#rammstein and cars

[notafraidofredyellowandblue]

Since we don't know, at least I don't think we do, what cars do you think the guys are driving?

We all know about Olli's caravan, but I'm sure that's long gone.

Schneider definitely has vintage cars he takes out, but also a sensible family car for all the Schneiderlings.

Richard is definitely some R class Audi.

I could totally see Paul in a Tesla but also some vitange, restored 4x4

To be honest, for Paul, Till and Richard i don't know either (except that i imagine Richard having a black car 😊), i'm not even sure with the photos i saw through the years with them and cars, whether those were their own 🌺

Olli indeed seems to have had a camper or caravan, but usually when someone has one of those, they also have an 'everyday' car, you know, for groceries and stuff. Last i've seen was Olli in this one, from one of the recent videoshoots, so i assume this is (one of) his..

but Schneider and Flake are really car guys and have both talked about cars more than once.

like this with their mutual car-friend Dirk Salomon

Flake article about renting out oldtimers (and sometimes Flake himself is the driver for your bridal rental 🥰)

Flake and his garage (FAZ article)

Schneider on collecting oldtimers (unfortunately the link to the actual article doesn't work anymore)

and an edition of Flake's podcast about cars

[anwiel13]

Till laughing in the second one 🥰🥹

[derwahnsinn]

Is there any information about the time where Ollie lived in a Camper? I'm also not quite sure if I'm making this up...

It is correct that Oliver used to live in a mobile home. I don't know the exact timeframe, but I estimate that he bought it around 1999.

In a Kerrang interview, Paul Landers said: «Oliver sold all his furniture and bought a motor home. He said 'Like a bum, I will go and live in a car, I want to live on the street.' We were astonished.»

Oliver used to park near a lake in Berlin, but whenever he felt like surfing or snowboarding, he'd drive to the sea or to the mountains and stay there for a while. He told Orkus: «When you have lived in the city centre for so long, you look forward to some peace and quiet.» Oliver also said that should he get problems with fans, he could always just drive away.

It is known that Oliver had his mobile home with him when Rammstein recorded Mutter. He had it with him to Heiligendamm, and he also drove it to France, where the rest of the band stayed in apartments. Christoph Schneider said: «He did park by the swimming pool though. He definitely had the best spot.»

There are a few photos of Oliver and his mobile home: 1) This photo is from the Gert Hof photo book from 2001, and shows Oliver sitting in the door of his mobile home playing his acoustic guitar. The photo is taken by Erik Hackenschmidt. 2) A photo from (probably) inside Oliver's mobile home, probably from the same session by Erik Hackenschmidt. 3) Photo of the house Rammstein stayed in when they were in Heiligendamm. Oliver's mobile home was parked outside.

[marimayscarlett]

Do we know what perfume Richard wears???

We (kind of) do, actually!

It apparently is Fahrenheit by Dior. Here I had an anon some time ago asking about the same topic and I explained where the assumption about his perfume is coming from 😊

At this point this scent really embodies Richard for me, so I do hope this information is true 😅😌

[myrammmortal]

Chapter 24, I'm swearing so you can see how goffik I am

AN: prepz stup flaming da story ur jus jelous so fuk u ok go 2 hel!11 raven fagz 4 di help!

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Well we had Deviation next so I got to ask Proffessor Trevolry about the visions.

“Konnichiwa everybody come in.” said Proffesor Sinister in Japanese. She smelled at me with her gothic black lipstick. She’s da coolest fucking teacher ever. She had long dead black hair with blood red tips and red eyes. (hr mom woz a vampire. She’s also haf Japanese so she speaks it and everyfing. she n Frau Schneider get along grate) She’s really young for a teacher. 2day she was wearing a black leather top with red lace and a long goffik black ripped dress. We went inside the black classroom with pastors of Emily the Strong. I raced my hand. I was wearing some black naie Polish with red pentagrams on it.

