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[catatonicsx]

hey. you should read this.

summary: Alex's thirtieth birthday leaves him hungover with a splitting headache, crashing on Miles' couch. Miles is good at comfort and better with his hands. It only takes Alex two orgasms (and ten years) to confess that he's in love.

OR: almost 9k words of some sweet smut of my favoritest boys <3

[catatonicsx]

hey so i did write this!! thanks for the idea :)

i feel honestly like this is the most romantic thing ive written. which might be a bittt worrying but still check it out if it sounds interesting !

Please can someone write a one shot where they go to an art gallery and argue because Alex appreciates art and Miles hasn't got a clue.....then make up by shagging in the toilets....?

[cumexhibition]

via Cum-covered Redditors

[nylanderla]

Also Red and Black!! #leatherbags #handmade_leatherbags #fall_fashion #racing_stripes

[catatonicsx]

hii ! thank you @i-m-a-leaf-on-the-wind for your gifset which inspired this.

Alex steals Miles' leopard print kimono and parades it right under Miles' nose. In which dancing is a mating ritual for the Puppets, which isn't much of a stretch when one considers Alex Turner's hips.

^^ alex the clothes theif gets what's coming to him. read for more! mwah

[catatonicsx]

goodmorning josh/alex nation

Summary:

Hair falls in Alex's face again and obscures the words on his notebook, breaking his concentration and his spirit. “That’s it,” he fumes aloud, slamming his notebook shut. “I’m cutting all my hair off.” “Don’t,” says Josh, not looking up from fiddling with the levels. “I like it, suits you.” Alex nods even though Josh isn’t looking at him. Yeah, okay. He twirls a strand around his finger. Maybe he could keep it. - Writer's block, long hair, shared cigarettes, and a gaudy LA house party come together to create an electrifying tension between Alex and his producer-slash-idol, Joshua Homme. There's nothing like a photobooth and two rolls of film to make certain things come to light.

[catatonicsx]

okay ive been working on this for a couple of weeks and .. !!

my arctic monkeys humbug foursome is finished :)) check it out for 7k words of touch-starved alex leading to some particularly fun interband solutions

[catatonicsx]

i would actually do unspeakable things to read ur josh/alex fic

well hey!! great news. unspeakable things are no longer necessary!!

check it out if you want to see my life's work (read: exactly 14k words of these two getting it on in many, many ways)

[catatonicsx]

happy birthday miles kane, you deserve 553 words of a milex blow job fic

[catatonicsx]

matt helders would look amazing with his ears pierced read if you agree (or if you just enjoy some good ol' fashioned mattlex jealousy into drunk kissing)

[nylanderla]

The Grand Prix large hobo , in the works ... Coming soon!! #leatherbags #handmade_leatherbags #lovemyjob #racing_stripes #fall_fashion