#qpp lamp

[lucid-daydreaming-art]

intro post whoopee!!!

hi guys im lucid :D you can also call me daylin i don’t really care but i may be like woah how do you know my name (i will forget about making this post 2 seconds after posting it) also I AM AN ADULT im 22 and i do not use pronouns just use my name pleaseeeeeee if you have a disability that makes words hard to process i understand if that’s difficult you can just use they/them instead

first off just getting this out there if youre proship, zoo, pedo, incest supporter, endo system supporter, any kind of discriminatory against protected minority groups, and anti-otherkin, shoo. dont want you here youre not welcome. bye bye my content isnt for you.

immmmm an infp-t 4w5 sanguine-melancholic existential-intrapersonal-visual learner seer of heart prospit dreamer true neutral rogue shifter airbender and dragon type trainer for all you personality label freaks

i like to DRAW!!!!! this is an art blog!!!! i will only post art here, all of my reblogs will be on @trickstergemini save for the posts my close friends make that i want to support here. sometimes i will post just text but thats only if i really need to let you guys known something or im answering a question

my commissions are OPEN!!!!!!!! dm me for commission info im too lazy and busy to make a sheet

if my requests are closed that means theyre closed dont ask me to draw shit please and thank you

im AUTISTIC i am on that mf spectrum been diagnosed since i was three. for me this means im not naturally fluent in social norms or what’s expected from an interaction or how to read others very well. i also have heavy special interests and find it really hard to turn the conversation away from something im fixating on or specially interested in. i also have extremeeeee sensory issues and a hard time being completely flexible when im comfortable in a routine so just be patient with me man adjustments are hard for me. my empathy is also extremely low and im a really really high masking person so if i come off as well versed or allistic just know that i either took a million years to format the right way to say things or i am entirely going off a predetermined script and will fumble if caught off guard. other important stuff ive got adhd bpd cptsd and major depressive disorder which all those combined makes me really flaky when it comes to responding or follow through. i may not reply to you for like 500 years or maybe i will be gods speediest most motivated soldier. just don’t expect me to be a readily available fully capable robot ok?? ok.

i am one half of @ask-kas-n-lamp the other half is some guy i don’t know he just hacked himself into the account and now i have to deal with him. the blog is no longer running though i apologize. we got burnt out from the shitty fans

in all seriousness mod dum, aka @unoriginal-and-dumb or unodum or unoriginal or whatever u know him by, thats my qpp thats my platonic soulmate my bestest friend my number one crate my brain cyst the doctor has to surgically remove from me my parasocial relationship my stalker my servant i keep locked up in my basement and i feed him cement and staples for every meal and for dessert maybe he gets rust shavings. he will be featured in my art like a lot or in my comments and reblogs and i will also be present in his stuff sometimes. if have drawn kasper it is his design, that design is not made by me its made by him sooo you should check him out and support him if you like that style or how about instead we get a mass unfollowing going there and you all come to my page and i exclusively will draw his design of kasper and get all the credit lets do that instead

uuueeehhhmmm my special interests are pokemon, homestuck, geography, taxonomy, my ocs, and personality psychology. i guess i also am specially interested in dragons because i like and think about them more than all of the above and have to incorporate them into everything but its less of an ill infodump to you interest and more of an i want to be surrounded by this thing because it brings me extreme comfort because it feels like me.

i am otherkin im a dragon and i look like this:

i will also represent myself like this if im feeling it:

yes i know i am not actually a physical dragon and im not a spiritual kinner i kin for identity purposes and the fact that i feel some pretty intense crippling species dysphoria idk ive been like this since i was 5 i don’t really have memories of my life where i wasnt experiencing animalistic behaviors and instincts

my favorite music artists are s3rl twenty øne piløts onerepublic imagine dragons of monsters and men thefatrat glass animals ajr queen nine inch nails and muse my favorite medias are httyd movies pokemon homestuck regretevator invader zim our flag means death infinity train gravity falls rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead doctor who my little pony fim dont starve and the mcelroy brothers content

heres some more characters i represent myself as:

ok BYE

[thegoldenduckie]

I dare you to rank all sanders sides ships on a scale of 1-10. At least, as many as you can think up of.

OOO SOUNDS FUN ANON! Ill try to get as many ships as i can (but not that one, you know which one)

Rankings under cut

btw i used fanlore.org to look for all the ships, so idk if each of the ship names are right

AND THIS IS JUST MY SILLY OPINION! IF YOU DISAGREE THATS ALRIGHT THIS IS JUST WHAT I THINK!