“What is it Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers?” she asked. “Hey I love ur nail polish where’d u get it, Hot Topik?”

“Yeah.” I answered. All the preps who didn’t know what HT was gave me weird looks. I gave them the middle finger. “Well I have to talk to you about some fings. When do you want to due it?”

“Ho about now?” she asked.

“OK.” I said.

“OK class fucking dismissed every1.” Proffesor Trevolry said and she let every1 go. “Except for you Britney.” she pointed at Britney and sum other preps. “Please do exorcize (geddit) 1 on page 3.”

“OK I’m having lotz of visions.” I said in a worried voice. I’m so worried is Richard gong 2 die.

Well she gave me a black cryptal ball to lock in. I looked at it.

“What do you c?” she asked.

“I said I see a black gothic skull and a pentagram.”

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. I looked at it. It was Richard. He was looking really sexy wearing a black leather facet, a black Emigrate t-shirt and blak Congress shoes.

“Okay you can go now, see ya cunt.” said Proffesor Sinister.

“Bye bitch.” I said waving.

I went to Richard and Vampire was sitting next to him. We both followed Richard together and I was so exhibited.

[lucifer-the-fetus-eater]

i had a dream like the other day and im not gonna explain all of it but the bottom line is there was a song in it that my brain made up (was not a real song) and one of the lyrics was "I held you in my arms, but it wasn't you anymore" and now i can't stop thinking about it. It was devastating.

[rammbles]

🎶koooomm in mein bütt🎶 or whatever till rammstein said

[notafraidofredyellowandblue]

I’m sure Paul went meeting the fans and answering questions after a meeting with the band, it was well planned on their part!

Maybe they realized they should announce it on the big screen coming wednesday but ran out of money to have the PR company make a professional big-screen-slide for it

So they told Paul to go out and just casually drop it, knowing it would spread from there..

...probably promised to make him a nice cappucino if he did 😊

[marimayscarlett]

let’s have a moment of silence for all the concerts we missed because we became a fan too late

[shrineofwill]

BEYOU.

[derwahnsinn]

31 Days Idol Challenge - Day 19: In the Car

I chose today's pick because it's so casual, plus I'm quite fascinated by how Oliver's head almost hits the roof of the cars he is sitting in. The photo was posted by artiramm on Instagram.

Bonus material: 1) From the Deutschland music video. GIF by me. 2) We don't see a lot of the car, but Oliver preparing for wrecking havoc in Adieu is definitely a memorable moment. GIF by me. 3) Screenshot of the young and (not so) innocent Oliver, exiting the prison transport in the Ich will music video. 4) Oliver sitting in the (not real) fire truck in the Benzin music video. Photo by Frank Lothar Lange.

-- Tinnike's 31 Days Idol Challenge

Day 1: At the Airport Day 2: Barefoot Day 3: Climbing Day 4: Cycling Day 5: Dancing Day 6: Fav. Boots/Shoes Day 7: Fav. Casual Outfit Day 8: Fav. Hat/Headgear Day 9: Fav. Music Video Outfit Day 10: Fav. Role in Music Video Day 11: Fav. Stage Make-Up Day 12: Fav. Stage Outfit Day 13: Favourite Quote Day 14: Favourite Socks Day 15: Favourite Sunglasses Day 16: Hiking Day 17: Hugging Day 18: In the Bed

-- See also: Richard idol challenge: @kitthefox Schneider idol challenge: @cynoodn Till idol challenge: @singfurmich

[marimayscarlett]

I’m sorry but this “Flake being sexual abuser” story sounds so fake to me, like… At this point, it seems like a witch hunt to me, and the German media is doing everything in their power to cancel them, since the Till accusations didn’t do the trick and they had a full home stadium. Like, it’s so easy to create a story like this, I could literally write a story about how Richard raped me 15 years ago, on Reddit, and people would believe me, without any evidence , it’s insane.

First I'd like to say that neither do I think it's ok if women have to endure horrible experiences, nor do I think it's ok if a man gets prejudged without evidence.

