#quick someone do this meme again but switched
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dustybones · 3 months ago
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had this meme sitting in my drafts and felt it was just so THEM
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aspenous · 6 months ago
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Started this at 2AM because Kuroshou won't leave the mind. You know what that means
Okay I think we all collectively agree that they're AT LEAST ex-lovers turned rivals right? But can I propose one-sided lovers before and after. Tf do I mean?
I mean a ten year old Kuroo who's too much of a wuss to confess his crush on the new neighbor and instead makes him a flower crown, which Daishou accepts because hey! Someone wants to be his friend and his new classmates are still being cautious around him. Kuroo is over the moon and talks Kenma's year off about how Daishou accepted it and whenever their together he holds his hand, shares his bento box (he ends up taking Daishou's portion of carrots because the boys face crumbles when faced with the food) and even kisses his cheek! He's just as much a volleyball nut as Kuroo is and on days when Kenma can't hang out, he finds himself in front of a clunky TV with Daishou beside him, watching–then re-watching old recorded matches. Kuroo is dead sure their going to grow old together and complain about the weather and whatever else old people do together until Daishou suddenly up and transfers to another school, leaving Kuroo stranded with no new landline or contact information in genral to reach the boy. He's left heartbroken, and when he see's Daishou again across the court, he may or may not let a bit of that childhood betrayal fuel his new rivalry.
I mean a 19-20 year old Daishou who finds out a little too late that he and Kuroo applied for the same university, and now shares a dorm; two rooms, a single bathroom, a closet sized kitchen and the concept of a living room, with him. Their rivarly had mellowed out after their 3rd year, and inbetween graduating, wasting a handfull of weekends trying to figure out what he wanted to do with his life and parting ways with Mika, Daishou couldn't find it in himself to be as petty as he used to be. Kuroo seemed to be on the same wavelength, since all they trade are snide, one off comments or underhanded compliments on a bad day.
They start to co-exist, in a weird 'two different puzzle sets that can be miss n' matched because their templates are the same' way. Kuroo is a early bird, and by the time Daishou wakes up for afternoon classes, he finds breakfast (More like brunch) left in the microwave. Daishou tends to run by the store on his way back and this turns into him handling groceries. Their texts switch from randomass memes Kuroo finds from who-knows-where to random gossip they pick up on around campus. Sometime after mid-term exams, busting their only heater and finding a DvD player for cheap, they start spending Friday nights watching camp horror movies. Sometimes it's Kuroo justifying early 70s movie direction and sometimes its Daiahou guessing correctly the entire plot after ten minutes of watching but always, without fail, it ends with Kuroo draped across Daishou's shoulder and definitely ruining his one good sweater with drool (he doesn't mind as much as he should).
After three months of this, sprinkled with minute touches, catching lingering eyes and living with eachother instead of around one another, Daishou steals one of Kuroo's hoodies; one that's well-worn and he had no reason to take if he was still just a roommate. Kuroo hums when he sees, mumbles a quick 'it suits you' that sounds near bashful before scurrying away and Daiahou is satisfied ("over the moon's more like it" Mika had snickered).
Nothing major changes between them after that. Breakfast is still made for him when he wakes, but he throws some effort into waking up early on Mondays to watch Kuroo cook (and stare at his ass in running shorts), during grocery runs he picks up Kuroos favorite snacks and keeps the cupboard stocked. Simple 'make it home safe?', 'you look good in that' and affectionate cat gifs start to get mixed into their other messages. Kuroo starts suggesting cafes/restaurants and hole-in-the-wall confectioners to visit together. It was almost cute how he'd stammered through his first rec and looked genuinely surprised when Daishou agreed. Movie nights are warmer now. More contact and staring and awkward comments that Daishou doesn't look into. It's fun, being with Kuroo, and he's willing to wait for the rooster head to get comfortable with this–them���at his own pace.
That is, until two months pass and the guy has yet to even kiss him. Daishou's a patient guy, especially when it comes to relationships, but he's still just as human and if the idiot won't initiate anything he will. During the next movie night, he throws whatever into the DvD player and lets exactly 38 minutes pass (yes he counts) before turning over, waits for Kuroo to look back and closes that treacherous distance between them. Its nothing deep, just a peck on the lips, but when he draws back he finds Kuroo red in the face and just staring at him as if Daishou had grown a second head.
Now Daishou's confused, and his mind is slowly beginning to wonder if Kuroo was some weird 'sex before marriage' puritan until his dear sweet boyfriend of nearly two months mutters "I thought you were with Mika–"
Okay that's it no more I went to sleep at 3AM, then woke up to finish the rest of this lmao. Definitely got some basic grammer smudged since I didn't check nothing. If u care they end up half-arguing, half-explaining what they were thinking this entire time and at the end of it Kuroo smooches Daishou a whole bunch like the clingy cat bf he is.
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yoshida-chiyo · 1 year ago
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Ni-Ki as your boyfriend
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pairing: bf!niki x fem!reader
genre: fluff
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niki is the type of boyfriend who thinks he's a professional when it comes to hoodie-sharing  
seriously, his hoodie generosity is next-level
his generosity extends to the point where your wardrobe probably looks more like his wardrobe than his own does 
he just thinks you look so cute and tiny in his clothes, and he just melts 🥺
he's mastered the art of the "I'm watching you" smile whenever a love song plays.   
he has this habit of just staring at you in awe, thinking, "Is this real life, or did I accidentally walk into a rom-com again?"
constantly wants to outdo himself in the boyfriend department
texting him when you get home isn't an option; it's like the 11th commandment of dating?!? 😡  
he's basically the sitcom parent waiting for their kid's grand entrance, but in this case, he's expecting your arrival, complete with emojis that tell a whole story. 🕵️‍♂️📱😁 
he's not just your boyfriend; he's your partner in crime
and jay's your number 1 target
like that time you both executed a devious plot to cover Jay's entire car in rainbow-colored sticky notes that had him peeling off notes for days
or like that other time you were hanging out with jay and accidentally knocked over a ridiculously expensive vase in a fancy store, and jay had to pay for it 
aaaand when you teamed up on a cheeky scheme to switch Jay's phone alarm to an incessant chorus of meowing cats, creating a feline symphony that drove him insane
yep. this list could go on forever poor jay
he's the kind of boyfriend who insists on taking adorable couple selfies, complete with goofy faces and matching outfits. #CoupleGoals 
love looks best in the coordinated chaos 🤪
he's the type of boyfriend who believes in celebrating the small victories in your relationship, like remembering to take out the trash 
will tease tf out of you, cuz why not? 
but if anyone else does it, he gets superrr defensive 
laughs when you can't reach the top shelf 
pretends to help you out but actually holds things up just to make fun of your height 
what can he say? 
he likes it when you're annoyed 😒  
pays attention to all the lil details
and probably knows more about you than you do yourself 
niki is basically your living, breathing source of chaos and laughter
constantly spams you with texts and calls whenever he's bored
sends you a looot of memes and GIFs, and you end up having a whole conversation using only reaction images
niki talks about you so much with his sisters and mom
atp you're basically family
has you saved on his phone as "my favorite clumsy clown" with a goofy snapshot of you pulling a face only Riki could love.
proof that love is real 😇
gets soooo pouty when someone other than him tries to share your attention he's so precious 😭
has a thing for those annoyingly ticklish hugs that leave you squirming and giggling uncontrollably
places his cold feet on yours in bed, to which you react with a dramatic gasp before attacking him with a pillow
randomly pecks you out of nowhere
attacks you during cuddle sessions, peppering your face with quick kisses until you're both in fits of laughter
believes that spooning is a legitimate art form and insists on perfecting it every night 
niki has a soft spot for Eskimo and butterfly kisses
expects lots of forehead kisses from you 🫵
has a skill for turning ordinary moments into impromptu dance parties in the living room 
cue the kitchen utensil maracas and broomstick microphone 🎤💃
niki once tried to make a DIY fort with blankets and pillows but ended up creating a cozy nest that you both refuse to take down 
it's now a permanent fixture in the living room, and movie nights are incomplete without it 
leaves goofy doodles and love notes in unexpected places, like inside your shoe or on the bathroom mirror 🙃
niki is the kind of boyfriend who values communication, whether it's deep heart-to-heart talks or debates about the superior ice cream flavor
all silliness aside, niki would make you feel like the most loved person in the world, albeit coming with a whole package of nuisance  
beneath the playful antics and perpetual mischief, niki proves to be an attentive listener
he embraces the role of a caring boyfriend who not only shares laughter but also listens to your thoughts 
you'd feel cherished and understood every minute 🤧
in the quiet moments, he would whisper, "You know, you're my favorite person?."
in those simple yet vulnerable moments, you realize that his love, wrapped in mischief and laughter, is genuine and unchanging, and that makes every day an experience worth sharing
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fmkkennedy · 1 year ago
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TYR/KENNI NSFW MEME LETS GOOO
who is the more dominant one? the more submissive? tyr is more dominant, by far lmao. they have a pretty rock solid dom/sub relationship, i'm ngl. it's far beyond just a sexual relationship at that, but they're also people who are willing to try and switch the roles if it's necessary. kennedy has been the more dominant one a handful of times while with tyr because it kinda just... demanded it. they fall into their roles very naturally, and the other just works with that perfectly and without a second thought.
who is more vocal? is one a “screamer”? has the other ever had to cover their mouths during? kennedy screams and begs and moans and pleads and and and and -- tyr is just filthy with his mouth, and it's one of the things that kennedy can't get enough of. like, she's genuinely so disappointed when they have quickies in the ONE sense that 1: she can't be as loud as she wants to be more often than not, which is what requires the quickie, and 2: tyr can't say the most profane and disgusting shit in her ear. dude's mouth and the things he says gets a consistent orgasm outta her, istg.
how do they feel about public intimacy, on all levels? what levels of pda is acceptable? would/have they had sex in public places before? kennedy would have sex with tyr on a table in front of half of her co-workers, if she wasn't worried about obtaining all of their consent, as well. like, she's gross. she's so desperately and insanely in love with this man that she's constantly touching him whenever she can. it can be something as simple and sweet as holding hands, or it could be her dragging him into a closet to give him a quick blowie for the gag, because she will gag, iykwim. they're always touching. almost always.
is one member of the relationship more sexually driven? if so, who?  neither is more sexually driven than the other, i think. they're both very uh, healthy and hungry with their appetites. it can flip flop on days that one is more demanding than the other, but they're both so insanely attracted to each other that it's kind of just a Constant in any and all acceptable situations. they're capable of being mature and not totally horny teenagers, ofc, but they're worse than camp counselors at camp crystal lake, istg.
who tends to initiate sex? it can flip. kennedy asks for it a lot more now than what she originally used to, because she's finally accepted it doesn't make her a certain type of person or Being. but again, they're borderline obsessed with each other -- they're always touching, they're always doing something, and someone just pulls the trigger for the next step.
who made the first move? kennedy swung into tyr's dms first, but tyr is the first one to ever make a physical move, and it was Incredibly Sweet. they met through lux, and lux assumed that tyr wasn't going to be the one to push it because in her words "idk he's a sad emo kid, they do the whole 'stand in the corner awkwardly' thing... i know because i'm a sad emo kid, kennedy, have you not --" tyr asked for permission to kiss her for the first time. it tugged on kennedy's heartstrings a little.
what’s the kinkiest thing your ship has done as a couple? it's probably something relating to blood play. don't get me wrong, they've done a lot, but they're both Massively into it. they're both very into knives, as well, and she's how you say... horny for murder, in the non-literal sense. like don't actually murder someone. but there's been a lot of consensual blood spilled between the two of them. and there will be a lot more.
what are some mutual kinks that they share? blood play, knife play, somnophilia, orgasm denial/orgasm overload nonsense, impact play, bdsm, blasphemy, fear play, asphyxiation, they're both obsessed with marking each other up for everyone (and no one) to see, they've made plenty of Videos and have so many pictures of one another in certain predicaments, it's a Lot.
is there anything they’ve tried as a couple that they didn’t like? they're pretty upfront with things they think they might not like. tyr's not into electric play stuff, but kennedy is willing to wear a shock collar because she thinks it's degrading and super hot.
does anyone in the relationship have any genital piercings? does anyone want to have some? if so, what? no, but kennedy wouldn't MIND having some genital piercings, herself. especially since she's convinced she'll never be able to get pregnant, why not get her clit pierced? minus, like, the healing time and the fact she can't get laid for awhile and and and -- but if it was instantaneous healing? absolutely. she'd get so much pierced. she also wants to recreate That Scene from the Sweetest Thing.
how often do they have sex or perform any sexual acts on one another? it's constant. they're very attentive, wonderful parents who always make sure that the toddlers are entertained and engaged and all these wonderful things, but when they have their alone time together-- when the kids are sleeping or are with family members-- then they're all over each other. that bitch would choke on his cock 49 hours a day, if she could.
how long did they wait to have sex after knowing each other? ... they didn't really "wait." there wasn't really anything like waiting. it was pretty instant. 😐 lux told that girl to go get him, and get him, she did.
does one prefer to give oral? receive it? they're both obsessed with being on both sides of it. 😂 their mouths could be permanently attached to one another and it still might not be enough. giving each other oral is like a religious experience and they’re very devout.
when they’re away from one another, do they still find ways to be intimate? if so, how? is it video chats, sexting, etc.? all of the above. a lot of FaceTime calls where some mutual masturbation takes place, tyr insistent on guiding her to like 5 orgasms because he’s a menace. lots of naked pictures and videos for when they’re too busy to sit down for a video call. sexting oodles, sending just absolutely explicit videos and posts and things to one another.
how do they feel about the idea of bringing another person into it, even just for fun? are they a couple who can share? is there any desire for polyamory? they would. they haven’t had a third person involved, but there has been an interest in it someday. the idea of sharing Tyr with someone she finds wicked hot is Wicked Hot. there’s no real “desire” for polyamory, no, but I also wouldn’t put it past them down the line to have such an open and honest relationship even if they’re nothing short of obsessed with one another.
how do they feel about toys in the bedroom? do they use them? are there some they’ve expressed an interest in using? good. green flag. They use nearly anything you can think of, and they’re still actively buying and trying things as they come out or come across their radar. One of the things they video chat with is a toy he can control from a long distance and it turns her into a possession victim. they use vibrators and dildos and cuffs and rope and paddles and and and —
are they sexually satisfied with one another? yes lmao. incredibly so. I don’t think many other people could satisfy the others needs and wants as much as they do for one another. they are truly the perfect couple in they’re what the other needs, pretty much always? it’s wonderful. good for them.
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ofdetonation · 1 year ago
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@starshinc: “Okay, Hiro, do you remember what we talked about?” Izuku whispered as they waited, Izuku having just flicked the lights off and handing the toddler a pillow. Hiroki nodding quietly in understanding, Izuku providing a bit of light via his phone. “When Papa comes home, you’re gonna get him. Tell him how much you missed him.” He’s smirking, and the second Katsuki opened the door? He’s going to be greeted by a shriek and a giggle, flying toddler latching into Katsuki’s legs while babbling for “Papa!!” Over and over again. Izuku, the traitor, laughing as he got up behind his hiding place. “Welcome home.” He murmured, leaning into Katsuki for a moment, passing the clingy child off to the other. “He missed you. We both did.” A quick kiss to his cheek, because he can. meme: unprompted. ╱ status: always accepting.
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considering how late it was for katsuki to be coming home, he half expected izuku and hiroki to be in bed. the mission had dragged on for longer than he thought it would. and by the time he was heading home, it was well past dinner, roughly time for hiroki to go to bed for the night and for izuku to take a break from caring for that absolute menace.
he opens the door expecting silence. what he got instead, though, was a child's shriek as he flips on the switch for the overhead light, startling as the toddler in question clings to his legs with constant giggles and repetition.
katsuki's stare is incredulous. he didn't even get his shoes off, and he's being swarmed by a kid, two cats, and both dogs, all vying for his attention and damn near tripping him over. the blond just lets out a near-defeated sigh as he runs through the motions ⸺ gently nudge the cats away, quickly spare a pet to each dog, thank whatever god happens to be out there as izuku comes to help him with the kid ...
well, only to pass him over to the hero the moment he can. traitor.
