#quarantineparodysong

[smiley-virus-2020]

And now, for a little serenade. Here's, "All Thanks to Covid (Nineteen)" to the tune of, "She's Always a Woman (to Me)," by Billy Joel

It can spread in a while 

If you rub near your eyes

It can ruin your trip or your birthday surprise 

And the testing reveals that you've spread symptom free

You can't stand your child 

And it's all thanks to Covid Nineteen 

It can lead you to cough

And send all your friends fleeing 

People challenge the truth

And they aren't quarantining 

And you'll take sanitizer in stores where it's free 

Yeah, sports seasons are brief

And it's all thanks to Covid Nineteen

Oh, Fauci cares for your health

Work from home if you want 

Even if you feel fine

Oh, but you never dine out

You just order food in

Sit home losing your mind 

It can provide you with more

Time for gardening and dreaming 

But folks carelessly touch you

And laugh while you're cleaning 

And it's bored us to tears

And fueled anxieties 

Lysol fills your shelf

And it's all thanks to Covid Nineteen

Oh, you take care of yourself 

You can go to restaurants 

By reserving a time

Oh, if you're ever in doubt

About where folks have been

Spread out six feet in line

Hands are frequently washed 

And there's mask wearing rules 

As the restriction eases

Kid's head back to school 

You'll be using zoom meetings 

To earn your degree 

That'll be what we do

'Til twenty-twenty two 

And it's all thanks to Covid Nineteen

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