Loceit: 8/10 Really good, love it, love the content of it

Moceit: 50/10 MOCEIT IS MY OTP! MY EVERYTHING, MY ABSLOUTE FAVOURITE SHIP

Dukeceit/Demus: 7/10 Its really good! Lovee their dynamic, its a shame we dont see these guys interact in the show much :(

Roceit: 7/10 Love roceit, so many angst and fluffy opportunities, honestly love the angst

Thomceit: 5/10 Honestly im not enthusiastic about sides x Thomas ships, but they can be pretty sweet! This ones really good, i see the appeal

Anxceit: 9/10 AHGG THEM! Sooo good! As platonic, romantic, familiar, and bitter exes! Love it! So many fun amd angsty posibilites!

Logicality: 7.5/10 Its so adorable!! I loveee logicality fanart and fics! I really loved logicality when i first joined watched the show, so it gets an extra .5 for nostagic sake

Intrulogical: 10/10 like DUDE INTRULOGICAL MAKES ME FERAL! Its so silly and adorable and freaky ahsxhjlsxkjkjhsx

Logince: 9/10 aaa its sooo fun! Their chemistry is SO INCREDIBLE

Lomas: 5/10 Again, not big on thomas and side ships, but this ones pretty cute

Analogical: 10/10 YESSS! YES YES YES! I COULD TALK ABOUT THEM FOREVER! THEY MAKE ME SOO HAPPPPYYY!! ESPECIALLY AS QPPS!! AAAA I LOOOVVEEEE THEMMM SO MUCH!

Intruality: 6/10 I like it! Its growing on me! Has a lot of adorableness

Royality: 6/10 Love it platonic, indifferent to it as romantic, and its just very sweet and seeing content of it makes me smile

Momas: 5/10

Moxiety: 6/10 again, love it familar and platonic, with a father son relationship! Honestly dont like it romantic

Platonic Creativitwins: 9/10 Yes! The twins! I love them just being chaotic siblings, or even on good terms and having being good brothers to eachother

Intrumas: 4/10

Dukexiety: 7/10 I like it a lot!!

Prinxiety: 8/10 its reeaally adorble, honestly love it lots

Analogince (Lo/Ro/Virge): 7/10 cute!

Romas: 5/10

Thomxiety: 5.5/10 this ones pretty cute

Logicalceit (Jan/Lo/Pat): 8/10 Its content is soo sweet

Intruloceit (Jan/Lo/Rem): 9/10 YEAHH I LOVE IT!! MAKES ME FROTH AT THE MOUTH

Roloceit (Jan/Lo/Ro): 7/10 Seems loevly

Analoceit (Jan/Lo/Virge): 9/10 At first i was indifferent to it, but a certain mutual made me see how amazing this ship is

Intrualceit? (Jan/Pat/Rem): 5/10 i think thats the name

Royalceit (Jan/Pat/Ro): 5.5/10 havent seen much of it, but points for that sick name

Moxiceit? (Jan/Pat/Virge): 7/10 ive seen some cute suff with this, i think thats the name

Anxceitmus (Jan/Rem/Virge): 9/10 YESS! AAAAA THESE THREEE MAKE ME SOOOO INSANE!

Anaroceit/Prinxieceit (Jan/Ro/Virge): 8/10 so much potential for a toxic yoai polycule

Intrugicality (Lo/Pat/Rem): 5/10

Morolo/Moralogince (Lo/Pat/Ro): 8/10 SO ADORABLE

Analogicality? (Lo/Pat/Virge): 6/10 i think thats the name

Anaintrulogical? (Lo/Rem/Virge): 6/10 i can see the appeal, i think thats the name

Anaintruality? (Pat/Virge/Rem): 5/10 i think thats the name

Anaroyality? (Virge/Ro/Pat): 5/10 i think thats the name

LAMP/CALM: 9/10 LOOOVEE IT! I DO NOT MAKE ENOUGH CONTENT OF THEM! ITS SO ADORBLE

DLAMP: 7/10

DLAMPR: 8/10 YES! ONE BIG HAPPY POLYCULE! THE BEST KIND OF SHIP

Thanks for the ask anon! Again, all these rankings are just my opinion, please dont fight me

[oatmealdaydreams]

Thinkin' about 2018-era LAMP fanfics where the angst was pretty Virgil-centric and usually about Virgil being accepted into the famILY.

