#quarter plays pn2

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psychonauts 1: this funny army man from summer camp has gone a little nuts and is trying to take over the world !! so silly! you better go stop him! :)

psychonauts 2: clean up the aftermath of the violent fall of a nation. political unrest speedrun. your family is built on lies and war is hell

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peace and love and harmony and joy on planet earth

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*kills the nasty-ass head lice in the way of the path*

“those were peaceful protesters, lucy”

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“i hope that’s not true, because i ask for help all the time”

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the rush of clicking the “think of the hottest thing you can think of” line hoping to god Augustus would say “your mom” as his response and that being exactly what he says. bro i love these mfs

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THERE ARE GAY MEN??? IN PSYCHONAUTS 2??? AND ONE OF THEM IS JACK BLACK???????

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im not mad at ford anymore btw i punched him a bunch of times during the postgame and now he’s my grandpa again

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THE LORE ABT MILLA’S NICKNAME I AM INSAAAAANE

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compton and cassie ENDING my life i love when old people love each other

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going to class pretending that i don’t want to snap a fictional old man’s spine like a twig with my mind rn

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PANIC ATTACKS ARE HARD

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this construct is so fucked up INSERTING this construct BY FORCE is so so so fucked up when the postgame hits i’m about to make [redacted] beg for their life PYROKINESIS TELEKINESIS AND MELEE

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HELMUT’S HAIL MARY OKHHHIHDGSGSHDJDJDHUUIIUUHGGGGDHFGGGHHDHDGHHHHH128373622838272636:62726GGHHHGHDJFJHHHHH

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my brain is rotting out of my skull like we cant just Undo all that shit, solving the plot isn’t going to make everything okay 😭

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Having the fattest How Fucking Could You moment of all time ever

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raz on the funicular 😭😭😭💕💕💕💕