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@ralphmaynard replied to your post: @daniellacrenshaw replied to your post: ...
LOL doesn��t matter who’s in Countess’s bed. Dani knows her place. She’s at the top always, especially after they make. She’ll be territorial but definitely not jealous haha
ooc; Damn, I like this a lot. Yes, after they makeup, expect there to be more pugs in the house. I know Black the Pug is shaking around here somewhere. Also, Ralph, your other girl is missing you wants to have a drink soon.
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Muahahahahhahahahahahaha. Had to. I just had to.
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Izzie izzie bo bizzie, banana fana fo fizzie -mumbles the rest- IZZIE!
Need a little work on your pitch, but get your ass over here and give me a hug!
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ralphmaynard replied to your post: ”I’ll have you know I have slit men’s throats...
//okay Scarlett
you got me
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-stares at with his dangerous eyes-
............................ What did I do?
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Izzie is mad because she told Ralph to shave and he dodged her. Kellen has to say shave and boom, Ralph shaves. So wrong.
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-Slinks up next to and nudges her shoulder with his own- Psst
. . . I'm very comfortable right now, so what is it? -she doesn't stop from petting the small baby hippo even with Ralph besides her;
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Pssst you're my favorite everything
As you are mine... always..forever... -Murmurs, grabby hands.-
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Scruff, Scruff - Ralph/Izzie
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"It looks like you're keeping a caterpillar on your nose. At least let me trim it a bit."
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"Kitchen’s for grown ups only."
"Says the baby. Let me get a goddamned coffee, I need caffeine to keep myself from tearing your head apart."
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-Mumbles- You can do the thing.
Which thing? The after the shower thing? I knew you liked that.
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"Um, you have the balls to walk around Venice in little to no protection on your feet. I'm not taking the chance." She shook her head, staring at him, "Give me a ride on your back!"
"Then take them off. We’re not even five-ish blocks away." He took a few steps backwards, eyeing her expectantly before he spun and started off in the direction of his house.
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