#quackityhq x callmecarson

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(!!WARNING: OFFENSIVE!!)

A QuackityHQ x CallMeCarson Crossover Fanfic Spectacular

(Quackity Shags CallMeCarson)

"I’m not always called Quackity, I’m not always a duck,

But whenever I see Carson, I’m always willing to fuck.”

Credits: Founders: LinedStorm2: (the one faggot who came up with this fucking idea) subscribe to pewdiepie T-GAY Shetookthekidsagain: (the other faggot who encouraged it) add me on Ig: @homosexual.volcano Writer: Ruhmeel/RuhRuh/The RUH (the dood who recorded and wrote most of it) Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ruhruh Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/the.moist.ov... Twitter: https://twitter.com/BabyShaqAtk?lang=en Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ruh_meel/?h... Narrator/Artist: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Peachie: (the other one had a yoda impression) shetookthekidsagain Editors: dixxiokat/kat/katana/kataeris: (the shagger who fixed the other faggot’s fuckin mistakes) Shiyen: (Hit the chug jug hit the chug jug uh) Music Composer: Lucky: (the faggot who plays the xylophone in the background) (also the best fucking musician ever) Peons: Lunar: (the faggot who didnt do jack shit) Ayobi: (the faggot who killed our fuckin ears) random train: (the other faggot who didnt do shit) Sans: Sans Megalovania Undertale!!

Chapter 1 : An Unexpected Beginning

Carson’s Perspective

My name is Carson. Yeah, Call me Carson.

It was a lovely day in Afghanistan, my slaves were mining for diamonds in the concentration camp but with the luck that I was having they only found dirt blocks.

Later on I went to the rice field wondering how much rice I would be able to get with a single dirt block. I found a very nice man- errr he was actually a duck but nonetheless he promised he will get me a grain of rice, that’s more than I get in a year! The duck turned to me and asked for my name “Call me carson.” I said, my face was burning up from how shy I was getting. I don’t know why I felt embarrassed all of a sudden.

“Hey nigger! I’m Quackity!” the large duck replied.

”Quackity? That’s...an interesting name.” he didn’t say anything much to my comment instead he left to get me the grain of rice he talked about. Quackity came back with two grains of rice and placed them in the palm of my hand. Our hands brushed against each other, I stood there dumbfounded not sure what to do. When I finally snapped out of it he was gone already

I got home and started playing farmville on twitch, when something caught my eye in chat, a twitch link with the name of the man I met earlier that day, “The duck?”, I wondered.

In this game, I finally met “Quacking” or whatever his name was. I went up to him, but he ignored me. Probably because of all the people that surrounded him during the raid. I just heard chants repeating: “Quack my zacc and bring free trials back” and “Minecraft rules and furries deserve to be gassed”. I gave in and chanted as well. When he ended the raid, I dm’d him on twitter saying that it was fun raiding the servers in Toontown.

Shockingly, he responded! He said, “Oh yeah no problem homie! It was REALLY FUN! Especially with you there!”

“W-what? N-n-n-nani?” I stammered. “Y-you noticed me in the raid?”

“Yeah! You were crazy out there! Getting all wild and shit!”

I blushed furiously, I didn’t even think he would notice me out of all those people!

“W-wow…. Thanks….”

“No problem homie! Hey, I think you’d like to meet my friends, one of them is in the house, and one’s a wild spartan! And anoth-”

“ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!” I exclaimed, “Don’t worry, I’ll meet them with you buddy.”

“Woah slow down there, I ain’t your buddy yet. What do I look like a faggot?” said the gay homophobe duck.

“I-I’m sorry. Gomenasai~” I muttered softly.

“Ah don’t worry about it, don’t be such a puss next time.”

“Of course sir.”

He then left me on read.

I sighed dreamily and thought to myself, “Wow, he’s such a nice guy.’

End of Chapter 1: An Unexpected Beginning

Chapter 2: Call Me Quackity

Quackity's Perspective

When I got home to my pond that day, I felt, rather strange.

