#quaaacky

[biaswreckingfics]

To quote our lord and savior,

HI, HELLO

I thought I’d go on main to gush and overshare!

I know you’ve had a tough year but I’m so proud of you for getting through it !!even when it felt never ending (though tbh I feel like the universe was just being cruel with adding three weeks sick at the end of the year) you continued to persevere!

I wish you all the best, warm hugs, and only happiness for the new year

Now for the 180 turn! LOOK! AT! THIS! TRUCK! I! SAW!

As soon as I read it I went “same”

And like some would see bimbo as an insult, but really doesn’t everyone have something they go bimbo over? Being a little bimbo never hurt anyone. Who doesn’t like to shut the brain off and simply enjoy something.

Speaking of no brain.

My stinky boy had a good play at the park.

Meanwhile, at home, I can’t get this girly off of me. She must love the post surgery smell. In fact she’s on my stomach right now. Like a perfect sphinx. (She totally does deserve to be worshiped by the Egyptians)

Also everyone should buy a pregnancy pillow. It makes sleeping on your side so much easier.

Anywaysssssss *lots of hand hearts and smooches because you’re the best girlie* remember! You a hot girl doing hot girl shit and this year will not defeat you.

To quote our lord and savior lmao I love that!!

I'm so thoroughly happy that 2023 is over with. I'm looking for a fresh start in 2024, and I hope this will be the best year I've had yet. I'm crossing all of my fingers at this point and taking a deep breath. I hope you have a great year also!! This past year sucked for so many.

Aren't people taking back the word bimbo and trying to turn it into a positive thing?? That's what I've heard, at least lol

DOGGO AND KITTY? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE SUCH A BLESSING?? YOUR BABIES ARE SO CUTE!!

Honestly, though, the Egyptians were onto something when it came to worshipping cats. I worship the shit out of my furbaby. She deserves it for just existing!!

That just reminded me of that moment on Teen Wolf when Scott was like "I'm the hot girl?" and Stiles was like "Yes, you are" lmao

[an-annyeoing-writer]

I’ve been so removed from most Kpop news that you SIMPING over vampire Baekhyun (which is completely understandable) and the music video is how I found out he was out of the military…..

it took me a few days to catch on though. …not until I finally watched the music video last night and halfway through realized he has been discharged.

OH LMAO WELCOME BACK TO THE REAL WORLD

Honestly though, I knew he's out and he's starting his own company but I also had no idea about what's going on until my friend sent me teaser pictures that set me on FIRE. So I'm gonna be catching up on the whole EXO stuff from now on, I hope ❤️

[seokmins]

If you see me spam liking, no you don’t. Look the other way as I fall even more for DK because I am not the strongest soldier and have no plans trying to stand up for myself.

DK is all that’s on the mind.

Listen, I am giggling fr I will look the other way out of respect but I would never judge anyone it's like my fav thing whenever I clearly see ppl going through the tags bc if that ain't me as well 🤝🏼 esp if it's Dokyeom!!

[noonaishere]

Jaehyun and Y/N’s conversation was so embarrassing for them

“We can finally get our friends together”

“tell me about it”

I mean...... let us look at the story thus far, shall we?

We have Two Idiots who are basically this post:

Because - inside - they’re actually very much this way towards each other:

But because one of them has flown halfway across the world to try and make something of herself for reasons that still have yet to be revealed, she has absolutely no intention of Fucking Around (nor, Finding Out).

So she’s basically like this:

Feelings are dumb. Feelings are bad. So she doesn’t bother with feelings because no one really needs, them, right?

..........mmmmmmmThough, she does sometimes have moments where she’s lying in bed at night thinking about one of her best friends and how much she likes him but doesn’t want to fuck their friendship up or even worse, her future because everything is riding on this one moment that she’s thrown everything she has into, and next thing she’s fighting back tears like...

Y/n at 3am on a Tuesday, yearning for connection with a very particular human (colorized):

She still can’t admit it, the poor emotionally stunted bastard.

(You’d think an artist would be better at this, honestly.)

Which has led the other of our Two Idiots to be like:

(You’d think a dancer would be better at this, honestly.)

Because, although he really, really likes the first of our Two Idiots, he doesn’t want to be shitty towards her at all and chase her away, so he’s fine with being single and pining after her like a moron (because he’s maybe deluded himself into thinking that they can both just be single and friends forever).

So because each of them is under the impression that the other is completely disinterested in dating in general, they’re both walking around like this:

Which is to say: ignoring all of their feelings like Two Idiots.

So they’re actually like this:

While at least Johnny, Anna, and Taeyong (so far) have picked up on this. But because the only person who was really worth talking shit about was Luna, they’re all keeping themselves to themselves re: discussing it in the open. (They’re all, also, very busy with classes and shit.)

So the three of them are like:

I mean, aside from that one time Anna asked Jaehyun out, but who knows? She might have been partially doing it to do the classic fanfiction move of Trying To Get The Main Character To Do Literally Anything By Making Them Jealous Enough. Which... I mean, this is Anna. She’s no fool.

And y/n did get jealous! But she is a fool, so she:

At least on the outside.

