#qsmp theoryposting

[mysecretdsmpblog]

maybe... and hear me out... maybe they aren't on quesadilla island.

[realmsmp]

its a sleepover for the adults too...

[mysecretdsmpblog]

thinking about the illusion of choice. thinking about a train that starts and ends on an island. you think you're arriving, you think you're leaving. you aren't going anywhere

[mysecretdsmpblog]

It all comes back to corruption.

We assumed initially that the Federation was keeping them trapped, keeping something in. Something like a sleeping dragon or the Islanders or the Eggs.

But look at the Black Concrete, the corrupted code and its eggs. Look at memories being wiped and erased and look at the duplicates.

Look at Cucurevil. Look at the vague, bad thing the Eggs are running from.

What if the Federation's obsession with perfection is meant to counter the corruption. And what if the Federation isn't so much as keeping them in as it is keeping something out.

Something that's making its way in.

[mysecretdsmpblog]

they are not on quesadilla island i am so fucking right about this

[mysecretdsmpblog]

throwing theories at the wall to see what sticks. btw

[mysecretdsmpblog]

theory that evil cucurucho is from the 'alternate universe' that the eggs are currently in. something something black concrete something something code something something

alternate federation?

[realmsmp]

Not enough Phil designs give him a crow tail

How is he supposed to steer and break with no tail … how do you expect him to control his lift and drag …….. with a bare ass……. Give that mf his tail !!!!

[realmsmp]

FitMC exploded Foolish with his brain

[realmsmp]

I hope you enjoy the island

[realmsmp]

Complied some cucurucho theories about how they react to the binary monster

Theory 1: he is scared of them and doesn’t want to talk about it

Theory 2: he is 10 years old and follows stranger danger religiously

Theory 3: he just learned what classified meant and is trying to use it as much as possible

Theory 4: thinks they are all fucking insane

Theory 5: he is a circus bear

Theory 6: he is all the eggs in a sheet trying to play the worlds worst prank

Theory 7: the binary monster is his edgy alter ego that only comes out when it’s midnight

Theory 8: the dragon is cucurucho’s mommy and he just wants his mommy back

Theory 9: government plug

Theory 10: every night they wipe his memory to keep ensuring him the island is just as same as it was before they arrived

Theory 10a: who the fuck are all of you why is there an egg wtf

Theory 11: he can’t see them

Theory 12: he had a nightmare

Theory 13: every time someone tries to talk to them about it he sticks his fingers in his bear ears and goes alalalalalala I can’t hear you

Theory 14: he has not had a snickers bar in a while

[realmsmp]

ive got the worlds most insane fucked up qsmp post just sitting in my drafts right now . an entire list of the eggs and if they had horses what they would look like based off of an entirely seperate minecraft mod. would you all still love me if i was Not Normal about Horses

TLDR: i have a list of horses for the eggs and i can and will release it at any moment

[mysecretdsmpblog]

Okay, look, this was a crack theory at first but-

LOOK AT THIS

I know the first picture is terrible quality, but listen to me. There is a MAJOR difference between the two tickets.

The first ticket says it's destination is Quesadilla Island, and "Welcome to the QSMP."

The second ticket says "Welcome to Quesadilla Island" and doesn't have a listed destination.

They aren't on Quesadilla Island.

maybe... and hear me out... maybe they aren't on quesadilla island.

[mysecretdsmpblog]

listen some of you don't understand my genuis but i'm right about this i prommie

they are not on quesadilla island i am so fucking right about this