#queerquaintrelle speaks

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PSA for AMC Immortal Universe, Sam Reid and Anna Torv fandom ~ applicable to AMC+ subscribers and fandom friends in North America. But, to the point — The Newsreader season 1 is now on AMC+ and being released on a schedule (I do not know what that schedule is but I thought y'all should know).

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I want those twinks obliterated. /j

Anyway... yes Book! Lestat and Tallmadge irl were 20--22 when vampirism and culper ring respectively, 30s, even late 30s is 'baby' on the adult spectrum, it may have been 'beyond of adult age' in the 16th--18th century, but some of you are weird about age. So... stop it. :)

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

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Culper ring week (or TURN week the sequel)

Right for everyone's reference purposes, via TURN wikipedia... also, hear ye! hear ye! at the end follows but a humble suggestion....

7/11 - George Washington aka his Excellency aka "the General" <- already happened, go make Washington content!

7/21 - John Bolton - Benjamin Tallmadge <- I am not starting at that one cause you'll never see the end of it

7/22 - Abraham "Abe" Woodhull - Samuel "don't call me Culpeper" Culpeper/Culper - or my personal favourite: why are you the MC again? /hj

Robert Townsend - 7/23

Caleb Brewster - 7/25

Anna Strong - number n/a

Abigail Strong (cause enslaved people take their 'masters' last names) - 3/55 (in TURN)

Right, now to the point, cause Mrs. Anna Strong is numberless and Abigail is underutilized and underappreciated, weekdays without other numbers this week go to them, cause women in fandom are under appreciated and I just think they're neat.gif.

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For those of us with taste who appreciate women…

Tagging: @malicious-compliance-esq, @dhavernasty, @spellbound-multi, @musicboxmemories, @hannibalmetaresource,, @deerabigailhobbs & @hannibelles ❤️

Ft this Gif for funsies, snooze on the bicon lady you lose @ Will Graham & Hannibal Lecter (bisexual - Will Graham, and pansexual - Lecter), bi-male lean, demisexual Abigail Hobbs is real to me but we digress.

The only ladies I am okay with Hannibal Lecter kissing are Clarice Starling and Bedelia and that’s cause they can play and beat him at his own games. It’s canon Thomas Harris said so.

Will can kiss whoever he wants, he’s just enough of a pathetic wet dog bisexual loser (canon) to make him tolerable, otherwise I would punch him for objectifying Abigail.

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“Lestat is bi,” I say into a microphone.

The biphobes and media illiterates boo.

“They’re right,” come a soothing French voice and an astute writerly voice.

The voices in question are Anne Rice and Lestat de Lioncourt himself.

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Not weird, no. At least I do not think so. I think that is a matter of just choosing who you make your fandom space around though in that case. 99% of what I like in fiction I would be viscerally disturbed by irl. But… likewise, I have done the work, this ship is complex and I prefer that way! take book! Gelphie which is bi4lesbian manipulation even though they had sex or even book! Fiyeraba where Fiyero and Elphie both know they’re in the wrong (cause Sarima exists) or Fiyero / Sarima, neither has other options. So thus… complex not toxic, do not get me started on vampire x vampire ships etc.

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I love queer people.

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No one:

Still no one:

Me, presently:

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Gotta say I read The Vampire Armand and Blood and Gold (Vampire Chronicles books), they were pretty tame, to me. Some of y'all don't read enough bisexual-biromantic vampire p.orn. Also, Marius barely touched Armand, and Armand literally said Marius should touch him every time it actually happened. I ain't even a Marius fan, but, at least get your facts right.

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*insert the and when you cannot sink lower you want to do/be the blonde guy meme here*

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*like a town crier*

Tell everyone vote for John André!

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Congratulations to Cristopher Rice for inheriting his mom's lack of fucks given and sense of humour, good for him! Congratulations on being the funniest man alive, preternatural or otherwise…

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*swooning with mental illness* what is wrong with him?

(I would push him off a high building but he gets to ‘do me’ and a kiss first) 🤷‍♀️

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Anatole’s 26, it balances out, Natasha’s 19-20 but we are a Kuragin apologist and Anatole/Natasha enjoyer so… 🤫

thinking about how in "pierre" they go on and on about how old pierre is like hes gonna die "one of a hundred sad old men living out their final days in moscow" so you think damn this guy is old. and then you check the script and hes 27?????? he is literally at the club!!! he's fine!!!

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This joke writes itself, but, also… yeah and? What about it? (From my Instagram story).

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👏 Abigail 👏 Strong 👏 did 👏 not 👏kill 👏 John 👏 André 👏

(Arnold and André did, argue with the primary sources)

Vote for Abigail Strong she deserves it!