I just met this guy who seemed like a fan of mine, but it felt just more than that.

It felt like, I was supposed to meet him somewhere in my life.

Anyways, I kept thinking about him the whole day

When eating THE bread, terrorizing the neighbors, gassing the jews, and even doing the dishes!

I tried so hard going to sleep, but I just kept tossing and turning.

This guy, who wanted to be called Carson, he felt…

Special…

In an autistic way.

It made me feel strange as well.

There was this tension going on between my legs, that I couldn't resist. This sensation, I've never felt it before, it's as if I enjoyed his company. It's making me blush in my sleep, but I feel as if I got something inside that I have to release…

I have to release this anger somehow, yamate quackity, yamate I imagined.

I woke up in the middle of the night, having dreams about that Carson guy. “This is so sad, Alexa play despacito.”

I knew I needed help, so I called a hotline that helps with personal issues.

It’s more of a free counselor if you think about it through the phone.

I called the number, waiting for an answer.

“Hello you have reached Aihate Gaze tech support how may i help you?” says the Gaze Man.

“Hi! I have this problem regarding this guy that I met from a raid I did, not too long ago.” I said.

“Is that guy a machine sir?”

“I don’t know, I didn’t get to know him that well but he did have the spicy memes.” I responded.

“Well, I would say that you would have to check his ZIP drive, it holds all the secret information there.”

I was confused.

“Wait, what?” I said, confused.

“Yeah. All you gotta do is that you gotta hack into his windows XP computer and look for the files inside the computer by inserting the ‘USB into the tight port’.” he said.

“ALL I HAVE IS A WINDOWS 98!” shouted Quackity, while doing the floss in frustration.

“Well I believe you could find it’s USB port in the rear.” he said.

Rear? I don’t know what he means by rear, but all I know is that we have a rear in ou- oh…

I guess that means we have to stick the USB inside the ‘rear’...

“Thank you for your help, Mr. Gaze.”

“No problem, but you have to leave your credit card number with the numbers in the back alongside the Clash of Clans account name and password for free coins!! Thanos has returned and he needs it to destroy Fortn-”

I hung up before he could say anything else, and I grabbed the nearest USB I had. I knew what I had to do next.

I stuck it into my rear, just as the Gaze man requested.

“yAhOoOoOoOoO~!” I moaned loudly.

I realized I just stuck this USB drive with all my family photos and burger king foot lettuce pictures up my booty hole.

I didn’t care however, all that was on my mind was HIM.

Carson... oh Carson.

“Call me Carson~,” I imagined him saying.

“No Carson, Call me QUACKTITY.” I responded.

I pushed the USB drive further into the bunghole, until it disappeared into the void.

I’ve done it.

My family photos, my burger king foot lettuce pics, my minecraft skins, all of them, are now inside me.

All for this one guy.

I felt it in my stomach, and shockingly enough, I could see it through the bump shaped like a USB shown on my skin.

I touched it, it hurted, but I grabbed it even tighter, and moved it even higher into my stomach!

“Carson, CARSON, CAAAAAAAAAAARSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!! ORE WA OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI NANDAYO~~!!!!!!”

I moved it up towards my hard nips, then upward to my chest, then my throat, then finally, through the mouth.

I regurgitated the USB that I stuck through my asshole.

That brown, smelly, shit-covered, saliva covered, stomach acid covered USB drive.

All for that one guy I met at a raid.

Thank you Mr. Gaze…

Thank you...

End Of Chapter 2: Call Me Quackity

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yoooo

catch me playin’ minecraft instead of doin’ homework for the rest of my life vro.

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there's more of this stupid shit

“I always thought that spicy memes and flamingos were my life, but what I really need is you.” said Jameskii.

“If your gonna kiss me while your tongue is in my mouth.” said Leafy.

“You wanna kiss me mother fucker? I’m gonna tell you one thing I’m going to fuck the fuck outta you.” said Jameskii while he takes off his pink V neck shirt to reveal a nice 4 pack on that creamy white skin.

