#ranking sparks songs based on the reaction they get on karaoke night

[crystalblast]

Sparkstember: Lil' Beethoven

Ranking Sparks songs based on the reaction they get on karaoke night

Some people might say that My Baby's Taking Me Home is generally unsuited for karaoke and to that i say you are probably correct. HOWEVER!

I truly cannot put into words the way My Baby's Taking Me Home has done wonders for me. It's the answer to everything. Overwhelmed? My Baby's Taking Me Home. Meltdown? My Baby's Taking Me Home. Public transport? My Baby's Taking Me Home. Recovering from social events? My Baby's Taking Me Home. Out of my safe food? My Baby's Taking Me Home. Ron deserves at least a medal for his contribution to the autism community. I could not imagine life without My Baby's Taking Me Home. In fact, i'm playing it on repeat right now!

Anyway, I've been working on How Do I Get To Carnegie Hall and Ugly Guys With Beautiful Girls as well. I expect they will be big hits! Can't wait to say "personality perhaps?" in the kantyest voice imaginable.

[crystalblast]

Sparkstember - Terminal Jive

Ranking Sparks songs based on the reaction they get on karaoke night

Breaking: The karaoke council votes in favor of puppet boy !

[crystalblast]

Sparkstember - Kimono My House

Ranking Sparks songs based on the reaction they get on karaoke night

Shocking!! Most popular Sparks song remains popular??!!! Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat and so forth. You don't even have to let your voice warm up beforehand, because everyone will be screaming so loudly you won't be able to hear yourself anyway. It's a win-win!

[crystalblast]

Sparkstember: A Steady Drip Drip Drip

Ranking Sparks songs based on the reaction they get on karaoke night

tried the existential threat once and had to quit like 30 seconds into the song. probably the most embarrassing karaoke experience i have ever had!

the 2022 berlin show of the a steady drip drip drip tour was my first sparks show! you might remember it as the one with the "ron you're sexy! please take off your shirt" sign.

(sorry to disappoint @pineapplefulfillseveryneed i haven't gotten to lawnmower yet, but it is on my list!!)

[crystalblast]

Sparkstember - Pulling Rabbits Out Of A Hat

Ranking Sparks songs based on the reaction they get on karaoke night

diane, i'm a scratch-free design!

[crystalblast]

Sparkstember - Whomp That Sucker

Ranking Sparks songs based on the reaction they get on karaoke night

What started as an attempt to retaliate against the karaoke council and their hate for pineapple (you think pinapple is "annoying"?? what until you hear this!) quickly became by far the most beloved song in the history of karaoke.

The Willys has the special ability to put nervous karaoke participants at ease almost instantly. It is fun, it gets people going, it gets their blood pumping, and most importantly, it gets them dancing. No other song has ever done more for karaoke than The Willys has <3

[crystalblast]

Sparkstember: Hippopotamus

Ranking Sparks songs based on the reaction they get on karaoke night

Love the album, but it's gonna take me a while to catch up with all the karaoke videos. You know. On account of them writing so many songs. Love the album though! <3

[crystalblast]

Sparkstember: Exotic Creatures Of The Deep

Ranking Sparks songs based on the reaction they get on karaoke night

I dedicate Lighten Up Morrissey to everyone who payed attention yesterday (not me) <3

[crystalblast]

Sparkstember: Hello Young Lovers

Ranking Sparks songs based on the reaction they get on karaoke night

I feel like i've said this a million times already, but as Sparks fans we have to come to terms with the fact that some of the best albums are, at least by conventional standards, less suited for karaoke than others.

Which is why I have been working tirelessly to bring to you today a brand new category made with 21st century Sparks in mind. I don't know how Russell does it. Likely witchcraft.

[crystalblast]

Sparkstember - Music That You Can Dance To

fun fact, me and my friends call weed "jazz" (derived from the term jazz cigarette), so whenever we want to propose a joint we say "perhaps a little jazz?" and i think that is beautiful.

i also enjoy the get up dear, get up and try part. really good stuff. i feel so bad for ranking music that you can dance to this low, but unfortunately more often than not it is a toilet break opportunity for some lesser karaoke council members.

[crystalblast]

Sparkstember - Angst In My Pants

Ranking Sparks songs based on the reaction they get on karaoke night

For some reason, choosing "Mickey Mouse" has a 100% chance to prompt your companions to request "that Minnie Mouse song". Our team is still working on a patch which will likely release alongside the next update. Make sure you have automatic updates enabled in your settings to ensure you don't miss it!

[crystalblast]

Sparkstember - No. 1 In Heaven

Ranking Sparks songs based on the reaction they get on karaoke night

No 1 in Heaven is my favorite go to album to listen to when i'm doing the dishes or walking somewhere, and also the only Sparks album i have ever found at my local used record store <3 payed 3 bucks for it <3 good deal!

[crystalblast]

Sparkstember: Whatever!!

Ranking Sparks sings based on the reaction they get on karaoke night

the people yearn for minnie mouse. she can make your life worthwhile and complete!

(I was going to put all the karaoke videos i've made so far into a little drive and make them available for you guys to use, but i procrastinated setting it all up and i am too tired to do that now oops! But just so you know, it'll happen sometime in the future! <3)

Big applause to everyone who shared their beautiful artwork this month, i admire your commitment and dedication and creativity!! <3

[crystalblast]

Sparkstember - Halfnelson/Sparks

During this special month, I will be ranking Sparks songs based on the reaction they get on karaoke night. This will allow you to make an informed decision when choosing the next song to serenade your friends/family/coworkers/acquaintances/strangers/lovers/enemies with.

I am sorry to say that unfortunately the first album is not a crowd pleaser. Maybe your crowd will like it, though. There is no way to know.

Remember: The ranking does not reflect my opinion of the songs, but the anecdotal evidence i have collected over many moons.

[crystalblast]

Sparkstember: Balls

Ranking Sparks songs based on the reaction they get on karaoke night

since the balls verses are spoken word, you can go really wild with the intonation. i personally like to go in an unspeakable direction that would make john waters proud. you can sting or be stung, you can fling or be flung, if you catch my drift. maybe next time i'll do a werner herzog impression just to mix things up, keep things fresh.

[crystalblast]

Sparkstember: Gratuitous Sax and Senseless Violins

Ranking Sparks songs based on the reaction they get on karaoke night

due to the sheer amount of songs in the sparks discography, some of the albums are a little underrepresented in the karaoke world.

certain songs on gratuitous sax & senseless violins might be generally lesser suited for karaoke than others, but sparks nation, be not afraid! for i pledge to craft beautiful karaoke experiences for at least some of the songs on this masterful album. i dream of a world in which every single one of us can terrorize our neighbors with i thought i told you to wait in the car. and for that i stand with my name. amen.