#rabiesrambles

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Y/N learning Daisuke went into the vent because Jimmy manipulated him. A treat because I’m not able to update the fic today 😞

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Live Rabies Reaction to seeing this:

if you're doing mouthwashing can i have daisuke x reader hcs plz... just pretend the tulpar never crashed i want him to be happy hjdkjkdsjg

OMG ANON…you get me. Daisuke has me in a CHOKEHOLD. Ok so here are how the headcanons are gonna go. Pre dating/confession. Dating and NSFW. I had another anon ask me to do NSFW head canons with daisuke. So why not kill two birds with one stone. The regular head canon r gonna be Gn. But the NSFW are gonna have some AFAB stuff. Still can kinda be read as Gn.

Crushing - Confession

- I believe Daisuke crushing on you would be a very, you fell first, but he fell harder kinda thing.

- I think that because Daisuke can be well.. a bit dense (still love him though). That he’s not really gonna pick up on any hints or flirting. So you kinda of have to wait till he realizes he likes you.

- When he does realize he likes you is probably when you were sticking up for him against Swansea(I love you Swansea but you still were mean to Daisuke🙁).

- It’s gonna be easy to tell when he likes you. This man is gonna be so obvious😭🙏

- We all know he’s eager to please right? He’s doing this with you 2 times more. Always asking if you needed anything, he’d be right on it.

-Little things to. I’m talking some laying his shirt over a puddle for you to step on. I feel like he tries to woe you with these gestures.(and it works)

- Daisuke loves listening to your voice. No matter how your voice sounds. He’ll go out of his ways to find you to ramble on about something. He thinks you look and sound cute rambling. o(^w^)o

- Also I think he just likes looking at you. There have been MANY times where Swansea has smacked Daisuke in the back of the head, cause he got sidetrack staring at you with this very lovesick grin. Staring like you personally hung the stars for him.

- Daisuke would be a bit too nervous to think of confessing first. So Swansea would definitely be pushing him to confess. He’s tired of seeing you two ogling at each other and doing nothing about it😒.

- Our sly little man some how convinced Curly to make a cake for him to give you. (I swear on my life curly is a die hard romantic but I’m saving that for when I do headcanons on him later)

- I feel like Daisuke would sneak in your room. Waiting for you to enter. When you do he lifts up the cake in his hands, “ Imadeyouthiscakewillyoudateme” He rambled out. Being scared you would say no.

- But when you say yes. I’m not kidding he shouted “WHOO HOO!!!”. It was very funny. Daisuke would quickly put the cake down and rush to hug you,

Dating

- I feel like the affection he likes to receive is words of affection and physical contact. And for what he usually gives. Acts of service and physical affection. Let me explain

-(Daisuke receiving) It’s a bit obvious that Daisuke probably hasn’t gotten a lot of praise in his life. So I believe that he absolutely melts when you give him these encouraging words. It can range from a lot. From a small, “good job” to a “I love you so much, no matter what.”. It makes him so happy like you don’t even understand.

-(Daisuke receiving) Idk it’s just a an itch in my brain telling me. I think he likes all kinds of physical affection. From holding his pinky, to wrapping you arms and legs around him cuddling. If it insures some sort of touching he’s down. I also think he like resting his head on either your thighs, or chest. Resting his eyes. PLEASE scratch his head or tangle your fingers through his hair. He loves it so much. Like it calms him down so much.

-(Daisuke giving) You can’t tell me this man isn’t at least a bit clingy. Not in a “if you talk to someone else I’ll kill them” type of way but a “ you make me feel safe and secure” kind of way. Does that make sense? Anyways, he loves flopping onto you when he sees you laying down. Like I’m talking full rag doll flop. I fully believe he brought a stuff animal on the ship. So he fully treats you like a stuff animal. Quick random switch. I don’t think he likes being the small spoon. Only because I feel like he needs to sleep holding something. I don’t think he would mind being big spoon. But overall he prefers you two facing each other.

-(Daisuke giving) We all know he has a knack for trying to be as helpful as he can. We can see that when he tried to fix the vent! To trying to crawl up it to save Anya… guys I can’t do this anymore. ANYWAYS. This man does not want you to lift a FINGER. He is so head over heels inlove with you. He’ll do anything for you. He’ll ask him to bring you a star and he’d ask which one. LIKE HE LOVES YOU SM AND JUST WANTS TO SEE YOU HAPPY.

- He loves kissing. Receiving and giving. From a simple peck, to kissing your face all over. He just loves it so much. He finds it so romantic. Listen hear me out. Non sexual neck kissing. He could be waking up before you(highly unlikely). Softly kissing your neck to wake you up. Just soft and sweet.

