#rat on rat

[tapedsleeves]

[nyctibiius]

she has been pickled for her crimes

[rslashrats]

[fuyupersimmons]

yeah. i've got the wikipedia page for rat. on cassette.

[great-and-small]

The majority of the Earth’s rodents: How do you survive environments with practically zero oxygen, feel no pain, and live for decades when none of the rest of us can???

Naked mole-rats:

[hemlocketrove]

Jayce wakes up at 2am to Viktor raiding his kitchen for shredded cheese probably

[spaceybread]

[spicymochi]

little chef and secret agent

[fadingembers]

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

[mollybeenoel]

Tiny friends

Photographed by Miles Herbert

[ethanmaldridge]

I need to draw my fancy Rat King again. This sketch is almost six years old.

[catholickedd]

rat cookys :)

[bedupolker]

Do u think the rat guy and mouse lady would try having their own kid? Or are the six she had is enough?

This doesnt answer your question but I think if they did want to try for another litter, going to the rodent OB-gyn would be an experience

[simkaye]

Boy howdy, looks like these cowpokes are in a bit of a scrape 🤠

[omg-snakes]

My perfect thick idiot son, Calvin, who has never done anything wrong in his entire life except today when I let him climb my young redbud tree and he went to the highest branch and wedged himself in the crook of it and wouldn't budge and he's so big I was afraid that he might break the branch so I had to get a stepladder and get him down while the neighborhood jays that come by for peanuts whenever they see me in the yard freaked out and sat screaming on the fence to warn me that there's a snake very near me because I'm obviously too stupid to see it and clearly in mortal peril.