Now these Two Idiots are trying to get their friends - Two Other Idiots - to get together, something that normally happens to the main characters.

And really, that’s the whole problem. These Two Idiots don’t know they’re the main characters. But when they finally fucking realize it???:

Something, something, somethinggggg, the smooches.

And we will feel such vindiCATION, when it does happen:

(Me. Jubilant. Drunk and wearing an amazing pair of boots once the whole thing is over and done, knowing it was good. Sorry for playing with all your emotions. You’re welcome.)

[luvdsc]

Based off of Mark’s IG story, his spidey-senses were tingling that people within the fandom were not being so loving. So anon, just know, you are being a disappointment. Fix yourself.

SNSJDNDNDM yes, you’re right, honey bee, we better not disappoint mark 🤧

[seokjinsdisciple]

Your profile name: seokjin

Your pfp: Jimin

You: having hard hours over Yuta (completely understandable)

Me: I’m no mathematician but stuff ain’t adding up 

LISTEN

i am in a constant state of confusion over my biases all the TIME

jimin is my ult tho so that ain’t changing

but yuta isn’t technically in my bias list which now that i’m admitting it seems wrong on every level

perhaps i need to reasses

[sehunnies-hunnie96]

@biaswreckingfics @noempathyy @quaaacky .. hey friends. Sorry I've been MIA but my mom recently had a really bad accident and I've been running back and forth to the hospital? While also having to handle home so I havent had much time to do any of my hobbies which includes tumblr. Just wanted to update you guys and let you know that im alive and well. And I'll be back as soon as all of this is settled 🙂

[twisted-tales-of-all]

11 & 12 with baekhyun. Please hurt me.

And @biaswreckingfics

And @quaaacky

Gladly. I won't kill him off this time, so don't worry Britt 😇

---

You and Baekhyun had been secretly dating for almost a year. Up until recently, even SM didn't know of the relationship, so you both poured your heart into it carelessly. When a manager from the company called for you earlier in the week, you assumed your boyfriend requested they allow the relationship to go public, since it's been a recent topic of conversation between the two of you. So, you headed to the company with a weary but hopeful lump in your stomach. However, the moment you walked into the room only to find the manager rather than both him and Baekhyun, your heart sank.

"No matter the cost, we will help you settle somewhere, but we cannot have you distracting Byun Baekhyun anymore. You are not allowed to continue seeing him. You need to pack your things to leave Seoul at the end of the week. We'll even send monthly payments, but you cannot contact him after you leave."

There wasn't even an option. No choice between money or love. Instead, they were simply forcing you to leave and paying you to keep quiet and hidden. So, with a heavy heart and quite a few tears, you packed your things and waited for the car, ignoring the numerous calls from your soon-to-be ex-boyfriend.

When a car pulled up to your house, you instantly stood. When Baekhyun got out rather than the driver you expected, you didn't know what to do, so you froze.

"What's going on? Why is everything packed? Where are you going?"

"I'm leaving, Baekhyun. I'm sorry." You choke back tears as you continue, "I can't keep doing this. Let's break up."

"What?! Why? What did I do? Was I not good enough? Y/N, tell me something!" He grabs your shoulders, hurt and confused, "Did you never even love me?"

You finally make eye contact out of pain from his comment, noticing the tears stream down his cheeks, "I loved you. I lived for you, breathed for you! I loved you more than life itself! So don't you ever say I didn't love you! I always have and still do!"

"Then why?! Why are you leaving me?!"

At that moment, the driver arrives, saving you from breaking down in front of him. You pull away to load your things. Baekhyun recognizes the driver and thinks he understands the situation now, and his voice drops from screaming to a near-whisper.

"Wait... Did they find out? So you had to choose between me or money, right? I thought our love was great. Why wasn't I good enough? Why couldn't we figure it out?"

You hear his voice breaking behind you, but you know that you can't tell him the truth because of the terms his manager gave you, so you don't dare turn around to face him.

As you finish loading your bags, you apologize one last time before getting into the car. You watch him in the mirror as you drive off, seeing him fall to his knees just before the car turns a corner. The moment he leaves your vision, you bawl your eyes out for the remainder of the drive, knowing you'll never meet your lover again.

[symphonyofmars]

I hate having to make public posts like this, but:

@quaaacky, @dianadaughterofhippolyta, @cant-fight-kyrumption

I got shadowbanned on this account (no messages), so you can messaged me at @noonaishere for the time being.

[biaswreckingfics]

Sometimes you just need to be MIA. And sometimes you go from seasonal depression to just the big D. Which isn’t the big D we may want, but beggars can’t be choosers, and my manifestation skills are not good. My mojo is no bueno.

Listen. It’s not talking shit if it’s the truth. It’s just straight stating the facts.

Lol the dip was Cowboy Caviar. Very simple to make. Always a hit. The only way I’ll eat beans too. Won’t touch beans any other way.

Lol I’m legit going to be adding it to my resume. I’ve even called the IT department for help and he (because of course it’s a he) said they don’t do that. So I freaking figured out how to do it myself and helped others do it too. Like f IT.