They have a specific vibe to them, and god are they nostalgic.

I remember trying to write one in, like, early 2019? Ish? and it never got past Chapter 2 before the fanfiction site decided to delete it.

Rest In Peace, LAMP fic, you are missed <3

[notes about it under the cut]

[Warning: hospitals, possible main character death (MCD), dying character, implied/referenced past child abuse, injury]

~Some Notes on the LAMP fic~

it was called Until Time Stops (UTS for short)

Superhero/Supervillain AU with qpp Dukeceit & platonic Anxceitmus

Logan Patton & Roman were heroes

Remus Janus & Virgil were villains but Virgil didn't go out as much on missions

also it was a Soulmate AU that i made my own Soul Mark thingy for

it had Virgil being a total mother hen

and Patton had a superpower that doubled as a curse and made it so he was um. dying.

and Logan Patton & Roman were already in a relationship together

and Patton was intended to spend his birthday in a hospital after An Incident

also Virgil had SUCH a gay panic when meeting Roman for the first time (outside of the hospital)

there was some background lore about Remus & Roman being twins & how their Very Bad Father was secretly the Big Bad that unites these six later all along

he's also the reason Remus ran away at a youngish age. and Roman really misses his sibling

tho his oblivious ass doesn't realize he's been battling them for a WHILE. to be fair neither does Remus. they're both oblivious lskdskld

and Remus uses uhh. he/they? I think??

I think there's some aro Janus in there as well. also maybe Janus using they/them? idk

i swear one of them used neopronouns but I can't remember

and Virgil was instantly very protective over Patton first meeting him. to be fair, he first met Patton while he was very badly injured because of, um...An Incident

oh yeah, and a lot of the superpowers were created by me & some had hidden lore about 'em

I did so much fucking worldbuilding for this fic, the city had a name, there was a superpowers system explained with genetics & getting through non-biological means, etc.

[bblgumgum]

i love my qpp so much

manny sent me dnd dice so we can play our campaign without needing dice rollers online and they also got me a shell lamp that’s literally so pretty and i’m literally crying

[gins-stim-emporium]

WELCOME TO GIN’S STIM EMPORIUM !!

DO NOT INTERACT !! :

• basic dni ( homophobes, transphobes, racists, antisemitics, zionists, proshitters, pedos, etc.)

• anti palestine

• joe hawley, captain howdie, andrew hussie, taylor grodin, loren, skatercheese supporters etc.

• dsmp fans

• age and pet regression sexualizers (abdl, cgl, ageplay, petplay, etc.) DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT

• alfred’s playhouse fans

REQUEST RULES :

• include the name of the character, media, meme, etc. that you would like a board of (including a picture is greatly appreciated!!)

• specify if you would like to be anonymous !

• specify what kind of stims you would like! (slime , body stims, textures, stim toys, etc.)

• example : “could i have a video game stimboard with controllers and without weapons?”

• if you send two characters for the same board, please specify if they are romantic or platonic!

• boards i made are tagged under #gin stim !

• find the markers boards i made are tagged under #gin ftm stim !

• non stim posts are tagged under #not a gin stim !

things i will not make boards for :

anything mentioned in my dni , hazbin hotel , helluva boss , danganronpa , happy tree friends , attack on titan , genshin impact , honkai star rail, country humans , hetalia , harry potter , your boyfriend , boyfriends web comic , omori , mha (unless it’s gentle criminal or la brava) , sanders sides , stranger things

(+ if i dont know a lot about the media you have requested , i might turn it down.)

• i use warning tags like #cw __ and #tw __

updated info . ( ´ ▽ ` )

• brutus / ginger ( brute / gin ) tollbooth soup

• it / purr / stim / hum / hymn / click / glalie / lamp / squid / woomy / sweet / voice / naut / gulf / vamp / spot / spider / 🦇 / 🪲 / 🧪 / 🧺 / 🏖️ / 🍤 / etc .