Now.

There's a lot on my mind about this Flake-topic and I won't discuss everything online, but I need to say that it's kind of suspicious.

While I absolutely have no doubt that pool parties and hotel room parties were a thing for the band back then (young rock stars, finally more popular after years of work, surrounding themselves with beautiful people, nothing out of the ordinary concerning rock music history here), to accuse Flake of sexual abuse because the woman woke up next to him (mind you, she drank a lot and has absolutely no recollection of what happened) and then say it also could've been someone else is just a pretty flimsy accuse. But we have to see how things develop, german press over here runs wild and has a field day currently (again). So yeah, you could call this a witch hunt, because no other opinion that the one of the press is presented or welcome.

This said, I've read that both women neither have the intention to go to the police nor to file charges.

[myrammmortal]

Chapter 22, The Bark Lord? Woof Woof!

AN: stfu! prepz stup flaming ok if u dnot lik it fuk of I no itz mr. noris itz raven’s folt ok!11 u suk!1 no jus kidding raven u fokieng rok prepz suk!1

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All day everyone talked about the Misery of Magic. Well anyway, I woke up the next day. I was in my bed so I opened the door. I was wearing blak lacey leather pajamas. Then I gasped.

Standing in front of me where………………. Frau Schneider, Vampire, Diabolo, Richard, Oliver and Willow! I opened my crimson eyes. ALL OF THEM WERE WEARING CLOTHES OKAY? NO ONE NEEDS A WHOLE PARAGRAPH ON EVERYONE'S OUTFIT! Dear god, that pissed me off and I apologise. So were Crab and Goyle. It turns out that Darkness, Diabolo, Crab and Goyle’s dad was a vampire. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor. He had raped them and stuff before too. They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism.“OMFG” I yielded as I jumped up. “Why the fuck are u all here?”

“Paul Shadow Edgelord Omnipotentia Birdflu Landers something is really fucked up.” Richard said.

“OK but I need to put my fucking clothes on first.” I shouted angrily.

“It’s all right. We have to go now and you look kawaii anyway. Your so fucking beautiful.” Richard said in a sexy voice.

“Oh all right, I'll just wander around naked all day.” I said smiling. “But you have to tell me why your being all erective.”

“I will I will.” he said.

So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick and red eyeshadow and white foundation. Then I came. We all went outside the Great Hal and looked in from a widow. A fucking prep called Britney from Griffindoor was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Hilary Duff t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the Great Hall we could see till. Cornelia Fudged was there shouting at Till. Doris Rumbridge was there too.

“THIS CANNOT BE!” she shouted angrily. “THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!”

“THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!” yelled Cornelia Fudge.

“YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Rumbridge. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!”

“Very well.” Till said angrily. “Butt we cannot do this. We can’t close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is in the school. And her name is…………………………………………………………………..Paul Darkness Edgelord Troglodyte Shadow Alzheimer Birdflu Omnipotentia Landers

Richard, Crab, Goyle, Oliver, Willow, Vampire and Frau Schneider looked at each other………I gasped.

[prettygrltatum]

A Pretty Necklace for Pretty Lady

Simon ' Ghost' Riley x hyperfem!reader

a/n: I saw this super cute gif(the one at the end, credits to for this!) and I just want to make a story for me and my man :33

when you and simon first met, they both of you were at a gym. you were on the mats, stretching and moving you limbs with some weights in your hands. you were so different from him. always showing up in natural make-up. always in soft colors, wednesday were for pink only. such cute outfits for such a cute girl. meanwhile he was blasting rock and metal songs and wearing all black with his black surgical mask as he benches.

one day, you were passing by when you saw his phone playing Sonne by Rammstein. you tapped his shoulder and asked him about his music. and the rest was history. he took you out on the best and amazing dates, treating you like a queen.

and now with a pink, shiny rock on your finger you couldn't wish for anymore. but yet simon seems to only give you more. as the husband he is, he takes you on his bi-weekly dates. right now, your in the most fanciest restaurant. his hand holding yours. ever since he met you, he's been wearing his mask less often. he still wears it but he's less afraid of what people think when your around him.

