#qsmp golden geese

[foolbohalo]

Family

And hopefully family

[phatcatphergus]

Tubbos new team calling him coach is everything to me

[vergedotnet]

GOOSE GANG FOR LIFE 😭

[piecanl]

this guy got hit byyyyy shotgunnnnnn

[sweetie-peaches]

I’d like to think Tubbo smuggled his team onto the ship under his wings <- Copium

He’s lost everything, please just let him have his goslings. He doesn’t care what he looses, chop off his fucking wings, whatever, he just needs to make sure they’re safe, he needs his baker, his fighter, his fucking kids.

They didn’t even get to meet sunny.

He doesn’t know what’ll happen to them, as he sits on the ship he doesn’t know what will happen to himself. But in all honestly he doesn’t care, all he wants to know is that his goslings will be okay. He can’t stand to loose more family.

Sunny needs to see her siblings, they need to be home and safe where Tubbo can fucking take care of them. He needs to go to bed knowing that they’re going to be okay, that everything is going to be okay.

But he’s on the boat, and his hands are cuffed and bloody from fighting the workers even when he had no weapons left, his mouth is muzzled because of his biting and screaming at the workers.

And his goslings are gone.

(And, maybe in another life he’ll build a big house for all of them, and they’ll all get their own room. And would all sleep together anyway, they would all be Sunny’s big siblings

Maybe in another life the fates would let Tubbo finally, finally be happy.)

[itsnotmyfault07]

OH!OH! I'm catching up on the qsmp lore anyway, I got busy and now vods have piled high. I am currently watching the second purg with golden goose and expect more brainrot about the geese-

[sweetie-peaches]

Back again with the goose apocalypse purgatory au

Tubbo shows his team pictures of Sunny like the proud father he is. He tells them that he’d take them to meet her (and the if they survive remains silent)

Sometimes Tubbo will default to the ‘talking to my young child’ voice with his team, and it works way better then it should.

He is also great at getting answers out of people, scarily good at it even.

They somehow always manage to end up asleep piled together, with Tubbo having to as carefully as possible carrying them to bed. There’s a lot of pictures of this

Tubbo has a weird connection with nature and animals. Hell he probably nursed a goose back to health

But all things must come to an end: on a mission with his geese, they’re left behind in a battlefield, a team that’s primary mission is rescues. Knowing that they don’t have much shot to survive they spend the night around a camp fire, celebrating their time together

And as the sky lights up with missles raining down on them he tells his team how proud he is, how in any life he’d be their captain.

And they say goodbye screaming goose into the air

[sweetie-peaches]

Rest in peace Goode team o7 you held on for so long and did so so good. Fly high gang o7 you will be missed o7 o7 o7 o7

[sweetie-peaches]

Team golden geese if you even care

[sweetie-peaches]

Golden geese rn

[piecanl]

(//cigars)

Headcanon that during Purg 2 all the geese get high as SHIT

Tiba had some giant fuck off cigars on him when he got taken and he distributed them to the team when he saw the tension got too much

However that resulted in the whole team getting somewhat dependent

(the whole reason behind this hc is Rory giving me the idea that the geese are cowboys)

[sweetie-peaches]

I love geese yall, especially my silly little golden geese