• 19 years of autism

• i like men sometimes (and my qpp all the time)

• current interests are msm, object shows, and rtvs! (6/6/24)

• i like warm laundry and catching toads

• main is @tollboothsoup , i interact from @tollboothnoodles

(please feel free to ask me questions or correct me if i say / do anything wrong ! /gen)

[brain-empty]

intro

hi i exist here links vvv discord: gamer Shin Tsukimi (im screming)#8808 prns.page: https://en.pronouns.page/@SleepyGirl101 drawme: https://drawme.share-on.me/zplUOHaEof abt us vvv [cant settle on a good name rn]: age can suck my balls, doesn't tag, it/ze/he/she+, one you're probably talking to the most "KC": teen, he/she+, doesn't tag, other one you're probably talking to the most sammi: 15, it/they, tag is 'Sammi meows', sometimes shows up the second coming/orange: doesn't have an age, they/them, tag is 'Secposting', blog is @secposting, usually keeps to their blog tatum: 19, it/its, inconsistent tag, doesn't really post much b33p: 7, th3y/th3m, doesn't tag, isn't supposed to front but tatum cant do its job (also has a typing quirk but idk the intricacies of it) lucian: 30+, air/airs and nameself, tag is [ lamp posts ], probably wants to socialize so maybe bug air abit everyone else: doesn't show up enough for me to list vvv no dni we block freely dont drag us into syscourse it's vry triggering esp for me (purple) Purple has 2 beloved qpps (Oliver from @the-birds-and-thebees aswell as Cass @inc0gnit0-m0de) & 1 beloved partner (@sk1ttl3z) nobody else has partners of any sort so uh :/

[pazdeflore]

Lamp reblogged my Meryl and Percy art, one of which where I specifically said that they are QPPs...big achievement for everyone who HCs Meryl and Percy as QPPs!!

[tollboothsoup]

hai .. ^_^ 🇵🇸

dni criteria :

• basic dni ( homophobes, transphobes, racists, antisemitics, zionists, proshitters, pedos, etc.)

• anti palestine

• joe hawley, captain howdie, andrew hussie, taylor grodin, loren, skatercheese supporters etc.

• dsmp fans

• age and pet regression sexualizers (abdl, cgl, ageplay, petplay, etc.) DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT

• alfred’s playhouse fans

updated info . ( ´ ▽ ` )

• brutus / ginger ( brute / gin ) tollbooth soup

• it / purr / stim / hum / hymn / click / glalie / lamp / squid / woomy / sweet / voice / naut / gulf / vamp / spot / spider / 🦇 / 🪲 / 🧪 / 🧺 / 🏖️ / 🍤 / etc .

• 19 years of autism

• i like men sometimes (and my qpp all the time)

• current interests are msm, object shows, and rtvs! (6/6/24)

• i like warm laundry and catching toads

[tollboothnoodles]

this is the accoun i reblog \ like shiet on.. go follow @tollboothsoup for art .. plears ..

• brutus / ginger ( brute / gin ) tollbooth soup

• it / purr / stim / hum / hymn / click / glalie / lamp / squid / woomy / sweet / voice / naut / gulf / vamp / spot / spider / 🦇 / 🪲 / 🧪 / 🧺 / 🏖️ / 🍤 / etc .

• 19 years of autism

• i like men sometimes (and my qpp all the time)

• current interests are msm, object shows, and rtvs! (6/6/24)

• i like warm laundry and catching toads

• stimboard account @gins-stim-emporium

• object show sideblog @someother-allergy

• msm sideblog @someother-spurrit

DNI :

• basic dni ( homophobes, transphobes, racists, antisemitics, zionists, proshitters, pedos, etc.)

• anti palestine

• joe hawley, captain howdie, andrew hussie, taylor grodin, loren, skatercheese supporters etc.

• dsmp fans

• age and pet regression sexualizers (abdl, cgl, ageplay, petplay, etc.) DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT

• alfred’s playhouse fans

[mypartnersaysimcute]

QPP LAMP with flowers for anon!! Thank you for the request, I hope you like it! :D

[nonbinary-octopus]

I have decided that DJ and Remus WILL be making an appearance in Not Just the Two of Us at some point.

and there will be some more hilarious mixups because I had a thought and it made me laugh in delight so I'm putting it in.

We may in fact need multiple chapters focusing on the "DJ and Remus" arc.

