#que te follen

[panchicha]

[candeee88]

[shurisgf]

Request: (he’d kill us😭) but texting him the “he’s gone you can come now” prank on him as soon as he leaves 😂

DON’T PULL THAT SHIT AGAIN. — A. ARETAS ✩

ೃ⁀➷ SUMMARY; in which , you almost get your ass killed trying to do a prank on armando. | FEAT. Armando Aretas x POC!fem!reader | TROPE established relationship | FORMAT headcanons/drabble | GENRE fluff ish? | WARNINGS cursing | NOTES I LOVE THIS REQUEST LMFAOOO , poor baby didn’t even get his snacks from the store messing w you 😭

` you saw a girl on tiktok do this trend where she texted her boyfriend pretending to invite some other guy into the house as soon as he left

` so, being the daredevil you are, you decided to try this on armando

` and it almost got your ass killed

“Nena, voy a la tienda de la esquina.” Armando announced, walking into the bedroom to grab his keys and wallet before he left. “You want anything?” He asked, coming over to the side of the bed you were at, mindlessly scrolling through Instagram. Looking up at him, you thought about it for a second, before responding with a “No, thank you though baby, be safe.” He leaned down and kissed you goodbye. And with that, he was out of the door, as you heard the apartment door close behind him. Now was the perfect time.

` so you opened your texts, and started to type the message, giggling when it delivered

` he thought you lost your mind

` he was barely even down the hallway of your apartment complex when you sent that message

` you couldn’t at least wait till he got to the damn car?

` you heard him walk back in, by this point you were scared shitless

` but deciding to take it a step further and pretending to get ready in the bathroom

“Who the fuck did you mean to send that message to?” Armando asked in a firm tone, it was clear that he was beginning to get irritated, especially when you didn’t answer his question. “Contéstame cuando te hable. Who?” His tone becoming more aggravated. He stepped towards you, grabbing your jaw, forcing you to look up at him.

“Nobody, chill out.” That’s where you fucked up. “Chill out?” He scoffed, letting go of the hold on your jaw, walking slightly into the bedroom and running a hand through his hair before turning back around, facing you. “The fuck do you mean chill out?” He argued, squinting his eyes at you and tilting his head slightly. He couldn’t believe the shit that he was hearing.

“¿Estás dejando que otros hombres te follen? ¿Es eso lo que estoy escuchando? Hm?” His tone was accusing, but you know you had to keep it going. “No, the fuck?” You retaliated, Armando furrowing his eyebrows as if he was confused. But really, he was just being petty. “Fuck this shit,” He stated, grabbing his belongings and walking out of the bedroom. You immediately ran after him, “Baby it’s a prank! Nobody’s here! I was just playing!” You shouted, coming out of the bathroom.

` he looked so fed up with you when you told him it was a prank, but a part of him was relived that you were just playing

` he literally gave you the silent treatment for hours, trying to collect his thoughts

` leaving you to entertain yourself, as he did whatever he was doing in the kitchen

` so you walked into the kitchen and apoligized

“Baby I’m sorry, I saw it on TikTok and I wanted to try it on you.” You pleaded with him, trying to get him to talk to you again.

“TikTok almost got your ass dealt with.” He mumbled with a straight face, staring at you over the kitchen counter. He tried to stay mad at you, but looking at your pretty eyes, he couldn’t. You walked towards him, letting him wrap you in his arms. “You love me too much.” You gently spoke, looking up in his eyes.

“Tienes razón.” He replied, pulling you in for a quick kiss. “Don’t pull that shit again.”

GLOSSARY !

Nena, voy a la tienda de la esquina — Baby, I’m going to the corner store.

No juegues conmigo — Don’t fucking play with me.

Contéstame cuando te hable — Answer me when I’m talking to you.

¿Estás dejando que otros hombres te follen? ¿Es eso lo que estoy escuchando? — You letting other men fuck you? Is that what I’m hearing?

Tienes razón — You’re right.

