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[quicktypesomethingclever]

Am I the only one who thought that Five saying "We did" didn't mean the family but them as in all the Fives?

[blueyjoy]

I just wanted the max everywhere. Thank you to my boop friends! @quicktypesomethingclever @thatdamenbywitch @outsidershrine @paige0park @aelkitofsunset

I miss so many more, but it was cool to find and try to get everyone to more boops!

[my-love-for-my-little-world]

Obrigado, @quicktypesomethingclever, e a todos que colaboraram com meus 100 reblogues!

🎊🎉🥳👏

[simplytheevebest]

Farah the Fern AU: It's Official ❤️ Masterlist Included

*off key kazoo*

Here we go! By popular demand I present to you the first chapter of the Farah the Fern AU.

Thank you thank you thank you to everyone who has commented and reblogged and liked my posts about this silly little idea, I'm glad it's bringing such joy in this trying time.

Shamelessly tagging everyone who's interacted with those posts: @somenamewithepineapple @thomasine00 @ghostsunderstoodmysoul @travelingtardis @thebloodpit @setsuna1415 @ferratic @veritaserum07 @captdorkybadass @eves-da-best @alexusonfire @muscatmusic18 @evebestt @faytalepsy @evermoreparadise @astrid-v @abearofverylittlebrain @radley21 @nerd-law @icecream-junkie @quicktypesomethingclever @fuelingobsessions

If I missed you and you wish to be tagged, let me know. If I tagged you and you don't want to be, also let me know. I will be posting chapters on Ao3 but I will also post them here and update this original post with links to the new ones. Almost all "chapters" will be unconnected unless I specify otherwise.

Enjoy!

Part One (you are here). Part Two. @icecream-junkie's excellent contribution. Part Three. Angsty Part Four. Part Five. @ghostsunderstoodmysoul's excellent Farah x Reader contribution. @belligerent-butterfly's Farah the Fern inspired Farah x Reader. @icecream-junkie's second excellent contribution. @arte-mis-t's Farah the Fern inspired Farah x Reader (chapter 2). @icecream-junkie's NSFW Silrah contribution. @astrid-v's amazing fanart. Part 6, Part 7, Part 8

Chapter One: A New Trick

The cactus, Saul can only assume, is not proving as effective or satisfactory for Farah to express her displeasure anymore. It’d been a short-lived parlor trick anyhow, since he’s learned to look her way before reaching blindly. She’d taken great enjoyment in that first time, when he’d felt for the delicate fronds of the fern, only to find his fingers instead pierced by the spines of a prickly pear, because he’d made a quip about her current state being much easier to manage than her hair.

All jokes aside, it’s an incredible feat of her restored magic that she’s able to change to whatever plant species she pleases, though she defaults to the fern that saved her life, or the “pleopeltis polypodioides,” as Ben had said, “a fascinating epiphytic fern native to climates of-”

And that’s when Saul had stopped listening. Farah’s a fern: that’s all he needs to know. Except now, she’s not just a fern. She’s whatever she wants to be, for whatever reason she chooses. He learns she’s spending too much time with Flora -dedicated to the task of restoring the headmistress to her corporeal form, bless her- because her plant swaps hold meaning now, a language Saul never bothered learning but now has to, so he knows why Farah had chosen to be a petunia for Luna’s latest visit. (Which according to the archaic volume he’d borrowed from the library, could be construed either as peace or resentment, depending on who the recipient is. Saul has no misgivings about which meaning Farah intended for the Solarian royal).

But Saul doesn’t have the time to cross-reference the subtext of every plant Farah chooses to be, which Farah knows all to well, having no choice but to sit on the edge of her own desk and watch him sort through reams and reams of the paperwork meant to be for her perusal. He’s ashamed to admit he’d had no idea she’d taken on such a taxing load of work on her own, though he’s also not surprised, and irritated mostly with himself for believing her when she’d insisted there was “nothing” for him to do as headmaster outside of training the specialists. Farah is evidently equally as unwilling to let him take on even a fraction of the workload, let alone all of it, in her absence, and she expresses her displeasure the best way she knows how, because Saul doesn’t need to look up any sort of secondary meaning to know she intends the cactus to act as visual proof of her disgruntlement.