[sleepless-in-starbucks]

me: *writes losleep* me: *forces myself to make them allo just this once* me: I,,,, what. no. disgusting. ~silver

dzncbhjxvhxjvbjdmjf is it possibly me

[sign-from-god-complex]

hello i hate to ask this of you yet again but may i please have some Comfort Autistic Sides? i feel like SHIT -autism goblin

I have to go to a course soon but you know I’ll always try and make time for you, love. I hope this cheers you up a little and I hope you feel better soon 💙 @autism-goblin

note: deceit is mentioned in this, so if you want to skip over that, skip the second section (second and third paragraphs).

Roman’s really insecure about stimming in public and so the others (mostly Patton) will try and make their stims Obvious so that he’ll feel less self-conscious. the less he thinks about it the more he’ll let go of his worries and start flapping as he walks. sometimes he’ll realise and go quiet and stop, but Patton will always remind him that he’s okay and he’ll start back up again, just as excited as before.

Patton and Deceit have wildly opposite sensory experiences. Patton is more sensory seeking, constantly looking for fluffy things to rub his Entire Face against, but Deceit is very sensitive to sensory input, avoiding most textures and keeping his gloves on mostly to block them out. (after they’d accepted Deceit) Patton was very careful about all his textures—cause he has a lot of fluffy blankets and hoodies and such—when he was around Dee to make sure he didn’t trigger a shutdown or anything.

a few times he hadn’t been quite so careful—before they’d really gotten to know all of Deceit’s quirks—and Dee was jumpy around Patton for quite a while afterwards, until Patton came to apologise and ask him how they make sure he was okay while still letting Patton have his Soft Things. Deceit was still not used to trusting them, and socialising, while it came relatively easily to Patton most of the time, was a nightmare for him to do with the levels of sincerity necessary, but Patton was patient and they managed to work it out.

Logan used to stim by sucking his thumb when he was younger, but he tried really hard to stop himself as he grew up cause he knew it was only a thing babies did, and he needed to be taken seriously! but sometimes if he’s particularly socially exhausted Logan will fall asleep with his thumb in his mouth still and the others just think he’s adorable. they make sure to convince Logan when he wakes up that he’s okay to do whatever stim he wants to feel safe and calm. they’re not gonna judge him.

whenever Virgil has to wash his hoodie Patton will make sure to do it personally and on its own, because he knows it’s Virgil’s comfort item and he knows how important it is. for the time it’s in the wash Virge generally hides in his room under his weighted blanket until Patton returns with it and he feels okay to go out again.

once, one of the others managed to spill quite a bit of food on it while they were out and Virgil almost immediately bolted outside to have a meltdown because he couldn’t fix this, they weren’t at home and his hoodie was gonna be ruined and everything was so overwhelming and horrible, but the others quickly chased after him and after he’d calmed down a bit, explained to him what they were going to do to make sure everything ends up okay, which really helped a lot.

[lefaystrent]

So help me, I’m not moving from this spot

Fandom: Thomas Sanders, Sanders Sides

Pairings: queer platonic LAMP

Summary: Virgil has the day off from work and chooses to spend it in true Virgil style.

Notes: I just wanted to write some qpr/qpp stuff. If you don't know, qpr stands for queer platonic relationship, qpp is queer platonic partner. While sharing some qualities, it's not a romantic relationship, but it's more than just being defined as friends.

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           Roman came home to find Virgil lying on a pallet in the living room. As far as pallets go, this one was rather excessive. In place of where their coffee table usually sat in front of their couch, it seemed as though Virgil had taken all of the blankets and pillows in the house and made a nest for himself.

           “You’re left to your own devices for a few hours and this is what I come home to?” Roman asked, brow raised comically high.

           Virgil didn’t show an ounce of embarrassment, remaining in his relaxed position leaned back against a pile of pillows. He was dressed casually in his favorite hoodie and sweatpants. A bag of potato chips laid on his stomach. He lazily pulled a chip out while scrolling on his phone.

           “It’s my day off,” Virgil explained.

           “Have you been here since we left this morning?” Roman asked, referring to their two other partners they lived with.

           “Yuh, and I don’t plan on moving from this spot for the rest of the day.”

           Roman stood by the side of the pallet, surveying the pile of snacks Virgil had set nearby. “My, my, you certainly have quite the set up. But whatever will you do when nature comes calling?”

           In answer, Virgil picked up and waved an empty water bottle.

           “Eugh! What the hell is wrong with you, Virgil?!”

           He laughed and tossed the bottle at Roman to thunk harmlessly against his chest. “Relax, Princey, I’m joking. I’ll go to the bathroom like a civilized human being.”