- Late night talks are a must with him. It could be about anything really. From what plot twist you guys thought would happen on the shitty soap opera you guys were watching. What ifs, what your guys future would look like, what you guys would be if you were animals. The topics you guys talk about are far and wide. But he enjoys the comfort of being by you.

- You can’t tell me this man isn’t a big back. Daisuke definitely brought a bunch of snacks with him. So he will happily share with you. He is a very giving person. But also expect to get your food stolen sometimes.. make sure you get extra food in your plate to give him the rest. He would appreciate it a lot!!!!!:3

- He also really loves spending anytime he can with you. Especially if it involves games. Let me tell you. YOU DO NOT WANNA PLAY DRESS TO IMPRESS WITH THIS MAN. He would cook you so hard in the game it’s not even funny. He’s literally in the top 10 players in dress to impress.

NSFW - DO NOT READ IF YOUR A MINOR OR UNCOMFORTABLE WITH NSFW (AFAB)

- Praise kink. YOU GUYS CANT TELL ME I’M WRONG. You guys could water board me. Scream at me that I’m wrong. Every time you praise him when y’all are getting freaky. Busting. Like it gets him going SO HARD (pun intended) Like omg… Especially if you praise his efforts/ how good he’s doing. Pray that you’ll be able to walk after.

- This man is LOUD…… grunting, whimpering, moaning, panting. Any noise you can think of hes made it. Like he doesn’t even think of suppressing his noises. He also doesn’t want you to either! He loves hearing you. He thinks the louder you are = the better he’s doing. So please don’t suppress your noises he’ll get so sad:(. But back to the topic. This man needs something to muffle him. Wether that be kissing you, or lightly nibbling your neck. When he starts to get to loud you need to find a way to shut him up.

-Speaking of loud Swansea has definitely caught you guys once’s. Y’all were a bit to loud and he was wonder what was going on and… Let’s just say he wasn’t able to look at you guys for a bit. But after he gave Daisuke a fist bump. Man to man🗣️🗣️🗣️

- Daisuke is willing to try almost everything. I full heartedly believe this man is a virgin. The furthest he’s ever gone is making out. So he’s eager to learn! He was a bit nervous your guys first time. But after a bit that nervousness dissolved into eagerness! I don’t think he’d be into hurting you badly. And I don’t think he likes pain that much either. But I think he would like his hair being pulled. Or maybe you lightly scratching his back.

- I think he would be open to having sex not just in your rooms. Either in random room barely used. Or a couple of times on the couch when everyone was in their sleeping quarters. Thankfully you guys weren’t caught!!! But Curly was wondering what that clear staticky substances was on the couch…

-(AFAB) Munch no question asked. LISTEN WHEN I SAW HE WANTED AN EXTRA PACK OF SWEETENER I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT BIG BACK MUNCH BEHAVIOR. Also because this man loves to please. DO YALL SEE ME VISION. This man who’ll slurp it up like no tomorrow. His favorite made is your pleasure is his pleasure. But omg like he gets so into eating you out it’s not even funny… You have to pry his face away from your core. And he looks so hot. His hair a mess. His eyes dazed but still has that love in them. And your juice all over his face like…

- He doesn’t have a favorite position. He likes way too many. And when you asked him what position he liked the most, he only responded with, “how can I pick a favorite when there all so good, and what about the ones we haven’t tried yet!” Safe to say you guys went to go try some more positions 😜

- I know I’ve been doing really freaky headcanons but I think Daisuke loves soft sex and morning sexy to. Maybe the morning after a bad day HES still feeling bad. You both are still groggy but you have time before you have to get up. Hell sink himself into. Be toy thrusting as his arms are wrapped around your wait. His hot breath on your neck, as he trailed kisses all along it. Just because he can be a freak doesn’t mean he can’t be really soft either.

- Daisuke loves cock warming. Try. Try to prove me wrong. He loves cuddling. He loves being as close to you as possible. What’s better than combining the two! But after a bit he does get a bit impatient and starts to subtly thrust. He really is trying to not to be you feel to good!

Authors note: SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG. I STARTED THIS WHEN I GOT HOME AND FELL ASLEEP MID WAY THROUGH WRITING THIS. Again sorry for request being slow I’m trying my best😭🙏

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Can not beleive he’s not AI generated the faces this man pulls are genuinely cartoonish. I love you education daddy you make witnessing the horrors of the world more bearable.

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Hello I’ve reach all new levels of cringe and I’ve never felt so free. Here’s a doodle based on my fanfic Something Burdensome!