But that’s all it is: visual. The plants she chooses to masquerade as are limited to the size of the original pot, so he isn’t contending with a forty pound cactus threatening to skewer his writing-hand for daring to do his job. The prickly pear is barely larger than his hand, an adorable manifestation of her ire like a yappy little dog imagining itself a rottweiler. Which he would never, ever say to her face, because on any other day of the week, she is the rottweiler, which he supposes might make him the yappy little dog. On second thought, maybe he’ll tuck that one away for a time when she’s upset with him. It’ll make her smile, even if he’s still destined for the dog house (ha).

But as a plant stuck in a pot, there’s only so much she can do. She can’t extend the spines of the cactus far enough to poke at him, so he’s in no danger of incurring her wrath any worse. She’ll hold onto guilt, but she won’t hold a grudge.

The ghost of a grin twitches at the corners of Saul’s mouth as he catches the change out of the corner of his eye, the frilly fronds of the fern shrinking into the smooth skin of the cactus, barbs prominent and angry. He mark his signature on an inventory sheet with more of a flourish than is obviously necessary, setting it aside with deliberate nonchalance. The cactus grows as large as Farah dares, barbs incapable of reaching him but not afraid of trying.

“Sorry,” Saul remarks cheerfully, “Don’t speak plant. I couldn’t tell you what you want, but I’ve got to get back to this paperwork.”

This time, the cactus shrinks, pityingly small and unassuming. Saul stacks the inventory sheets off to the side, tucked safely in a manila folder to be squirreled away between the rest of the filing cabinets’ neat rows in Farah’s outer office.

“Don’t pout,” he chides, “It’s your own fault really, you shouldn’t have been doing this all on your own anyway. We’re co-heads of school, I’m not your deputy. You can give me the work and I’ll do it.”

He gets no response, not even visual, so Saul considers the matter settled. He carries on with the paperwork without further interruption for at least another half an hour before he becomes consciously aware of the irritation in his nose, a tickling not placated by rubbing or sniffling that grows worse the longer he sits there. He’ll admit, he’s behind in his taking-over of Farah’s weekly clean of her office, but surely it can’t be that dusty? Not even the volumes on her tallest shelves had been caked with dust as he’d expected, their height a natural deterrent to a proper dusting. No, Farah is nothing if not thorough, in all areas of her life. He glances at her pot, out of habit more than anything, and visible starts, jolting back away from the desk and the insidious infernal plant Farah’s chosen to become.

“Oh that’s very mature,” he gripes, tone a mix of congestion and the roughness of a scratchy throat, allergies ravaging his senses as she knows they always do. Ragweed.

“Very mature,” he repeats, doing as she intended and abandoning the paperwork for when she’s done throwing a tantrum.

“I’ll be back when you can act like an adult,” he threatens. “And I’ll put Riven in charge of you, don’t think I won’t.”

He won’t. He’s bluffing, and they both know it.

Insufferable woman.

[kybee1497]

Bonus:

Trapped in this God Forsaken Snow Globe - Part 7

In which, Jukebox finally meet and the gang is wildly entertained by the show. The (cat) plot thickens while we meet OC’s who I somehow got attached to so we’ll definitely see them again.

Masterlist:

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@a-tomb-with-a-view @on-irratia @michelangelindraws @angelofarts @itsthebooks @curvesomesunsets @till-our-stars-collided @smol-evil-gremlin @wr0temyway0ut @williexmercer @sunrise-curve-dd @juliaandthephantoms @chickwiththepurpleguitar @wadewaits @a-literal-supernova @sapphossidechick @reginald-peters-my-beloved @quicktypesomethingclever @fairylightsandrainydays @valiantlyweepingdreamer @homeinabookshelf @j-i-l-l-i-a-n @blackandblue13 @caliibee @miss-atrophy @k-padfoot39 @allhailthesanders @boggie-brainrot @lyxchen @deelizcious @you-are-constance @theonionsmademedoit @readyrogueone @moony221b @jatp-wolfstar-idk @dont-bury-the-gays @jaskiers-sweetkiss @gluedonheadphones0325 @enby-chaos-fox @cathair-inmy-quesadilla @corporeal-terrestrial @queenofthequillandink @slytherhoes

[lemonade-baby]

Famous (But Not In This Town)

Masterpost

Part 14 || AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And yes I couldn’t choose between Zayn or Harry so I did both sue me bitch

Tag list: @mouse-fantoms @phanhowell @beaniebabyfrogs @williexmercer @deelizcious @hey-there-juliet @k-padfoot39 @ace-bobby-wilson @never-neverland @quicktypesomethingclever @as-supernova @valiantlyweepingdreamer @nite-in-galesque @jaskiers-sweetkiss @unsaid-emily

[morefics2read]

Thanks everyone!!! I’ve started binge reading some on Ao3! Still haven’t found what I’m looking for in a Trevor meets the band fic, though there was a close one, but there was a great one where Ray adopts the boys!