Leafy immediately joined in and took off his pants and roblox underwear.

“So…...Carson you like the show?” said Quackity.

“Wh-what? No no no! I’m not! This is so confusing!!!” said Carson while his face was blood fucking red.

“Let me tell you something Carson, I’m gonna show you how you really ‘quack your zacc’.” I said while my mouth was drooling like I was seeing a big thicc juicy piece of bacon and I’m the bacon.

So I decided to join in with Carson after all, I did shoved a USB drive up my ass that probably wasn’t so good.

While I was taking off my shirt I plagued to the meme gods and said in my mind “Thank you, you magnificent bastard.” said Carson while he was having a gang bang bukake party at the mall and it felt so good while having a duck boner goes through my ass like a scissor blade cutting through paper.

“OW!” said Leafy “Dammit Jameskii why does your dick feel like sandpaper!?”

“That’s not me I’m just jerking off with the quackster.” said Jameskii jerking off with Quackity and all of a sudden he looks right to his legs and sees Carson holding his 2 legs.

“Your ass is gonna have a bad time.” said Carson while he licks it like a damn tootsie pop. Jameskii and Carson were doing the damn Alaskan pipeline on the beach at the mall across from them kids were having sandwiches and fries and they were looking at the 2 dudes going as crazy as Jared Fogle with little kids. “How about you kids would like to see my footlong?” I said, while he was dancing on a light pole like some male stripper and Jameskii was busy rubbing his ass on a Starbucks window. And then everything else turned black.

End Of Chapter 4: Duck Huntai

The Final Chapter/Chapter 5: The Mistake

Carson’s Perspective

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed while my bed and I notice something as I walked into the kitchen there was 3 eggs on the table with a bent leg so I decided it was breakfast time as I get the Panama cracked the eggs opened and started cooking them. “Morning Carson” said Quackity. “Morning.” I said while I was cooking eggs. “I’m making eggs Quackity! Want some?” I said. He stopped and his face was the face of someone telling him that he’s adopted. “Wait, we had sex right?” “Yes.” I replied. “And Jameskii and leafy went to jail for hitting a 69 year old man?” “Yes.” I replied. “And there’s eggs right?” We’re are you going at Quackity?” I said. “Carson YOU ARE THE FATHER!! Those are our children your cooking!!” said Quackity. Quackity tried to save the eggs but It was to late Quackity was breaking down like his fucking arm was cut off. “Quackity, you realize your a man right?” I said. Then Quackity suddenly stopped and then started laughing like a nut job. I guess that how this stupid bromance started. I hope you enjoyed this piece of shit that these dumbasses even had the time to make…..fucking retards.

Don’t be stupid! Be a smarty! Come and join the Nazi Party! Now recruiting: nonces!

(!!WARNING: OFFENSIVE!!)

A QuackityHQ x CallMeCarson Crossover Fanfic Spectacular

(Quackity Shags CallMeCarson)

“I’m not always called Quackity, I’m not always a duck,

But whenever I see Carson, I’m always willing to fuck.”

Credits: Founders: LinedStorm2: (the one faggot who came up with this fucking idea) subscribe to pewdiepie T-GAY Shetookthekidsagain: (the other faggot who encouraged it) add me on Ig: @homosexual.volcano Writer: Ruhmeel/RuhRuh/The RUH (the dood who recorded and wrote most of it) Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ruhruh Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/the.moist.ov… Twitter: https://twitter.com/BabyShaqAtk?lang=en Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ruh_meel/?h… Narrator/Artist: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Peachie: (the other one had a yoda impression) shetookthekidsagain Editors: dixxiokat/kat/katana/kataeris: (the shagger who fixed the other faggot’s fuckin mistakes) Shiyen: (Hit the chug jug hit the chug jug uh) Music Composer: Lucky: (the faggot who plays the xylophone in the background) (also the best fucking musician ever) Peons: Lunar: (the faggot who didnt do jack shit) Ayobi: (the faggot who killed our fuckin ears) random train: (the other faggot who didnt do shit) Sans: Sans Megalovania Undertale!!