❝ way to ambush me the moment i get home. what, you trying to take down hero dynamight before he even gets a chance to fight back ? playin' dirty ? ❞ katsuki grins, poking at the child in his arms ╱ the not-so-innocent giggles coming from the tiny blond indicates true intentions, calloused hand reaching to tickle him. ❝ you brat. what kinda tactic is that, huh ? ❞
after sparing the poor child from his tyrannical ways, katsuki locks his gaze onto forest green, keeping a relatively stoic look even when the token of affection is given. ( he is better at this ⸺ accepting affection, that is ⸺ though he still gets caught off-guard sometimes. his cheeks feel warmer than they did before. )
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❝ i was only a call away, y'know. ❞ he elbows izuku's side with a roll of his eyes, though it isn't harsh nor hurtful by any means. in his arms, he carefully juggles the tiny blond as a result of his squirming and adjusting, huffing when he feels an unintentional elbow into his shoulder. ❝ okay, calm down. i ain't goin' anywhere. i just got home. ❞ when hiroki finally settles, katsuki lets out a long sigh and stares at izuku, almost accusatory. ❝ you're a bad influence. ❞
someone had to teach this kid a thing or two about separation anxiety.
but even in saying that, even though he loves being a hero and doing hero work by extension, he does kind of enjoy coming home at the end of the day. a stupidly warm welcome has a funny way of worming its way into his heart.
goddammit.
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a-quiet-daily-diary · 2 years ago
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Friday, 10th of February, 12:56am
So my package didn't arrive today because this countries postal service be like that haha. I had a mildly productive day with an alright mood. That mood soon turned very sour when I found out some news. I love the game Genshin Impact, I've been playing since launch and I love the games and the characters. Something I enjoy about the community is the VA's involvment and how they interact with fans over streams and such. Some people have been quick to try and cancel the VA's over non-issues in the past and so when I was first exposed to this with a meme I was like "oh dear what drama do we have now?" Fully expecting it to be another non-issue. I was so very wrong. I read the document with the screenshots and testimonies of the brave victims who came forward about the whole thing. It was a really hard read. I never really got invested in Tighnari's VA because Nari wasn't in my top favourites in game so I never followed the man on any social media or had any kind of strong adoration for him. But it was hard to read because of how fucking vile the things he did were. Reading all the evidence and everything that came out filled me with rage and sadness that someone would use their power to manipulate and emotionally abuse and groom those poor fans. I really hope Hoyo recasts his English VA because he does not deserve to be a part of this game and it's community after what he has done. He knows full well what he did and that it was bad. He actively went out of his way to not leave any paper trails of his interactions with these young people. It's just really fucking shitty.
I just needed to get that out. It's horrendous and those who were targeted are so very brave for coming forward especially after the way he manipulated them to try and keep them quiet.
Aight, I suppose my angry venting corner is done. Into more positive stuff:
Tomorrow I go to pick up my Hatsune Miku tamagotchi and maybe hopefully get a Gengar squishmellow while I'm out? We had the Nintendo direct and so I'm very keen for a few games that were shown off there. Finally a new professor Layton! And Katamari on switch. And some of the new IPs look really interesting too! Oh! And we can't forget the inkopolis DLC for Splatoon 3! Finally, Callie in the plaza for splatfest once again!
That's about all the things I can think of that's been on my mind today.
Goodnight. Sleep tight. Wake up when you feel it's right 💖
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arabidfangirl · 2 years ago
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Thoughts on Mile and Apo after the KinnPorsche World Tour Manila show:
First, let's talk about their looks...
Apo is the human personification of this meme:
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He's so pretty in real life. Like, I know he's already so good-looking in photos and videos but nothing compares to him in person. I literally gasped when I saw him. His beauty is unreal.
Excuse my shitty mobile's camera (I also had to zoom in for this) but I just had to share this man's face.
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Mile's physique is so... He's broad. He might not be as broad as he was pre-KP but I finally understood why he looks bigger than Apo even though they're practically the same height. His waist is tiny, too. Kudos to whoever's styling him because his pants do his ass and legs so much justice.
Also, he's really pale. It's funny because he looks like Edward Cullen in my videos because the spotlight on him just created a glare for my camera.
Trust me when I say I made so many attempts at trying to get him to look less glare-y in this video.
Second, let's talk about their stage presence...
Apo was truly born to be a star. The charisma just oozes out of him. I can't pinpoint how exactly, but I just know there was a point during the show where I just had to stop recording to stare at him in awe. I've met celebrities up close and personal before but this was one of the few times I was truly starstruck.
It makes KinnPorsche the Series even more special because the world would've lost this presence from its screens.
Mile, on the other hand, reminds me of that quote about Marilyn Monroe being able to switch her persona on and off. By that I mean, Mile knows when to turn on the charm so all eyes are on him and he knows when to dim it so he doesn't steal the spotlight from others. Like, I don't know how else to say it. I mean, obviously you'd still see him on the stage but it's like he's giving you permission to look away from him for a bit.
I don't know, man... But it does make me curious how'd things would have gone if he decided to pursue his rockstar dreams.
Lastly, let's talk about MileApo...
I'm gonna be real. When I went into this (the concert), I didn't expect to feel the same level of kilig (or giddiness) I experienced watching the show. I figured a lot of those feelings came from the post-prod additions, like background music and romantic editing. Yes, Mile and Apo have chemistry. But that can translate differently when you see them in real life.
(Lemme just give a quick example. I have been a TayNew fan for years. I think they have great chemistry, specifically romantic chemistry. But when I saw them earlier this year, I realized that their "real life" chemistry was very bro-coded. Like, they're really good friends who are very comfortable with each other.)
So imagine my surprise when I realized that Mile and Apo's chemistry off-screen is just as striking. There's a fondness in their interactions with each other that I would posit as something akin to domesticity. There's something so wholesome about it, something so safe and secure... It's hard to put into words but it was like looking at a warm hug shared between two people who've found comfort in each other.
Again, I don't know... This was just my observation. I mean, I'm also a firm believer in the concept of a soulmate doesn't have to be a romantic partner, just someone who makes you whole. It looked like that to me. But hey, you don't have to take my word for it.
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frostironfudge · 2 years ago
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I Think I Met You In My Dreams Once - Bucky Barnes - Twelve
Summary: After receiving an honourable discharge from his military service that was caused by the loss of his arm, James Barnes begins to come to terms with several things. He also finds solace in youtube videos, memes and on social media, where he happens to find you.
Pairing: Ex-Military!Bucky Barnes x Fem! Plus Size!Reader (Modern AU)
Chapter Warnings: fluff, angst, there is a situation in which domestic violence is implied, anxiety, nervousness, bucky is angry, protective bucky, fluff at the end.
Word Count: 7.9k || Dividers: @firefly-graphics
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Taking in a deep breath you grab the phone Bucky had handed to you off of the mahogany desk. Your thumb traces over the cover, switched to make it seem as if its your phone. Your initial surrounded with celestial bodies in gold foil.
The screen lights up and you wince slightly.
When you look up, he’s watching you intently with a frown crossing his features at your disdain. 
“Something wrong, little princess?” Quentin leans forward. 
“Yeah um, I kind of told mom, I’m going to Nat’s instead of telling her the truth that I came to see you… The data just won’t work you know how they need to know where I am…” You look down at the device and back up at him. 
“You need the Wi-Fi?” He chuckles as you nod, handing the wifi settings page opened to him. 
He types away and the device is connected with a smile he stands, moving around the table to hand the device to you. 
Opening the chat page with your mum, you type out the message as Quentin watches, you want to tell him off but you bite your tongue. 
Hey mum, reached Nat’s place. I’ll leave by 4-ish.
You lock your phone smiling up at him. 
“So what did you want to speak about?” Beck leans back against the desk, crossing his legs. 
“Um, I didn’t, I didn’t like how we left things back at the event.” You admit, fiddling with your fingers, meeting his gaze. 
“I quite like how things were left.” Bucky mutters through the wireless headphone connected to your actual phone in your bag with an ongoing encrypted call for your safety. 
“Mr. Barnes.” Peter chastises. 
You hear Bucky scoff in return.
“What about sweet James?” He raises a brow, “Seemed to defend him quite a bit. Great boyfriend and all.” He grimaces.
“Look, let’s just not talk about him.” You hope he takes the hint, you just needed to give them ten minutes to hack into the Beck’s system. 
“Why? Did he not turn out to be the man of your dreams?” He sneers, ego still bruised. 
“Look, okay you want to discuss him? Alright. You left me heartbroken Quentin. Gravely. After all that I told you? I just wanted someone who saw me and only me.” You shake you head, “Unfortunately that isn’t the case with anyone I decide to be with,” You want to gag and vomit at the lie. 
“I mean okay I have to divert attention between Alpine and you, didn’t think it was so impacting.” Bucky teases you had rehearsed the conversation, and he knew you would have to slip in several lies, he also knew how difficult it was to maintain composure. 
“I’ll call Mr. Stark.” Peter warns the man.
“I am on standby Pete, docking this man’s pay for every distraction he causes.” Tony’s voice comes through.
“I’m trying to help her stay composed!” Your boyfriend defends.
You cough so they get the hint to shut up. 
You look away down at your hands.
“I didn’t want to hurt you.” Quentin admits, “I was young and you know how our fathers are and were, I—he said I shouldn’t settle this quick. I wouldn’t have left had I known who I was giving up.” 
“What, what if you do it again? What if it’s just for the money now? Do you want a relationship like our parents have? Loveless only coming together for the public while you seek comfort in the arms of another? I stay at home crying or worse nursing the wounds left by your frustrations?” The fear wasn’t irrational of being cheated upon or left for someone better or being stuck in a loveless relationship, it all still stung because if, if Bucky wasn’t in your life this was a reality.  
“Deep breaths, Doll. Please, for me.” He requests, “In and out good girl. Keep going.” 
Bucky had quelled the fears, assured you, shown you on numerous occasions you’re the one for him. In fact he erased it, so hearing the tremor in your voice sent his heart into a lurch. 
He knew you were saying what you could, to keep Beck distracted. The fact that this fear could creep in so easily had him worried, it had him worried that Beck was pushing you into uncharted waters on memory alone. 
“Little Princess.” Quentin sighs, cupping your cheek, you look into his eyes, “I will do everything in my power to not turn into them. You’re it for me. I won’t be in a relationship like that, I’ve seen the negative impact and seen what it did. I won’t let that happen.” 
You nod, “I, I just wanted to clear the air, and well, apologise.” 
He was one of those men that needed to know he was high and mighty, even in the wrong you needed to apologise. 
“Its okay, mistakes happen, we can start with a clean slate.” He assures, eating up your words. 
“What an asshole.” Tony comments. 
“One minute more.” Peter whispers and you can hear frantic typing. 
You sigh, relieved this charade would be up soon.
“Do you want me to ruin his life? I could do that for you, just a tap of my finger.” Quentin offers, lips twisted into a scowl. 
“Don’t, I just want to forget it all.” You grasp his hand, the one that still rests against your cheek. You want to push it away. Recoil from it, hideaway within Bucky and his warm.  
“Hang in there, Doll, a minute more, I just need to break through this one last firewall.” Bucky’s voice soothes you. 
Quentin begins leaning in and alarm bells begin ringing in your head. This could go one of two ways and you did not want to kiss him. 
“Quentin, I-I’m not ready for all that yet. Just um, there is so much… I’m sorry.” You turn your head to the side. 
He shifts back before his lips touch your skin, “Its okay, you need my friendship first and we used to be thick as thieves. Remember when we stole my dad’s prized baseball?” He laughs, shaking his head. 
“I do and then we hid it inside that vase.” You chuckle at the memory. 
“We’re in, need three minutes now, you’re doing well Doll.” Bucky lets you know, his words encouraging. 
“Then proceeded to break the vase to get the ball back.” You add. 
“Then hid the pieces of the vase in the bottom drawer of his study. Locked it and hid the key inside the baseball. He broke open the drawer after three years and was so confused.” 
“What did he say?” You genuinely want to know. 
“He called me in and asked, and I said he come home drunk once and broke it and cleaned it up.” Quentin goes quiet, the smile disappears from his face. 
“Did he ever get better?” You question, the gnarly details were always hidden, but slipped through the fine cracks. 
“He didn’t get worse.” Is all he answers. 
“I’m sorry.” You sigh, then look out of his office to see your dad handing his dad an envelope. 
“He’s investing.” Quentin answers your question, “I, this has been such a difficult project, I cannot begin to tell you his investment will be helpful.”
“Oh, thats, thats good… I’m sure your handwork will be rewarded.” You trail off. 
You watch as your dad shakes hands and then moves to the elevators. 
“We’re in, we will need to speak to your dad.” Bucky urges, hearing the panic in your voice. 
“Oooh meeting the father, Barnes? Need tips?” Tony chuckles. 
“I’m sure you have a helpful lot of tips.” Bucky chuckles. 
“Well my dad may have been shit but I did learn to sweet talk my girlfriend’s dads and also my late wife’s so given how I have Morgan and a great relationship with her Grampa I’d say you have a great mentor.” Tony was probably giving a smug grin.
You want to smile at the anecdote, then you tune back into your reality with Quentin. 
“Its close to two now, go on your way to Nat’s I’ve got a meeting, I will text you later? We can meet up again.” He seems hopeful and you feel sort of bad but then you squash that feeling away. 
“Definitely.” You smile, “I’m sorry, if I seem distracted its just, its hard at home and with everything.”
“I understand, you need me I’m there for you little princess.” Quentin assures, placing a kiss to your cheek. His hand rests on the small of your back as he leads you out to the elevators.
“Better take his hand off of you. If he wants to keep it.” Bucky’s voice is gruff as his eyes follow you along the cameras. They were into the system, Peter and he divided the load and Tony had his own A.I.s looking into everything. 
“Thanks for today.” You add, slightly shifting from one foot to the other. 
Quentin gives you a grin. 
“Anything for my little princess.” He says as the doors open, you walk in quickly waving him off as the doors close finally rendering you alone. 
“I’ll see you at Nat’s okay? Call me from the car. And switch off the phone before you exit.” Bucky reminds, his hands itching. 
You hum in response the call drops as the elevator descends. 
Looking down you switch the phone off, then as you move through the entrance doors you end up bumping into your dad. 
“What are you doing here?” He raises a brow and your brows furrow. 
“I came to speak to Quentin, clear the air after the whole thing.” You shrug. 
“Well good you have some sense in you.” He exhales, pulling out a pack of cigarettes. 
“Well I’m off to meet Natasha.” You inform him, “I didn’t tell mom I came here.” You add. 
“Our little secret.” He gives a grin, during your childhood that statement was innocent, happiness inducing about going on night drives, playing his favourite songs and eating ice cream and not telling mom. Later it was tainted by the harsh realities of life, shattering the image you had of your father. 
“Yeah.” You swallow the lump rising in your throat and trying to stomach the bile. 
Your dad lights his cigarette, taking a drag and you bite your tongue to not say or question anything about the deal with the Becks. 
“I’ll see you at dinner.” He says as you move towards where your car is parked. The driver waiting. 
“Yeah, bye dad.” You wave before sitting inside. 
“Nat’s house, please.” You tell the driver as the car moves out the gate of the corporate park. 
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“I’m going to be broke, all accounts frozen.” You groan, it’s such a stupid thing. A stupid thing to dwell on you don’t know how much money is being invested to be going down the drain. 
“You aren’t going to be broke.” Bucky assures, he knows you’re trying to process a-lot right now so your focus is on the more superficial aspect of things. 
“I mean you could always open a cupcake shop with Natasha.” Peter adds making Nat chuckle. 
“What?” Bucky looks at Peter. 