           “Your jokes are disgusting. And here I was thinking of joining you in splendid relaxation,” Roman scoffed, stepping over Virgil to go to the kitchen. Virgil immediately abandoned his chips and phone and held up his hands in a plea.

           “Wait, no, come back. I’m sorry, come lay with me, babe.”

           “I don’t cuddle with heathens.” Roman turned his nose up at him and stayed his course. He could still see Virgil’s top half from the open archway that connected the two rooms. They both knew that Roman would join him in ten minutes tops, but for the moment it was enjoyable to peek at him and see the unabashed longing in those dark eyes.

           “Babe,” Virgil tried imploringly. Roman ignored him in favor of making a sandwich. He listened as Virgil continued. “Babe. You just here for your lunch break?”

           “No, I suffered valiantly to finish up my work early today.”

           “Or you called it quits early and decided to put off the rest until tomorrow, you mean?”

           Roman put a hand over his heart, gasping in offense. “Excuse you, Amy Lee-ave me alone. I work hard you know. Procrastination is more your territory.”

           “Tell that to all your wips.”

           The offended gasping intensified.

           The next to arrive home was Patton. It’d only been a couple hours since Roman had gotten home.

           “It’s not even four,” Virgil commented. Was everyone getting off work early today? So not fair; Virgil’s job never let him off early. He demanded justice.

           But you know, it was kind of worth it, seeing the way Patton’s face brightened at Virgil’s set up.

           “Oh my gosh,” he squealed and tossed the plastic store bags he’d been holding onto the nearest armchair so that he could dive onto the pallet, landing horizontally across Virgil.

           “Pat!” Virgil grunted. Had it been Roman, he’d just be annoyed, but Patton’s giggle took all the fight in him right out. He wiggled his arms out from under Patton to lay them over his back, patting at him. “Happy to see you too, but give a dude a warning next time.”

           “Sorry,” Patton replied, sounding too cheery to be taken seriously. “Oh hey, what’s Roman’s katana doing here?”

           Virgil glanced over at the sword casually laying by the pallet. “Oh that? Apparently I said ‘fighting words’, so Roman had to wave that around to make himself feel better or something.”

           “So he is home!” he exclaimed. “I saw his car outside, but I didn’t expect anyone else except you to be home yet.”

           “Yeah, he got off early.”

           “Where is he?”

           “In the bathroom, probably taking a massive dump because he’s so full of shit.”

           “Virgil!” Patton chided, sitting up enough to throw a disapproving look at him. “Now is that any way to talk about someone you love?”

           “Who said I loved him?”

           Patton frowned and just stared at him in determination.

           Virgil averted his gaze to the side. “I’m a pit of darkness. I don’t feel love.”

           “Say you love him.”

           “Uh-uh.”

           “Say you love him!”

           “He’s not even in the room; why does it matter?”

           Patton just stared harder into his soul. Virgil rolled his eyes. “I thought this was like, an understood thing or whatever.”

           “It still makes me happy to hear you say it,” Patton said and a helpless warmth seeped into his gaze, making his stern face melt into a smile.

           Virgil covered his own face with his hands. “God, you’re too powerful. Fine. I love Roman, even if he is a huge dork. I love all my QPPs.”

           Satisfied, Patton booped him on the nose.

           By the time Logan arrived home, Roman had begun working on dinner. Patton must have been busy upstairs, seeing as Logan didn’t spot him. Virgil on the other hand was sprawled out clear as day on a pallet in the living room floor, earbuds on and listening to music from his phone.

           “No one informed me of a slumber party,” Logan commented to Roman. He looked up from his place at the stove and grinned.

           “Reminds you of the old days, right?” Roman laughed in memory of their shared childhood. All of them had been inseparable even then, staying over at each other’s houses all the time. “But no, this is just how Virgil chose to spend his off day.”

           “Is this because we’ve banned him from sitting on top of the fridge?”

           “Heh, perhaps, but all the same he’s refused to move from that spot all day.”

           “. . . not even to relieve himself?”

           Roman’s eyes took on a deadly serious glint. “I made sure he went to an actual bathroom even if I had to carry him myself.”

           “Good man,” Logan pat his shoulder approvingly. Roman caught his hand and brought it to his lips, the affection making the usually stoic man temporarily short circuit. Roman said something, but Logan had to blink and ask for him to repeat himself.