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I hate these fuckin dipshits (jk yall are the best❤️ no homo🖕) (CONTINUED ⤵️)

Chapter 3: Dinnertime

Carson's Perspective

It had been 4 days after I messaged that duck. I'm currently visiting my parents to celebrate my dad's 69th birthday. There were many familiar guests that had been invited, and it was a fun time! I was just waiting for what my mom cooked up for dinner! She's such a great cook.

“Dinnertime! Guess what I maaade?” mom exclaimed from the kitchen.

“Is it a divorce? It better be a better meal than last time, you wench!” dad retorted.

“Now now dear, you'll be getting some good good later tonight.”

“Who allowed you to get out of the kitchen, and who said you're allowed to make opinions?”

“That's riiight! I made Roast duck!” mom announced.

"R-Roast duck? B-but I just became friends with a duck the other day!" I thought to myself. I looked at the duck, it was a different duck thankfully, but whenever I see it, I'm reminded of; HIM.

That, large duck. That, funny, energetic, sexy, beautiful duck.

I started feeling a weird sensation going through my body. I haven't felt this way before, but for some reason I enjoy it. My stomach gets butterflies when I think of him and tingles course down my spine. I don't know, I just met him the other day. But, I think this duck is the most amazing thing in the world!

I couldn't control myself.

I stared at that roast duck, and pulled down my pants in front of my parents and our guests.

I felt so amazing, so ALIVE!

I felt absolutely no ounce of shame for exposing myself in front of them.

I stared at the area where the head used to be, and noticed a small opening.

I KNEW from the moment I saw the opening, I KNEW what I had to do.

I slowly pierced the opening with my tiny friend, mister wee wee that lived in my rick and morty boxers. Mister wee wee has been my friend since I was little. He didn't grow very much and he always spit out this yellow stuff for me whenever I drink too much water or something.

I felt like this is a way to repay him.

Giving… No; FEEDING him the insides of the duck.

I shoved mr wee wee inside the duck.

But I didn't want to suffocate him, so I took him out.

Then put it back again, then out, in, out, in, out constantly.

“CARSON! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!” mom shrieked in disgust.

“Aw shut the fuck up cockgobbler. Go get me some sandwiches you worthless bitch.” dad grunted, while smoking his sixth bong.

I never felt so alive! THIS WAS AMAZING!

I started doing it faster,

and faster,

and faster,

and faster.

I didn't want to stop; I couldn’t stop!

I never wanted this to end!~

I was running out of breath, but I knew I was about to get tired and stop feeding mr wee wee eventually…

I knew what came next.

I let mr wee wee out and climaxed, glazing the duck with frosting.

Mister wee wee must have eaten too much, maybe that's why it regurgitated out all that white frosting. Maybe he was trying to repay me for that meal he had!

I accepted his gift.

I then ate the duck, with it's delicious white frosting. I smiled in front of my disappointed parents and disgusted guests; my food and frosting frothing from my mouth, with the knowledge that I shagged a Roast Duck.

“Son, you’re adopted.” dad sighed.

I ignored everything around me, and just continued eating that warm, soft, moist, juicy and plump duck.

It was indeed, dinnertime.

End of Chapter 3: Dinnertime

Chapter 4: Duck Huntai

Quackity's Perspective

The day has finally come, it was time for me to introduce Carson to my friends; Jameskii, LeafyIsQueer, Hooverr, Wild Spartanz, and more.

I’m super excited about this, this is amazing!

My favorite people in the world are going to meet for the first time!

