#raevenly shitposts

[raevenlywrites]

blease... i'm pegging you....

[raevenlyreads]

Why you should commission me as a tarot reader specifically

I'm queer as hell, so therefore my interpretations will be queer as well

Same with being neurodivergent of only god knows what flavor

I say things in my interpretations like "not yet, Ferb"

I have many many lovely decks to choose from

srsly your reading may or may not read like an absolute shitpost depending on the vibe of our pre-reading chats

oh, did I mention you get pre-reading chats? So you're not just like going in blind? I will help you figure out a) what your question even actually is actually and 2) what spread is best for what you want to know

Vague-an (that's vaguely pagan) so I'll probably say things like "oh yeah big Aquarius energy there" but I won't say things like "divine feminine"

oh yeah also I dabble in astrology so i'll say things like "big aquarius energy there"

did I mention the neurodivergent and queer? this reading will not be normative in the slightest

dork ass nerd so you can commission spreads from me like the Tri-Force of Ways You're Awesome or a sakkri from the Kiesha'ra books

So yeah. Come check my ko-fi out. Even if its just to look at some pretty decks for a minute

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Me, trying to adjust any single element of my carefully balanced shitshow of a life. Any and all deviance from the barely functioning pattern will be swiftly punished. Let that be a lesson to me.

Mistakes were made

(via)

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Would a depressed person wear these? *puts on a pair or rainbow heart shaped sunglasses*

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My pronouns are Yes/and

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No no you misheard me I said nekomancer *summons a hoard of cats*

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Okay, but what about 33yr old catmen turning their life around, realizing that alcoholism isn't a personality trait, and maybe finally taking up rock climbing like he's always wanted to do, or birdwatching? What about 37 yr old catmen with dreams, a renewed zest for life? What about catmen who are ready to end the cycle of abuse passed down from their catfathers? What about catmen who are ready for a new start, who are healing?

no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedly

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Me: I'm gonna write the most upsetting thing I can think of in these bags

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puts on my favorite flannel "I'm ready for Thotumn"

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Youre not invited to my pronoun party

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"my leige" not as in a landholding noble, but as I talk to my cat

“sir” not as in a man, but as in a knight

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girl with a tattoo of several bats flying up out of her vagina: wear a condom, i don't want them to get white nose

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Awful Neutral

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You've activated my fight or flight and cut off all the exits

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my experiences are NOT universal and I am VERY UNHAPPY about this fact

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I was telling my coworker about how my mom, batshit woman that she is, once told me she believed I was bisexual because she ate Cheetos while pregnant with me. Something about the yellow number 5 or whatever.

And I shit you not, this dude turned to me and said "My MIL is the same. She believes my wife and I aren't Christian because she drank mountain dew once and felt evil."

Y'all.

Y'all.

The devil's sacrament is Cheetos and Mountain Dew I will not be convinced of otherwise.