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[konigsblog]

YESS ORLA I FINALLY GET TO SEND A REQUEST!!

more stepdad rudy pls pls pls I BEGGGGG

tw: stepcest, somnophillia, cnc, recording, age gap (20s-50s)

stepfather!rodolfo hates himself for being attracted to his stepdaughter. but seeing you all vulnerable and asleep drives him utterly crazy. bent over slightly, back arched with one of his large hands tugging at your hair, the other recording the way he rocks his girthy, fat dick into your swollen slit.

you're moaning through snores, squirming in your sleep the more he fucks and ruts his big, hard shaft inside your slicken cunt. you gasp when you're awoken, fucked into harshly. hard, slow thrusts that echo in your bedroom, silencing you and knocking the wind from your lungs while he attacks your neck in tender, affectionate kisses and hickeys to compensate for his disgusting, depraved behaviour, coddling you whilst apologising profusely for being a dirty pervert. he's self aware, yet can't find it in himself to stop what he's doing to you. :((

“mi buena niña. lo siento mucho, princesa. no te mereces esto, pero mereces que te follen bien, como debería hacerlo una chica bonita.”

he grumbles. despite having his flash on, you're unaware and too shocked to respond, or even moan out from the mixture of pleasure and pain. sniffling and gasping quietly and taking his meaty cock well and obediently while he teases your little, soaken clit.

translation: my good girl. i'm so sorry, princess. you don't deserve this, but you deserve to be fucked nicely, like a pretty girl should.

[rosssesposts]

Arguments…with a twist?

Ight so this finna be a pain in the ass cause I’m finna have to switch from the Spanish translator to this cause ion speak the damn language so y’all work with me 😭 also this is a make of my last post in case y’all dunno where this came from 👍🏽

POV: You and Miguel having an argument infront of Miles and you both forget he speaks Spanish to(hope this not trash man imma cry 😭)

Warning: cursing, lots of dirty talk in the mix,implied smut but not too much,fluff after argument, reader being a brat(🌚)

“¡Maldito Miguel! ¿Por qué tienes que ser tan terco?”( Damnit Miguel! Why do you have to be so stubborn!) Y/n shouted at Miguel. Miguel had been on Y/n’s ass all week about her being careless on missions and doing risky stuff. He cared too much for her to let her keep doing stuff like this. So he put his foot down and told her she wasn’t allowed on missions anymore. “Cariño, amor de mi vida, por favor entiende, estás poniendo demasiado en riesgo tu vida para mi gusto y ya no la tendré más.”(Sweetheart, Love of my life, please understand, you are putting your life at risk too much for my liking and I wont have it anymore.)

Miguel had tried to reason with her so many times and has been so soft spoken with her, trying not to outburst at her in any way possible. He needed her to understand how much she meant to him. “Mi amor, te aseguro que estoy bien y puedo cuidarme solo, te preocupas demasiado. Sabes que puedo cuidar de mí mismo.”(My love I assure you, I am fine and can take care of myself you worry too much. You know I can take care of myself.) Y/n understand Miguel’s concerns, but you were more than capable of handling yourself and you knew that HE knew that. You saw the scowl on Miguel’s face starting to form but slowly go down as he was trying not to snap at you. “T/n, por última vez, no más misiones y eso es definitivo, ahora deja de discutir conmigo.” (Y/n, for the last time, no more missions and that is final, now stop arguing with me.) Miguel said sternly sick of the debating with you, looking at you with a serious face. You sat there with a mad expression on your face about to lash out at him but you take a deep breathe and relax.