           Roman smiled knowingly. “I’ll give you a dollar if you can get Gloom ‘n Doom to move from his sacred spot.”

           “Amazing, a whole dollar? Wherever would I spend that much money?”

           “Anywhere your heart desires. Possibly a vending machine.”

           Logan smiled a little despite himself. “Is dinner almost ready?”

           Roman absently brushed his thumb across the hand he still held. “Yes. Patton brought home stuff for pasta. Should only be a few minutes.”

           “Very well.” Logan slipped away to go to the living room. He returned to the kitchen not even a minute later, expression pinched.

           “Logan?”

           “Hm, my first attempt proved unrewarding. I tried to tempt him with dinner, but he asked for his plate to be brought to him.”

           “We could deny him, leave him to have to come join us at the table,” Roman suggested.

           “Hm,” Logan hummed again, rubbing his chin. Patton popped into the kitchen. Seeing Logan there, he scuttled over and hugged him from behind.

           “You’ve got your thinking face on,” Patton noted.

           Roman threw an answer over his shoulder while he stirred the noodles. “He’s brainstorming ways to get Virgil to leave his pallet.”

           “Yes, Roman bet me a whole dollar as compensation.”

           “Just one dollar?” Patton asked. “Well that doesn’t make a lot of cents.”

           Logan groaned to cover up the urge to grin. Patton just nuzzled into his neck, tickling him enough to get him to laugh.

           “So why are you guys trying to get Virgil to get up?”

           “Because he presented us with a challenge,” Roman said. “Plus, I go to the trouble of preparing dinner and he doesn’t even have the decency to want to join us? Rude.”

           “He’s not joining us?”

           “He requested for his plate to be brought to him,” Logan told him.

           “Oh, well we could just all eat in the living room.”

           “Seeing as we are eating spaghetti tonight, that would be ill advised. The sauce could make a mess on all of those blankets or the carpet. It would be better to eat at the table.”

           “So we bring the table to him!” Patton suggested with a broad grin.

           Roman snorted. “Do you think our little emo would get up then, if we set the table over him?”

           “If anything, he might bite our ankles in retaliation,” Logan pointed out.

           “This is too hilarious. Yes, we’re doing this. Patton, darling, the table.”

           “On it!” Patton saluted and hurried over to the table.

           “Patton.”

           Patton froze, hands on either side of the wooden tabletop. He looked up from behind his glasses at Logan’s strict posture.

           “Come on, Specs,” Roman groaned, turning off the stove and moving the noodles to a colander in the sink.

           “Patton should not be moving the table like this,” Logan stated before moving over to the other side of the table to place his hands in a ready position. “It’s rather heavy and could cause strain to his back were he to move it alone. I shall assist.”

           Patton beamed at him.

           Virgil tensed up when a large thing moved over him. He flinched, dropping his phone and ripping out his earbuds.

           “What the fuck, you guys?” he demanded as Logan and Patton moved their dining table over his spot on the floor.

           “Sorry, not sorry,” Logan said. He made sure the table legs didn’t knock into Virgil as they sat it down with him directly under it. “If you insist on remaining in this particular spot, then we have no choice but to resort to drastic measures.”

           “Okay, who’s idea was this?” Virgil asked. He sent an accusing glare at Patton who merely smiled at him.

           “Dinner time is family time,” Patton said cheekily and bent down to kiss the top of Virgil’s head.

           “I’m running away,” Virgil threatened, voice monotone.

           “Falsehood,” Logan denied, bending down as well to place a kiss on his temple. “After all, you’ve sworn to not move from this spot for the rest of today.”

           Virgil hated the smirk he wore when he said that.

           Roman brought the food in, and Patton and Logan went back for the chairs. They began to eat while Virgil bemoaned their presence. Once he realized they weren’t going to hand him his plate, he gave up and crawled out just enough to sit up on his knees and eat at the table.

           Joke was on them though, ‘cause he still didn’t have to move from his pallet.

