#qsmp!foolhalo

[mangofanarts]

[royalarchivist]

Foolish: Somehow it does always end up with you. And I'm sick of it.

Bad: I know, what's up with that?

Foolish: Yeah, maybe... Hopefully in the next universe it's not that way.

Bad: That's what I'm hoping. Whoever's organizing these universes needs to be more careful.

Foolish: They need to stop because I'm getting sick of this BS.

Bad: Yeah, this is ridiculous. I mean, literally my first house is right over there. What's up with that?

Foolish: Yeah I don't know, I'm hoping– I'm hoping like, third time's the charm, or something.

Bad: Third time?

Foolish: I dunno. Whatever time charm it is, I lost track.

Bad: And Land duo, what kind of name is that?

Foolish: Just a garbage ass name, I don't understand.

Bad: Might as well be dirt duo, like, come on!

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Foolish: Dirt duo... No, I don't– there's just so many other duos.

Bad: How do you say... dirt.

Foolish: Maybe it could have been like, haloish, and fool–

Bad: Haloish?

Foolish: BFool- Foolish–

Bad: Falo?

Foolish: Falo? I dunno.

Bad: [Less emphasis on the 'a'] Falo?

Foolish: I dunno– maybe it's just one of those just- just "Foolish and Bad." Or maybe like–

Bad: Why can't it be "Bad and Foolish"?

Foolish: Well, I don't know, I just feel like the movie name will be a lot cooler if it's like, Foolish and Bad.

Bad: I feel like we should go in alphabetical order, though.

Foolish: Uhh, no, I don't think so.

Bad: So it'd be Bad and Foolish.

Foolish: No no, Bad and Foolish doesn't really sound very good.

Bad: Bad Fool Halo kind of works.

Foolish: Mmmm... I guess we could be like, Badish? But...

Bad: Badish?

Foolish: Badish.

Bad: Sounds like a Pokemon.

Foolish: "Badish," oh it does kinda sound like a Badish, doesn't it Let's see... Is there anything left that I really wanna...

Bad: Well, we could always be "Dragon duo" since we each own half of the Dragon.

Foolish: No. No we don't. We don't.

Bad: Well– I dunno. It's up for debate.

[hadesmediocreart]

I will find you in every universe (derogatory)

I love foolhalo being soul mates who find eatch other in every lifetime and every time they’re pissed about it

[bigboobyhalo]

Foolish: We need to get Dapper back to you soon, and not just Dapper, but like almost all the eggs back to you soon ‘cause you are… not lookin’ good… like literally it just looks like I’m looking at like a past Badboyhalo, like, you’re– you’re withering away.

Bad: Y’think, Foolish?

Foolish: Yeahhh…

Bad: I mean, sometimes, when people aren’t feeling their best, Foolish, they still wanna hear someone say that they’re pretty, y’know?

Foolish: Ohhh, so—

Bad: Can you– can you say that? Can you just say “Badboyhalo, I still think you’re pretty.”

Foolish: Would it– would it help get your face off the ground?

Bad: It might.

Tina, laughing: What is happening right now…?

Foolish: Would it make Skeppy jealous?

Tina: What the fuck…?

Bad: I mean… [crosstalk] I don’t– I don’t know, but it would– it would make me a little happier.

Tina: [crosstalk] HELLO?? GUYS???

Foolish: What– what, Tina? I’m trying to console this man! What’s wrong with you?

Tina: I just– I just clocked back in– I don’t know– should I be here– [stammers] should I go? Am I supposed to leave??

Bad: Why?

Foolish: No– [breaks into laughter] Bye!

Tina: [stammers] I’ll– I’ll get out of here, [crosstalk] don’t even worry about it, I’ll— [voice quickly fades as she grappling-squoks away]

Bad: [crosstalk] Wait, why– why are you leaving? Why?

Foolish: … Y’know, Bad, under the stars, you, um… even though you’re fading from light, I think, um, there’s still a little sparkle in ya, and, y’know, maybe… maybe you do look pretty.

Bad: Oh… Well thank you, Foolish. I mean… it’s nice to hear once in a while and, y’know, hearing it from someone with as chiseled as a jawline as you have, y’know—

Foolish: Yeah…

Bad: I know it actually…

Foolish: Yeah.

Bad: … means something a lot– aww, thank you, here—

Foolish: Bring it in, bring it in.

Bad: — let me, uh, just type out– there we go, there we go…

Foolish, speaking softly: To be clear, I’m only doing this because of this unfortunate– unfortunate circumstances, and under any– almost any other circumstances, I would have not complied– in fact, I would have maybe called you an ugly piece of shit, but I’ll give you this one.

Bad: No– no, I know, Foolish, and honestly, that– that makes it even more significant.

Foolish: Yeah. Yeah, so, I’m just gonna sit back in my chair now.

Bad: Okay, go ahead…

what may very well be the sweetest moment between q!foolish and q!BBH that we’ve seen so far…

[pppuri]

landduo as boomer comics

[daddyboyhalo]

bad: okay, let me put it this way. if someone broke into your house and was literally going through your closet and putting on your louis vuitton or something like that. and you’re just sitting there like watching, you don’t say anything, you don’t call the police—you just watch as he’s trying on, like, your socks,

pomme: now imagine foolish comes into your house while u sleep and steal everything, what do you do

bad: one, my foolish detector would go off and i would wake up and immediately sit up in my bed, make eye contact with him, and then charge him.

pomme: you have a foolish detector?

bad: yes. it’s built into my brain, pomme. whenever foolish comes within 3 miles of me, i know. i just know. i can just tell.

pomme: 0_o

[qsmpcryptid]

Foolish: "So you don't remember being on the island?"

Bad: "nope!"

Foolish: "but you remember me?"

Bad: "yeah! I could never forget you"

Foolish: "ah, motherfucker."

[cellgatinbo]

prison has singlehandedly accelerated like every single relationship on the server in like a day and a half

[fulizz36]

Short haha

[greensun]

literally cannot stop thinking about this clip from gumi. why did she say that. anyway here's my take on it.

[kadextra]

some things don’t change <3

[mangofanarts]

[ultra-raging-ghost]

this came to me in a vision

[sleepiestduuuude]

I promised that I had more 🙌🙌

These are the digital doodles I did >:))

They’re so cute I need them to break each other’s noses 🥰🥰🥰

[bigboobyhalo]

CLIP OR I DONT BELIEVE IT HAPPENED?????

sorry this clip is so long, but every second of it is absolutely integral to just how absolutely insane this bit was. like HOW did foolish actually get badboyhalo to do this

( for context: q!bad is roleplaying as q!vegetta so that q!foolish can practice breaking the news of leonarda losing a life to him )

[pppuri]

bleh (´；ω；`)