#r.i.p to that beloved cat 😭

[wonyui]

hamster? 🥺 i understand how u feel bro cuz it was the same with me and my cat ㅠㅠ my condolences btw :'') losing beloved pets hits deeper tbh (⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠෴⁠ ⁠༎ຶ⁠)

WAH IM SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS 💔💕 My condolences(your cat must have been a lovely one) and I agree.. it's the worse when you lose a pet 💔 Although it was somewhat funny because he died from farting too hard??

[softzhongli]

summary: a closer look at the most exclusive group chat in all teyvat. we have two oblivious idiots in love, two horny bastards afraid of their feelings, a grumpy cat and his sunshine boyfriend and one very single and tired girl... among many many others warnings: swearing, probably some angst info: crack fic, multi-chaptered, social media au, not much difference they just have phones lmao pairings: childe x kaeya // xiao x venti // zhongli x diluc + lumine and other characters requests: open posted: 12/02/2022 a/n: i wrote a written-fic part for xiaoven and chaeya so i couldn’t just leave zhongluc without one and here we are haha also! thoma, welcome to the chaos! tbh i don’t really have an idea for him as of now but i just wanted to add someone new so we’ll just go with the flow lmao

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CHAT: #AntiKaeyaGuild ⮡  members: lumine / diluc / xiao / venti / childe / kaeya / zhongli / thoma

lumine: @kaeya you asshole

kaeya: hello to you, too

lumine: why didn't you tell me you're in liyue????

kaeya: sorry, mom

lumine: bitch

kaeya: and how did you know I'm here?

lumine: I've run into childe a few hours ago and figured out

lumine: that the "things" you were busy doing were in liyue

kaeya: details 🙄

kaeya: are you still with childe?

lumine: yeah

kaeya: tell him to come back

kaeya: I'm lonely 🥺

lumine: ew

lumine: you're awfully clingy for someone who's NOT in a relationship

kaeya: and how would you know that?

lumine: i'm taking childe away from you

lumine: fuck u

kaeya: lol try

kaeya: @childe babe come back to bed, I'm cold

kaeya: also

kaeya: we were supposed to do that puzzle together!

lumine: omg

lumine: I've never seen two "single" people being more married than you two clowns

childe: omw

lumine: HE'S LITERALLY RUNNING

lumine: ISTG

lumine: imagine being this exited over doing a puzzle together

lumine: 🤢🤢🤢

kaeya: weren't you supposed to be with diluc anyway?

lumine: did you really think I'd spend time with diluc here?

lumine: he was gone as soon as we stepped into town

kaeya: zhongli simp strikes again

lumine: lmao

diluc: could you PLEASE stop talking about me

lumine: he said please and it still sounds like a threat

kaeya: this gives me strong venti's "I'll destroy you if you disturb xiaoven time" vibes

lumine: aw baby diluc's on a date with his sweetheart zhongli, so cute

diluc: @lumine you're banned from angel's share

lumine: wait, no!

kaeya: lmaooo

childe: @kaeya you wanted me back here, stop texting

lumine: he's already there? damn that simp's fast

lumine: I'm surrounded by weak simps and it's disgusting

childe added thoma to the group.

lumine: 😳

childe: you were saying?

thoma: oh, hi guys!

thoma: @lumine it’s been a while!

lumine removed thoma from the group.

kaeya: OMG

childe: lmao

diluc: that was rude

lumine: shut up and go drink wine with your future husband

kaeya added thoma to the group.

kaeya: sorry about her

kaeya: she's just like that

thoma: she seemed rather cool when we met

childe: love the blooming friendship and all but @kaeya put the phone down we're busy

thoma: oh, you're finally together? congrats!

childe: ...

kaeya: bye

kaeya removed thoma from the group.

childe: ???

lumine: WHY????

lumine: 😭😭😭

childe added thoma to the group.

lumine: WHY WOULD YOU REMOVE THOMA, MY BELOVED

lumine: oh...

lumine: ☠️

thoma: #StopRemovingThomaChallenge?

kaeya changed group name to "THOMA MY BELOVED 🖤"

lumine: I'LL SHAVE YOUR HEAD

lumine: childe won't be able to hide you

lumine changed group name to “R.I.P. KAEYA ☠️”

childe: lmao this group chat changes names at an alarming pace 

thoma: im so confused

diluc: better get used to it

zhongli: yes, they're rather an interesting bunch

diluc: by the way @zhongli sorry for being on my phone so much

zhongli: i don't mind

"But next time you can just say that to my face." Zhongli chuckled slightly and Diluc's head immediately went up to look at him.

“Sorry.” Diluc mumbled, putting his phone away. “The notifications were bugging me.” He explained himself quickly.