“Eres un maldito bruto, Miguel. ¡Por qué tienes que ser tan idiota!(You are suching a fucking brute, Miguel. Why must you be such a asshole!) And that was it. The tip of the iceberg. Miguel’s eyes flashed red and pinned you to the wall in the blink of an eye. You gasped in fear and looked up to Miguel seeing his eyes glowing a bloody red in anger. You sat there waiting for him to yell at you or say anything at that. “Pequeña puta malcriada”(You bratty little whore) He spat at you with anger and a bit of lust in his voice. Your eyes widen and breathe hitched and started to get a bit scared. “todo lo que trato de hacer es proteger a mi dulce T/n y ¿qué obtengo a cambio, eh? Ella comienza a actuar como la pequeña puta malcriada que es...”(all i try to do is protect my sweet Y/n and what do i get in return, huh? She starts acting like the bratty little cock whore she is...) Miguel spoke out breathing out with Y/n still pinned. You sat there flustered, not knowing what to do or say. You stood there between your lover and the wall embarrassed and shamed. “Tal vez, debería darle lo que quiere, ¿eh? Que la engañen y la follen como la pequeña mocosa que es para poder recordar a quién pertenece, hm, ¿no te gustaría ese amor?”(Maybe, I should give her what she wants hm? To be dicked down and fucked out like the little brat she is so she can remeber who she belongs to, hm? Wouldnt you like that sweetheart?) Miguel spoke looking down at you. You just tilted your head down embarrassed not knowing what to do. Miguel grabbed you face making you look at him, his eyes no longer red. He looked at your face red and flushed and he….chuckled. You had a confused look on your face. “Awww amor, ¿dónde está todo ese ladrido que tenías? No sabía que solo se necesitaba eso para hacerte desmoronarte, cariño.” (Awww love, wheres all that bark you had? Didn’t know it only took that to make you crumble sweetheart.) Miguel chuckles in your face, while you look at him with a pouty red face. “Listen mi vida(my life), I know I’m hard on you, but I love you, you know that.” Miguel says moving his hand to your cheek. “And if something were to happen to you, I…” He starts to tear up. You grab his hand on your cheek and squeeze it looking up at him, “shhh amor, está bien. estás atrapado conmigo, te guste o no. Y siento que soy descuidado en nuestras salidas. Prometo tener más cuidado, o me quedaré aquí como dijiste hasta que sientas que estoy listo...”(shhh amor, its ok. your stuck with me whether you like it or not, and im sorry that im careless on our outings. I promise to be more careful, or ill just stay here like you said til you feel like im ready...)

Miguel looks at you with teary eyes and smiles. He leans in and kisses you on the forehead and leans his against yours. “Amor(Love),if you can promise me you will be more careful….” He pleaded. You smile softly. “I promise cariño(Dear)…I love you.” Y/n softly speaks. “I love you to, Y/n”

(Meanwhile with Miles sitting there):

[trevanian-rt]

Desde nuestros asientos, y sin todavía arrancar el tren, ella y yo nos cruzamos ya las suficientes miradas como para decirle que se acercara. ‘Ven aquí’. Y con mi voz y mi gesto se levantó ligera y con una sonrisa que me dejaba adivinar que caminaba hacia mi con el coño empezando a mojarse.

Yo estaba sentado del lado del pasillo y la dejé pasar delante mía y ponerse en la ventana. Se notaba que tenía las piernas recién depiladas. Fue lo primero que le dije y al oírme se subió más la falda para que viera también sus muslos. Sonrió otra vez y me contestó ‘lo hice ayer, así que hoy es mi primer día oficial de falda’. La felicité de tan bonita. Le pregunté su nombre y me puse sobre un costado mirando hacia ella. La vi receptiva y acerqué mi mano a su mejilla. Entonces ya había caído en que era deliciosa. La acaricié y mientras nos fundíamos con las miradas pasaron 3, 5, 10 segundos ilimitados. La mano extendida en su cara de piel blanca, la estaba adorando y se dejaba, pero me empezaba a calentar, cambié a mirar su boca, y pensé en cómo seria follarla. Ella lo interpretó bien y la abrió levemente, y entonces solo acerqué el pulgar para rozar sus labios y después su lengua, notarla babear como pidiéndome llevar ahora mis dos dedos grandes adentro suya, y lo hice, sus sonidos me excitaron, me empecé a poner muy cachondo, la incité ‘mojalos bien’ y para su sorpresa los bajé flotando hasta sus piernas, subiendo por su falda, buscando el elástico de sus bragas hasta rebasarlo y meterme por dentro a la vez que contenía la respiración, palpar su coño depilado y sin opción de que lo pidiese, hundir los dedos en su carnosa entrada y penetrarla mientras separaba los muslos y que abrumada sólo pudiese gemir ‘qué cabrón eres’

me encantó ver a esa belleza estremecerse. Yo sólo la veía a ella pero notaba a los pasajeros transitar por el pasillo a mi espalda. Podía ver en su cara cómo luchaba por no ser descubierta. Bajé el ritmo de mi mano y consiguió volver a respirar con normalidad. Saqué la mano de entre sus piernas y nos comimos la boca. Me separé y le dije:

-quiero follarte en el baño. Te voy a agarrar la mano y me sigues. Estás muy rica, y no puedo esperar, quiero metértela y me quiero correr contigo

-eres un puto cerdo. Pero… me gusta

Entonces nuestro cruce de miradas y sonrisas perversas. Justo el tren empezó a moverse. Nos fuimos al baño. Cerramos la puerta y estuvimos frente a frente unos segundos como planeando qué hacer. Nos besamos más, nos tocamos más, y la empujé hasta arrodillarse para tener mi polla frente a su cara, a su alcance. Tras exclamar un sensato ‘joder’ y mostrar su expresión abriendo exageradamente los ojos por sorpresa al ver el tamaño, la puso en su boca con hambre, sin titubear. Le quise provocar y contestó que no, que no le daba ninguna vergüenza estársela comiendo desesperadamente a un desconocido en un tren. Tuve ganas de dejarla disfrutar hasta correrme pero deseaba a fondo sentir como sería follarla. La levanté y puse su ligero cuerpo de espaldas. Tenía el pene durísimo y sin dudar la forcé dentro de ella desde atrás, bajo su falda, deseando hacerla gemir bien alto. La usé y follé con intención de al final correrme en su preciosa boca. Empecé suave, y cuando me puse más animal metiéndosela mas profundo, sintiendo como la llenaba con todo mi grosor, la tuve que reducir sujetándola, y agarrándola por pelo y cuello. Me pegué a su cabeza, y teniéndola inmóvil y sometida así quería que me escuchara

-No grites porque te va a conocer todo el tren y van a querer encerrarse aquí contigo todos… Cállate y tómalo sin lloriqueos, tienes que aguantar todo ésto que te estoy haciendo… y veo que estás tan caliente que no vas a tardar en correrte, verdad? Te gusta que te follen así? Pues éso has de hacer, callar y dejar que te empuje fuerte por dentro, y la notes entera. Te gusta porque eres una pervertida, a que sí? y si quieres que incluso cuando yo termine avise a un hombre, dos o tres más porque lo necesitas, lo hago… ok? Pero yo quiero aun reventarte para que te vacíes sobre mi, te corras sobre mi y quitarte las ganas de ser la más puta del tren… quieres correrte ya? Espero? O es ya? Ya tienes permiso para hacerlo… vamos….

Tuve que abofetearla y ahogarla más para que se excitara lo suficiente, pero su desesperación cristalizada en un orgasmo mereció la pena. No quité la polla de dentro suya hasta que se relajó. Aún con temblores la agarré de la cara y la arrodillé para recibir mi corrida.

-mírame a los ojos una vez más. Y sí, así, saca la lengua… joder....

[cuenta-mis-pequitas]

Qué lindo se ve el mundo después de que te follen🖤

[aguusstt]

"Trátame bonito o llorare" Quien diría que dirías eso, sí tus fans saben muy bien lo que te calienta que te follen la puta boca que tienes 🔥

Jajajaja atrapadaaa 🙈🙈☺️ igual el "tratame bonito" tiene significados diferentes según cada persona. Para mí es bonito que vengan y me traten de putita sucia 💓

[motsimages]

For @dodger-chan and to make my tedious job lighter: some swearing from Spain.

Swearing all over the world (I am not making this up) is based mainly in a couple of things: biological functions (mainly sex and shit), family (I guess it's derivated from sex) and religious or other deep personal beliefs. Notice that in English is directly called "swearing" or "cursing", so religious.

