#quit playin nga

[sisisimss]

im outta town, thuggin wit my roundsss

[transcriptsofthevirgo]

*martin voice* Whazzup! Whazzup!! Whazzzzzzzuuuppp!!!

So Corona 🤒 really screwed anybody in a long distance relationship 💏. That sh*t is annoying. I haven’t seen my boo in... *checks watch-less wrist* ...a long ass time 😭. A nga bored so...

We did a pub quiz via Zoom the other day and I showed my friends my old blog. I used to be an au pair (short-lived, but the reason I made all these friends) and I catalogued pretty much every day of it 👩🏾‍💻. They thought I should start it back up and then coincidentally my dad asked if I was still blogging, so I was like hey why not, I enjoy reading it like a diary 📝 later anyway. So here we go. 

If you actually know me, you know some/most/enough of the whole au pair saga anyway, but if you don’t and somehow I end up having strangers read this, you’ll find out eventually 🤷🏾‍♀️. 

Now hopefully, in the future, this blog will be filled with wondrous envy-causing pictures 📸 and videos of travels 🛫🌏 and experiences but for now, I think it’s just gonna be a diary- well and my friend Indie 🧚🏻‍♀️ wanted to be mentioned in the blog (I quit blogging before I became close to her - here you go Indie!) so I figured why wait till Ms. Rona decides to get her ass outta here 🤮.

My man and I have been talking for five years 😘, with all five being “exclusive” but three being official (we were hella young, it’s complicated). I swore we’d never be apart that long ever again and you see what happens when you make plans. Now we’ve been apart for three months and counting and this shit is working my muhf*kin nerves!!! He lives in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿, I live in Germany 🇩🇪. Heiko Maas playin’ games cause his girl is right up under him, better come on with this border opening. But anyway, 

I ain’t got shit else to say so, tchüss ✌🏾!