Did you listen to the new EXO comeback? I really liked one of the songs. Completely fits my summer vibe at the moment.

Do I truly have my life together? Who knows. But on Sundays? I can definitely pretend. The baklava people have started to give me deals. Like bathe me in baklava please.

I hope you have a safe holiday! Enjoy some yummy cookout and pretty lights!

I’m currently at the beach. Beautiful weather. BUT OMG last night! I was at the beach and found bioluminescent phytoplankton!!! I had no clue this beach had them and I’ve been coming here since I was like 2! I will def try to get a picture!

Bout to go down a hot lobster role.

<3

P.S. I also got dark chocolate Cherry cordials (idk how to spell it). So delish. Bathe me in that too.

I 100% needed to go MIA. I still need to go MIA tbh lol. I just felt really bad about not responding to anyone on here 😭😭 I probably do have the big D (not the one I want though, unfortunately). This year has been pretty fucking rough. Easily one of the suckiest I've had, and idk if I'm depressed or if this is just life.

I love your gifs/memes in asks. I forgot how much they bring me joy 🥺🥺. I can't manifest to save my life, either, so don't feel too bad ❤️❤️

I'm gonna have to Google cowboy caviar now, so I can remember what it looked like lol. Also, OF COURSE ITS A HE 🙄🙄. You better add that shit to your resume lol. That's a qualified skill baby 👏👏

What EXO song fit your summer vibe? I'm so embarrassed that I can only name like 3 songs from that album. I should lose my exol status for this.

That's so cool you were able to see those bioluminescent plankton thingys!! I've seen pictures of them and they look so freaking cool 😍😍😍 I love that for you

[baekhyuneees]

👅

God I am not your strongest soldier 😫 such a fine young man and was that tongue really necessary??? I can not do this Quaaacky you do not understand 🙈🙈

[noonaishere]

List your top 10 biases and answer the following questions:

Tagged by @quaaacky 🥰🥰�� (Like quaaacky, #1 is my number one, everyone else is just as I think of them)

1. San (Ateez)

2. Jaehyun (NCT 127)

3. Kun (WayV)

4. Lola (Pixy)

5. Swan (Craxy)

6. Junji (OnlyOneOf)

7. Hanse (Victon)

8. Bangchan (Stray Kids)

9. Jaemin (NCT Dream)

10. Dawn (Soloist)

Q1: Between 1 and 4 who would you rather kiss?

Me and the mountain man sittin’ in a tree...

Q2: Between 2 and 7 who would be your best friend?

Honestly... I feel like Hanse and I might get along well? At least we could talk about fashion.

Q3: Between 5 and 10 who has a better voice?

Mmmmmm, I think Swan’s voice is more powerful. Junji has a softer voice. I’m going to go with Swan on this one.

Q4: Between 1 and 8 who is the funniest?

I’m sorry Chan, but San has exactly my kind of humor. (If we met someone would accuse me of laughing at everything he says to flirt but, no, I’d be laughing because everything he says is funny.)

Q5: Between 6 and 9 who would you date?

Neither, honestly. But I like to hang out with those two weirdos and have some strange conversation.

Q6: Between 9 and 10 who would you do a collaboration with?

Dawn, probably.

Q7: Between 4 and 8 who is the better dancer?

Stray Kids has more powerful dancing (like a lot of boy groups do), but I think they’re both good at it.

Q8: Between 3 and 5 who would you most likely marry?

Kun. Man can drive a car, fly a plane, has a skydiving license, someone said he can drive a train and I wouldn’t put it past him. I’ll never hurt for transportation.

Q9: Between 1 and 7 who would you nurse when they're sick?

San. He’s probably little baby when he’s sick, so I’ll baby him. (And then he can baby me back after he gets me sick 🙄)

Q10: Between 2 and 3 who has a better smile?

OOF, I can’t pick. I’m a sucker for dimples (LIKE JUST LOOK AT ALL THESE DIMPLE HAVING MFS ON THIS LIST. MY BRAIN IS A DIMP-SEEKING MISSILE, IDK WHAT’S WRONG WITH IT)

Q11: Between 6 and 8 who would you vacation with?

Junji would be funny, Bangchan would probably be organized. Mmm.. Bangchan.

Tagging: @tiansheart, @moonbinnie0983, @leagreenly,  @honeyhotteoks​ , @ositoblancito, @goldenchunkycat, @death2normalcy

[biaswreckingfics]

@quaaacky do you see???

SOOBIN ♡ ‘GOOD BOY GONE BAD’ FACECAM ♡ 220520

[seokjinsdisciple]

How yaaa doooin

i’m doing!!! how are you bubs???

i hope you are well! 💖

[sehunnies-hunnie96]

https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdSHDB9G/

I'm in ( S)pain

@biaswreckingfics @quaaacky @noempathyy

How do we feel about Sf9??

[symphonyofmars]

Here is my out-of-context tot meme to go with your potato reblog.

@quaaacky It was so out of context that I forgot that I had queued that, and only remembered because I saw it yesterday and almost reblogged myself.

(Because potatoes are that great.)