“Like I said. I don’t mind. But I must admit, I do prefer it when I have your full attention.” Zhongli smiled and if it was possible, Diluc would definitely melt in the spot. That smile was, without questions, something he loved about Zhongli the most.

And yeah, he did love Zhongli. It wasn't really a secret. He never truly denied it when someone - Kaeya or Lumine most of the time, was teasing him about his feelings. He just didn’t like being put on the spot like that. More concerned about Zhongli’s reaction than anything else. He wasn’t a little kid anymore, or in this situation, he wasn’t like Kaeya, who just played dumb to run away from his feelings. No. He was quite sure and secure in what he felt for the man sitting across from him right now. 

The problem was, he didn’t know what Zhongli’s feelings were for him. Zhongli was one of the nicest, kindest and overall one of the best people he knew. And it was a good and a bad thing. Of course, it’s good to be friendly with everyone, to make others feel good on your presence but on the other hand... Diluc was jealous. As much as it hurt him and his pride to admit, he was jealous of all those people Zhongli was close with. Because it didn’t help the mixed signals he was receiving. Just like in that moment, when Zhongli said he likes to have Diluc’s full attention. With the intensity of his gaze, then tone of his voice and that smile... how could he not hope for Zhongli to meant in a more than just a friendly manner.

“Then you shall have it.” Diluc said eventually, after all those moments just looking at Zhongli in silence. Desperately searching his calm, warm, beautiful face for any signs of hinting at something more. “So. What do you think about the wine?” He decided to change the subject, the satisfied smile Zhongli shown him, suddenly feeling a little bit too suffocating, and his own face blushing unnecessarily hard.

“It’s very good. As always. You have yet to disappoint me with whatever you bring me.” At this point Diluc was sure the smile on Zhongli’s face was not going away and as much embarrassment it was bringing him he was almost proud it was his company that brought it on.

“I hope the day never comes.” He said it too quickly, he knew he was too eager but he just couldn’t help himself. The thought of Zhongli’s disappointed face scared him and made his heart clench. He truly wished he’d never have to see it.

“I’m positively sure it won’t. You could never disappoint me, Diluc.” Did someone just shot him straight through the heart? Diluc wouldn’t be able to say and it wouldn’t even matter because the way Zhongli said his name almost made his heart leap out of his chest and run to Zhongli. It was where it belonged and there was nothing Diluc could do about it anymore. No other person in this world could made him feel the way Zhongli did.

It was almost three years now since they’ve met and almost two since Diluc’s heart first skipped a beat just at the mere mention of his name. Throughout this time Diluc took every opportunity to travel to Liyue whenever he could. Didn’t matter if it’s a work stuff or like this time a commission with Lumine. Any time there was a chance to come here and see Zhongli, Diluc took it without any hesitation. He was quite worried Zhongli might find him bothersome but it never seem to be the case. He was even first to extend an invitation to Diluc on several occasions.

It was impossible not to fall in love with Zhongli. And he knew he wasn’t the only one who fell victim to his charms but - and it might’ve been just Diluc’s wishful thinking, but he felt like he was, for lack of a better word, special to Zhongli too. He just didn’t know in what way. Was it the same for Zhongli as it was for him? He had no idea and the biggest problem was that even after years he still wasn’t ready to ask and hear the answer.

“Should we take a walk?” Zhongli’s voice pulled him out of his head but the glowed hand gently laying on his own clasped hands, short circuit his brain for a moment. “It’s quite embarrassing to admit but the sunset always reminds me of you.” Was he purposely trying to cause Diluc a heart attack? Because it was certainly heading in that direction and Diluc almost wanted to slap himself across the face when he thought it wouldn’t be a bad way to go. “The sky takes on those beautiful colors, almost the same shade as your hair.” And Zhongli said he was embarrassed? Because right now it looked like Diluc was embarrassed and he was more than sure that the sky’s not the only thing in the same color as his hair. “I’m sorry. I hope I’m not making you uncomfortable.” Zhongli added somewhat cautiously, not breaking the eye contact. And Diluc was impressed with himself that he wasn’t the one to brak it despite all the things Zhongli said.

“No!” Diluc raised his voice surprising both of them. “You’re not I’m just... uhh, I’m just not used to the compliments.” He admitted and tried his hardest to ignore the warmth that flooded his face.

“Oh, that is a shame indeed.” Zhongli hummed. “Beautiful things should be appreciated.” He decided, squeezing Diluc’s hands a little.

Yup, Diluc was ready to die. There was no way he could win or come out of this alive.

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R.I.P To my beloved cat Eric. He passed away at 5am bst today and it feels like we have lost a limb. Fly high buddy hope you have a great time up there 😭🙏💐🕊

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