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and let their son be a nuisance 🥹
#fallout#fallout new vegas#fonv#fnv#new vegas#fallout nv#freeside#mick and ralphs#mick new vegas#ralph new vegas
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Robert House watching The Courier rip all the copper wiring out the walls of the Lucky 38
#omw to sell it as scrap at Mick and Ralph’s#or for the gun runners maybe#oc: wesson-smith kelly#he’s awful he’s the worst he’s my little pookie bear#no time to listen to your plans or views on social economics#need money to loose at the slot machines#you bet the wrong horse in this race#no main quest side tasks only#I am in your walls stealing your loft insulation#do not talk to me#crime time 😎#all bundled up in the backseat of The Highwayman#the custom license place says $CAM1IN#fallout new vegas#fallout#courier six#courier 6#Robert house#fallout memes#fallout nv memes#fallout nv#so many tags#babygirl why are we talking about philosophy#no helgian dialects here I’m about to send ghoulies to the moon#exploding house with my mind#my courier is the worst I love him I hate him I would not let him in my house#fallout new vegas memes
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Signs around Freeside
#finally made it to new vegas! time to ignore mr. house for the next 30 hours again <3#i just love neon signs so much i wish i could eat one#also yes i play vanilla. i'm god's strongest soldier#fallout new vegas#fnv#fallout#vg#not the dead body in the mick and ralph’s one lmao sorry i forgot it was there asfghjkg
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You should be able to use confirmed bachelor/cherchez la femme to get discounts at Mick and Ralph’s during pride month
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MICK AND RALPH ARE LOVERS!!!!
#THEY SHARE A BED#THEY HAVE AN ADOPTED SON#ITS TRUE!!!!!#fallout new vegas#fnv#fnv fanart#mick and ralph#fonv#fallout#fallout fanart#fan art#my art#im op
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If there was social media in New Vegas I think their son would do numbers
(Original meme under cut)
#low effort post idek anymore. i cant get mick and ralph out of my brain 😔#fallout new vegas#mick and ralphs#fnv#mick fnv#ralph fnv
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Some sketches of a few silly New Vegas fellas
#iancu sketches#arcade gannon#veronica santangelo#ralph fallout#mick and ralph’s#OMG RALPH FANART?! THAT EXISTS??? Now it does#fallout#fallout new vegas
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take this warm up doodle of freesides's sexiest merchant <3✨
#fallout#fallout new vegas#fnv#ralph fnv#mick and ralph's#quinini's art#I NEED TO FILL THIS NICHE WITH MORE ART!!!!
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I absolutely adore fallout nv and unhinged mods for it
#fallout#fallout new vegas#new vegas#I love fat fuck boone#Why would you crucify the Mick and Ralph crier kid
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Mick and Ralph are gay and in love and the Mick and Ralph crier is their son
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
#fnv#fallout new vegas#fallout#fallout mick#fallout ralph#fallout freeside#mick and ralph#fallout mick and ralph crier#fallout mick and ralph
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FNV Minor Character Poll - Round 3-A, Day 4
Left: Regis, advisor to Papa Khan of the Great Khans. —"I'm Papa Khan's advisor and right-hand man. I'm also the chief enforcer of the tribe's laws - so watch your behavior."
Right: Mick & Ralph, proprietors of their eponymous store in Freeside. —Mick: "Like I always say, a polite society is an armed society."
Designated cheerleaders were not available for this match-up.
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"Happy trails!"
And with that, Jeff is ready to start a 'new' adventure 💫
#fallout new vegas#fallout#jazzyinspace#jeff sure is busy these days 💫#ralph: 👽 *eyes jeff*#but also#victor: 🤠 *eyes jeff*
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#fallout new vegas#fnv#resources#freeside#i had to know if you could see the entrance to the school of impersonation from outside mick and ralph's#but then i decided the 'real' version is massively scaled up anyway. so no
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Dear Hearts and Gentle People 4
Summary: After their reunion at the Atomic Wrangler, Cooper decides that he wants more than just a quickie out of his wandering trader.
Pairings: The Ghoul | Cooper Howard x Female Reader
Warnings. Drug use and Alcohol. Fluff and Smut. Little longer than the other ones ❤️
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Cooper sits on the side of the bed, inhaler in hand as he stares down at the chem. You are still asleep behind him, body tangled in the sheets, exhausted after the exciting reunion between the two of you. You had been a breath of fresh air for the ghoul, especially after finding out the truth behind the fate of his family, and then Lucy, the vaultie, had left him too. Gone back home to her vault to save them from those goddamn Bud's Buds.
