sorry about your wall…
Scavenger Rat gives a gentle warming smile.
Scavenger Rat: That’s okay… It can be fixed. Here, drink up. It’s gonna be a long night for you.
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safety-rat-adventures ¡ 10 months ago
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congrats on your newly acquired followers big man! What do you plan to do with your newly acquired fame? 🎤
“Squeak.”
“ >:0!!! SQUEAK!!!”
“Squeak.. squeak squeak!”
Open chatlog?
Scavenger Rat: “Get rat bitches.”
Safety Rat: “OI!! PG!!!”
Safety Rat sighs while Scavenger Rat cackles.
Safety Rat: “Sorry.. I don’t know yet! I’m just happy people actually like me!”
Safety Rat’s face is a mix of incredible joy and a hint of sadness.
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safety-rat-adventures ¡ 10 months ago
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Mr.Safety Rat, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a toosie pop?
(I'm back again and you can't stop me from asking these silly question!)
Scavenger Rat chuckles before reading to Safety Rat.
Scavenger Rat: Right, “how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?”
Safety Rat: You’re starting with that one?
Scavenger Rat: Yep.
Safety Rat: I don’t know.. Probably a lot!
Scavenger Rat: Nah, only three-
Safety Rat: Wha-
Scavenger Rat: Next one!
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safety-rat-adventures ¡ 10 months ago
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Safety Rat slowly stirs awake. He looks around and finds he is in Scavenger Rat’s bedroom.
Scavenger Rat: Hey you’re up! Feeling any better…?
Safety Rat groans and rubs his head.
Safety Rat: My head hurts… and my heart…
Scavenger Rat: Yeah that’s what happens when you have a shitload of ratinis!
Scavenger Rat laughs and Safety Rat sighs. Scavenger Rat smiles.
Scavenger Rat: Hey why don’t we answer some of the questions your blog has? That should get your mind off of it.
Safety Rat: Alright…
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safety-rat-adventures ¡ 10 months ago
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Is Safety Rat gonna be ok? Scavenger Rat better be taking good care of that sad rat.
Scavenger Rat gently combs his fingers through Safety Rat’s fur as he snores gently.
Scavenger Rat: Yeah… eventually he’ll be alright. It only hurts until the pain goes away right?
Scavenger Rat sighs.
Scavenger Rat: poor guy… You drank so much-
Scavenger Rat laughs to himself.
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safety-rat-adventures ¡ 10 months ago
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A pair of rats are squeaking together.
Open Chatlog?
Safety Rat: People like me!! Do you hear that?! They like me!
Scavenger Rat: Yeah, humans like you- I thought you were supposed to be SAFETY rat, what’s with this adventure stuff??
Safety Rat: Well.. but they like me! We’re nearly at 10 followers! And- and there’s so many likes and reblogs- though I don’t know what that means-
Scavenger Rat lets out a heavy sigh.
Scavenger Rat: Right. Just- don’t trust them too much alright?
Safety Rat: Of course! I know how to be safe!
Scavenger Rat: Suuure you do..
Safety Rat: OI- WHATS THAT MEAN?!
The two rats scurry off out of earshot.
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brattyratty71-blog ¡ 7 years ago
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When sister uses you as a table to eat her pretzel 🥨😆 #rats #ratstagram #ratsareawesome #ratsofinstagram #ratsaspets #petrats #petratsofinstagram #iloverats #ratlove #ratlogic #ratlivesmatter #ratties
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brattyratty71-blog ¡ 7 years ago
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Caught her in action. She’ll have none of the boys’ peeping. 😆😆😆 #petrats #petratsofinstagram #ratlove #ratties #rats #ratsaspets #ratsofinstagram #ratstagram #ratlogic #ratcommunity #ratsareawesome #berkshirerat
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brattyratty71-blog ¡ 7 years ago
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Kiwi, you have to actually move in the exercise wheel for it to be exercise. Napping and crapping aren’t exercise. #ratsofinstagram #ratsaspets #ratsareawesome #rats #ratsofinstagram #ratlove #ratlogic #ratlife #petrats #petratsofinstagram #ratstagram #iloverats
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brattyratty71-blog ¡ 7 years ago
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Just.... why? 😆 #petrats #petratsofinstagram #ratlove #iloverats #rats #ratstagram #ratties #ratsaspets #ratsareawesome #ratsofinstagram #ratlogic #ratcommunity
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brattyratty71-blog ¡ 7 years ago
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This wasn’t really the pic I was going for. 😂 #ratlove #iloverats #petratsofinstagram #petrats #ratcommunity #ratsaspets #rats #ratsofinstagram #ratties #ratsass #ratlogic
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brattyratty71-blog ¡ 7 years ago
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Empty 2 liter soda bottle, AKA impenetrable rat force field good for cleaning the tootsies. #ratsareawesome #ratsaspets #ratsofinstagram #rats #ratties #petrats #petratsofinstagram #ratlogic #ratstagram #ratstagram #iloverats
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brattyratty71-blog ¡ 7 years ago
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“You hurts? Should I call nine elebenty? Get up and gets me yogies first, k?” #rats #ratsofinstagram #ratties #ratlogic #ratsaspets #petrats #petratsofinstagram #ratlove #ratsareawesome #ratlife #iloverats #dumborat
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