#r:john constantine

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💬 hit me with some goofy, utterly silly, quotes

Since you said quotes plural I’m throwing multiple at you. First two of John second two are Hal and Barry 🫶🫶🫶 went pst quotes it’s just whole panels now

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hows JOHN doing lol

He’s locked in a cell for the rest of November I’m not bringing his ass out of containment . Also he’s doing awful

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of all characters to skip straight to being an f/o why did it have to be john condtantine. New wife reveal I keep picking up horrible middle aged men and going "yeah I want this one"

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HE MAKES ME SICK

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The John brain rot is already so terribly bad this is awful

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Did you know John Constantine used to date King Shark? Personally I think you're an upgrade, you have way more whimsy and autistic rizz

I DID KNOW THAT it’s my favorite fact about him I bring it up almost every time I mention him to someone who does not know who he is. AND THANK U SO MUCH AUGH ❤️❤️❤️ me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic. Bad as in terrible in this case look at him

[greenlanterns-light]

how is ur gay old man doing

Terrible ❤️ he puts his shoes on the bed let's kill him