“Well when, you need to watch Two Broke Girls.” Peter shakes his head at Bucky’s lack of knowledge. 
“Has a point, Barnes.” Nat adds, “I’m Caroline though cause Max here is your girl, baking is not my forte.” 
“I won’t even be able to afford a ticket to USA.” You mope further. 
“We’ll figure it out. I’ll pay.” Bucky offers, you shake your head. 
“Can’t put that burden on you.” You counter. 
“Doll, I’ll cover it all and more.” Bucky assures, running his thumb over your cheek. 
“Bucky, it’s too expensive. You already have so many responsibilities I cannot be one more thing you take on financially. I even have half a year left on my degree the semester fees are also coming up.” You wince as you realise how much is at stake. 
“Look we can talk to him and ask him to pull out of the deal.” Bucky runs his fingers through your hair as you rest your head on his lap, “And I don’t care how expensive it gets, when I’m confident in being able to take care of you then you are going to be taken care of, so don’t worry okay?” He says, stroking your cheek.
“Yeah, I bet if your dad complies we can have his money come back you know like a plea deal.” Peter smiles, “What, I saw that on Brooklyn Nine Nine.” he looks at Nat when Bucky gives him a tired look. 
“Not one more pop culture reference from you.” Bucky warns him. 
“You know I used to think maybe you’re like Terry I think you are more Holt now.” The intern grumbles. 
“And you’re Jake Peralta?” Bucky shakes his head when Peter gets excited. 
“Yes, waiting for my Amy, I already have my Charles, my best friend Ned.” He sighs dreamily. 
“You’ll find your Amy.” You assure him, looking up at Bucky, his previous words sort of wrapping around you in comfort. 
“Hey.” He smiles down at you. 
“Hi.” You smile back. 
“Stop eye fucking.” Nat warns and Peter turns red. 
“There is a child in our midst.” Bucky jabs back. 
“Hey!” Peter pouts, you offer him an apologetic look.
“Stop eye consummating.” Nat deadpans.  
You giggle, much to Bucky’s dismay, turning and laughing against his abdomen. He shakes his head, the endearing look returning to his features as his gaze returns upon you. 
The conference call’s tune plays on Peter’s laptop, he answers it. Bucky helps you sit up and tucks you next to him on the bed. Nat grabs her notebook as Tony and Matt and a sullen Sharon grace the screen, seated together in the conference room. It’s way too early for them and her presence only throws everyone to a loop.
Your eyes narrow and Natasha rolls her eyes. 
Bucky only glares at Tony not understanding why is Sharon a part of this conversation, after he made clear he never wants to work with her.
“Why is she here?” You don’t mean to sound harsh or rude but you can’t help it. Sharon has warranted that response from you. 
Your hand rests protectively on Bucky’s thigh and the one intertwined with his hand tightens in hold. 
“Doll.” He murmurs pressing a kiss to your temple. 
“I can understand the hesitancy, however Ms. Carter would you be so kind as to explain.” Matt gestures for her to continue. 
“I was sent here by Justin Hammer. When the call for applications were put out I applied I was working for him under a back end possibly shell company thats why the connect was never made before Stark Industries hiring me. During this I came into contact with Quentin Beck.” Sharon looks right at you as if it was possible through the small webcam, she seems apologetic but you don’t hear one. 
“They demanded a lot, the plans and blue prints of the arm and parts used, when I couldn’t get the internal mechanics from Barnes… they sent in Brock Rumlow.” 
Bucky’s grip tightens around your own. He never liked the guy especially after the unwarranted comments. 
“Holy fuck.” Peter breathes. 
“How fucked up are they?” Natasha comments wide eyed. 
“People do worse for money.” Tony adds, “They don’t understand the consequences, this it horrible, Brock’s family background isn’t great we looked into it when we took him on. I could see why he might have been enticed by the monetary gain.” He concludes a sullen look on his face.  
“That is horrible of them to exploit his situation.” You say, looking up at Bucky. 
“It is, they took advantage of his situation.” He agrees, you can tell how much this affects him, the way he’s closing off. 
Bucky himself considered so many easy routes to try to have something on the table something to help his mother those months after his amputation and rehabilitation. 
The bills that would pile up were much more than the cheque his mother would earn. 
Bucky was thankful he got to where he was today, earning enough to take care of his mother well and treat her much more often to nicer things which she wouldn’t normally reach toward. His heart ached that someone took advantage of that helplessness but Brock should not have agreed. 
Maybe, maybe he could speak to Tony and Matt to work something out.
You reach up to kiss Bucky’s cheek as he processes everything till now. He sighs looking down at you, pressing his lips to your forehead and closing his eyes at the comfort the gesture brings to him as well. 
Sharon looks away from the screen as Natasha keeps glaring at her. 
“Quentin contacted me about half an hour ago.” Sharon looks back, Nat raises a brow. 
“He wanted you to hack into my life didn’t he?” Bucky bites the inside of his cheek when Sharon nods, “Fucking egotistical man-baby. He wants to ruin me? He’s got a surprise coming.” 
Anger rolls off of Bucky in waves, your hand from his thigh moves to his chest, trying to ground him. 
“Bucky.” You try to reason, he needed to act rationally. 
“He’s going to pay.” Bucky looks down at you, “He did enough damage, I don’t care.” 
“Barnes.” Matt warns, “I think the best way is to proceed with the plan. Sharon is on board as a witness for a reduced sentence, Y/N is compliant and our end of officers are reaching out to the embassy. Your work has let us find the information we need.” Matt smiles. 
“Matt.” Bucky glowers, irked that he cannot cause more damage but then again this meeting was recorded so he could be incriminated. 
“Yes?” The lawyer enquires. 
“Y/N’s dad has made an investment today.” Bucky explains and Tony groans. 
“Bad business decision.” The man shakes his head disappointed. 
“Trust me, I told him to buy Stark Stock but nope.” You add, dejected. 
“Could you arrange a meeting?” Tony questions you look up at Bucky, because for this to happen he needs to meet your dad and meeting your dad well it was one of those things that Bucky knew he had to do but based on the rundown of your family dynamic he had formed his opinion. 
Also your mom adored him so he didn’t care two craploads of your dad’s approval. He only didn’t want you in any trouble. 
“I won’t punch him, even if I really, really want to do so.” Bucky assures, an innocent smile on his face. 
“Barnes, if you don’t punch him, I’ll revoke the best friend approval card.” Nat warns him and you gape at her. 
“Nat—,”
“Its true he’s a dipshit.” She shrugs, “I hate him more than I hate my own dad.” 
“See now, I value Nat’s opinion of me more than him.” Bucky chuckles, Nat and Peter both laugh. You look at Tony and then towards Matt. Then glare at Sharon for good measure. 
“I think dinner tonight should be possible. If the timing is okay? I don’t want to stress either of you out…” You trail off. 
“I’m, I’m fine—,” Sharon begins,
“I was not speaking about disrupting your sleep and schedule. I was speaking to Mr. Stark and Mr. Murdock.” You sneer. 
“Oh, um—,” Sharon winces, rubbing her neck seemingly embarrassed. 
“You need to stop sticking your nose in other people’s business. Seems you still don’t know boundaries and how to remain outside them.” You continue your harsh glare. 
“Down kitty.” Bucky chuckles, gazing at you with pride. 
You turn your head to him, raising a brow in challenge. He raises his hand in surrender. 
“We’ll be fine Y/N.” Matt assures. 
Tony calls in Happy Hogan his head of security who guides Sharon out of the room, into the capable hands of the officers. 
“What an eye sore.” Natasha huffs once Sharon is gone gone, “How was she tolerated?”
“I did not like her at all, she kept treating me like a child as if I didn't know what I was doing at any moment.” Peter rolls his eyes. 
“Next time we’re going to conduct thorough checks.” Tony adds, the conversation is put on mute as Matt receives a call. 
You decide this is a good time to tell your mother about what would be occurring. 
To say she was elated that Bucky would join in on dinner was an understatement. She sent you a list of groceries to place an order for and even when Bucky insisted she didn’t need to make the dishes he enjoyed she just told him to not complain and let her be a mother to him. 
A little dread pooled in your stomach thinking over about dinner after the call with your mom, Tony and Matt ended.
Bucky cups your cheek, “What is going on in that pretty little mind?” He kisses your forehead. 
“Just worried.” You admit, Nat and Peter had gone to get the food delivery, her building security seldom allowed external personnel into the apartments. 
“About your dad’s investment?” He questions you shake your head. 
“Money can be earned back, I’m worried about what he will say to you. I can’t have him insulting the man I love.” Your eyes meet his blue ones, his mouth parted as if he didn’t expect your answer. 
“You’re worried about me? When you have so much more upon your shoulders?” He can’t wrap his head around it. 
“Of course I am, Bucky this, us, you, are my top priority and you matter to me more than anything or anyone. I, I always wanted the kind of love I read about or saw in movies but us falling in love? Us in love? It is so much more beautiful and I am in awe of how far we’ve come. I’m in awe of you. You make me happier, James. You make me want to be happier. I can’t have anyone try to pry you away or insult you even if the person doing that is my dad. I’ll punch him.” 
Bucky just crashes his lips against yours, the weight of your words too much upon his tongue to speak something coherent to relay to you what it means to hear you say all that you have. 
He laughs against your lips recalling your threat to punch your dad, you giggle, cupping his cheeks. 
“I’ll do the punching if required, Doll.” He assures with another searing kiss, where you end up facing him on the bed, hands exploring as the kiss gets more heated, needier. 
A cough and a knock draws you both apart and Nat stands there, holding take out bags.
“If you’re done christening the guest room, please join in for food.” She teases but sends a warm smile your way, happy to see you this happy. 
You hide your reddening face in the crook of Bucky’s neck, he chuckles. 
“We’ll be there in five.” He tells her mirth lacing his entire demeanour pressing a soft kiss to your  cheek. 
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Pin drop silence. 
You can hear everyone breathing and your own.
Glances are exchanged between your mother and Bucky. 
You keep your eyes trained upon your dad.
His gaze however is on where your hand is held within Bucky’s own. You both are standing at the door still, outside the apartment.
“It’s good to finally meet you in person, James.” Your mom breaks the silence, effectively breaking  your father out of his stupor. 
“What are you doing here?” Are your father’s first words, you squeeze Bucky’s hand, he squeezes back.
“Sir, I came to meet Y/N, and you both.” He answers with a gentle smile.
Your father blinks then looks at your mother, “Did you know?” 
“No, I’m just meeting him for the first time.” She answers, voice small.
“How long has he been here?” He looks at you.
“A few days, he surprised me at Nat’s. They planned the whole thing.” You smile, then internally wince at how it looks to your dad. It was essentially a recreation of his infidelity— James Barnes here holding your hand you met with your ex this afternoon.
“I was very nervous, so had to muster up the courage. Oh um, I come bearing gifts as well.” Bucky gestures to the small suitcase behind the two of you.
Your dad takes a breath, then exhales.
“Come in.” He says turning and heading inside. When he is out of hearing range your mother envelopes Bucky in a hug and a kiss to his cheek. He grins giving her a kiss on her cheek as well.
“Missed you since these few days, Mum.” The endearment slips out along with his hushed whisper. You want to kiss this man senseless.
Most of your meeting ups would occur after university or on weekends. In the middle Bucky and Peter would work and since your dad was back from his trip, Bucky’s visits were sparse. 
Your mum looks at him with slightly glassy eyes, “Missed you too, my son.” She pats his cheek then yours, before heading inside.
The smile on Bucky’s face and his cheeks tinged pink he meets your gaze.
“I love you.” You whisper.
“I love you.” He whispers back.
His hand leaves yours to bring the suitcase inside, then you take it from him. Hands intertwined again till the sliding door of the living room. 
You open the door, he takes the suitcase again, wheeling it in following you.
Your dad sits on the couch, cigarette lit. Eyes on the two of you. 
Standing still at the edge, your dad gestures for you two to sit.
“James come here.” He adds when the two of you were headed to sit together, now you sit next to your dad, James on the single sofa opposite to you both. Your mum returns with the snack tray you jump up to help her and so does Bucky.
“Sit down, they’ll do it.” Your dad’s words spot Bucky in his tracks, you bite your lip. 
Your mum shakes her head indicative to forget it. 
Bucky sits only after the tray is set and your mother sits next to your father and you sit on the other single sofa. two meet between the two of your pieces of furniture. Bucky looks at you then back at your dad, who stares at his left shoulder.
“It smells delicious, Mrs. Y/L/N.” Bucky compliments and your mother brushes the compliment away with a smile.
“So why decide after these many months to come and meet her? Did you get fired? Save up enough from the measly job?” Your father looks down his nose at Bucky.
“Dad—,” You begin,
“Quiet.” He raises a hand, cutting you off.
Bucky reaches out giving your hand a squeeze. He then turns back to your dad,
“I have an assignment as well. From work itself, trip is sponsored by Stark Industries.” 
“So did you come for her or for work?” Your dad has this smug smile on his face.
“I was fortunate enough that work carried me here and I was able to meet her earlier, my original plan was to come down for Christmas since we have a three week vacation.” Bucky answers, remaining collected.
Your dad lets out a snort, “Right. What work does a coder have? Tell me James, do you even consider this relationship long term? Are you going to sponsor her? Or use her money then abandon her like so many Americans do to innocent people from different countries?”
“Honestly, the plan is long term, set something up for her maybe? Based on what Doll decides do pursue after this degree. She has an interest in a Masters, but I think some work experience will look good on the resume. I’ve even complied a list of universities for her in USA and here which have a strong Masters programme. I’ve offered my advise and I know she will make the right decision for herself and i will back it.” Bucky completes, sending you a proud smile and the pride he holds for you shines bright in his eyes.
Your throat tightens, this man is perfect. 
Bucky is your man 
and 
Bucky 
is 
perfect.
“We have reasons to believe intellectual property is being stolen and I am on the core research team as well as the software coder. MIT has given clearance and verified the small courses I’ve done. So I’m representing Mr. Stark, he has a child therefore cannot travel for an indefinite time.” Bucky looks back at your dad.
“Long term?” Your dad’s skepticism reaches a new height, “On what earnings? And in this volatile of an industry?”
“I think about Ten Million Dollars should be okay starting out? I will be earning more this year, a few apps I’ve designed are in line to be sold. Also I’m investing in real estate and some shares though I’m not dabbling into the stock market thing too much maybe like shares of strong companies and earn dividends? Mr. Stark was kind enough to sow me the ropes to flourish.” Bucky looks at you when you gasp.
“What?” His brows furrow.
“Ten what?” You question, baffled.
“You have ten million dollars?” Your dad questions, the cigarette comically drops out of his hand onto the wooden floor.
“Yes, I do. After taxes and charities and providing for my family. It is quite a lot and if invested well I think it will last for a good period of time.” Bucky shrugs as though this isn’t anything major or important just a passing detail.
“How did you earn that much? And how do you,” Your father looks at you, “Not know he’s this rich.”
“I—, we never spoke about money.” You stutter out.
“So you like him without knowing his monetary background?” Dad’s voice raises by octaves.
“Mr. Y/L/N its distasteful to speak about finances, I never pried into her accounts and things and she never did mine. All we know is that we’re comfortable and able to get food on the table.” Bucky looks at you, then back at your dad,
“Even if she is dependent upon you to do that till she begins her own financial independence journey. It’s important for her to have something for herself.” He gives you a knowing smile, “Anything and everything you want I will bring it to your hands, only need to lift a finger to point at what you want.” He reaches out to kiss the back of your hand. 
“So yes, I will be able to take care of her financially as well. If that is something that worried you, Sir.” Bucky turns back to your dad with a smile, not letting your hand go.
Your dad looks at your mother who just has a small smile on her face, because for once her husband is speechless and it feels great.
“Darling, your mouth.” She whispers and he snaps his mouth shut. Bucky internally gleams yeah this is better than any punch he could throw to the man’s face. The smile on your mum’s face is a priceless moment, she mouths a thank you to him and he just dips his head to acknowledge. 
