#ragbros headcanon

[addictofanimation]

New Ragbros + Crepus Headcanon...

Funny headcanon. Kaeya has no idea what an innuendo is when he first arrives in Mondstadt and doesn't take his first time hearing one very well. One example would be someone tells him and Diluc that they'll need to call an exorcist from Liyue because they'll have them convinced they're father is possessed by making him scream all night.

Diluc ends up having to stop Kaeya from gutting them because Kaeya took it as a threat. Crepus loses his mind later while Kaeya is flushed and shrunk in his seat after Diluc explained to their father what happened (he already told Kaeya what an innuendo was).

He also may or may not do something about someone having the nerve to make such jokes in front of his children.

[ofbardsandmen]

tavern hobbies and a pride of an older brother | ragbros headcanon

kaeya draws on napkins in angel's share, and frankly, he's very bad at it, but he tries his best nevertheless. the themes he draws are usually birds in flight that he watches regularly all around mondstadt and that he used to see on his father's paintings when he was younger. he also draws plenty of bad stickman figures and attempted portraits of his friends, kof members and his estranged brother, with silly faces and oddly specific details unique to those people. diluc, on the other hand, can draw, in a way, but no longer indulges in it, but! he makes sure to collect every napkin kaeya leaves behind (unless kaeya decides to take it with him or gift it to someone in jest) and keeps them in a drawer behind the counter in the tavern. kaeya doesn't know about it, charles does, but he values his life over his amusement and keeps quiet about it.

diluc: nobody must ever know i hold these dear to me and fUCK this bastard for drawing me with an angry face every single time, i'll sHOW HIM my angry face-

[crowcalico]

‘May these thousand winters swiftly pass, I pray.

I love you, I miss you, all these miles away.’

Some ragbros angst for the soul. I am a firm believer that Kaeya would have kept Diluc’s vision close, making sure it doesn’t fade, the years he was gone.

[fruity-mond]

We don't talk enough how Kaeya literally just. Appeared.

Thinking about how Kaeya literally has NO legal documents. So like, logically, Crepus had to forge some stuff. Where is he from? Who knows but his birthday is on Nov30- don't fact check that.

Since Kaeya was abandoned, it does actually qualify him for the Late Birth Registration law in most places, and it probably makes it a lot easier that they're in the city of freedom but STILL, Crepus having to fill that up is so funny to me because he is STRUGGLING.

This kid is seven and the only way they knew his age was bc of some wacko they met on the way to Liyue for a family trip, who was high as a kite, being like "oh ya I'm a licensed pediatrician that is a SEVEN YEAR OLD" and threw up right after. And that was all they had to go off of bc Kaeya was near meltdowns at any mentions of medical testing (he's scared they'll figure out who he actually is, but comes to the realization that there's nothing to match him to)

This kid doesn't even remember his BIRTHDAY. Crepus and Diluc literally had to assign him one. Dude, he is JUST mastering Mondstadtian, he's still stuttering. How do you expect this kid to remember if he's gotten his mandatory baby shots? And he shouldn't be expected to!! HE'S SEVEN.

Crepus, filling out the forms with Kaeya on his lap:

"Kaeya, do you know your blood type?- Wait have you gotten vaccinated?"

"…Huh"

"Archons is this why you're ill 89% of the time"

Eventually, Kaeya agrees for a medical check up bc they genuinely need info on him to fill in his legal meds reports and good fucking lord HOW is this kid SURVIVING. Why is he deficient in 9 different vitamins?? Do we even HAVE 9 different vitamins to be deficient in?? So he ends up in the cathedral for like. A solid 3 months. A month where he literally couldn't leave and 2 where he's in and out for tests and check-ups.

(Turns out he IS seven but alchemy can only go so far so still no concrete birthday)

Crepus is pacing front and back, cursing Kaeya's stupid family.

Not for leaving him, no, Crepus actually feels slightly guilty that he's grateful they left him bc it gave the Ragnvindrs a wonderful new son.

No he's cursing them bc could they really not have made it easier by leaving his STUPID birth certificate and medical records with him? If you wanna abandon him, fine! MAKE IT EASIER FOR THE PERSON TO TAKE HIM IN. GOD.

Diluc and Kaeya was NOT aware of their father's anguish lmao Diluc kept sneaking in with a bunch of trinkets and books to make sure Kaeya isn't bored. Him, Jean, Kaeya and Thoma play Uno on Kaeya's medical bed

(No one is winning but Diluc is DEFINITELY losing. Kaeya has 6 wins, Jean 5, Thoma 5, and Diluc none. He nearly accidentally set Kaeya's cathedral bedsheet on fire after his 12th loss)

At some point, Crepus just starts making shit up bc dude he just wants to take this kid in please. The kid seems to know as much abt himself as Crepus knows of him, so he's no help

(and that's not his fault but come on these documents need filling)

HE JUST WANTS TO TAKE HIM HOME AND ENROLL HIM IN CLASSES WITHOUT THE KNIGHTS BEING ON HIS ASS FOR TECHNICAL KIDNAPPING.

