#ralmer

[season-of-love]

I’m just saying Disney+ is introducing lots of people to newsies so how about that revival?

[skautism]

Race: Only me and you are allowed at the sleepover!

Albert: *Shows him Elmer*

Race: Ok, I'll make an exception because he looks very polite

[starrysence]

newsies as vines

elmer: love is like beauty and the beast!

race: love is what you're looking at right now ;)

albert: there is no such thing as love

[unminmin]

I don't care what y'all say I want these two back together!

#RalmerTrash

[crazydreamercycle]

A self-made list of male fantasy names

Abald

Alarence

Albel

Albence

Ald

Aleb

Alfroy

Alvaley

Amuel

Anderstian

Andrel

Antorris

Arcaleb

Archib

Ared

Arence

Arfield

Asayton

Aurice

Austill

Awrence

Aymond

Barnert

Bederick

Benjarl

Benjivan

Berick

Bern

Bernan

Bock

Brucus

Calfred

Calint

Caniel

Caul

Cey

Charbert

Chard

Charlester

Chaul

Chavid

Cherbert

Chrike

Cius

Clamuel

Clard

Clared

Clarel

Clarlie

Claroy

Claudwin

Clave

Claymond

Cleroy

Cley

Cliffoy

Clius

Cob

Cornelix

Dalph

Dance

Danick

Dard

Dawrence

Dennifford

Dervin

Dewin

Dole

Donackson

Dougle

Eam

Earam

Ederick

Ederson

Edwarry

Edwary

Edwas

Elas

Elbeslie

Eliason

Elictor

Elinand

Elishand

Elmerick

Elmesse

Elslie

Emanua

Emileon

Eodore

Eralph

Erdinand

Erest

Ernescar

Ernew

Eroy

Erson

Eugee

Eugeo

Evester

Feneral

Ferdinal

Ferdineral

Foland

Foroland

Forroland

Frael

Fredewis

Generan

Georles

Ges

Gijah

Gilijah

Grovid

Guie

Guson

Haraymond

Harond

Haroward

Haroy

Hatthew

Haymond

Herison

Herrison

Hert

Hesse

Homas

Horion

Howartin

Hubel

Huel

Irick

Isaick

Ivas

Jacil

Jasilas

Jearl

Jel

Jelias

Jeodore

Jescar

Jessel

Jis

Jold

Jomas

Jond

Jor

Joscar

Josenry

Josert

Joson

Laniel

Larvey

Lawrey

Lederick

Leerman

Leonace

Leonathan

Leorace

Lerick

Lerman

Leshall

Leter

Lewick

Ley

Lius

Loe

Lonnroe

Lonroe

Lorgan

Loruce

Louel

Louid

Louiel

Luthence

Mabner

Maniel

Mareston

Maross

Martichael

Martom

Mathaniel

Melvinoah

Milex

Millarnon

Mis

Monron

Mosett

Moseve

Myrony

Narold

Natharold

Newthy

Nilson

Noaron

Oler

Olick

Orenzo

Oscaniel

Otimon

Pederick

Pell

Peterick

Philen

Phillen

Pold

Pornold

Ralmer

Ramuel

Raymoy

Rew

Richamuel

Rid

Rilent

Rincent

Robenry

Rold

Rouis

Rusolomon

Russellomon

Russelomon

Russolomon

Salfred

Samuence

Samuis

Sancis

Sard

Sarence

Sarl

Sarlie

Savid

Saymond

Sidnard

Silake

Sillard

Spen

Thenry

Theoward

Thomard

Tonard

Tonrad

Vambrose

Walaud

Wallaud

Walthur

Warre

Warry

Wilva

Wirvin

[marigrayson-speaks]

New and improved names

@marigrayson-suggestions I made a list of all the new names!!