You stare at Bucky is disbelief. 
You knew he earned well enough at Stark Industries but this was new information. His words from earlier ring through your head, 
‘“And I don’t care how expensive it gets, when I’m confident in being able to take care of you then you are going to be taken care of, so don’t worry okay?”’
“Bucky.” You manage to speak, he runs his thumb in circles over your hand. 
“I would tell you eventually, it was never important between us, even when you asked about the shipping and things, I am fortunate enough to be able to turn things around for myself and my family. After well, everything.” He says, your gaze softens.
“I’m so immensely proud of you.” You say, kissing the back of his hand, “So very proud and I’m really glad you didn’t tell me. I’m just happy for you and so proud.”
“I-, even Beck is—, what the—, your arm—, millions?” Your father reaches for the glass of water, his mind running a mile a minute to try to understand how this internet boyfriend of yours is more accomplished and settled than the family he planned to marry you into with his own money in their clutches.
“Since you mention, Beck. Sir you may want to drink the water and eat something.” Bucky warns and your dad’s head snaps up.
“Should I pull the investment?” He counters and Bucky nods.
You scoff, ultimately it’s all about the money.
“Go on, what about Beck?” He presses, Bucky sighs, this is where things would get tricky.
“You need to speak to my Boss first, Mr. Tony Stark.” Bucky’s hand leaves the comfort of yours he walks to his small suitcase taking out his bad and then laptop. He sets up the laptop so you all can be in frame. Then begins a zoom call with Tony, who answers with Matt. They seemingly didn’t leave the office since your last conversation hours ago.
“Hello, Barnes. How was meeting the parents?” Tony chuckles, Matt shakes his head but smiles too.
“It went alright I guess, Mr. Y/L/N would like to know why he needs to withdraw his investment. Mrs. Y/L/N is here too.” Bucky turns the phone to face your father.
“Mr. and Mrs. Y/L/N, I am Matt Murdock, legal team head at Stark Industries.” Matt waves, with a smile.
“I’m Tony Stark, owner of said company, it’s a pleasure to meet the parents of the woman who motivates my best employee to remain best.” Tony praises, Bucky shakes his head.
“Thank you, Tony.” Bucky adds.
“It was a compliment to Y/N not you.” Tony rolls his eyes.
“Thank you, Mr. Stark.” You chuckle.
“Now before we begin, you three need to submit your phones to Barnes.” Matt rolls his shoulders his entire posture serious, “If you do not agree to give the phones over to him then we will have to involve a legal team there, which could result in a public chaos of people coming into your home.” 
Your dad and mom hand their phones, you hand yours as well.
Bucky tucks checks for any active calls on your dad’s phone, then switches the devices off.
“Clear.” Bucky informs, the air grows tense.
“Alright, Beck is producing the bionic arm my team and I have designed with a Royal family member. They have wised to keep their identity under wraps from you two at least. It isn’t public knowledge hence the base material differs, which is where they get away in stealing my patented technology.” Tony takes a breath.
“Intellectual property is hard to sue over.” Your dad murmurs things falling into place for him to understand. 
“Exactly. Which is why we needed to know what was going on internally. They are working with a rival company. They plan to make this tech exclusive. which is another word for not affordable. My team wants to have an economic outreach, which is why we’re running trials. If you want details of that Barnes may explain later, he was a part of it before opting to join the team to help improve. Lost a really promising candidate.” Tony sighs then looks to the side with a beaming smile, erasing the traces of tiredness, “Please excuse me for a moment. My daughter needs something.” He moves out of view.
“Now the legal way is to find them embezzling or downright stealing. Or conning.” Matt explains, “How much have you given for the investment?”
“1.2 Million Dollars.” Your dad answers and your mother turns to him in disbelief. 
“Dad what even were you thinking?” You all but yell.
“You’re telling me? You went to see Quentin!” he fumes, fretting about everything.
“She went on behalf of us, so we could get in.” Bucky explains, shifting forward.
“You put her in harms way!” he yells, “You fucking bastard!”
“Stop it!” You yell, “I volunteered!”
“Because what he is oh so important more than your safety? If Beck comes to know you’re—,”
“Mr. Y/L/N, your daughter is under legal safety from your country and mine. We’ve worked with your embassy. She is safe.” Matt cuts him off.
“You’re a fucking idiot, I don’t care how much money you have, you used her! And you, you are even fucking stupider to listen to his bullshit!” Your dad yells again. 
You clench your fists, Bucky only looks at your dad.
Then he looks at you, your eyes brimming with tears. He reaches to the laptop, muting the call and shutting the video.
“If one tear falls from her eyes, I will make sure your money isn’t returned to you.” Bucky’s voice is dangerously cold. You look up at him.
“Are you threatening me?” Your dad seethes, chest rising in anger.
“I am informing you of the consequences of hurting her or her mother with your words or hands henceforth. You may be successful, rich and drive the best of cars. You do not however have my respect as a human being. Money is the way to hurt you and I will hurt you horribly if you hurt her even the tiniest bit.” Bucky breathes slow and deep he needed to control his anger.
“Get out.” Your dad stands pointing to the door.
“He isn’t leaving.” Your mother speaks up, “Sit down. He’s helping you.” 
Your father turns to her, it all occurs in slow motion, you had seen this occur before. 
Bucky shifts his back to you as he stands, you begin to stand but trip and your hand lands on the keyboard. 
When you look up, your dad raises his hand, it begins to move towards your mom.
A yell is caught in your throat. 
She turns away anticipating the hit.
Your dad stands dumbfounded, staring at his hand that is stopped midway he follows the arm, finding Bucky’s fingers around his wrist, holding his hand back.
“I warned you.” Bucky’s voice is cold again, you miss the warm timber. His eyes however are wild. Anger prominent and he looks every bit dangerous it reminds you of the stories Steve and Sam had told you about him when he was younger when they would make sure the bullies knew not to mess with the younger children.
Bucky doesn’t just look angry, he is anger personified. 
Bucky’s gaze shifts to your mom, “Doll, take mum inside. Have her drink some water and have something. Your father and I need to have a little chat.”
“I told you to get out.” Your dad moves to hit him with his other hand, you push yourself up to block the hit but Bucky moves back twisting your dad’s hand that he held in his. Your father groans.
“Mr. Y/L/N, I suggest you speak in a civil manner to Mr. Barnes. The case with the Becks will involve you if we allow the investment to follow through. This video-call is being recorded and I do not think a public, blatant abuse attempt backed by evidence of abuse will reflect well upon you.” Matt breaks the silence, Tony glares at the man.
You realise you kick started the unmute and video when your hand hit the keyboard. 
“This is blackmail, Y/N look what he’s doing!” Your father yells.
“What is he doing?” You whisper, moving to your mother. You look at Bucky, his eyes meet yours the warm in the slightest. You breathe easier, wiping the tear that falls, your boyfriend twists your father’s hand harder.
“I don’t see him doing anything, our little secret, dad I didn’t see anything did I?” You raise a brow, then turn away, arm encircling your mum’s shoulders taking her to your room.
This was on him, you’d draw the line, if he kicked you out, cut you off you didn’t care. You’d go stay with Nat. Nat’s mom already knew everything. Your mom could get help from her and be able to take the assets to be able to provide for herself.
You sit your mother down, hand her the water. She takes quiet sips. 
“How are you feeling?” You murmur, pushing her hair back.
“He was going to hit me, in front of you both. Bucky knows so much?” She questions, tears flowing freely.
“I couldn’t keep it in mum, he heard once over a call, way before we even thought about dating.” You explain, tell her how he calmed you down multiple times from your anxiety over hearing your parents argue. How he distracted you from spiralling.
How he rescued you, helped you, became your safe haven.
“He really loves you. If, if after this it all goes south, I want you to leave with Bucky. Don’t look behind for me. Go with him.” She cups your face. When you try to shake your head to say no, she prevents the movement. 
“Listen to me, I don’t have anything in or from this marriage apart from you. If I know you will be loved, cared for and safe, even if it means I need to remain here. I want you to leave. Keep the one treasure I have in this life safe.” She says, not taking no or reluctance for an answer.
“Well you can tell her to not look back, but I will, you won’t stay here with this fucking asshole. Sorry.” He winces when your mom glares at him for swearing.
“Bucky.” Your mum begins, he raises his index finger to stop her. Then holds her hand gently.
“I called you Mum right? I know Ma’s told you a lot about how things were. Just know as your son, I am not leaving you behind. We’ll figure out a way but first I’m going to help take the Becks down. We’ve come to an agreement, your husband and I. I do not care if he doesn’t like me or whatever the fuc—fudge, he tries to do.” Bucky only chuckles when she playfully pinches his cheek at the slip up. 
“We have enough proof, if it’s blackmail so be it. What he put you two through is worse.” He completes then turns to you, eyes scanning over, then stopping to wipe your tears away. 
You wrap your arms around him, burying your head against his chest. Almost hiding into him. He rubs gentle circles over your back.
“I’m here now, Doll. I told you, when it comes to you, I don’t care about anything or anyone else.” He murmurs, you tighten your hold around him, clinging onto him.
“I know, not going to let you go. I got you, Doll. Always, too selfish to let you go.” He whispers, hand holding you close.
You find your voice but a sob breaks when you part your lips, he presses his lips to the top of your head, hand moving over your soft skin, to soothe you.
Your mother watches the two of you, then leaves to move outside. She needed to speak yo your dad. He would learn she had a tongue in her mouth as well.
“Anything happens, just call for me.” Bucky requests to her and she nods.
“Thank you.” She looks at your form then him, “For being who she needs.” She closes the door. To grant respite from the screaming match that would be taking place.
Bucky lowers his hand, hoisting you up, your legs wrap around him.Your head rests upon his shoulder now, as he leads you to the bed. He sighs in content feeling you against him. Your soft curves and warmth washing over him.
“What do you need from me, Doll?” He questions, he was sitting up, you’re facing him, legs over his half around him.
“Want to feel you. Close.” You murmur, realising you need to feel him, against you, skin to skin. 
“Help me get rid of my t-shirt?” He requests, you lean back, your hands curling around the hem. You help him take it off, your own shirt follows. Bucky pulls you close his arm around you and you sigh feeling his skin. Your hands softly trace patterns upon his back.
Bucky closes his eyes, some how you connect the small freckles scattered over his back. Drawing random patterns, softly etching a memory on his skin and yours.
When the screams pick up outside, you turn your head away, tightly closing your eyes. After two minutes there is only silence. 
“I’m sorry.” You whisper against his left shoulder. Lips brushing over a small scar. 
“You have nothing to apologise for, Doll.” He presses his lips to your temple. 
“Thank you, for, for wanting to take care of me.” You whisper, worried if you speak louder it will break the spell of silence. 
Bucky shifts back, grasping your chin to have you meet his eyes. 
“You don’t have to say thank you. I’d do anything for you, Doll. Also I’m serious about the whole ticketing thing and other expenses and setting up base for you there.” He rambles, his cheeks red. 
“When you said real estate for some reason I felt you already bought a sweet little house for us, a room for alpine, a room for us another room thats a guest-room maybe future something more, then a small home office for the two of us.” You smile at the image in your mind. 
“What else would you want?” He tilts his head, hair falling onto his forehead, you push it back. Playing with the strands. 
“Um, a nice kitchen? Not too big but enough that we have a little pantry? Oh and loads of baking supplies! The living room will serve as a little board game night room. Oh and we need everything made useable for you and not just Pinterest stuff that has no use.” You think more as to what you want, Bucky’s admiration filled smile has you feeling shy, you fiddle with his dog tags.  
“Maybe a bookshelf? Tiny reading nook? Like tiny and what do you want in our home?” You gaze at him as he ponders for hardly even a second. 
“You.” He confesses drawing a soft laugh from you. 
“Bucky.” You chastise, but your cheeks flood with warmth. 
“Its true, all I want in our home is the two of us, alpine and us being able to be ourselves, grow individually but also come together and grow as a couple. Probably a nice L shaped sofa for the living room to sink into with you under me or sitting on me or maybe sink into your tight warm—,”
“Bucky!” You giggle. 
“What we have to christen each room.” He huffs, “Its basic house warming rules.”
“Okay but only if you promise to make breakfast each morning till we move into the home fully.” Your index finger taps over his sternum. 
“You have yourself a Deal.” He agrees, “Oh and you seal a deal with a kiss.”
He only grins when you roll your eyes but the happiness flows through you into the kiss and Bucky can’t wait to live with you and turn a four walled structure into a home. 
Your shared home. 
A happy home. 
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a.n: so it seems i cant stop writing this fic so i think either one or two more chapters before the epilogue, that is if bucky doesn't take the wheel again from my hands. i hope you enjoy the chapter!! also i'm sorry about delays in uploading i know its really annoying at times but please bear with me, thank you
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genshin-obsessed · 4 years ago
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When Someone Flirts with You!
Hello friends! Lil hcs of what the men would do when someone flirts with you and makes you uncomfy!
PART 2 
Includes: Kaeya, Diluc, Venti, Razor, Xiao, Xingqiu, Zhongli, and Childe!
Come one, come all! See what happens when someone flirts with you in front of your men!
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Hmm ok. He wants EVERYONE and their grandmother to know that you’re his.
He’ll usually come up to them and pat them on the shoulder. A lot of people know the cavalry captain. But in case they don’t because you’re not in Mondstat…
They usually just ignore him, maybe shrug him off as they continue to hit on you.
Kaeya REALLY doesn’t like that.
It depends on the situation, but usually Kaeya’s grip gets rougher and he’s not afraid to use his cryo to freeze anyone.
They’re either gone or frozen. Either way, they won’t be bothering you now!
“Hehe, come on. I heard there was a tavern nearby.”
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He usually doesn’t get super jealous and possessive. In fact, he loves to watch you turn them down. But if you do need help, just look at him.
The first thing he does is come by and wrap his arm around the person bothering you AND JOINS THEM!
Of course the person’s confused and shoves the anemo archon away but he doesn’t let up. “What? You’re flirting with my partner but I can’t?”
It’s all fun and games until the person pushes Venti off and touches you. If you slap their hand off and they keep it up, say goodbye to Venti!! Barbatos has joined the chat (ugh a dead meme I know)
Venti will grab the hand that reaches for you again and in the blink of an eye, they’re blown away. Gone.
Though it’s his favorite method, he can’t go around beating people up because they flirt with you. Unless… unless you want him to.
“Goodbye! Make sure you remember my face and don’t touch my partner ever again!!” That was all said with a bright smile and cheerful tone.
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Ok listen-
Diluc knows you’re strong so he’ll let you handle things on your own. All you need to do is call out to him or look at him for him to come help. 
He usually tries to stay passive by standing in between you and the jerk. Unless they’re in Mondstat, no one knows him and usually tries to go around.
Diluc doesn’t play around. He doesn’t like it when people torment others, especially you.
The second choice is to give them a rough shove with a glare. “Leave.”
10/10 they’re leaving. I mean… he’s already pretty intimidating when idle. No one wants to see him actually angry!
“Learn to take a hint. And don’t ever touch them again.”
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Oh boy…
Ok. Razor’s protective. He hates seeing you uncomfortable and if someone makes you uncomfortable, he hates them too.
Usually he stays back, but when you need him, he’ll just stand in front of you and growl at the person who’s bugging you.
1/10. Never works. People usually laugh at him and just shove him away, of course that’s not going to work, but hey, they tried.
Razor just needs a reason. One reason to start kicking ass AND HE’S TAKING IT!
It takes all of one second before a large purple wolf is smacking the person down. The second they see the Wolf Within, they’re scrambling up to run away. Whether they escape or not is truly up to you. If they bothered you enough, just let Razor know.
10/10 would recommend. 
“Grr… let me hunt, (f/n).”
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Xiao doesn’t really want to show that he gets worried about you, but he gets worried about you. Maybe a little too much sometimes.