He tells Adelinde this in a rant once:

"You forged legal documents."

"I mean, technically? Most of them were true and obtained by legal means"

"…most of them."

"Okay lets be honest right now, Addie, this is probably the tamest crime you know I've committed"

Ragnvindr Family ily (Also I'm a firm believer that Thoma was a frequent friend in Jean, Kaeya, and Diluc's schemes)

[ramunnae]

Diluc headcanon, he has frostbite scars on the back of his arms from his fight with Kaeya. When he almost killed Kaeya and Kaeya got his vision it's likely he blasted out his shield naturally, and I like to think of that as the result, like diluc put his arms up in an X to block in return.

[nothin-l]

Diluc is so dramatic

This is Diluc:

This is kaeya:

Diluc is such a drama king. We all know who threw the most tantrums

again,

this is Diluc:

And this is kaeya:

kaeya is so chill and sweet 🥲 diluc is such a brat dw I love them both

I love them sm tHE DarKnEsS IS ToO OvERwheLMiNg 🦸‍♂️

[drfirefly08]

warning: ragbros only space you fuckshits

[at angel's share, after closing]

kaeya: i think i like-

diluc: albedo? literally everyone knows, kae

kaeya: wha- ha- hwa? how??

diluc: you're terribly obvious

kaeya: HOW???

diluc: last week, you called albedo the most beautiful man in the world. in front of his face.

kaeya: I DID???

diluc: you... i swear to the archons...

kaeya: he probably doesnt like me back tho....

diluc: bitch do you know how many fucking paintings he has made of you

[jxmey]

another courtesy of tarugai's other post

[itsadweeb]

you know Diluc's head maid, Adelinde? i have a headcanon for her.

i wanna believe she became a maid working for Diluc's dad, Crepus when she was a teenager, say 15-17 years old and stayed working there since. i imagine she was there helping around when Diluc was born and growing up. and of course taking care of Kaeya when he was adopted as well. the fight between the brothers im sure devastated her because im sure she sees Diluc and Kaeya as sons/little brothers. i feel like no matter how old she gets, she's going to stay working as a maid for the Dawn Winery just to watch over Diluc and Kaeaya for as long as she can. and perhaps one day get to see them have kids of their own as well.

in other words, i think Adelinde is neat and definitely cares a lot about Diluc and Kaeya.

[rhenuvee]

Currently thinking about modern AU: hockeyplayer! Diluc and figureskater! Kaeya.

Hockey player Diluc who scared you at first because hockey can be rough, but instantly shot an arrow through your heart once he took off his helmet and revealed his handsome face. Hockey player Diluc who worries you because of the bruises and cuts he sometimes gets after a game. He can't say he likes it either, but what he does enjoy is the soft touches you give him, smoothing over his damaged skin. "Hm...? It hurts a little, but it's fine... thank you for taking care of me."

Figure skater Kaeya who looks so graceful on the ice and never let's anything affect his performance- even if you are in the crowd. He always denies when his brother says he's showing off too much lately, but he needs some way to impress you. Figure skater Kaeya who invites you out to skate with him, laughing when you fall on your butt. He helps you by pulling you up, but flusters you by doing the extra action of bringing you close to his chest. "There we go, see? Now you won't fall with me here~"

(Shall I write two fics on this)

Update: Here! & Here!

[urs-dearly-chaise]

Ily, ragbros🫶

Re-uploading this here.

(Originally from Instagram @ursdearlychaise.)

[addictofanimation]

A Kaeya Possible Death Headcanon...

If Kaeya were to suffer from the curse and be coming closer to death, I can see him seeking warmth like the Hilichurls did. He would cuddle with either/both Diluc and/or Klee and they would hold him until his final breath would come and he would go slack in their hold.

Makes it even worse if he doesn't even know he's dying. Just that he can't stay warm or retain any warmth at all.

This could also possibly be applied to Amber and Bennett. I can see them being last resorts if he simply couldn't bare the cold. He would go to Amber if he felt she wouldn't say anything about it because it's awkward for both of them. I can see Bennett being the one to notice Kaeya seems oddly cold and offers to use his Vision to warm him up.

Of course, all of them inevitably freak out when they realize he just died in their arms. Klee would be the one most likely to not realize Kaeya was dead and calling for Jean because "big brother Kaeya fell asleep". She doesn't understand why Jean starts crying and holding Kaeya in her arms or why Lisa and Amber are barely holding back tears. But Klee begins to freak out too because she starts to realize something is seriously wrong when everyone is clearly upset. She starts crying too when she tries to wake Kaeya up, telling him that he's starting to scare everyone because he's sleeping too hard, only to not get an answer.

I still think Diluc would have the strongest reaction, though. Maybe Kaeya showed up at the manor one day and desperately asks if he can stay in his room for the night. Diluc, noticing something is off, lets him. When he goes to check on Kaeya after a brief talk with Adelinde, he finds him bundled in his old blankets and looking like a caterpillar in a cocoon. He starts to get worried when he realizes that he can see Kaeya's breath. He tells Adelinde to call for Barbara and Albedo and tries to get Kaeya to talk to him but Kaeya is practically shaking the bed with his shivers. He gets under the blankets with Kaeya and uses his Vision to warm up the space under the blanket and breathes a sigh of relief when his brother's shivers subside. Of course, they have their typical stunted talk that eventually becomes a heartfelt conversation that they don't know will be their last.