One day in the communist society of Soviet Gandhi I gathered all of my friends to a sandwich restaurant called “belly of the bro” and sat down “so what are doing here anyway Quackity?” said Jameskii petting his flamingo. “If we’re here to have a sandwich with a cropped hentai face next to me, I’m down.” said LeafyIsQueer. “Or is this some sort of dinosaur costume raid in real life?” said Hooverr, while twirling his bendy straw around his hand like it’s a piece of string. “No no no guys! We’re here to meet a friend I met while I was at the rice fields some time ago.” Let me guess it’s the Chinese take out guy I saw when I said ‘I love you’ to him?” said Jameskii while petting his flamingo and watching VR chat videos. All we are doing is waiting and waiting and waiting for CallMeCarson.

8==============================================D

The day has finally come, it was time for me to introduce Carson to my friends; Jameskii, LeafyIsQueer, Hooverr, Wild Spartanz, and more.

I’m super excited about this, this is amazing!

My favorite people in the world are going to meet for the first time!

We met at the mall, the Thottington Mallington Mall.

I told Carson to meet us at GameStop near the door Drake was suppose to cut out with the power saw, where he said that he was gonna.

My friends were already here, sitting furiously.

I heard a yell coming from the other side of the mall, “Heeeeeey~” shouted Carson, with the buttered toast in his mouth hanging while running.

“Oh! Carson-kun!~” I exclaimed loudly, “Come and meet my friends!”

I introduced my faggots to biggy faggot supreme here.

“So where did you get your flamingo from?” said CallMeCarson.

“From the zoo and killed 50 zookeepers while taking him.” Jameskii replied. There was a huge silent period that lasted for a whole 3 minutes. “.....So, how long?” asked Jameskii.

“How long what?” we asked.

“How long did you like undertale?” said Jameskii, with a grin like the grinch would make.

Carson responded, “Well uh-”

“YOU THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS? I MEANT YOUR DICK! YOUR TINY FUCKING DICK YOU RETARD!” bellowed Jameskii furiously.

“Yeah!” the rest of my friends exclaimed.

“Fuck it,” said Carson, as he whipped out the little fella. He whipped it out like it was whip cream it was mostly covered in pubic hair.

“Alright, open wide!” exclaimed the Carson.

“YEEEAAAAAAH!” we all shouted, as we saw Mr Wee Wee exposed first the first time with our own eyes.

“Mommy, what are those guys doing?” asked the small child as he sat in the stroller.

“Oh, don’t pay attention to that sweety, those are just wild lads who probably party really hard at super bowl 69.”

The mom then exclaimed, “Oh and by the way, I made a new flavor called Abortion with extra gasoline in your ice cream today!”

“Oh boy that will really “fuel” me up!!” said the boy.

Jameskii then grabs Leafy by the shirt and looks at him. “You know Leafy... I been wondering... Why does your hair smell so damn good?” said Jameskii.

“Wh-what do you mean!?” muttered Leafy while blushing. (TO BE CONT.)

(!!WARNING: OFFENSIVE!!)

A QuackityHQ x CallMeCarson Crossover Fanfic Spectacular

(Quackity Shags CallMeCarson)

“I’m not always called Quackity, I’m not always a duck,

But whenever I see Carson, I’m always willing to fuck.”

Credits: Founders: LinedStorm2: (the one faggot who came up with this fucking idea) subscribe to pewdiepie T-GAY Shetookthekidsagain: (the other faggot who encouraged it) add me on Ig: @homosexual.volcano Writer: Ruhmeel/RuhRuh/The RUH (the dood who recorded and wrote most of it) Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ruhruh Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/the.moist.ov… Twitter: https://twitter.com/BabyShaqAtk?lang=en Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ruh_meel/?h… Narrator/Artist: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Peachie: (the other one had a yoda impression) shetookthekidsagain Editors: dixxiokat/kat/katana/kataeris: (the shagger who fixed the other faggot’s fuckin mistakes) Shiyen: (Hit the chug jug hit the chug jug uh) Music Composer: Lucky: (the faggot who plays the xylophone in the background) (also the best fucking musician ever) Peons: Lunar: (the faggot who didnt do jack shit) Ayobi: (the faggot who killed our fuckin ears) random train: (the other faggot who didnt do shit) Sans: Sans Megalovania Undertale!!

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