Cooper had elected to stay in Vegas. He likes the city, and the booze was cheap, and the chems were even cheaper if you knew where to get them. However, now that the ghoul was borderline sober, and with you by his side, Cooper realized that he'd had something to look forward to. To live for again. You.
Every time the two of you had crossed paths, you never failed to send the ghoul's black heart racing. You were a wastelander through and through, but you were good, and Cooper didn't want to let that go. No. He would hold on tight, and nothing in heaven or hell would get him to let you go.
First thing first, however, was to show you that he was serious and that he cared for you beyond a quick fuck and drug transactions. Cooper turned in the bed and leaned over you, tucking his knuckle under your chin and kissing you until you woke up. A soft sigh escaped you when the ghoul pulled away, and you opened your eyes to see him above you.
"Well, that's one way to wake a girl up," you murmur, and shift to your back, opening your arms so that Cooper can fall against your chest, his face pressed in the crook of your neck. You hum softly and press a kiss to his bald head, "What's got you in such a good mood?"
Cooper buries himself against you, shoving his arms under you so that he can hold you close. He listens to your heartbeat, and the sound of content he makes sounds more like a cat purr than anything else. He debates with himself before deciding to hell with it.
"Let me take you out. On a proper date," He began, and the more he spoke, the more he felt like his old self, Cooper Howard, before the end of the world, "You deserve it after everything you've done for me."
You eyed him, though your lips were already turning up at the idea. Who knew your ghoul was such a romantic? You tilt your head to the side, "Oh? And what did you have in mind?"
Cooper rises to his elbow and admires how your hair halos around your face. You are beautiful, even sleepy-eyed, and dressed in nothing but your panties.
"We're in Vegas, Baby. Let's make the most of it."
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Mick and Ralph's had a surprising number of preserved prewar clothing, and you picked through the dresses looking for the perfect fit. You spotted a cute, blue number that would hug you in all the right places and billow out at the waist. Mick even had a cute pair of kitten heels that he gave you on the house.
Cooper had also done some digging around and conveniently found one of his old set costumes. The colors were faded, but they looked brand new compared to the get-up he always wore. Dressed to impress, the ghoul admired himself in the cracked mirror. If you ignored the obvious, Cooper looked like he'd just come off set of A Man and His Dog.
He wold whistles when you step out of the back room, and even though you're custom to his flirty behavior, you still blush bright and give Cooper a tiny grin. You've never had an opportunity to wear something so nice before, and it made you feel different, but not in a bad way.
"Well, look at you, Darlin'. All dressed up and beautiful for little ol' me," He crooned and snagged your hand, spinning you in a slow circle so that he could admire you from all angles. You give him a smile so full of fond amusement that Cooper’s heart stutters in his chest.
"Only for you, Cowpoke," you say and curl your hand behind his head to tug him down for a quick kiss that Cooper melts into.
After paying Mick and Ralph, Cooper escorts you to the gate of the Strip where the securitrons let the two of you by after flashing the passports you'd paid the shop owners for. Inside, the flashing neon lights made you squint, and you did your best to take it all in at once.
"A lot's changed since the last time I've been here," Cooper comments and casts his gaze around. It's been over two hundred years, but the Vegas Strip still felt the same. The two of you bypass Gomorrah and the Ultra Lux, and instead, head for the Tops where a man with blonde, slicked-back hair greets them with a suave grin.
"Hey, hey cats. My name is Swank. Welcome to the Tops Casino. The floor is open, and Tommy's got some real class acts tonight on stage if you're interested."
The two of you hand over any weapons that couldn't be concealed and head upstairs to the theater. A live band is playing on stage, and a place has been cleared in the middle of the room for dancing. Cooper leads you to a corner booth and drops to kiss your brow before he lopes off to order you both a drink.
From there, the night goes off without a hitch. The two of you drink til you feel tipsy and brazen enough to tug the ghoul out to the dance floor where Cooper upstages you and everyone else there. He twirls and dips you, leaving you a giggling mess and eyes only for him.
At some point, Cooper gets the grand idea to spend some caps on some chips, and you stand beside him as he cleans the blackjack table, coming away with more chips that you have to help him carry back to the exchange desk. The two of you eventually stumble out of the Tops and mosied back down the road to Gomorrah.
Their weapons are confiscated once more, and Cooper pays the receptionist for a hotel room for later on. He doubted that they would be sober enough to leave this place later on.