Eventually, they become quiet for some time before Diluc realizes that Kaeya isn't breathing. Que the freak out as he desperately tries to wake Kaeya up but nothing is working. His screams aren't answered by his brother and instead with the doors to Kaeya's room slamming open with Albedo standing in the doorway, looking like he had run the entire way here. One look, however, and Albedo hangs his head and Diluc knows.

All he can do is hug his brother close as he cries and mourns what could have been.

[ofbardsandmen]

brother, tuck your shirt in, please. | ragbros headcanon

i thought about this for a long time, and ended up with the idea of kaeya being the tidy kid in the family, shirt tucked in his pants, hair brushed, tied and secured, shoes laced or buckled, everything in place. and why? because there were expectations to be met, comments to be avoided and prevented at all costs. kaeya could not let himself lack in anything. meanwhile diluc, a loose child, to say the least, sick and tired of rules and etiquette at times (most of the time), shirt always somehow tucked out or messily re-buttoned, even after crepus and adelinde's great efforts at making him look presentable for family's standards. hair a total red mess that exasperated kaeya to bits, but diluc couldn't bother caring for (except maybe once or twice a week when his brother forced him into caring for it, or insisted on taking care of it himself, because what would people think and say about that bird nest on diluc's head-). his jacket is elsewhere, his left glove missing, but all his less important belongings are somehow still attached to him, stuffed into his pockets or hanging from his belt. because, diluc, who was born into a leisure of life has never had to work to keep his appearance up and gain a certain amount of respect and acknowledgement, nor present himself in a certain, proper way, as to have some sense of belonging and some ability to join desired circles of people. instead, he inherited everything, and tho he certainly had a name to grow into, and a legacy to uphold, he ultimately struggled much less to grow into a place, a family, and his own skin. and thus, in kaeya's eyes, diluc could allow himself much more than he himself ever could.

[immortalsys]

Kaeya (angst) Headcanons !!! yayy

Tw religous themes

- He has a golden eye, which he hides beneath the patch. Around it, there's a burn scar, but his vision recovered itself through the use of khemia. His tears are golden, too.

- When he first arrived in Mondstadt, he had a strong, "strange" accent which faded over time. His way of speaking was also odd; it resembled the vocabulary of ancient Mond. This also faded away.

- Being near Statues of the Seven triggers chronic pains in his joints and weighs down his body. Looking at them results in eye-pain, especially the golden one. This pain lessens when he lowers his head in respect.

- The Statues terrified him as a child. Even as an adult, there is a primal, creeping anxiety blossoming anytime he gets close.

- Additionally, the Wind has been a suspiciously reactive element; near Statues, it wraps around him, both as comfort and silent warning. It becomes icy and sharp on days he bitterly thinks of home, warm and soothing on restless nights he spends patrolling.

- He does not pray. However, he isn't blind to signs either.

- He's forgotten some of the spoken language and runes of khaenriah. They still manage to haunt his dreams almost each night, follow him in Domains.

- speaking of; He hears echoed cries in ancient domains. Begs to save them, to free them of their agony, to stay. He does his best to ignore them.

- His own vision hurts. Wearing it at all weighs his body down, though using it not only creates joint pain, but lines of corruption zapping up his skin as well. They fade quickly, yet leave a hollow agony behind.

- He always knew Venti was Barbatos; what else would make him freeze in terror like that but a God? ... Over time he's come to relax in his presence, the alcohol certainly helps.

- He's had nightmares about That Night with Diluc so many times he can't remember what really happened anymore

- Speaking of; he dreams of Mondstadt burning down a lot. Of having to choose one day. Of the kids he grew up with back home, of them screaming for help. Of the faces of the elders, calling out for him. Their golden boy, their hope, their future.

- Klee reminds him of young Diluc. Maybe that's why he's so lenient and protective of her.

- He has written over a dozen letters to Diluc but never sent any.

- Helping out elderly in Mondstadt makes him feel more genuine and fake all the same; and too often, their faces merge with one's of the past.

- He knows Diluc visits Crepus' grave at least three times a year. His father's birthday, deathday, and Dilucs own birthday. Kaeya watches from the cathedral, legs itching to man up and join him. He's never managed to build up the courage to do so.

- The cold of Dragonspine is surprisingly soothing to his pains. He guesses that's also the case for Albedo, and why the Researcher stays there majority of the year.

- Speaking of; Albedo. He feels some kind of kinship with the man. They've talked a bit, but he's never been brave enough to bring up Khaenriah.

[trylynarie]

Kaeya, drunk: i shower with my vision

Rosaria: Interesting

Diluc:

Diluc: why the hell-

Kaeya: well how else am I meant to catch the water when I slip?

[lukasequalszero]

Brotherly love.