In Spanish, we have the more generic "decir palabrotas" ("to say big words", so to say). I think in some countries in Latin America they have other terms, but I don't know them. Maybe some are also religion-related. Historically "maldecir" ("to curse", etymologically "to bad-say") is also a way of referring to this, so it may be the usual word somewhere. I think in Mexico they use what in Spain is considered very old: "mentar a la madre" (to mention the mother). That used to be a terrible thing to do in Spain, but not in most of the 20th Century, as far as I know. It was literally mentioning someone's mother (I will give examples of this, as you'll see), but I think it has stretched to "swearing".

Keep in mind this will stay basic, but we can get very creative and elaborate from this. This will be long so more after the cut.

Oh, a thing to know too is that Spanish people tend to share lots of personal and health details with anyone and it's not considered rude, anyone could potentially chime in, specially if they are already part of the conversation. It's not necessarily related to swearing but it may be offputting for foreigners, so I add it here as an aside.

So for biological functions: sex

Exclamations for "fuck!": joder (fuck), coño (pussy), cojones (balls). They are soo soo frequent they don't even register as bad words at all.

Basic "I hope that _ fucks you": que te jodan, que te follen, que te den por culo (fucked in the ass), que te folle un pez (a fish fucks you)

"Things you will do to me instead" (used in the same "I'm tired of your shit" way as the one before): me vas a comer los huevos/la polla (you're gonna eat my balls/dick), me puedes comer el coño (you can lick my pussy)

"I am sick and tired of you": me tienes hasta la polla/los cojones/el coño (imagine you are running out of patience and it manifests in filling yourself as if you were a glass of water, you are indicating the level up to which that person is tiring you).

As you see, it's mainly variations of the first words and it's mainly when you are up to your limit with something or someone. You can also add "de los cojones" to almost anything to make it clear how shitty it is or to make it offensive if it's a person. Do not confuse with "de cojones", it has a different meaning. For polla and cojones, there are lists online if you want to check them.

But you also have: está en el quinto coño (it's in the fifth pussy [very far]), [lo hace] con todo su coño ([she did something] with her whole pussy), olé tu coño (celebration because someone achieved something difficult)...

Biological functions: shit and piss

Spanish people can shit on anything. Literally Me cago en followed by: tu madre (I shit on your mother) or my favourite "la madre que te parió" (the mother who gave birth to you, such an elegant way of implying your mother is a whore, and it can be used without "me cago en" in front of it) (btw you can also say, en tu puta madre, your whore mother), tus muertos (your dead ones), Dios (God; or the polite version "Diez" - "ten"), todo lo que se menea (everything that moves),... And many others. You get the idea. You can also just say "me cago en" and leave it at that, it's even considered polite to a certain point, because you didn't say the whole thing. In Asturias, North of Spain, I have heard "Ay meca!" as the shortest possible version of this, not always used the same way as its cousins.

Of course you can say "shit!": mierda. Feel free to add to it: mierda puta (whore shit).

Saying "I'm going to piss" in the most literal way is not a problem (voy a mear) but generally used amongst friends. But also, you can say "Me meo" to say "laughing out loud".

You can also add "de mierda" to things to make them shitty or offensive.

Religious mentions. We do not consider most of this swearing, but I think many US people might find them weird or even offending because of the religion mention.

Not swearing, but we do say "ojalá" for many things and it is literally the same as "inshallah". Muslims weren't ruling in the Iberian peninsula for 8 centuries for nothing.

Not swearing, but a US student I once had was uncomfortable and maybe a little offended by this: when someone sneezes, we say "Jesús" (we can also say "salud", but Jesús is very frequent).

Generally, these are sighs and in italics, those that are very regional (from the Canary Islands, i don't know if from somewhere else) but still fun to say: Jesús, ay señor (oh lord), señor de la caña, virgen de la teta al hombro (virgin carrying her boob on her shoulder)

For things that are far: donde Cristo perdió el mechero/las sandalias (where Christ lost its lighter/the sandals)

For things that are surprising: ¡Jesús! ¡La virgen! ¡La hostia!

