#queue pew pew

[cc1010fox]

Hound, barging into Thorn's office: UM. UM! Thorn: Um? Thire: Use real words, Hound. Hound: FOX IS CRYING!? Thorn, getting up from his seat immediately: Where is he? Hound: HIS OFFICE. THERE'S A BUNCH OF TROOPERS THERE-- Thire: Sergeant Hound. Hound: U-uh...Sorry. I'm in a panic, you know? I found a bunch of troopers gathered in his office, pouring out of his office, so I went inside to see what was going on. They were all trying to comfort him. Nobody knew what started it. He was just...crying. Thire: This is bad. Fox wouldn't cry in front of his troopers. Thorn: I agree... Thire, after entering Fox's office: Clear out! Thorn, worriedly cradling Fox's face once it's just the three of them: What happened, Fox? Fox, through sobs: I just wanted...five minutes of sleep...Why can't he give me five minutes? Thorn: ...The chancellor? Fox: I c-can't take it anymore...I can't take it... Thorn: Thire... Thire: ...I can get you close to him. Thorn: Thank you. Thire: Just do it right. One shot. I'll take care of the Red Guard at the same time. Fox, unsheathing his blaster and laying it on his desk: ...Use this.

[animatedjen]

Cal Kestis | Jedi Survivor

[all-rock-and-roll-is-homosexual]

The Birthday Party

photographer unknown

[halsinsbiggernaturals]

okay but what happened in the wild dragon age fic. why was it terrible. i'm curious now

okay, SO. i’ve talked about this fic with a few people, but i’d love to share it with the world at large. i had seen art based on a fanfic, but no link to the fanfic, so i reverse searched a bit of the passage to try to find it. i found this random fic on fanfic.net (no idea anyone even used it for dragon age) that had no relation to the original fic, but intrigued me enough i kept reading it.

the basis was that hawke was this evil, horrid, cartoonishly awful blood mage that was a menace to kirkwall, and anyone around her. already a fascinating premise, because how many times do you see hawke portrayed as inarguably in the wrong? like the true antagonist of da2?

it was so interesting to me, and even more so how the companions reacted. no one liked this hawke, she was utterly unlikeable. instead, they banded together and followed after her in order to negate the disasters she left in her wake. hawke was still their rallying point, but instead of hawke keeping their merry band of misfits together by the skin of their teeth, the companions united in spite of her, working together to keep kirkwall safe from hawke.

it was easily the most interesting da2 party dynamic i’ve read about.

additionally, the author portrayed blood magic in a way i hadn’t previously considered. hawke was happy to use other peoples blood, of course, but also heavily relied on her own blood. and it was a detriment to her health. she was described as anemic, pale, scrawny, underfed. i guess it sounds like common sense, but i really hasn’t considered the health risks of constant blood loss when using it for magic. and having their MC be described as so sickly and unhealthy was entirely new.

i would have hailed the author as some kind of writing genius, but something terrible happened:

hawke got better.

she decided she’d had quite enough of accruing the enmity of everyone and their dog (literally, the dog hated her too) and used blood magic to make a spell that would make everyone like her. the backlash caused a entirely foreseeable effect: it made her more likeable.

it was then that i realized that what i had been reading was the prologue, which set up this cartoon villain hawke in order to compare and contrast her to the new, improved hawke, who was sweet and kind and everything the old hawke wasn’t.

i felt like i'd been punk’d.

it’s possible that things get reversed or more interesting later on in the fic, there were plenty of chapters when i stopped. i’d read a few more just in case, but after the author described how eating properly and stopping blood magic had changed hawke's appearance, giving her 'curves in all the right places', i realized this fic was no longer what had captured my interest.

i haven’t been able to relocate it, and i’m afraid it might have been deleted. but it still lives in my head rent free. the greatest bait and switch i was ever subjected to.