"babe, you don't have to take me out every week! I don't want to hurt your pockets." you cooed as you rubbed the veins on his hands. simon chuckled as he raised your long manicured nails, covered in pink charms and jewels, kissing your soft skin. "please doll, I've nothin' better to spend my money on. only you." his chuckles on your hand.

you giggled as you blushed hard. "but I can never do anything for you! you never let me!" you whined playfully at him. it's true. why give so much to me when your presence is already enough? that's what simon thought about every time you tried to please or show him any affection in the terms of gift giving. he's basically made you a trophy wife by accident. making enough money in S.A.S to support you and your feature children.

simon knew you loved every color, but if there's one color you loved the most? wore the most? adored the most? it was pink. your always covered in pink in some way, somehow. Pink heels, pink shirt, pink pants.

pink car, pink ring, pink everything. you were his living barbie doll. you were his everything. so to show you his love, he has your second favorite thing. Jewels. You were always covered in shiny rocks. from earlobes to fingers. even your piercings.

"so, I found somethin' you'd love." simon started off. you chuckled, swaying your head side to side. "again? you give me so many things simmy! I can't keep up!" you laughed. simon smiled, his lip scar lifting up and crinkling. "why not?"

"because! I never know how to pay you back!" you whined. "well, I've got you somethin' you might like!" simon pulls out a red velvet case and pulls it out in front of you. "oh my god-simon..."

he opens it, showing a silver necklace with a beautiful hand-crafted gem shaped into a heart, guarded by the sliver.

you audible gasp as you carefully reached for it. simon could feel your warmth, radiating from your smile and cooes. "oh my god!! I love it!" you squealed. you clamped your necklace around you neck.

simon adored your smile and squeals, loving every single emotion that you're feeling right now. that he does the things he do. to get this reaction. not only does it make you happy and important, but the fuzzy feeling he gets. knowing that his girl, his wife is happy and pleased.

"do you like it?" simon asked, knowing by your reaction that you adored the gem. "of course I do! it's beautiful.." you cooed. you kissed his cheek and rubbed his veiny hand.

"anything for you darling. anything."

[batslime]

Aw thank you for the tag 😭💕

I actually don’t use Spotify or anything! I just listen to CDs in my car, vinyl at home, and to albums in order on Youtube on my phone on walks lol. For what it’s worth, Meliora does make up my highest viewed videos on YT by far.

@policarpoavendano @abasketofnothing @darkwehl @cl0udfxct0ry i always forget the tagging part ooooh

🎃spotify on repeat tag game!🎃

Shuffle your “on repeat” playlist & then post the first 10 tracks, then tag people!

(stole this one from @foxybouquet )

Sorrow in the Wind - Emmylou Harris

Dance Macabre - Ghost

Call me Little Sunshine - Ghost

Jigolo Har Megiddo - Ghost

Mary on a Cross - Ghost

Breathe - Tommee Profit

Square Hammer - Ghost

Nocturnal Me - Ghost

Spillways - Ghost

Burn Witch Burn - The 69 Eyes

(I am honestly shocked anything but Ghost made it onto the list. I wasn't kidding when I said this year has fucked my mental health completely and I've listened to basically nothing else for a year.)

Tagging: @lurancyvenom, @delullu, @prophetofthesufferpuppets, @copias-juicebox, @copiasjuicebox, @copias-fluffy-asscheeks, @ghu-leh

[emotion-no-hot-yes-hotel-trivago]

Idk who all has listened to Rammstein specifically their song “Pussy”

But listening to it I whole heartedly believe that König would put this on in the car and stare directly at you while driving. Saying nothing. 

Like I will die on this fucking hill that is a weird man.