#r: 🧩 The Whole World’s A R¿ddle 🧩

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my f/os by what baseball team they would support, geographically

not pictured: aliens and those who predate the advent of baseball

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useful excerpts from my note on which of my f/os have barbie potential. also noticing a throughline in media i like

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if your man claims to be the smartest person in gotham and compulsively commits gimmick-oriented crimes, that’s not your man, that’s m i n e 👊

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i can quit whenever i want

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literally dating a pair of moustache-twirling stage melodrama villains

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about that new f/o/crush i’m keeping so close-lipped about. the bad news is that he’s from the same source as r¿ddler, one of my only f/os for whom i think jealousy, a quality i ordinarily find very unattractive, is remotely in-character. i could just make a separate s/i for the new boy but i’m not going to. i want to torture ed instead (affectionate)

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f/o dreams i have had

met teatime and had to Swordfight with him (i cannot swordfight but i still held my own)

met henry but he was a heterosexual

met the Actor who plays willie and jake at a ski lodge (this one was ok)

r¿ddler was holding me mildly hostage (this one was also ok we bonded)

a second dream about the r¿ddler where he was dressed up as henry the eighth hosting a costume party for other villains

had a dream where renf.ield was was in a jail that was outside on the moors of scotland playing violin

- none of them romantic

- none have made even a little sense

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let’s discuss the freckle on the back of frankie’s ring finger. can we discuss it

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just saw this and instantly figured out my r¿ddler s/i

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f/os being the funniest people on earth in my f/o discord part 1

(images r separate conversations not meant to be read together)

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ahahahahaha I just realized eddie is from new jersey

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my tag for him (r¿ddler) is a Perfect way to tag him actually cuz it keeps me out of search results including for the currently very popular other version of the character but also it’s so stylish. r¿ddler. quirky little i for my quirky little guy

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👀 oh no

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how long has it been since i said i’d wait a week to pull the trigger on ri66ler

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he has no backstory. he doesn’t even have a NAME. all he has is spandex and persistence

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ok but this. this is EXTRA embarassing because i’m NOT a r¿ddler man. i’ve never BEEN a r¿ddler man. he’s funny he’s vibes hes that very entertaining sad green man and my own unbearable friend but there is No other r¿ddler that i Want. none. that’s the one brand of (with respect) dc fan brain rot i’ve always been immune to. but 66 r¿ddler is literally so different he’s DIFFERENT