For things that piss you off: Hostia, Hostia puta, copón/copón bendito (this one could also be used as surprise), señor dame paciencia y un carro pa llevarla (lord give me patience and a car to carry it)

When someone or something is tiring you or when it's a real trouble in your life: Vaya cruz (what a cross, it can be longer as in "esta es la cruz que te ha tocado" or similar expressions about carrying the cross)

I'd say, religious mentions tend to be more daily life things, and they tend to be more idioms. There are plenty of them. Mentions to virgins and saints are quite common too but far too specific for this list and I really don't think they would count as swearing at all. Already most of the religious list does not read as swearing to me, let's see what other people say about it.

I can't think of more examples right now, but I think I mentioned most of the most frequent.

[layumisasies]

Si, enamórate para que te follen

Ya folle ayer, no ocupo enamorarme

[waifuneral]

Prefieres que te follen la boca o chuparla tu?

prefiero lo que mi novio prefiera en el momento 🛐 aaa

[candeee88]

BIENVENIDA DE LA UAAAAAAA

[brishitxs]

Quieres que te follen todo enojado y celoso👀

Si

[halfmo0nn]

Que te follen y te fallen.. y te acuerdes de mí

[trevanian-rt]

estabas haciendo el ridículo en la fiesta y tuvimos que traerte con nosotros a una habitación aparte, para burlarnos y humillarte por lo patética que estás…

-pero a qué has venido? Qué es lo que quieres de nosotros?

-mejor no hables, cállate y no discutas. Te vamos a quitar la ropa lo primero, eres una pervertida

-A ver esa boca, déjame verla. Mira como la abre, parece que no ha comido en todo el día

-Fíjate, ahora abre las piernas sin pedírselo, tiene tantas ganas de que la follen que no hace falta ni decirle nada

-qué guapa con este maquillaje, seguro que tenías toda la intención de parecer bonita y no una puta… lo siento pero te voy a escupir y arruinarlo de todas maneras, te lo mereces por desesperada

-¿pero estos sonidos que haces mientras te la metemos qué quiere decir, que te vas a correr ya? No, no puedes correrte hasta que nosotros digamos

-Empieza a estar tan atontada que creo que no se ha dado cuenta de si está teniendo sexo consentido o si la estamos violando. Pero tranquila no te preocupes lo estamos grabando todo y lo podrás ver mañana y comprobarlo

-Yo creo que le va a caber una en el culo y otra en el coño, mírala que cara tiene seguro que lo hacemos y lo primero que hace es dar las gracias y sonreir

-Pero por qué chillas cuando te azotan, es que estás pidiendo más, princesa? Te gusta que te peguen mientras te llenan por dentro? Te doy otra palmada así que suene? y más fuerte aún? así?

-Ahora deja de tragar saliva putita, porque nos vamos a correr en tu boca. Es solo un minuto de concentración para ti pero sabemos que puedes hacerlo

-Ahora, mi amor, ya lo tienes, quédate así tumbada que ya venimos los dos, nos ponemos aquí de rodillas, mira, y abre abre… aaaabre

-Buena chica, buena chica… ughh ABRE MÁS así… joder ten toda mi crema, ahhh…. eres maravillosa, adorable… nunca dejes de ser así, así de perturbada

[siemprescriboparalgo]

creo que lo mejor que me viene a mi es

andar libre como un colibri

que es eso de andar guardandose para un hombre, o esperar a un hombre,,,,

que ni te esperan a ti

de algo que me estoy dando cuenta es lo bien que la paso disfrutandome,,, y permitiendo que me disfruten

nada de cosas serias ahora, solo webeo intenso y riko

con hombres que sepan tratarme y que sepan que hacer,,, nada de weones con trabas, traumados, niños,,, hombres quiero hoy, hombres que sepan como tratarme, que wea mas rica que eso

que te follen riko, que te toquen riko, que me deseen y que quieran repetir ayayayayyyyyy que riko

ayer me trataron como reina, me dieron sexo y amor,,,, que mas riko que eso

el fin de semana pasado folle con otra persona,, un ex amor, un romance efimero pero riko, el loko solo me transmitia miedo, miedo, miedo y que wea mas fome que esooooo,,,

me quedo con el que sepa como tratarme, que me prenda, me caliente con su calentura y que me encienda esa sensualidad de mi interior, q wea mas rikaaaaaa