Xiao also trusts you and believes you can definitely handle yourself (I mean you managed to turn HIM into your boyfriend-) so he prefers to let you deal with nuisances. But of course, if you need him, just call.
If you do, what he usually prefers to do is just grab your hand and try to walk away, completely ignoring the existence of whoever was flirting with you.
3/10. Sometimes works, but usually, people grab your other hand and pull you back. 
Oh boy. The second he feels you get yanked back, whoever was bothering you, is on the floor with Xiao’s spear pointed at their throat. It takes a second for you to register it, yourself.
69/10 would recommend.
“Do not bother my (f/n) again.”
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He’s not aggressive in the least bit. He’s rather polite about everything, considering there was someone flirting with you even though you repeatedly turned them down.
He’ll usually let them know you’re taken and you’re clearly uncomfortable.
Never works. Not one time has that line ever worked.
Well, he won’t let that discourage him. He’s not one who likes to jump into action immediately, but if he has to…
It takes all of two seconds before he has his sword pointed at the person. He’s passive to a certain point, but if someone’s really bothering you, they better start praying to the archons.
10/10, works every single time.
“Since that nuisance has been taken care of, let’s continue, shall we?”
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He forgets about Mora all the damn time, but he’s never gonna be like that with you. In fact, he pays a lot of attention to you, so the second you’re uncomfortable, he’ll know.
Usually, he’ll just waltz in and push the person away. They may try to push him out of the way or go around him, but he’ll hold them in place by their arm.
This results in them usually getting angry. It works 50% of the time. I mean who wouldn’t be intimidated? But there are days where people just shove him off before returning to you.
That, he doesn’t like. There’s one thing to shoot your shot with someone who’s taken, but to ignore their discomfort? He won’t stand for that.
His next move is to just slam the person on the ground. There are times where… people just need to be put in their place! And he’s more than happy to oblige!
“Right, let’s go (f/n).”
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Oh dear lord.
Childe is playful, he doesn’t become violent and aggressive the second someone bothers you. He’s heard tons about you and you can clearly handle yourself. But in the cases you can’t, he’s there to rescue you!
His method is to usually take the attention off of you. He just swoops in and starts chatting with the other person like nothing was going on, hinting that you’re taken and that they might wanna leave.
Of course, that never works. Ever. People usually ignore him, roll their eyes, or even try to get you to leave with them to go somewhere else.
Well. Do you have news for them. Childe doesn’t take to that very well. You’re attractive and cute and all, but you are his and no one’s gonna disrespect you like that.
It’s really a switch. He’s playful and funny one moment and the next he’s in a serious fight with whoever the hell was bothering you. As mentioned earlier, he’s not quick to fight. In fact, he’d rather not fight nuisances like that, but when someone bothers you, it sets him off. He just really doesn’t fucking like it.
“Hmph. One day… they’ll all know not to touch you.”
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thesolferino · 4 years ago
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True Calling
⤷ dream x f!reader.
⤷ word count: 3.9k
⤷ requested: yes, by this lovely anon!
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— summary: dream meets his favorite singer on an among us livestream.
“Dude, what could go wrong? Just do it.”
“What could go wrong?! Literally so many things, you ass.” 
Dream heard Sapnap sigh through the mic right into his headphones, the dim grey of his Discord background doing barely anything to illuminate his features as he stared at his open messages blankly.
“First of all, don’t.. speak to me like that, I am doing you a favour by sitting here and listening to you panic about stupid shit. Second of all, nothing big could go wrong. What, you’re a little awkward in the beginning, maybe, and that’s it.” Dream adjusted his headphones a little bit, Sapnap’s rant flowing into his ears but dissipating somewhere halfway to his brain, because, yes, things could go wrong and he can’t be proven otherwise.
“Did you forget that I’m a public figure? And that my fans are insane? I say one wrong thing and it’ll be memed and haunt me in my dreams. Did you forget that SHE’s a public figure? And that this is live? God…” he retorts back, listening to Sapnap helplessly sigh once again in response. He anxiously switches from his Discord to Twitter, then to YouTube, to Twitch and then back to Discord, frantically clicking around. In reality, he knows Sapnap is right, and it’s anxiety whispering into his ear that he’s gonna somehow fuck up, but maybe it’s simply easier to stay and argue with him into the night instead of actually responding to that message.
The stream is still going. Quackity’s voice speaks over Sapnap’s quiet breathing. “Damn, he’s still not responding. Um, let me try Tubbo, maybe?” 
Before he knows it, the opportunity to join the stream is slipping out of his fingers, and Dream isn’t sure if he’s happy about that or not. On one hand, he gets to meet one of his favorite artists whose album he’s played way too many times to count, and on the other, the chances of him embarrassing himself in front of that same artist and a hundred thousand other people are extremely high, and he’s not sure if he likes the odds of that.
“Man, I don’t know. You won’t listen to me, anyway. Don’t join if you don’t want to.” Dream hears the annoyed tinge in Sapnap’s voice, and that’s what pours the last bit of courage into his veins because the best way to do anything in life is to follow Sapnap’s advice after you’ve already irritated him to the point of defeat, and he murmurs a quick “bye” and hangs up before the other can even respond, typing a rapid “Sure, send me the VC link” back to Quackity. 
He hears a delighted exhale coming from his Twitch tab just as Quackity forwards him the link. “Okay, nevermind, we’ve got Dream! He’ll join in a second.” 
With that, he swiftly closes the Twitch tab and with an encouraging sip of water, he finally joins the Discord voice chat with the rest of the players. Your Discord image sticks out like a sore thumb to him despite being a super basic, Googleable picture of you that he’s probably seen a million times by now, and upon seeing it, reality slaps him right over the face and he realises that, oh shit, he actually joined.
“Hey everyone.” Dream speaks into the mic and a mix of excited voices greets him at the same time as he loads up the game. Your icon is missing the green halo. He stares at it, as if you’ll magically speak up if he stares long and hard enough. That, apparently, works.
Pokimane’s “Dream, hi!” seems to set something off in your brain, and you speak again.
“Oh, Dream?” the green halo appears, and Dream resists the urge to say something stupid or bite his hand or anything of the sort when you say his name. “Aren’t you the guy who listens to my music all the time?” you giggle.
Quackity laughs loudly in his usual fashion, and Dream feels his hands go cold as the Among Us loading page pops up. “Wh-huh?” 
“Yeah, you-you listen to my music a lot! Your fans always tag me under that… ‘Dream’s Spotify’ Twitter account, I remember you.” Dream swears his heart is about to jump out of his chest and start bouncing around on the floor because his ribs are way too restrictive for that type of movement, but he tries his best to play it cool and laughs lightheartedly.
“I do! I’m, like, your biggest fan.” he grins, as if you can see him, and you laugh in return.
“Yeah, man, you pay my rent. Thanks.” you say and a couple of people laugh while Dream inputs the code and his character finally pops up, immediately running around like the rest of the group. He runs around your purple character and hears you chuckle as you run around him too, but not for long, because the game starts and everyone mutes themselves. He audibly sighs, because he can afford to, considering he’s not streaming and nobody can hear the amount of courage this whole thing is taking him. 
A notification pops up on his screen - the Dream Team group chat seems to be talking. Must’ve already found some way to make fun of me, he thinks to himself as he huffs out a large breath and runs through cafeteria and weapons to do his tasks in navigation. Corpse is hot on his tail the whole time, and not to say he’s an untrustworthy guy, but Dream isn’t really looking forward to getting killed before even speaking to you properly, so he runs around, trying to find somebody to stick with so Corpse doesn’t shove a knife in his back while he’s doing a task. 
Thankfully, Karl emerges somewhere from the direction of storage right into communications where Dream was going, too. Just as Dream starts finishing download and Corpse and Karl line up behind him, his screen flashes bright red and white and the bold letters “Dead body reported” pop up. Everyone unmutes themselves and his eyes bore into your character, immediately.
“Alright, the body was in top left of the… uh, upper engine. I need everyone’s positions.” Rae immediately spoke.
“I was in electrical, I-I went through cafeteria to the upper engine with Poki, there was nobody there, we did our tasks, went down to lower engine, then Poki left with Toast, and I went to electrical and the body was reported.” Sykkuno said, and Pokimane confirmed with a hum of agreement.
“Dream?” Rae asked, and he spoke up.
“I never even went that way, I went through weapons to nav, and then to communications, and then the body was found. Corpse can vouch for me because he was following me the entire time and I kinda thought he was gonna kill me. And Karl saw me in communications, us three were all together when you… reported the body.” He rambled, trying to defend himself.
“Yeah, it’s true, he was with me the whole time.” Corpse supported.
“Karl, which way did you get to communications?” Toast asked.
“Uh, through storage.” Karl replied quickly.
“That’s funny, ‘cause I was in security, and I could swear I saw you walk past.” Toast said, and a couple of “ooh”s echo through the call.
“That makes no sense because even if I did go that way, I wouldn’t have time to get to communications and start doing my task with Dream and Corpse if I killed Ethan! And Rae, you-you saw me do my task in storage!” Karl loudly defended himself.
“...that… that’s true, yeah.” she said.
“If you ask me, Toast, you’re being real sus for lying about that.” Karl threw it back at Toast, who protested.
“Listen, I didn’t say you killed anybody, I just said I saw someone run past!” he claimed.
“Bretman and Y/N are being real quiet, though.” Corpse points out, and the green halo around your icon lights up once again.
“Oh shit, I didn’t realise I was muted. Sorry, guys.” you laughed. “Um, I was with… Quackity, in… what’s that shit on the right called?”
“O2.” Quackity quickly jumped in.
“Right, O2. I went to… top left, first, and I did my tasks there, and then to weapons and then to O2, and then the body was reported.”
“You were in top left?” Rae repeated.
“Yeah.”
“And was there anyone with you?”
“Um… no? I was alone, and then I saw Quackity in top right, and then we went to, uh, O2 together.” you said and Corpse sighed loudly.
“That means she could’ve had the time to kill Ethan and run.” Toast points out.
“Hey! I didn’t kill anyone! I don’t even know how this game works…” you whined into the mic and Quackity laughed.
“Yeah, I dunno Y/N, you were dancing real suspiciously around me…” he said, causing you to defend yourself louder.
“Why would I kill anyone?! I don’t even know how to do that, I’m a nice person!”
“I don’t think she did it, guys.” Dream pipes up, tugging at the wire of his headphones absentmindedly.
“Shut up, you simp.” Quackity fires back instantly, making everyone in the call laugh, including Dream.
“Damn right, I’m a Y/N simp. She can do no wrong. I mean, look at that innocent face! She did nothing, I’m-I’m sure.” He argued, making you cover your mouth and giggle.
“Their face is literally the same as everyone’s! We’re all astronauts!” Rae protested, but Dream kept shaking his head.
“No, hers is more innocent.” he said. “Toast, why are you so set on accusing everyone, anyway?”
“Oh, you’re so not attacking Toast right now-”
“Guys, I think we should skip.” Sykkuno pipes up to calm the conversation, and everyone agrees, even though most of them mumble “sus” under their breath as soon as they mute their mics.
Dream’s tiny green astronaut stomps his way over to the left side immediately, changing paths this time and making his way into the Upper Engine, trying to finish his tasks in time and possibly find someone to accompany him so he at least doesn’t have to argue over his alibi. He had four tasks left, two of them in Upper Engine, so after that he was free to roam around wherever his heart desired. Just as he started doing one of them, he watched your purple character step in and run circles around him, earning you a quiet laugh that he didn’t know he uttered until he heard himself do it and silently scolded himself for getting that flustered at something so simple.
The two of you did your tasks together before going down to reactor. Just as Dream started doing one of his tasks, a dead body was reported again and he unmuted himself as Toast immediately started borderline yelling into his headphones. 
“Bretman just killed Sykkuno RIGHT in front of me. I literally watched him do it. He killed Sykkuno in COLD BLOOD.” he confidently claimed and Dream, quite uninterested, grabbed his bottle of water and lightly sipped on it, wiping beads of sweat resting right above his eyebrows with his forearm, blindly looking around the darkness, trying to get his eyes to adjust looking away from the computer screen. His eyes searched for the window - it was open, just enough to let a fresh breeze inside, but it never seemed to do that, letting humid air in with open arms like a welcome guest. Florida is fucking hell, he thinks, gulping down some more water.
“No, I didn’t! I seriously did not, he’s the one who killed him and is trying to frame me now. I swear to God, Toast…” Bretman shouted into his worn mic, trying to argue back. 
“Yeah, to be honest, Bretman, you were silent the whole time when Ethan died.” Rae reasoned, earning quite a lot of “ooh”s and causing little “voted” signs to appear next to Poki, Toast and Karl’s names as Bretman tried his best to fight back.
“I didn’t know I was muted the whole time! You know I’m bad at this! Why would I... you know what, nevermind! Vote me! Vote me! You’ll see when Toast kills you all, I don’t care anymore. I literally saw-”
Dream slumps further into his chair, sure that the foam would have a dent of his body shape imprinted even when he’s long gone from it, and unlocks his phone with a quiet sigh. He opens Discord, and wishes he hadn’t, because Sapnap and George are always on the front lines and ready to make fun of him at any chance possible. He types back a stupid joke, calling them losers, but before he can press send, a Twitter notification pops up on his phone that almost makes his painfully sweaty hands lose grip of the phone. 
“this is so boring” your message reads, from your official Twitter account. Dream blinks a few times, and looks up from his phone to observe his murky, empty room, eyes flashing from the window to the ripped chocolate bar wrapper that somehow made its way onto the floor to a cup of coffee from this afternoon. Did the humid air finally get to him? Hallucinations?
He clicks on the notification - it proves to not be a product of his imagination, after all. Three dots dance around on his screen cheerfully, but they suddenly stop. His ears tune in. Bretman is still defending his honor. Something else must’ve interrupted you. His shaky hands barely hit the right letters.
He takes a handful of screenshots amidst his euphoria, and forwards them to the group chat with no caption besides an emoji sticking its tongue out - he wants to tell them to suck his dick, or something along those lines, but your message remains a priority as he rushes back to the Twitter app to reply.
“Right” he manages to write without a typo. “They’re annoying”
Three dots immediately return to his screen like a happy memory, and he almost can’t believe you’re texting back so fast. George would probably humble him by saying it’s because you have nothing better to do, but what George doesn’t know can’t hurt him, Dream supposes, and clicks on your profile instinctively as he adjusts his headphones on one ear. By the time you finish typing your message, the group decided to vote out Bretman, who ended up not being an imposter.
The three dots disappear as quick as they came, and so does the anticipation that bubbled up in Dream’s throat as he sourly leaves to finish the rest of his tasks. The rest of the game stays as boring as it started, save for the giggles and hushed laughter that came from you at every few jokes he made - of which he made quite a lot, in a desperate attempt to make you laugh, at least a little bit. Of course, Quackity was there every step of the way to accidentally mention how Dream sounded a lot more hype and alive during this game than he does ever, but you win some, you lose some, eh?
In the next game you actually decided to set up proximity chat, so of course Dream followed you around everywhere, hot on your tail at all times - what else is he supposed to do, when the chance presented itself, really?
“Are you imposter?” His character obnoxiously ran circles around you as you did your wires task slowly and unsurely since this stream was your first time playing.
“No, but I wouldn’t tell you even if I was, dummy.” You replied, running around his own character briefly before running up to do the rest of your tasks, watching the green astronaut follow you close behind. 
“Why not?” Dream questioned, eyes following all your movements since he didn’t have anything better to do considering he finished all his tasks. 
“Do you not know how this game works?”
“Yeah, but you’d tell me, right? I wouldn’t… rat you out.” He heard a sigh coming through his headphones in response, and his grin widened just a little, watching your character walk away from him.
“I know you wouldn’t.” you replied. “I’ll tell you if I’m imposter, I guess.”