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I am crying, this is beautiful and wholesome and I cannot thank you enough for writing this

Never Been in Love

Summary: Patton is alone at home and is enjoying this time dancing and filling himself with pride (Extremely self-indulgent but at this point all my fanfics are like this and I have no shame at all so yeah xP)

Genre: Songfic (Will Jay, Marina and the Diamonds and Moses Sumney)

Word Count: 3371 words (9 pages)

Pairings (All of them are heavily mentioned but they are not the focus of the story): Queerplatonic LAMP, Romantic Analogince and Romantic Dukeceit 

Content: Slight Angst w/ Comfort; Human!AU; Aro!Patton; Closeted Aromantic; Virgil, Roman and Logan are romantically dating and each one of them are Patton’s QPPs; Fluff; Just pure fluff despite many things; Sympathetic Deceit; Sympathetic Remus; Hoh!Deceit; Sign Names mentioned for 2 characters; Hoh experience written by someone who is not hoh (read as “please tell me if I’m doing something wrong”); Non White Sides;

Trigger Warning: Nudity (without sexual content or genitalia description), Snake mention, Amatonormativity (the characther is not actually arophobic, he just doesn’t know Patton is aromantic) (Tell me if I forgot to tag something)

Disclaimer: I couldn’t find a hand sign for “vitiligo” other than actually spelling it to make as Deceit’s sign name so his sign name in this story might not be so good. If you have any other suggestion for his sign name and explain how to sign it I’ll really appreciate it!

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“Don’t you want somebody to never let you go? Knowing someone’s body better than your own Don’t you want a family with a white picket fence? Tell me when’s the wedding, the names of all your kids” Will Jay – Never Been in Love

Being alone at home was always one of the best things that could happen for Patton.

Not because he doesn’t like his family but because he enjoys the freedom of being alone. And this time, the house would be all his for the whole day. His parents were taking his brother to see if they could fix his hearing-aid or buy him another one. And after that they would take him for a sleepover at the twins house and go out to celebrate their marriage birthday. It was simply P E R F E C T.

Patton noticed his brother walking in the room and sitting on the sofa in front of him while their parents were going back and forth taking everything they need. He knew what that meant. That’s usually what they do when they want to talk privately. Patton paused his music player and left the cellphone behind.

- Sorry about your hearing aid, D - he signed with a sad face.

The last sign made him sulk

- I adore when you call me like this - he said rolling his eyes when pointing his index and middle finger to the side and touching his heart so Patt would know he was being sarcastic. He giggled.

- Ok, can you teach me the s-n-a-k-e sign again, please?

D made a two with his fingers, pointing to Patton, brought his hand to his chin then lowered it with a zig-zag movement like a snake moving. He repeated the movement but instead of a two he rised his index finger and touched the other ones together forming a “d” with his hand.

He gave him the thumbs up. D’s love for snakes made him really happy for being given this sign.

- Don’t worry about my hearing aid - he showed his broken aid, hand painted as a snake – I’ll paint a new one if we can’t fix it

- What are you doing with this one then?

He shrugged then placed his index and thumb together under his nose and slid it on his upper lip before crossing his fingers. “Mustache” followed by “R”.

The sign he gave to one of the twins.

- Remus asked if I can give it to him if we can’t fix. Maybe he wants to open it? I don’t know

Patton smiled and gave him a malicious face.

- You will be cuddling with your boyfriend!

- Remus is not my boyfriend! - he sulked while grunting.

Patton tried not giggling too loud, since D could still hear something from his right ear.

- Ok, he’s your crush. I hope you’ll have fun

He rolled his eyes but didn’t say anything else to defend himself.

- You’re lucky you don’t have a crush. I’ll make your life a living hell when you do!

Patt snorted.

- Good luck

 “… with that” he meant.

Continuar lendo

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This isn't rlly in the format the post asked for, but any pairings or More Than 2 People-ings you think would be a neat queerplatonic ship?

oh! my god! this is perfect! i LOVE queerplatonic relationships (lov 2 have one someday lmao) and i LOVE headcanons for them, and also this gives me a perfect opportunity to project some of my aroace self into these characters 

i really really love aro logan, and i also very much adore ace roman and ace virgil, so i’m gonna go with this trio on this one. just, a lot of cuddling and support and late night talks about literally anything. virgil plays with roman’s hair when roman feels overwhelmed. logan holds virgil’s hand and counts for him when he can’t breathe. roman reminds logan to take breaks and helps him to relax when he’s overworking himself again, and logan does the same for roman. virgil isn’t used to physical contact at all so the other two make it their mission to get him acclimated to constant loving touches, just hand holding and hugs and simple cuddling, nothing pressuring, nothing demanding, just nice quiet support. 

patton just loves his kiddos and he’s very happy that they’re happy!

send a sanders sides ship and a question and i’ll give you a headcanon!