[bee-likes-pins]

(credit: found thrifting)

[wiredelta]

Recorded 2/15/24

[wanderlust-in-my-soul]

i don't know you but i was scrolling thru the tags on a post and saw your queue tag and it made me hehe out loud with my mouth irl btw. thanks

But for real, I am truly happy my queue tag made you laugh 🤭

Have a very nice day!

[cmescapade]

so i made a new save to get back in the groove of playing ts4 a while back with the sim i intended to do the 7 infant challenge with i’ll be posting later, so here’s my obligatory sim introductory post :^)

Something Else

Renaissance Sim (Quick Learner)

insane / overachiever / lactose intolerant

highlights from the month long gameplay with this family under the cut

after 3 days of playing Something in a single person household, i adopted 2 puppies, annie & indiana, and an adult dog, butter 

it became too overwhelming to have 3 dogs that needed attention when Something had to sleep

so i stole a baby Bella and Mortimer Goth had named Cannon Goth to be a live-in dog nanny

Cannon was raised in Something’s basement and stayed there until he became a straight A elementary student

stealing Cannon was a mistake because the dog issue was still prevalent, and i realized, very late, that kids can’t walk dogs

Something invents a cloning machine at work, so he clones himself 

Somebody was born

Somebody became insufferable with the emotional bomb quirk as he was cloned when Something was a 3-Star celebrity

Somebody was later killed by flies because I couldn’t do it anymore

Something turns to robotics to make his dog walker

Someone worked great as a dog walker 

making one singular bot was too much work when Something still had a day job, Someone gets cloned to have extra hands around the house

Someone’s clone was named Sometwo 

Someone and Sometwo get day jobs so I could continue expanding the house they lived in 

Someone became an engineer

Sometwo became an actor

Someone gets abducted and gets alien pregnant despite being a robot

Someone gives birth to twin alien girls, named Who and What

pics just in case ppl call me out for having a non-pregnant bot

Someone also turns into a strange man in a purple speedo when he’d breastfeed them so ig thats where they get their hair color lmao

[none-asked]

beloved....

[hellfollowed]

❝ this world’s not for us. ❞  (time to fuck w/ poor Naveen again i fear 😔)

I CHOSE THE LIE

A sort of ringing played in Naveen's ears, one that only grew louder by the second. Call it coincidence, but he's heard these exact words before. Often in hushed breaths against his ear in the middle of the night, or in many voices mingled into one.

Once before it passed another's lips. Back when he thought it meant that they didn't belong to anything else but each other. When he didn't know the truth. Did they all follow the same script? What if he's wrong this time?

He wet his lips, his feet shifted below him. Naveen was better at discerning people now, right? What if he's wrong this time?

"What the fuck..." The sullen male tried so hard not to outright panic. Bandaged fingers brushed the handle of his gun, neatly tucked away in the waist of his jeans, and pressed into his stomach as he eyed Tisha. What if he's not? @icarian-carrion

[wiredelta]

video obfuscated since this wasn't during a game and I'm not showing a recording of me scrolling through tumblr lmao

Recorded 6/13/23

[wanderlust-in-my-soul]

Jossiiii!! I can't get your pew pew out of my mind 😂 -sarawatism

😂😂 I am so sorry!!! It was the same for me! I read Queue and there was just Pew Pew Pew in my mind 😂 I had to make it my tag and now there is a little firework in my head whenever I am on a reblog tour ✨🎆😂

[ninbinary]

..years ago (2008?), I had a close friend who passed on, and his spouse had that passage from The Velveteen Rabbit read at the funeral

“too much love” - photo sequence by katja kemnitz

[themindelectricdemo4]

ok its been a min since i wrote up an art flhasback now i forget where i iwas ....what a DUMMY... *hits my head like a silly little anime girl

[teamfortresstwo]

That . Was . AWESOOOOME .

[wanderlust-in-my-soul]

✨choose some films and i’ll tell you which random yet oddly-specific filmism you are ✨