“You wouldn’t kill me, would you?” Dream spoke into his mic, reaching to fix it and realising the way his hand trembled a little, fully aware he was walking the line between flirty and obnoxious more than usual. He lowered his gaze just to see his keyboard reflect the light of the computer back to him - the sweat from his palms seemed to seep onto the keyboard. He refused to think about the mocking things his best friends would say if they found out how nervous he was just to talk to you. 
“No, of course not! I wouldn’t be able to kill you.” You chirped just as a dead body was discovered and the two of you were torn from the conversation. 
In the next one, his screen flashed an ominous black and red with the word “Impostor” and your purple character stood proudly next to his green one, and he snickered to himself, adjusting his headphones one more time (the more he did it, the more he was convinced it was one of those anxious habits of his).
Shifting in his chair, he started moving and couldn’t believe his eyes when he realised the two of you managed to lock yourselves in a room with Corpse and Sykkuno, accomplishing a double kill in barely the first two minutes of the game. The two of you vented while Dream muttered curses under his breath, breaking out in a sweat wondering if you’re going to get caught or not as you casually hummed to a random tune while faking tasks, hitting the notes in such an effortless way that it made Dream relax and get even more nervous at the same time. It didn’t take too long before the body was found, and you seemed to adapt to the game very quickly, as Dream just sat back most of the time and watched you stretch out a whole essay on why you and Dream could NOT have been imposters. 
“Why would they stick together the whole time? Couldn’t they get at least someone else to vouch for them?” Toast complained. 
“Girl, Dream wants some… alone time with Y/N, obviously.” Bretman said, despite being the one most sus of you in the first place, forcing laughter out of the whole lobby, Dream’s sticking out the most as his mood constantly swayed from finding the whole thing funny to being worried sick if you actually find him weird.
“Exactly! And we’re gonna have our alone time if we want to, thank you very much.” 
Well, Dream thinks, taking a stressed gulp of water from his bottle, at least we cleared that one up.
“I don’t think that sounded the way you wanted it to, Y/N.” Karl pipes up, making Quackity burst into another fit of loud laughter, and you immediately protested.
“It sounded exactly the way I wanted it to! Now, vote Rae or else.” 
When the meeting was over, he ran after you through cafeteria, grin splitting out on his face before he even spoke.
“You’re pretty…” his silence extended as he watched your character stare at his. “...pretty smart.”
You snorted. “Right. You’re pretty…” you extended your silence in return, mocking him. “...too.”
His heart jumps. “You forgot a word there.” he says as you stomp out to storage.
“I said what I said, Dreamy.” 
He swears this can’t be healthy for his blood pressure. In the corner of his eye, Discord notifications pop up like crazy. The boys must be watching your stream. His heart swells with both pride and dread, knowing he’s about to be called something along the lines of pretty Dreamy for the next two months.
“How do you know I’m pretty? You’ve never even seen my face.” Dream replies as heat creeps up like a spirit rising from soil, from the back of his neck, seeping into his ears and cheeks somewhat equally. His eyes dart to the window again. Of course it’s the stupid Florida weather that has him burning up, flustered. Maybe he should open another window.
“Is this an invitation to see it?” you say, a teasing tone clinging off your voice and he can practically hear you smiling. 
“No, I’m just saying! If you want to see it, though, that… that can be arranged.” he bites his lip as a physical attempt of holding back the smile that breaks out as he waits for your response, chest puffing in both nervousness and odd confidence.
“Can it? I mean, I don’t need to see it, I just know already, you have those… pretty boy vibes. But I wouldn’t…” you chuckle. “...be opposed to seeing it, for sure. Don’t count on me not to leak the pictures, though. I want the clout.”
“What do you MEAN you want the clout, you’re Y/N! You don’t need clout from a Minecraft YouTuber!” He argues back, a small wheeze escaping him mid sentence as you giggle and run around, with him following your every move.
“You keep my fucking lights on, man! Whenever your Spotify Twitter account thingy tweets that you’re listening to my stuff, the streams go up! I need your clout.” you say as you run into admin and snap Toast’s neck and run back out casually, as if nothing happened. 
“Yeah, that’s how me listening to your songs on repeat works.” he says and you let out some sort of irritated groan.
“Shut up, smartass.” Just as you say that, somebody seems to find the body and you’re pulled into a meeting, where Rae susses both of you immediately.
“No, because both of you are always together! And someone always spots you walking by the place where the bodies are found! At some point that can’t be a coincidence, right?” she accuses, practically yelling into the mic.
“Of course they’re always together, check- check fuckin’ Twitter! They’re trending on like three different spots already!” Quackity jumps in, loud as always, and the lobby gives off mixed reactions.
“What? We are?” Dream asks, and Quackity confirms with a “yeah, man! Check!” and so he complies, quickly pulling out his phone to check the trending tabs. Sure enough, among the politics and sports, “DREAM Y/N”, “PRETTY BOY” and “DREAM FACE” are crammed, sat at 7th, 14th and 18th place, respectfully. A satisfied grin breaks out on his face. At least they see it, too.
“This has to be the first time Dream has trended for something heterosexual.” Karl points out, earning loud laughter from Quackity and Bretman, less loud on your part.
“Exactly! We’re a power couple! Stay mad!” You shouted, with Dream supporting you in the background, although still shyly adjusting his headphones every few seconds, unable to comprehend that oh, this is actually happening.
Both of you get voted out during the next few minutes, but that really means nothing to Dream - they actually do him quite a favor, because the two of you get to excuse yourselves and he sees those three familiar dots dance on his screen again as he leans back into his chair with a dopey grin, playing with the strings of his sweatpants, waiting for your next and next and next message. 
He opens Discord on his computer to type one last message into the groupchat before turning it off for the night:
Dream (03:14): maybe Minecraft wasn’t my calling after all
Dream (03:14): can’t believe I just met my soulmate on Among Us
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kylie-writes-stuff · 4 years ago
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“wife”
pairing: corpse husband x reader (female)
words: 1,714
requested?: no (send some in tho pls :) )
plot/summary: felix invites his friend, y/n, to play among us when they need an extra player. her and corpse get along well
authors note: so this isnt that good and i know a lot of corpse fics use a similar plot. i just wanted to try to write for corpse. hopefully things i write for him in the future are better. let me know what you think tho! also i really wanted reader to be best friends with karl bc i love him sm. uh every swiggly line is like a small time skip. this was written late at night btw and i didnt take much time to go over it
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You sat up from laying down when you heard your phone ring. You looked at the caller ID.
Felix.
"What's up Felix?" You ask with a small yawn.
"Aww, how sweet," You hear in the background.
You giggle and ask, "Is that Sean? Hi Sean!"
"Yeah, we're playing Among Us and need an extra player. You down?" Felix explained.
"Sure, just give me a few minutes. See you soon, whore"
"Bitc-" You hang up before he can finish.
You got up and turned off your TV, going to get ready. 
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You quickly tweet out that you're going live and say something on your insta story as well. You start your stream and slowly watch people flood in.
"Hey everyone! How are you guys doing?" You wave and smile, reading the chat.
"Everyone doing good, awesome! And i'm sorry to anyone having a bad day. I hope i can brighten it a bit!"
"Okay, sorry i didn't give you a further notice. I didn't even know i was gonna stream. Felix invited me to play Among Us so... here we are!"
You quickly join the discord and pull up the game, putting a cover over where the code goes.
"Hello?" You ask as you join the call. A chorus of greetings came your way.
"(Y/n)?"
"Karl!" You smile brightly.
Karl Jacobs was a good friend of yours. You would play on the Dream SMP sometimes. When you would, it would mostly be you being stupid with Karl and Alex, also known as Quackity. You were even a well know citizen of El Rapids.
"LET'S GOOOOO!" He yelled, making you laugh.
"Hey (Y/n), do you know everyone here?" Sean asks you.
"Um," You quickly scan through the names, "no, i don't think so."
You recognized names but you only personally knew Felix, Sean, Karl, and Ethan.
"Oh my god! Your voice is so cute!" Pokimane exclaims.
You giggle softly, "Thank you Poki!"
You're voice wasn't high pitched or anything like that, you just always spoke very softly and calmly. You were also a bit quiet.
Felix introduces you to those that you didn't know.
"There's one more person we're waiting for," He says.
While everyone waits, you and Karl run around each other's little characters and make jokes between yourselves. You mute yourself to read donations every once in a while.
You hear the discord chime, signaling that someone joined the call.
"WAIT CORPSE! DON'T SPEAK YET!" Felix yelled. "We have a new player. This is my friend (Y/n), say hi to her"
"Hello (Y/n)," Corpse said. You were taken aback by how deep his voice was but you didn't show it.
"Hi Corpse! Nice to meet you!" You said happily.
"Okay, how is she not freaking out?" Bretman said, making everyone laugh.
"Uh, (Y/n), do you mind letting me have black? It's cool if not.." Corpse asked gently.
"O-oh sure, no problem." You were usually black with the pink flamingo hat, but you ran over to the little computer and changed your color.
"Simp," Ethan mumbled, knowing you never switch from black.
"Thank you," He said, then the game started.
The word “Imposter” appeared on your screen in red, yours and Corpse's characters underneath.
As the game started, you thought no one could hear you so you spoke to your chat. "His voice was so deep, what the fuck? Holy shit that was hot, i'm gonna-"
"(Y/n)," Rae laughed, "You know we're playing proximity chat, right."
You blushed as you realized and said "Ha, anyways..." and ran to start faking tasks.
You ended up in electrical with Karl. "(Y/n)! My good friend, my buddy, you would never kill me right? Haha..." He said.
"Of course not, Karl! My good friend, my buddy. Why, I'm not even imposter," I said as i quickly dipped into the vent and back out, making him laugh.
I decided to show him because I knew Karl wouldn't say anything, and it's funny.
"Oh that's good then. Are you sure you're not imposter?"
"Mhm, pretty sure," You said, going back in. As you came out, Sykkuno walked in and froze.
"Uh, (Y/n)?"
"Fuck... Karl run! Go!" You said, Karl starting to leave. You walked closer and quickly killed Sykkuno then vented to security.
"That was close..." You told your chat.
You saw Corpse as you made your way around the map and walked into navigation.
"Hey, Corpse, how ya doing?"
"Ah you know, good. Just being crewmate and all."
You stifled a laugh, "Oh yeah I feel that, buddy."
"Yeah because there's no way that i'm imposter. No way i could be faking tasks and there's no possible way you could be the other imposter" He said quickly.
"For sure. Hypothetically speaking, though, if you were imposter, how many people would you have killed by now?"
"I would say probably around two."
"Interesting," You said right before a body was reported. It was Sykkuno's. Felix and Rae were also dead.
"WHAT!" Corpse yelled.
"Where was the body at?" Sean laughed.
"Uh I found it in electrical," Bretman said.
"I'm pretty sure Karl was in there earlier."
You calmly said, "It's not Karl, I was with him for most of the round."
"How do we know the two of you aren't imposters?" Sean asked.
"I was alone with him, he would have taken the chance to kill me."
"No, he's your best friend."
"He's also ruthless,"
"TRUE! SO TRUE!" Karl yelled.
"So skip?" Corpse asked.
Everyone agreed and the voting was skipped.
The next round, I spent with Ethan. He was pretending to be mad at me because Sean said Karl was my best friend.
"What happened to Blue Boi Buddies, huh?!" He exclaimed.
"Neither of our hair is even blue anymore!" You argued back.
You were in reactor with him when Corpse and Poki walked in. He hit the lights and you took it as a sign to double kill. He killed Poki, you killed Ethan, and the two of you made your way to electrical to help fix lights.
You and Corpse went the opposite direction of reactor after the lights were fixed, Karl going with you.
Poki's body was reported. That double kill only left you, Corpse, Sean, Karl and Bretman. You only needed two more kills.
"I still think it's Karl and (Y/n)," Sean said quickly.
"I was with (Y/n) the whole time," Corpse said, "In fact, I think it's you."
"That does make sense. Why so quick to accuse others, Sean?" You ask.
"It's not me!" He yelled.
"I actually agree with Corpse and (Y/n)," Bretman said.
"I was with you!"
We all voted for Sean, him voting for Karl. Sean was ejected.
When you load into spawn, you wait for the kill cool down and kill Bretman, saving Karl.
"Victory" appeared on your screen.
"God damn it!" Sean yelled.
"Good job, (Y/n)," Corpse said lowly.
You smiled, a slight blush on your cheeks, "You too Corpse."
"Their voices go together and they're a fuckin dream team? What have i done...," Felix sighed.
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A few more games went by. Most of them you and Corpse spent together, whether you were both crewmates or if one of you was imposter.
You really enjoyed his company and you actually got along with him pretty well.
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"(Y/n), before we get serious, I have one question to ask you." Corpse said as both of your characters stopped.
"What's that?" You giggled.
"Do you know Bingus?"
"Bingus? As in, our lord and savior, Bingus?"
You could hear the smile in his voice, "It's settled, you're my wife now."
This made both of you laugh and your chat go crazy.
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Eventually, people had to start leaving. You said your goodbyes to everyone and left the discord call and the game.
You set stream to where it was just your face cam.
"Guys, what should we do now?"
You saw some people asking what time it was for you.
"It's 3 AM right now... I’m not tired though.” You had been streaming for a few hours; You never even noticed how late it got.
People in chat were yelling at you to go to sleep, making you chuckle.
“How about we do a quick QnA, then at 3:30 I go to bed. Deal?”
You watched as the chat filled with questions. They obviously seemed to like the idea.
“‘Who is your best friend? Karl or Ethan?’ Neither, Alex Quackity. Next question.” You answered quickly.
You laughed, “I’d like to clarify that that’s a joke, i love all my friends equally.”
You answered more questions. Some were from new viewers asking basic questions, some were about future streams and videos. 
“‘How do you feel about people shipping you and Corpse?’“ People are already shipping us?” You laughed, “I’ve said before that I’m okay with shipping, as long as the other person is too. I think it’s funny.”
You continued to read chat. “Wait, we’re trending?”
You checked Twitter and “#(your and corpse’s ship name)” was trending in the US.
You laughed as you scrolled through the tag, “Oh this is so funny.”
“Fanart already?! You guys are so talented!”
You read chat, looking for more questions. You saw people telling you that it’s 3:30.
“Okay fine, a deal’s a deal. I hope you all have, or had, a great day and I’ll see you guys later. Depending on what time it is for you, you should also get some sleep. Stay hydrated, love you!” You ended stream.
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You scrolled through Twitter as you laid in bed, liking fanart and dumb memes. Also replying to a few of your friends’ tweets.
karl :) @/KarlJacobs_
@/(your username) what the honk ?
*clip of you saying Quackity was your best friend*           
You liked the tweet and replied, “karl no,,, look away,,,”
You continued scrolling, feeling your eyes get droopy. Your eyes fell closed but quickly opened when your phone vibrated. It was a DM. 
From Corpse.
You two had followed each other earlier.
Corpse: hey (y/n), just wanted to say you’re really cool and i’d love to play again with you soon 
You smiled, a light blush spreading across your cheeks, and replied.