@allyso @quicktypesomethingclever @i-may-be-an-emu

Finally got around to watching Julie and the Phantoms. Completely fell in love - and now am pissed it’s cancelled! 😫

Anyone write some fanfic on a sequel? I want a scene where Sunset Curve reunites and Trevor is like “wtf is happening?!”

[violetwolfraven]

Let Your Colors Blind Their Eyes

I caved guys. I have other writing projects but I caved and wrote this first. I hope you’re happy. It’s kinda crap cause I wrote it so fast but whatever.

Link to the fic here, you heathens

Tag list below the cut:

@wolfstarjily @quicktypesomethingclever @nyxie75 @valiantlyweepingdreamer @riathirdmind @daughterofdeathgod @jesterdonko @corporeal-terrestrial @googlyeyes678 @fandomsfeminismandme

[juke-fic-recs]

Always By Your Side by @kybee1497

Teen And Up | One-Shot | 4.1k | Complete

Select Tags: Major Character Death, Angst, Funerals, Grief/Mourning, Car Accident, Brief Description of Injury, Blood Mention, Cuddling & Snuggling, Rating is for accident description and a few swears

“Let’s get this over with.” Luke let go and stepped back, offering a hand almost immediately and she latched onto it gratefully.

Turning away from the mirror, she took in the rest of the room. Her eyes landed on the vase of wilting dahlias on her dresser and she flinched, the sound of squealing tires and screams the only thing she could hear for a long moment. Her breath caught in her chest and the beginnings of panic stirred in her gut.

“-lie. Hey, Julie.” Luke’s quiet urging snapped her out of it, and she inhaled sharply. She looked up at him, eyes gone teary, face pale. His face dropped and he smiled sadly, leaning down and pressing a kiss to her temple, mindful of the butterfly bandage. “I know, Jules. It’s okay. Let’s just go.”

@quicktypesomethingclever says: A masterpiece. Pure angst. For being just 4k long, it hits very hard. Such a powerful fic… one of the best I’ve read. Beautifully painful. The story is amazing and the writing is gorgeous, I felt every bit of happiness and sadness Julie was feeling. It destroyed me in the best way possible. It deserves all the love.

[quicktypesomethingclever]

it's missing rivusa and the show in general hours 😭 gosh i hate netflix so much. why do they keep doing this to us.

[quicktypesomethingclever]

i miss when jatp just randomly started trending once in a while. like oh so what is it this time guys?

[quicktypesomethingclever]

I finally finished TUA and honestly.

What the fuck. 😭😭😭

[quicktypesomethingclever]

Not Anthony pulling *the* Kaz Brekker move and calling Lucy an asset

[quicktypesomethingclever]

i miss jatp

netflix wtf did you do

[quicktypesomethingclever]

hello and welcome to another episode of me obsessing over kids tv shows because why not. i present you ✨ayla y los mirror✨ (ayla & the mirrors), my new addiction i've just finished today. this is me asking you to watch it because i really want it renewed. it has good music, good dancing and much more. highly recommend!

[burntchromas]

taglist under cut

@chickwiththepurpleguitar @sunsetcurvecuddles @angelofarts @sunsetcurbed @willexxmercer @futurearchaeologyprof @corporeal-terrestrial @flynn-taylor @gluedonheadphones0325 @ace-bobby-wilson @wr0temyway0ut @miss-atrophy @mynameisntluke @weneedglitter @secretly-of-course @boggie-brainrot @nnon-it-up @it-tastes-like-lizard @valiantlyweepingdreamer @joyandthephantoms @fandoms-are-my-lifestyle @defultuser @its-raining-frogs @deelizcious @justurneighborhoodidiot @quicktypesomethingclever @williexmercer

You Still Mystify | Part 3

Reggie has a crisis

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