-Ric Rayson

-Rason Rodd

-Rim Rake

-Ramian Rayne

-Rar'i Rayson

-Rruce Rayne

-Rlfred (Ralfie) Rennyworth

-Roriand'r

-Rephanie Rown

-Rassandra Rain

-Rate Rane

-Ruke Rhomas

-Relina Ryle

-Rachel Roth (for she is immune)

-Rarper Row

-Rullen Row

-Relene Rayne

-Rarbara Rordon

-Rake Rayson

-Rerry Rcginnis

-Rim Rordon

-Roy Rarper

-Ruke Rox

-Rette Rane

-Rally Rest

-Red Rex

-Rlark Rent

-Riana Rince

-Ronner Rent

-Ron Rent

-Rrey Rest

-Rai Rest

-Rian Rarper

-Ronna Roy

-Rinah Rance

-Rlliver Rueen

-Rictor Rone

-Raldur

-Rarry Rallen

-Ral Rordan

-Rart Rallen

-Ryle Rayner

-Rohn Rteward

-R’onn R’onz

-Ratanna Ratarra

-Rartemis Rock

-Rilly Ratson

-Rara Rarkov

-Rera Rurry

-Rois Rane

-Rarfield Rogan

-Rarth

-Rara Ror Rel

-Rizarro

-Rrtemis Rf Rana-Rigdhal

-Rarley Ruinn

-Raime Reyes

-Ramela Rsley

-Relena Rtinelli

-Renguin

-Rarthur Rurry

-Red Rord

-Ruy Rardener

-Rarecrow

-Ressica Rruz

-Rooster Rold

-Rypto

-Ritus

-Ratcow

-Rarvey Rullock

-Ralia Ral Rhul

-Rohn Ronstantine

-Rlade Rilson

-Riss Rartian

-Risfit

-Ria Reardan

-Rmiko Rueen

-Romand'r

-Roker

-Ray Ralmer

-Reonard Rart

-Rary Rayson

-Rohn Rayson

-Raren Reecher

-Ron-el (Ralor)

-Rainey

-Ray Rerrill

-Reslie Rhompkins

-Ryle Rorg

-Rilver Robsidion

Did I miss anybody?? Does anyone need to be added?

[tiwaztyrsfist]

Can we talk about how Scooby Doo takes place in the same universe as Twin Peaks?

I had to look this up, and uh, yeah.

I have two things to say about this.

“Raura Ralmer”

“Rat’s a Ram Rine Rup of Roffee!”

[craptaincold]

Hip Runter, Pay Ralmer, Lara Sance, Rick Mory, Sneonard Lart, Startin Mein, Harter Call, Sendea Kaunders, and .... Jefferson "Jax" Jackson (on the RaveWider)

u forgot hate neywood and jimaya awe

[samiholloway]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Lethal Weapon (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Maureen Cahill/Martin Riggs, martin riggs / karen palmer Characters: Martin Riggs, Maureen Cahill, Karen Palmer Additional Tags: Sessions, Fluff I guess, not really rigghill, too early for rigghill i just like how they are together, riggsmer, ralmer Series: Part 6 of Weekly Fic Project 2017 Summary:

Doc decides that they need to clear the air and Riggs is impossible about it.

I just really need Riggs and Cahill to talk, and for Riggs to be happy for half a minute before the finale makes me sad.

This week’s thing!

[mousymissmousy]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Lethal Weapon (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Maureen Cahill/Martin Riggs, martin riggs / karen palmer Characters: Martin Riggs, Maureen Cahill, Karen Palmer Additional Tags: Sessions, Fluff I guess, not really rigghill, too early for rigghill i just like how they are together, riggsmer, ralmer Series: Part 6 of Weekly Fic Project 2017 Summary:

Doc decides that they need to clear the air and Riggs is impossible about it.

I just really need Riggs and Cahill to talk, and for Riggs to be happy for half a minute before the finale makes me sad.

[starrysence]

'it was a dark and stormy night' | relmer

context: a modern au in which race and elmer meet in college because they're dorm mates; albert is a mutual friend of theirs (unbeknownst to race, although elmer's heard a lot about race since he's practically albert's brother)

[possible tw here:] it's not in this oneshot, but the reason race is so scared of storms is bc (headcanon that) he lost his lovely parents to a storm as a child, and now he's terrified of them.

more warnings: angst (but dont worry no one dies)

at roughly two in the morning - he can't tell; he's tired and it's probably late - elmer awakes to a faint sound of what seems like sniffles and whimpers, and he grows confused. is someone crying?

when he hears the sound of rain tapping against a window in the dorm, his attention turns to the scene outside right as a bolt of lightning illuminates the sky, followed by the crackling sound of thunder that never fails to make him jump.

