#raine’s rants

[17-gnomes-inmypockets]

now i’m not saying that nicholas rush lies because he doesn’t think anyone will believe him if he tells the truth, but i am saying that i’ve never seen that man and a healthy relationship with authority in the same room

[linterteatime]

Slugcat distribution system gave them an explosive rabid raccoon and a overpowered sewer rat ❤️

[siryyeet]

They'll never understand the epic highs (Firlefanz) and ''lows'' (Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung) of the german language

[17-gnomes-inmypockets]

i’m going to throw up i love this sm

@marz-planet watched me experience this for the first time today

I FOUND IT AGAIN WHOOP WHOOP @rabiessnail

[blacklight-creature]

GHOULS ARE LOCAL CRYPTIDS

MOUNTAIN AS A STRANGE DEER CREATURE THAT PEOPLE HAVE SPOTTED IN THE WOODS

MULTIPLE BODIES BEING FOUND DRAINED OF BLOOD CAUSING THE NEAR BY TOWNS TO THINK THERES A VAMPIRE AND THAT VAMPIRE IS PHANTOM

RAIN CAPSIZING FISHING BOATS IN THE NEAR BY LAKES AND RIVERS

CIRRUS HAUNTING ROADWAYS AND KILLING ANYONE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE THERE ALONE AT NIGHT

AURORA STEALING LIVESTOCK FROM FARMS LEAVING ONLY A TRAIL OF BLOOD AND CLAW MARKS INTO THE FOREST

DEW CHASING DOWN CARS IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT

SWISS SHAPE-SHIFTING INTO DIFFERENT PEOPLE JUST TO LURE SOMEONE TO THEIR UN TIMELY DEMISE

CUMULUS' SIREN CALL BEING THE LAST THING SO MANY PEOPLE HEARD IN THEIR LAST MOMENTS WHILE IN THE WOODS

GHOULS ARE CRYPTIDS

[zenala-art]

I've seen a surge on Artisaint content recently so here's my two cents on it

[flickering-nightfall]

I get the feeling NSH used to have much more flexible antenna and then did something really dumb and they were rendered the way they are today

I've seen some people with the headcanon that he wrecked, cut or removed his antennae! I'm leaning on my NSH just being made that way though. There are other iterators with similarly short antennae, or even no antennae at all.

He doesn't seem to be all too bothered by it in the end. Especially when it leads to opportunities like this...

[17-gnomes-inmypockets]

i feel like he can, and chooses not to. Like the man is able to drive and used to drive Gloria around but after she died everyone around him decided that he was too much of a risk

can't decide if nicholas rush can't drive a car or just shouldn't.

[17-gnomes-inmypockets]

finally figured out how to post videos

take this stargate edit from months ago <3

(yes ik the timing is off, capcut hates me)

[cupid-ghoul]

ghost movie this, ghost movie that

I need to see dewdrop in 4k for 2 hours on the big screen

give me my little man

[17-gnomes-inmypockets]

Gina Linetti is a mindset

[siryyeet]

ÖHRWURM??? KÖNNT IHR EINMAL IN EUREM LEBEN BITTE UMLAUTE RICHTIG BENUTZEN???

[dazeddoodles]

Raeda smut writers: *Flips coin* Cock it is

Transphobes: If you're short you have a vagina

[neattnat]

Omg hi hunter hihihihihiiii!

Does this 2 u

[17-gnomes-inmypockets]

i did not finish the vampire fic (the motivation left me) but everytime i see something REMOTELY fang related i think of it /pos

reminded me of your vampire au

While Telford is feeding Rush under the table and having sex with him into the bargain he tells him he can bite "for fun" if he wants, and Rush - who has been taught to view the entire feeding process as an explicit display of trust and desire - falls a little bit in love right on the spot...

What's the quote? 'The worst thing for a monster is to be feared.' Something like that. Anyway, Telford turning up and going "lol I wanna mess around with your fangs nbd" gets Rush going to an insane degree!

I am also more than happy to be the resident vampire mutual! 🧛‍♂️

[androgynegoddess]

Hi, yes - I'll never apologize for being a pillow princess, actually. No matter how guilty I feel about it at times. If you want bad sex because you're asking someone to do something they're not 100% comfortable with and enthusiastic about, that's on you. I'm not putting myself in that position again.