His hunch was right hours later when the two of you stumbled to the elevator. Coop's arm is tight around your waist, holding you close to keep you from tipping over. You cling to him, giggling as you wind your arms around his neck, and he catches your eyes, glassy from the jet that one of the dancers had given you.
"Your eyes are so pretty, ya know that?" You slur, and Cooper snickers as he leads you out of the elevator and down the hall to the room he'd rented. He's not nearly as gone as you, but he chalks that up to being used to the substance abuse.
You plop on the bed and reach back for the zipper of your dress, feeling too constricted in the blue fabric, and get stuck with it halfway off. Cooper laughs at you and comes to help, tugging the dress away and tossing it behind him before he pounces.
His lips meet yours in a slow kiss, a gentle give and take that turns heated when you bite his lip hard enough to hurt. You sooth it with your tongue, and groan when Cooper curls his own around the slippery muscle, the kiss wet and sloppy. He looms over you, keeping himself propped up with his elbow, while his other hand grips your waist, and rocks his hips down.
Cooper groans into the kiss when his clothed cock meets the heat between your thighs. You buck against him, whining into the kiss and demanding he take his damn pants off already.
"Patience, young grasshopper," Cooper rumbles above you and slides off the bed to button his shirt and jeans. He folds them almost reverently before he turns back to the bed and crawls on top of you, "Great things come to those who wait."
You scoff at him, though your lips are tilted up in amusement, "I've been waiting forever, Coop."
Your legs fall open and wrap around his waist. You are so wet that the ghoul can see slick glistening in the low light of the room where it clings to your puffy folds. He swallows harshly when you reach down and spread them, giving him an excellent view of your clit and twitching hole.
"Now I want you to fuck me like you mean it."
Cooper doesn't need to be told twice and spits in his hand before wrapping it around his cock and stroking himself twice before he lines up and sinks down to his balls. Your cunt throbs around him, pulling him impossibly closer, and he falls forward, hips humping forward as you cling to him.
Coop fucks you like it's his last day on Earth. He shifts to his knees, and his cock slips even further, pressing against something inside you that makes stars shatter. You curse loudly, Cooper’s name falling from your lips like a mantra as he hooks your legs over his shoulders and bends you over. The new position makes it hard to breathe, but all you want is more.
"'M close," Cooper grunts in your ear, and you lock your knees around his head, meeting him thrust for thrust as you work for your release. He unlocks his jaw and bites into the hollow of your throat. The pain is enough to send you over the edge, your pussy fluttering and gushing around the ghoul's cock.
"Ah-fuck," He snarls and follows you right over the edge, pumping you full of seed until it dribbled out from your stuffed cunt. He finds your lips kissing you as he rides out his orgasm, hips jerking when you tighten around him.
Cooper lays there, breathing you in and curling his arms tight around your waist. He is far too tired to move, and you don't seem to mind the extra weight with how tightly you hold him back. The ghoul feels at peace as if a part of his life he'd been missing has slotted back into place. He raises his head just enough to catch your eyes, and you reward him with an adoration-filled smile, but it's your words that cause his heart to explode like an atomic bomb.
"I love you."
You don't expect Cooper to pull you in for another kiss, this one soft and slow. He rests his brow against yours and wonders how he ever made it this far without you.
"I love you, too."
Holy moly, that got way sweeter than I intended. I hope you enjoyed it!❤️
#cooper howard#fallout#fallout prime#fallout tv series#x reader#cooper howard x reader#the ghoul x reader#dear hears and gentle people#fallout x reader
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characters in fallout new vegas who should be bears.
papa khan. this ones for you paint but also in general yeah. thats like. yeah
REGIS.
mcmurphy of the khans
chance. of the khans.
oscar velasco in his prime
jean baptiste cutting of the van graffs
veronica. again shes still a woman shes just a bear. again.
the mysterious stranger
billy knight
ralph of mick and ralph. mick is an otter.
~50% of all legion soldiers
lucius
dead sea in nelson
gabban in nipton
COLONEL HSU.
major dhatri
every single ncr ranger. you fucking heard me. every last one.
o'hanrahan of the misfits at golf
polatri at forlorn hope
im definitely forgetting like a lot of people but i think this is a good start
ULYSSES.
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Whoa, low effort Mick and Ralph memes be upon ye
Edit: I got it wrong and mick can actually repair stuff to 85% 😔 too lazy to fix the meme tho
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