#qualified goblin txt

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norm hows it going with dickens

"Haven't spoken t' 'im much. Don't rush it."

"They went to Texas Roadhouse once!"

"Hush it, goblin boy."

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In the cinema, straight up jorking it! And by it... heh... lets justr say.... my peanits....

"Hehehe... Jorkin my peanits in th' cinema..."

"Doing WHAT, my boy?"

"Nothing! Nothing."

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HEY OLIVER, FAVOURITE SCI-FI MOVIE??????

"That's a toughie, I like Blade Runner and Interstellar- but I ALSO like The Terminator and Alien- y' couldn't make me pick!"

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randy can we ********************************************************* and then ****************** with *********************** we can try out *****************

"W-WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS MEAN-!?"

"Woooah, freaakyy.."

"T-that's golden, coming from you, Oliver."

"I know, I know, my freak is UNMATCHED!"

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Question, can I feed the Creatures™ peanut butter cookies or are they both allergic

-🍮anon (flan anon)

"W-what does this mean? Who are the CREATURES..? You mean US as a group or-?"

"I think they mean Gingi, Gingi is a creature! What's your opinion on this, Gingles?!"

"COOKIES. NOW. MY GLANDS DESIRE THE NUTS."

"Go- gosh-!"

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Oliver, opinion on the Lego Batman movie?

"Absolute CINEMA."

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whats everyones opinions on the demon child billy

"VILE MENACE. DESERVES DEATH SENTENCE."

"H- he likes to kick me i-in the shins- which sucks, because I u-use those everyday!"

"Banned from the bank. Haven't seen him much since then."

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hey randy youre using she her right? and they them? how about i

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how about

how about i she/them tiddies- [gunshot]

"y-yeah! i do- thanks fo- oh.. um.. haha! yeah! that's c-clever!"

"Y' okay Randy?"

"mhm, why wouldn't I be?"

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heh... olivw...olivenoy..olibey...oliver...... (im rreally high km sorry)

"Huh. Hey, at least you got it RIGHT at the end!"

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EXCUSE ME? OUTTA MY DAMN WAY I WANT DICKENS

"Woah. Talk about dilf chasing home crashers! I jest, I jest, you go gnarly friend!"

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norm you and dickens should date. he could probably give you shoulder/back massages after a long day

"As much as I'd like the massages, I can't jus' MAGICALLY feel attracted t' someone I barely know. That takes time, and I ain't sayin' it's necessarily OUT of the picture but.. "

"Wait, Norm, you like guys?"

"It ain't matter t' me what yer gender or sexuality is. Fer me, it's bout the person an' their personality."

".. Huh. The more you know. Thanks for clarifying."

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trans men can leave their fallen angels if they so desire.... one shouldnt put their expectations om others, davinki twins said expectations are harmful ❤️

"See, Feath's got the right idea! Let'em hang brother!"

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oliverrrrrrr.. heart emoji heart emoji

"Anonymous.. heart emoji heart emoji"

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A joke for everyone!

How does a mermaid give birth? With a Sea-section Badumdss

"Haha! I SEA whatcha did there, my groovy friend! Stellar!"

"W-what..? I- I thought mermaids would h- have those little sacks, like sharks yanno?"

"Rand, babe, it's a JOKE. It's not literal my dude!"

"Oh.. O-Okay."

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oliver can i match ur freakk ahahah bites lip

"Can youu~? I'm gonna need some proof ya can, Daddio!"

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olive update us on the dickens x norm movement

"A little orange birdie (Roger) told me that he saw them on a date at the funfair! They apparently got ice cream, and things are going GROOVY!"