#quinzlds: ahawkguy.

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@crookedrun / #awhawkguy       ♡’d

          another dog, another day! she was beginnin’ to think she might have to kick out mr andrews on the next floor down to make some more room. she needed to hire someone to help with all of them too, shesh! if people just looked after these precious little pooches, she could enjoy her retirement properly. 

she’d been on her morning walk to the pet supply store for some more food when she stumbled across a cute lookin’ labrador, sniffing all around the street and looking as cute as a button. harley stopped, watched, waited. no owner. not yet. guess she had a job to do! walking over to the dog, she waited to see if the little guy was calm before she gave him a pat, bent down and checked his collar. lucky.    “ca-uuuute name!”   flipping over his tag, there was a number on the back. even better! whipping out her phone, she took a picture of lucky and attached it to a text the number. 

            found your dog! taking him back to harley quinn’s home for helpless animals!              please come and collect him asap. contact me on the number above.              if you don’t collect him within 6 hours i’ll be the one in contact with you!!             xo - miss harley quinn 

there! that ought’a get their attention quicksmart! she attached a leash (she always had one on her) to lucky and set off home. phone off of silent!