#rabblerouser besties (and her nerd friends) to get them alone in hilarious situations

[isabelguerra]

actually shut up about izjo lets talk about ollie. i never talk about ollie enough. wizjo does their dumbass danse macabre and ollie as the only other gryffindor in the friend group, therefore being stuck with them, spends the entire time like the cunty mom from mean girls. hes clocked out. hes here to be bald and enjoy care for magical creatures. ollie figures out johnny has a crush within 3 months of it forming and then 5 years later johnny admits it to him stone face serious. he and max have an ongoing bet with real money passing back and forth about how many times a day they find an excuse to bicker. ollie is winning. johnny tried to get him on a broom one time and one time only. his dad is quidditch coach can you imagine your best friends girlfriends boss being your dad. can you imagine having your dumbest Friend Person Alive best friend tell you he likes a girl 5 years after you noticed. as if you wouldnt notice. he does then proceed to Watch And Give Nudges which is pretty funny. ollie is here to be the heart muscle and brains of the group which means he leaves commonroom study night conveniently early. and he does that all by himself. king. im making him a twink to go to yule ball with