You: i’d love to, corpse
Corpse: ok, see you soon ‘wife’
You: back at ya, ‘husband”
Corpse: :)
You: :)
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nanatsumu · 4 years ago
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📞 RENT A BOYFRIEND
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akaashi smiled at your texts before shutting off his phone and softly throwing it onto his mattress, watching as the device lands safely without rebounding onto the ground before continuing to brush his teeth.
you and akaashi went to the same university together: he was a sophmore majoring in english, while you were a freshman majoring in human physiology at the time.
you were still getting used to the campus and how to get to all your classes, and there was also the challenge of adjusting to the bustling city of tokyo since you grew up in the countryside basically your entire life. even before you moved to hyogo during your middle school years, you lived in miyagi which wasn’t too different from hyogo so you were quick to adjust to your new home.
so when you were looking for your seminar class, you didn’t realize you walked into the wrong class until the professor had called you out. you knew he didn’t mean to embarrass you since he was just doing his job, but it didn’t help that the class had over 200 people occupying the room and it seemed like all eyes were on you.
blood rushed to your cheeks as you muttered a quick apology before running out of the classroom as fast as you could.
coincidentally, akaashi had watched this scene unfold from the 10th row of the classroom and it was only when his friend had pointed it out that he realized the corners of his lips formed a smile on his face.
the university you guys attended was fairly populated so he doubted you two would ever run into each other again, but then the universe seemed to have other plans for akaashi because on one fateful day, he saw you sitting by the window at the cafe he had been going to for a while now. with his easygoing personality, akaashi was able to strike up conversation with you when he walked up to you and asked if you were the girl who walked into the wrong classroom a few days ago.
he found your flustered expression cute and from there on out you two grew closer and closer as time passed. akaashi was your rock and the person who stood by your side through thick and thin. slowly, he taught you what it meant to be loved again— but still scarred from your previous relationship with suna you weren’t sure if you could open your heart up to another, so you decided to push these feelings away and you weren’t even sure if your feelings for akaashi would be reciprocated anyways.
but you also remembered that one time (a few weeks after you met akaashi) when he introduced you to his close friend bokuto and when the energetic male had asked if you were his girlfriend, akaashi joked around and said you were but then quickly dismissed it with a wave of his hand. you didn’t think too much about it then, but when his touches on you started to linger for a second longer than it should’ve, you started to have some hope that maybe your friendship could blossom into something more.
but all of that hope suddenly came crashing down one day when you overheard his conversation with bokuto on the phone during one of your friday movie nights.
you didn’t mean to eavesdrop, but when you heard bokuto asking akaashi what his feelings for you were, you thought that maybe you could spare to be ‘asleep’ for a few more minutes. but you soon regretted your decision because anything could have been better than hearing the words ‘i could’ve never like her like that, she’s like a sister to me’ fall from his lips. and that was the moment you decided that you would never allow anybody else into your heart ever again, because it seems like every time you think that you found the right guy, you’re always left alone to pick up the pieces of your broken heart.
you shuffle around a bit which alarms akaashi, but just as he is about to apologize for waking you up, he realizes that you’re still asleep and lets out a sigh of relief before noticing that a piece of hair fell over your face.
he leans in closer and brushes the stray lock out of your eyes, allowing his gaze on you to linger for a bit longer. he knows it’s wrong for him to take advantage of you like this while you’re asleep, but he can’t help but close whatever gap is left in between you two and capture your lips in for a chaste kiss. and unbeknownst to the ravenette, this action only further broke your heart and added confusion into the mix because who would kiss someone who is like a sister to them?
after that day, you took it upon yourself to set an invisible border between you and akaashi because you weren’t sure if you could handle all of these mixed signals he was sending you anymore. akaashi wasn’t blind either, he was the setter of a powerhouse school back in high school which meant he had keen observation skills, so it didn’t take him long before he realized that you were distancing yourself from him a bit more than usual. although there wasn’t a huge change in your behavior, akaashi noticed that whenever he would scoot the tiniest amount closer to you, you would always widen that distance between you two double the amount. and this upset akaashi because you were always so intent on being as close to him as possible, so why were you only drifting farther away from him?
and to this day, you managed to keep your feelings at bay and not act upon them in fear of getting rejected. you would have confronted akaashi about the kiss, but you didn’t have the guts to. you didn’t want to ruin whatever you had going on with akaashi because you read the signals wrong. who knows? maybe he got a little tipsier than usual that night and wasn’t thinking straight— that would explain why he kissed you despite his protests of you being just a friend.
you were content with your friday movie nights night where you two would snuggle up on the couch and watch a rerun of your favorite movie. and you were content with him randomly showing up to your apartment with a bag of take out in his hand because he noticed you were looking a bit more fatigued that day so he wanted to stop by and make sure you were doing okay.
so why should you be greedy and try to ask akaashi for more of him? he was already a good friend and was the one who had helped you to decide whether or not you should switch majors because human physiology had been taking a toll on your mental health.
you figured akaashi would want to focus more on his career rather than hold himself back with a girlfriend, so not wanting to put your friendship with the stoic male at risk, you opted to staying silent about your growing feelings for akaashi until those feelings would fade away into nothing more than a platonic crush.
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༄ next: spotted in the ice cream aisle
++ A/N: i feel like there might be a little bit of confusion with this chapter so i will head straight into the explanation:
(P.S THIS IS A CHAPTER SOLELY DEDICATED TO EXPLAINING AKAASHI AND Y/N’S FRIENDSHIP) akaashi and y/n are best friends who met in university after y/n graduated fresh out of high school. they started off as friends but slowly y/n started to harbor romantic feelings towards akaashi since they started spending a lot of time together. it was only until akaashi was on the phone with bokuto that one night that y/n realized that the romantic gestures akaashi had been doing for her were only platonic because “she is like a sister to him.” and this is where things get tricky!! the only reason why akaashi said that was because y/n was sleeping on the couch and akaashi was sitting right next to her so he didn’t want to outright say “oh i have feelings for y/n” since he didn’t want to risk you actually being awake and hearing him confess his feelings to you indirectly. so this is where things also get confusing for y/n because even though she heard akaashi say that she was just a friend with her own ears, he keeps giving her mixed signals by doing stuff a boyfriend would do. time skip to present time: akaashi and y/n are still best friends and y/n is able to act normal around him since her feelings for him finally died down (but she still has some lingering feelings for him) whereas akaashi.... we’ll get to him later because this can serve as a potential catalyst for angst in the future hehehehe....
+ also this whole thing correlates to the first chapter where y/n and her friend group are introduced because she mentioned how she “wasn’t ready for any one other than herself to hold her heart” and that applies to suna and akaashi because first of all: she was heartbroken after finding out that suna cheated on her with her best friend so anyone would be traumatized by that. and second of all: even though akaashi and her aren’t necessarily ‘together’ she still got heartbroken because he was the only other guy she ever liked in her life and she got rejected before she could even confess. so that’s why y/n is so defensive about the ordeal kuroo got her into because she’s just scared of getting hurt again :((
++ and also they are no longer in university since they both graduated already and are very responsible (cough) working adults :)) so most of the scenes in this chapter are things that happened while they were students which explains why y/n is able to not be as cautious around akaashi anymore since a lot of time has passed since then
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charlotteswriting · 4 years ago
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I GOT YOUR APPROVAL SO I WILL REQUEST AGAIN: kaede, hajime/izuru and nagitoenail with an s/o who plays ace attorney, yelling "Objection!" whenever they find a contradiction, "Hold it!" whenever they question someone, "Take that!" whenever they prove a point and "Gotcha!" when they spot someone lying/tensing up and fidgeting? ok ty
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I am super excited to write your request! But I am having writer's block to let me know if you want anything changed. Also I think my blog is a bit too plain so I am gonna change few things when publishing requests, just like the stuff below down.. Those are my favorite sprites. Thank you!! -Mod Kaede
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Kaede Akamatsu
Kaede didn't know anything about the games so you introduced her to them.
She doesn't play many games but surprisingly good at spotting contradictions
What she didn't expect was you to yell while playing
She might have or not fell off her chair the first time she heard you yelling. Kaede didn't expect this
She gets scared quickly.. so it's not really hard to catch her off guard, Kaede asks you to be less loud </3
Kaede gets used to it... eventually
However... Kaede is impressed by your talent, like how you're able to detect a lie right away and question them like how you do in games
She asks you to teach her how you do it... It's easy
Thinks you're super helpful and reliable whenever a class trial starts
Bonus points if you two play among us together, Kaede just loves how hyped up you get whenever a discussion starts
(Whenever you're the impostor, she'll say stuff like "no, they were with me the whole time!" or "come on guys, they're just cleaning the vents-"
Kaede gets voted out. SIGH
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Hajime Hinata
This one is a power couple
Hajime knew about the games and spoils you without realising- But you finished the game, thankfully
He finds your spirit funny, like, calm down a bit, it's just a game-
"Objection!"
"Do you even listen to me...?"
He won't say it but he loves watching you play. Yes.
It's all fun and games until you two end up in an uninhabited island. (🙂)
Hajime trusts you whenever a murder takes place and you two probably investigate together, too
In trials, you're the most dependable one, but....
You two fight over who's gonna spot the contradictions first
"S/O! That's my line...."
People are impressed by how you're able to keep your cool when their lives on the line, but it's actually a good thing
Please don't yell so loud when you prove a point, Hajime gets embarrassed and always has to say stuff like "Y-yeah, S/O, now that you've proved a point, let's move on."
What's wrong, Hajime??
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Nagito Komaeda
Nagito probably didn't know about the games, so when you asked him to play with you, he was excited to spend time with you
Is actually good at the game, he's a quick learner
Good for him, he won't say stuff like "Cleaning isn't the only thing I'm good at"
Cheers for you the whole time, doesn't mind how loud you get or how many times he has to stop you from destroying your switch
Let's say you somehow ended up in a killing game, sounds impossible, riiiight?
In trials, it's a whole different story
Lovers to enemies
For some reason, your boyfriend won't stop messing with your trials
He causes problems on purpose and lies, so you can spot them and prove the otherwise!
Always claps hands whenever you do that, "Great, S/O! Just as expected from you!"
"Wait, weren't you the one lied?"
Also speaking of debating... You two argue over hope or despair. Even though you're on the side of hope, he'll gladly fight against you if you try to prove despair is the absolute good
That's only when Nagito doesn't want to debate, just say the despair word and he's down to fight you until one of you gives up
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Izuru Kamukura
Izuru knew about the games
Because he knows about the meme culture
So it didn't really surprise you
The first time he heard you yell, he was kinda surprised because he didn't expect this.
Games bore him, but you don't, so he finds you really interesting
He'll stay quiet the whole time whenever an argument is going on, and waits for you to spot the contradiction
Even though he's spotted it already
He can't tell if he's enjoying this, but it isn't boring to him, so he must be, right?
You spot lies right away as well, just like him.
Soul mates??
Whenever you prove a point, if the other person keeps arguing back, he'll back you up with solid proof (I'm jealous) which is very rare, because you're already on your way to attack them with proof
You probably debate with him so you can get better at it-
It's really hard to get him debate, but whenever he does, you two won't shut up for a while
Because he's smart, and always has a point to prove
So do you.
Psiiii, my beloved 🤧 I really hope you enjoyed this because I DID. i still need to finish the games so thank you for bearing with me ekfnrjfnfg have a lovely day!! 💕
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hinatas-sunshine · 4 years ago
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Synopsis: Babysitting with Kuroo, Kenma, and Kageyama was not something you’d expect to be so...weird?
Genre: Fluff I think yo no se
A/N: I’m trying to fit in as much writing so I don’t seem like a dead account when my online classes start up, but I really appreciate all the love you guys continue to give me thank u KITHES 🥺❤️
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Kuroo:
• Kuroo had made plans to study with you earlier last week and you agreed, your boyfriend was a really good tutor after all
• Sadly, you wouldn’t be alone due to your sister showing up with your niece asking you to babysit last minute
• And again, you agreed because you love your niece and didn’t want your sister to struggle having to find a babysitter
• So when Kuroo showed up and you had a toddler in your arms, he melted at the sight
• He greeted you with a kiss after you put your niece down and then he continued to crouch down to your nieces eye level
“Hi there kiddo!”
• Your niece hid behind your leg and peeked out to look at the giant man in front of her
“Yeah I’d hide too.”
“Y/n! :(“
• You slowly stepped aside and your niece moved with you
“Lovebug you can say hi! He’s my boyfriend! He’s nice I promise and if I’m wrong you can have some ice cream.”
• Her eyes widened at the sound of ice cream and slowly waddled up to Kuroo and waved shyly
• He gasped in excitement and waved back
“Can you tell me your name?”
• And she nodded and told him her name before he lead her to the couch and picked her up to sit with him
• Now it was your turn to melt at the sight before you went to the kitchen to grab a snack for the three of you
• You returned with two bowls of ice cream, one for you to share with your niece and one for Kuroo, only to find your boyfriend showing your niece all about Chemisty
“She’s a toddler she doesn’t know how to read yet Kuroo.”
“She likes the pictures!”
• He showed her a bunch of cool things in his chemistry text book and her eyes sparkled with curiosity ignoring the ice cream you brought out
“A-Am I being replaced?”
“Uncle Ku!”
“Yes you are!”
• You giggled slightly as he picked her up and placed her on his shoulders, talking about all her favorite princess and how much she liked the stars
• You snapped a cute picture and ate ice cream feeding her some as she continued holding onto your rooster haired boyfriend
• Soon enough her eyes started closing and her blinking became slower as she fell asleep on your boyfriends shoulders
“Is she asleep?”
“Yeah, you’re so boring you put her to sleep Kuroo.”
• He pouted before placing her on the couch and draping his red Nekoma jacket over her
“She called me uncle ku. 🥺”
“Because you’re old. 🥺”
• You two laughed and whispered trying to let your niece sleep
• Your sister came in to pick up your niece and thanked you and Kuroo as she lifted her child up who woke up lazily due to the sudden movement
“Bye auntie y/n, bye uncle ku, you’re the coolest.” She rubbed her eyes
• Your sister laughed and said her goodbyes saying she PROMISED her daughter will be back soon to which Kuroo was excited to hear
• Once your sister was out the door Kuroo exploded
“She said I’m cool!”
• You giggled, getting on your tippy toes to kiss his nose
“You are cool!”
“Now I want one-“
“No ❤️”
• He definitely made a PowerPoint to explain why you two should have a kid - slide one: to have someone to call him cool
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Kenma:
• You often found yourself babysitting as an side job during summer break
• When Kenma made plans to hang out with you he didn’t expect to see you on the floor with a toddler across from you
• He walked right back out of your house 😃
“Kenma!”
• He sighed and walked back in as you held the toddlers hand and had the other on your hip
• The little boy looked at Kenma with wide eyes and walked over to him
“What’s it doing? Why is it coming over to me?”
• You laughed scooped the little boy in your arms walking over to Kenma who looked scared for his life
“Say hi!”
• The little boy reached out for Kenma who looked at you and then the kid
“He wants you to hold him.”
“I don’t want to hold that.”
“Kenma!”
• He then sighed and took the boy in his arms, you snapped a quick picture at the two, who were looking at each other
The toddler: 😃
Kenma: 😐
• You laughed before sending it to Kuroo who had a field day with it by the way
• After you put your phone in your pocket you looked up to see Kenma trying to talk to the tiny boy
“Do you like video games?”
“....”
“Do you like animal crossing?”
“....”
• Kenma handed him back over and shrugged
“I couldn’t do anything.”
• You laughed and lead your boyfriend to the living room who automatically sat down and pulled out his switch to play animal crossing
• The tiny boy gasped in your arms and reached out for Kenma again who looked up and shrugged taking the tinier boy in his lap
• The two played on the switch for a little, Kenma making commentary about the game
“Yeah I don’t like him either.”
• You looked over to see the tiny boy slapping the screen and Kenma nodding as if he was agreeing with him
• Kenma slowly warmed up to the smaller boy and let him play with his switch for a few minutes before you brought out some fruit for the baby boy to munch on
• Kenma stole some of his fruit
• The little boy began falling asleep with some strawberry in his mouth and nodding off on the table before you picked him up and wiped his hands and face clean to lay him on the couch to sleep comfortably
Kenma: Must be nice, Y/n doesn’t treat me like that
Y/n: Yeah cause Kuroo does
Kenma: Not the same
• You spent time cuddling Kenma who played animal crossing and you scrolling through social media before joining him on animal crossing too
• When the toddler woke up crying Kenma was the equivalent to the caveman spongebob meme
• He was shook he didn’t think it could do that
“What’s wrong with it?”
“HE is just waking up, it’s okay.”
• You helped the boy calm down, his little sniffles leaving his nose before making you put him down and waddling over to Kenma
• Kenma gave a small smile and picked him up setting him on his lap again and then continuing gaming until the little boys mom came to pick him up
• You two said bye before the little boy ran to Kenma and hugged his leg and running back to his mom
Y/n: Does this mean you’ll babysit with me more?