when the thunder dies out, elmer's ears are filled once again with the faint sound of rain pattering against the glass and that crying noise. the only one who could be up at this hour in their room is... race. racetrack higgins, his roommate. well, his actual name is anthony, but he seems to be accustomed to his nickname.

confusion still prevalent, elmer decides to call albert dasilva - a mutual friend of his and racetrack's. he thinks albert might know what's going on.

when albert picks up, his voice is groggy and he does not sound happy. "it's two in the morning. what the fuck do ya want at this hour?!"

elmer winces at his friend's tone before responding. "it's... i think it's racetrack. i think i hear 'im cryin' over in... in the kitchen?"

silence. silence that lingers for a few moments, worrying elmer beyond words.

the first thing he hears when albert speaks again is, "shit. oh, shit. fuck. it's storming."

"albert, what the hell is going on?" elmer demands, although concern clearly laces his words.

"racer... he's scared of storms. won't tell ya why, that's all in his right 'ta do. but please, el... you've gotta hold him."

elmer felt heat rush to his cheeks.

"what?"

"don't act like ya didn't hear what i just said!" albert exclaimed. the way his tone sharpened and his voice broke startled elmer so badly he almost dropped the phone. when albert spoke again, his voice was softer, but it was quivering, as if he were on the verge of tears. "elmer... go 'ta him. hold him close. comfort him. make 'im feel like he ain't alone, like there's someone there for 'im who cares about 'im... he needs that. he needs you, elmer."

elmer nodded, but then he remembered he was on the phone and albert couldn't see him. "r-right, okay. on it, al."

"thank you..."

elmer swore he heard albert begin to cry a second before he ended the call, and that brought tears to his own eyes. albert had always been so strong in his eyes, like nothing could tear him down, but elmer begins to realise just how much all of albert's friends must mean to him. he sets his phone down and crawls out of bed, stretching but making sure to stay quiet as he makes his way into the kitchen.

race had always been playful, witty, and sarcastic. not to mention flirtatious - oh, god, that boy was a flirt if you've ever seen one. so when elmer sees him hunched over in a corner of their kitchen, shivering and whimpering and mumbling things he can't make out, he is shocked, to say the least. shocked, and quite saddened. he doesn't even have to look in racetrack's eyes to know that the energised flame in them has been put out, that they're as dull a blue as ocean waters beneath a stormy sky.

elmer's voice is so quiet when he speaks, you could barely call it a whisper. "racetrack?"

elmer feels a pang of hurt at the way race bolts up when he hears his name, and he can tell race is trying to wipe his tears away so elmer won't see them when he turns around.

and when he does turn around, the sight immediately breaks elmer's heart in two. his face, lit up dimly by the moonlight, is streaked with tear stains and his hair is messier than elmer has ever seen it, some of it sticking to his face due to beads of sweat lining his forehead.

and his eyes... elmer had been right. they are completely dull, almost empty - they would've been empty if they weren't so full of hurt. for the first time in the seven months elmer has known him, racetrack higgins looks... vulnerable.

elmer is almost afraid to touch the shaking boy; he looks so very fragile, as if even a light press might shatter him. but before he can stop himself, he's sat on the floor, arms wrapped around racetrack, holding him close with one hand running through his blond curls and the other secured around his waist. and, boy, does race return the gesture. his arms slip around elmer's body, holding on tightly and desperately, as if his life depends on this embrace.

"sh... shh, it's okay. it's okay. i'm here." elmer whispers into racetrack's ear.

"thank you," race manages in a quivering whimper. "and i'm sorry... i'm s-sorry..."

"don't be sorry, racer... everything's gonna be okay. i'm here, i promise. i'm here for ya all night."

"i love..." race chokes up and trails off, crying quietly as he buries his face into elmer's shoulder. what he says next surprises elmer more than anything else had that night.

"i love ya, elmer. i love ya so much."

elmer presses a gentle kiss to the top of racetrack's head. "i love you, too, race. i love you, too."

and now, as the shaking of the boy in his arms slows to a stop, replaced by soft snores, he understands what albert meant when he said that race needs elmer. and now, he begins to realise that he needs race, too, just as much as race needs him.

with the storm still raging on outside, elmer leans against a wall, holding race and kissing his head until he finally falls asleep himself.

that's a wrap, folks! hope u liked!

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@foundingtrash-oneshots (sorry luna ily)

[ns-confessions]

Source: Blake Cruz