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Daisuke has a lavender crush on Anya, I feel like he’s closeted but looks at Anya and is like “this is suppose to be what a guy wants right? The guys around me like her so I should too.” But it’s just his head making up excuses of a hypothetical women he could spend the rest of his life with.

Anya is old enough to tell this, Daisuke doesn’t really flirt with her he just wants to around her all the time and thinks that’s the same thing. I also feel like Anya is a lesbian but I hc she doesn’t tell people because she fears her treatment would get worse ( Jimmy is for sure the type of guy to say he could ‘fix’ a lesbian..fuck you Jimmy I’m taking the fattest shit on ur grave.).

Thank you for hearing me out on my Daisuke and Anya gay and lesbian solidarity I’m coping through both of them and I love them so so much. Also I derived lavender crush from the term lavender marriage! I don’t know if that’s been coined yet but if not I will be doing that soon.

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Thinking about Trans Daisuke and Swansea being like a a father figure…

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I am so fucked up right now. I noticed he had rings on his right hand and I got curious cause I wondered the meaning of them…this was a devastating development.

Also it’s not said in the article I nabbed this from but Japan is one of the countries …Daisuke is a Japanese name…. Oh ohhhhhgughhh have mercy Devs why did you hide so many things to make me start crying all over again.

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He’s trans because I’m trans and I say so

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Two in one here, ^ Daisuke angst edit !!

And below I need to talk about the fact Daisuke knew what Jimmy did/was doing and tried to protect the people he cared for he just didn’t have a loud enough voice.

Ugh okay tysm someone has to hear me because I’m insane right now.

While pulling these clips I found that the way Daisuke acts after Swansea talks to Anya implies he knew at least that Jimmy hurt Anya. He hides the sweetener because he doesn’t want Jimmy to make the cocktail cause either he knows from college what the warning signs of date rape (fun college fact they have poster up EVERYWHERE warning about stuff so it’s highly likely he knew something was fishy.) The reason he gave into Jimmy is the same reason he went into the vent his voice isn’t loud enough to stand up to authority directly. His anxiety made him mix his words but he WAS trying. He tried to warn Swansea the drunk was spiked but couldn’t be direct because again he, he’s afraid of Jimmy. He was trying to give a subtle hint but it wasn’t enough.

What the actual fuck this game is killing me. /pos

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It’s my birthday!!!! Yippee birthday edit!! No way it’s angs- OH GOD IT BURNSSS!!!

Song: The Opposite Of Flowers by ROAR

Oops and forgot Voice is ManlyBadAssHero if you hunt for indie games like I do please check his YT out wonderful fellow.

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Hey fellow Daisuke enthusiasts who wants a fic where Daisuke kills Jimmy?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60099838

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Portal Fans 🤝 Mouthwashing Fans

“The cake was a lie”

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RAAAAAAAA DAISUKE ROAR EDIT

Song: Wondering Why By ROAR

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A ramble about Responsibility and mouthwash don’t worry nothing to see here! (Mouth Washing Spoilers)

I think the thing that gets me the most about the difference between Curly and Jimmy is what responsibility looks like to them.

Curly had to have been in unimaginable pain for who knows how long, it seems he got full body burns + a couple less limbs and it’s very clear Pony express didn’t have the budget for proper medical equipment or medicines. Now this is where things get fuzzy in the canon, you can count Jimmy and Curleys responsibility conversation as a dream or some in-between but I think we can agree it wasn’t just a Jimmy delusion there was truth in it.

Curly despite everything, despite the betrayal, despite being forced to sit by helpless to stop his once best friend slaughter his entire crew he was sworn to protect. And in the face of all that Curly made no excuses for himself, and in stead took full responsibility even for things that weren’t entirely his fault. He saw that in the end he was the one carrying them through and wether or not any of it was his fault he still took responsibility for it.

Jimmy on the other hand? Everything he said was an excuse to by him time to find a reason or something else to pivot the blame to. Or saying he could fix things and proceeding to make things 10x worse. He ran from accountability even in death, he choose to shoot himself when I think if he truly wanted his moral high ground and to prove he cared he should have lived it out on his own with his actions. He took responsibility but not accountability.

And that’s why Curly’s so clearly a good person despite his mistakes, he was aware of his mistakes and didn’t run or delay them he met them and continued on. Ugh. I fucking hate Jimmy this game was so so good

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Poor Daisuke he deserved better.. capitalism hates good men

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Girl in red AND anya from Mouthwashing??? // Song is Rue by girl in red :3