Kenma: No, but I’ll come over only if it’s that one
• The next time at practice Kuroo wouldn’t stop showing everyone the picture you sent him and now you have to beat Kuroo up Bc Kenma said he won’t babysit with you anymore because he’s embarrassed
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Kageyama:
• When you got a call from your boyfriend you realized something was off
• Mainly because he screamed through the phone asking you to hurry and come over
• Worry filled your body as you ran to Kageyama’s house and reaching the door throwing it open and panting
• Kageyama sat criss cross with a baby in his hands, holding it at arms length
“Tobio-Kun I thought you were- d- holy crap I’m out of breath...”
• You took in a deep breath
“I THOUGHT YOU WERE DYING!”
“I am dead if something happens to this thing!”
• Kageyama then explained that his aunt had dropped off his baby cousin and his mom was out at the store so he was in charge
• You scooped the baby into your arms cooing and rubbing noses with her, she happily giggled and Kageyama fell back with a sigh of relief
“Thank god you came, I was ready to just leave it on the couch and let it sit there but it started crying.”
• You glared daggers at your boyfriend and sat next to him
“SHE is a calm baby, she just needs attention.”
• The baby girl babbled and held onto Kageyama’s finger to which he tried to pull back but she had a death grip on
• He started panicking again, but you gave him a kiss and reassured him he’ll be fine
“So... can it- I mean she- play volleyball?”
“Kageyama she can’t even walk yet?”
• he sighed before resting his chin in the palm of his hand
“So what do we do with her?”
“Take care of her? What else would you do with babies?”
“I don’t know I’ve never met one.”
• you spent a few hours taking care of the baby and bouncing her around to keep her entertained
• Kageyama would be lying if he said his stomach wasn’t doing flips and you looked like you could be a perfect mother one day
• You finally handed her to him and taught him how to hold her, and he did his best although he was extremely nervous
• You took a picture to send to his team mates
• Everyone was in aw except Tsukki who went on about how the King looked terrified
• You then prepared to give her, her bottle and he said he wanted to do it and you smiled handing the bottle to him for her have her milk
“So all the do is drink milk, get attention from you and sleep? I want that type of life.”
• You laughed at your boyfriend only to notice the little girl was almost done and you took her to burp her, he just watched and you two played with her a few more minutes before it was her nap time
• You were putting her to sleep when Kageyama’s mom walked in
“Oh thank god he called you, knowing him he would’ve left her on the couch and not looked back.”
• You laughed lightly at your boyfriends face that was now a deep red.
• His mom happily took the baby and continued to care for her while you and Kageyama walked to his room
• He lied down and mumbled something about how exhausting it was and you laughed crawling next to him as he wrapped his arms around you
“You’d be a good mom one day.”
• You smiled and looked at him, his cheeks a deep red and all you did was kiss him softly
• He smiled into the kiss before pulling away and cuddling his face into your neck
• You stroked his hair and kissed the side of his head
“Never call our child an it or I’ll kill you Tobio my love.”
• He laughed and lifted his head up to press another soft kiss on your lips
“Well you’ll for sure kill me multiple times because I can’t care for a kid to save my life.”
• You laughed and he picked up his phone to check it
“Why is everyone calling me Daddyama?”
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kuroken-lovechild · 3 years ago
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How haikyuu characters would play genshin impact:
//featuring me nerding out about mbti types 😔
Karasuno
Hinata
As an ESFP he would probably choose his main based on who feels good to use
Quick movements, lots of jumping, strong = XIAO MAIN (probably finds the flashiness and edginess cool and enjoys the button mashing too)
would aggressively compete with kageyama on who can beat spiral abyss the fastest and with the shortest time
unfortunately they’re both not very good (initially because kenma helps him out after)
Would try to follows the plot but dialogue goes over his head
Does not understand stats other than attack at first
Wish impulse is real and never has any primos
would attempt to talk to every npc
Kageyama
META SLAVE
Has no idea what wishing/gacha is at first and builds his starters really well
Then he found out and currently mains Ganyu, Zhongli, Hutao for the big numbers
gloats about his first 5 star to hinata
Does not talk to NPCs at all and barely digs into the story
only there for spiral abyss and to make his characters stronger
Tsukishima
Didn’t wanna play until yamaguchi dragged him in to have someone to co op with
Appreciates the story and lore more than the gameplay aspect
Eula, razor (cv uchiyama kouki) main—easy to build, easy to use
Doesn’t care about wishing either
Got Eula by accident and now holds it over kageyama’s head
Has really good artifact RNG that it infuriates kagehina (gloats about it to fan the flame 😚)
Yamaguchi
he’s infp he chooses based on characters he likes 🥺
Diluc, albedo, ayaka main
(i can’t explain why I think he’d like those three, it just Makes Sense)
Co ops with tsukki and yachi, plays both dps and support
Spiral abyss makes him anxious but he pushes through anyway!!
Daichi
Starter team king 😩
Feels bad about switching his regular team out FJDFJDJJDDJ DAICHI
Probably a casual player though
Plays to coop with suga and tanaka but they carry him through domains
he’s trying his best
Suga
Mains based on whoever’s fun to play too!!
but enjoys more of a challenge
Childe main
Waiting for Scaramouche to drop hAha 🥲 and harbingers in general
Appreciates the plot and is very interested in lore!!
Diligently does spiral abyss
Doesn’t quite wish on impulse, but if theres a character he likes he’ll spend everything on their banner
Asahi
Does not play, got too scared (see: haikyuu ova)
Nishinoya
Rolls VERY much on impulse
Similar to hinata in that he also likes playing playstyles that feel good
Xiao and/or yoimiya main
(xiao because he’s short jk)
Probably raised Rosaria and planned to use her
Plot who???? we only care about world exploration and fighting in this house
Tanaka
wished for all the women, raised all the women, uses all the women
valid
Primarily mains Rosaria, ningguang and Lisa though
sorry beidou you remind him of his sister too much
waiting for signora like many of us are
Coops with noya and has INSANELY bad rng luck
Yachi
Also chooses based on characters’ personalities
gay, mains sucrose and jean
isfj child and probably feels bad about the underrated characters :(
uses amber, xinyan and qiqi too!
Raises all characters but hasn’t raised anyone to 90
Coops with yamaguchi and uses jean (as healer, support, damage dealer)
Talks to NPCs and sympathizes with their sad backstories
Gets too anxious to do spiral floors 9-12 too (mood)
Seijoh
Oikawa
Oh boy
this ENFJ 3w2 guy? you KNOW he’s gonna be the best
As long as it doesn’t clash with volleyball of course
Very VERY competitive in abyss
Has one character hed get attached to but doesn’t limit himself to using them only
Incredibly focused on team synergy, carefully crafts teams to bring out the best in each character
Tests best damage output too
But also he’d probably use meta characters and secretly raise the ones he actually likes?
Current fave: Yoimiya
Uses strong characters for coop but uses his faves for single player domains (or coop with iwaizumi)
Likes characters but surprisingly wouldnt be too invested in the plot
does not whale out of pride
Iwaizumi
Geo user
Uses characters he finds respectable in the storyline + hard hitters
Razor, klee, jean main but unaware of the family relationship
Sometimes uses beidou although her burst takes too long sometimes
Pretty casual player, only started because of Oikawa
Hanamaki
obviously he and matsukawa would make zhongli pillar dick jokes
Kaeya and beidou main (he thinks they’re cool)
Not that impatient to wait for bursts to charge or has a lot of energy recharge
whale
Matsukawa
……. Hutao main
funeral home
Would use qiqi and hutao together for the meme then grows to genuinely like qiqi
Saves up for a really long time then spends it all at once
Kindaichi
Doesn’t play much tbh
Offline for a week, comes back to do commissions for one day, leaves
Kunimi
Hed be pretty good
but lazy and forget to do dailies
then buy welkin moon instead
Focuses more on the story too rather than gameplay and points out loopholes
Mains whoever he has in his team with good synergy (like chongyun xingqiu xiangling)
Kyoutani
Rage quits 5 minutes in after hearing paimon’s voice 😔
Throws his phone at the wall
Yahaba
Simps for jean
Mains jean
Dedicated to dailies and spiral abyss
But doesn’t wish that much
Was the one who tried getting kyoutani into it and suffered the consequences
Nekoma
Kuroo
ENTP king raises a whole arsenal of characters for spiral abyss
I cant see him really getting attached to one in particular ?
makes zhongli pillar dick jokes every chance he can get
but also uses him for utility
Wants to try using a whole bunch of characters and wishes on every banner
But uses the meta ones with good team comps
sparks twitter debates with ….. interesting takes
“_____ is completely shit”
Kenma
OH BOY HES A GAMER GAMER
Whale whale whale whale
He’s tony to
Best synergy teams, understands the value of elemental mastery, REALLY values good supports, calculates possible damage numbers
Kazuha, zhongli, bennett, venti are a staple in his teams
Helps hinata and kuroo until kuroo teases too much by deliberately playing horribly
mildom and youtube streamer like murase ayumu
Appreciates story and lore very much too
Yaku
he’d LOVE the children
Probably would use characters that remind him of family members and friends
Klee, diona, qiqi, chongyun, xingqiu, razor, bennett
does spiral abyss but not obsessively
Lev
KENMA-SAN!!! LETS PLAY TOGETHER!!!
I’m sorry he would not know how the game works
Doesn’t do the ascension quests and gets stuck at AR 26 with 500k extra points
Thinks he’s amazing but it’s because he’s stuck at world level 1
I’m sorry lev ily but ……. its the truth
Tries pulling for everyone too and mains the first 5 star he got
(childe because he’s russian AKSHDKDHSKSHS /j)
Wants diluc and xiao because they look cool but gets Mona instead (doesnt understand how to use her)
Yamamoto
Also raises the women like tanaka but + kaeya
Lev complained to him about getting Mona while he’s wanted Mona for months
Not really a dedicated intense gamer EXCEPT for during those battle events
Fukurodani
Bokuto
WANTS THE STRONG AND COOL LOOKING 5 STARS
Eula, zhongli, diluc, xiao
but doesn’t know how to build either
doesn’t understand stats
would feel really bad for qiqi
Wouldn’t like signora for hurting venti :(
Wouldn’t like childe too :( until he plays the story quest and sees the ruin guard cutscene
then starts sobbing because of what a good brother he is
“AKAAAASSHI I wanna do that too!!!” then he dies
Tries to use childe but doesn’t understand the cool down management
Mispronounces and misspells tartaglia (タルタリア)
for more info on how bokuto plays genshin see Kimura ryohei’s YouTube channel ✨
Akaashi
the true childe main (just like me)
Uses characters based on utility
but mains whoever reminds him of bokuto FJDHFJFJDKSJ
Very good supports but unlike Kenma, he chooses and builds supports around his main
also uses very good supports so people won’t realize he’s using childe for the cv kimura ryohei (everyone knows anyway)
Literature nerd appreciates the plot, writing and deep lore too
Konoha
Tries pulling for everyone but has REALLY bad luck
Has really good characters but never the one he wants
loses all 50/50s and has a c4 qiqi
Ends up maining qiqi as dps
sorry konoha i didn’t mean to slander you
Shiratorizawa
Ushijima
does not know how to play or build
Uses whoever he has (aka starters)
Only plays because tendou downloaded and made an account for him
Doesn’t know how to ascend characters or farm
Forgets about talents (me)
Weirdly good RNG and doesn’t realize it 😩
“Let me look at your account wakatoshi-kun”
“Sure”
“You didn’t tell me you had 6 of jean’s Stella fortuna???”
“What’s that?”
Tendou
this man pulls for the seiyuus
Mains childe, hutao, mona for 5 stars
childe and hutao’s instinct based quickswap playstyle works so well for him!
jokes about cosplaying mona then actually does
Knows how to build, grinds, and manages ushijima’s account for him
Probably whales too
Shirabu
Meta meta meta meta
But f2p meta
Loves setting up reactions
More into the lore too and researches theories
Remembers actual names of boss drops
Semi: so how many of those buttplugs do you have again
Shirabu: 💢stop calling them buttplugs, they have actual names 💢
VERY diligent with battle pass, dailies, achievements and spiral abyss full stars
Until he //SPOILERS gets into med school and has no time for shit
Inarizaki
Atsumu
Would have a crush on a character I just know it
Invests heavily on his faves and is great at utilizing each of them
fussy . complains about a certain unit and how they can improve
or complains about how the game can improve to osamu
Osamu: yer just saying that cuz you couldn’t get a high score
Archons main (already saving for the tsaritsa)
Wouldn’t have a main dps but several hard hitting supports
Whale and falls victim to the weapon banner
Osamu
More casual player than Atsumu but still tries to get higher than him in events and spiral abyss
If atsumu’s a whale, osamu’s a dolphin
Great at dodging
Catalyst user!!
Mains ningguang, klee, yanfei + other catalyst supports
Also uses keqing
Kita
the man appreciates routine aka VERY diligent with dailies, battle pass, farming
“if you do things properly results will follow” or whatever quote he said ✨
Starter team but raises other characters for abyss
Reads dialogue and appreciates the plot
Barely gachas
Aran
will defend TO THE DEATH the underappreciated characters
Has empathy for noelle 🥺🥺
Noelle, Barbara, xinyan, bennett, children user 🥺
Talks to every NPC and loves the backstories and lore
also would feel really bad for qiqi
Suna
Uses the tall men and women and builds them all as dps (childe zhongli diluc kaeya beidou ningguang jean lisa rosaria eula)
He’d probably make a support character a dps tbh
Disregards team synergy for the shits but somehow manages to do domains and abyss
Itachiyama
Sakusa
c6 everyone
leaves
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justasimplesinner · 4 years ago
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Masters o' fear Jon with a bff/ crush, where the two together are the "the someone will die" "OF fun!" Meme. Similar interests in horror and literary analysis, but wildly different aesthetics. Crush is a hyper affectionate ray of sunshine. Jon is SMOTHERED in physical affection and cannot escape
Masters of Fear!Jon with a polar oppsite crush hcs:
listen, he's a total edgelord. he's so closed off and untrustful he often comes across as rude (more often than not he does so intentionally), he uses a lot of sarcasm and gives everyone the cold shoulder/glare. having you around is just a total whiplash for him
it's not that he doesn't like you, it's just... you're so bubbly all the time. so hyperactive. so fucking different from him. and yet you chose him. you hang out with him. you're so different from everyone else he's met in his life he couldn't just not fall in love with you
you quickly caught on to how he flinched every time you jumped onto him for affection, so you learned to always ask first. he loved that you respected his boundaries and it made him warm up to you all that more quicker. you're probably the only one that could bring down his walls so quick. call him naive, but he couldn't just picture you betraying him or making fun of him
you absolutely smother him with affection. at some point, he gets so used to you he doesn't even flinch when you suddenly jump from around the corner and right into his arms. at this point, you don't even have to ask (you often do either way and his heart always melts at your thoughtfulness)
the first time you hugged him long and tight just made a switch flip inside his head that he didn't know existed. before any of you even realised, his arms were suddenly clinging to you so hard as if he wanted to merge you two into one being. he even shook a little. (he doesn't know that you know that he cried a little, that poor touch-starved fool)
people are shocked to see you two together. you're literally a ray of sunshine and he's a shadow creature. that makes him feel a bit insecure, too. even more undeserving of your kindness. it'd take a lot for him to suck up and confess to you (it ain't hard to figure out tho, he's kinda... obvious when it comes to his crush on you)
he, on the other hand, was not only shocked that you like hanging out with him, but that you two have such similar interest. he would've never pegged you as the horror type. you two have so many movie marathons and discuss so many books, i swear. at this point, you spend more time together than not, not that he's complaining
if anyone ever tries to bring you down or criticizes your positive attitude, they'll have to face the Master of Fear. Jonathan sees someone even look at you funny, and he'll make sure they face their worst nightmares and never fucking bother you again. he'll protect you from all the horrors of this world and won't ever let anyone upset you
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