#qe2 lying in state

[grandmaster-anne]

14 September 2022 Queen Elizabeth Queen's coffin moved in procession to begin lying in state at Westminster Hall © ITN

[thessalian]

Thess vs Viewings

Y’know, originally I was worried about the traffic around London at QE2′s funeral. Then I found out they were making it a bank holiday and it’s on a Monday so I wouldn’t be at work anyway, so it wasn’t going to matter.

I hadn’t considered what might happen before the fucking funeral.

See, currently QE2′s body is lying in state at Westminster. Which means people are going to view ... okay, not the body, which would be weird, but the coffin, which is equally weird to me but never mind. Point is that it’s not just family, friends, heads of state, Important People, whatever at this viewing. It’s everyone in the bloody country who wants to come, apparently. Which means that people are forming an orderly queue. Lots of people. I mean, a lot of people. Now, all these people forming their orderly queue have to go somewhere, yes? Well. Permit me now to show you a map:

Now, the black square to the left is Buckingham Palace. That’s kind of the main congregation area, though I think the whole thing’s in the Abbey or something, which is nearby. Anyway, as you can probably tell by the little red circles and dotted lines, that whole area is a no-go zone. That is where the people are. Now, not all of the little red circles are indicative of that particular brand of crazy, but most of them are. Particularly the ones accompanied by dotted lines, especially the ones following the line of the River Thames.

Note that this extends all the way to London Bridge, up in the top right.

Now, since there are all these people, and there’s nowhere really for them to move, those roads have been basically shut. Which means that anyone in South London who relies on the bus to get to work in Central or North London is getting a whooooooole lot of “ha ha fuck you no” from the local royalists.

Note the straight-ish, inexactly-drawn red line with an arrow at either end. I drew that. That is my basic bus route from home to work and back again. Notice how it directly intersects the red dotted line once you get north of Waterloo. Now, also be aware that I checked the Transport for London website and they talked about delays, not road closures. Then again, I think it really was only delays at about 10am, which was when my bus hit Waterloo and I figured out how monumentally fucked I was when we didn’t move for fifteen minutes. So I had to get off the bus and use the Tube instead.

Now, I don’t like the Tube much anyway. There’s not enough step-free access at most stations, and the Northern Line in particular is a nightmare to navigate, because it branches off in two separate places and the way they handle which train takes which branches changes depending on time of day. That’s a lot to go into, but let me sum up with “I got on at Waterloo, which is on the Charing Cross branch of the line and only goes to the High Barnet branch at this time of day, needing to go to Belsize Park, which is on the Edgware branch. So I had to change trains at Camden Town”. After already having to navigate Waterloo, which is a big station and services four Tube lines and requires a lot of walking to get around, even with the moving walkway. And then the steps at Belsize Park. And then the walk to my actual place of work after I got off the Tube at Belsize Park. There was a lot of walking. And while I didn’t have to do the exact thing to get home, Elephant and Castle still has steps to navigate, and then having to cram myself onto an elevator with people.

I may have to do all this again tomorrow; I’m not sure. All because there are still unbelievable numbers of people who want to look at a really fancy box that may or may not contain the corpse of an old lady. Which is still just weird to me. It is a box. It is fancy. It supposedly contains the corpse of an old lady. They aren’t even allowed to take pictures. What the hell is the point? I try not to yuck other people’s yum, even if their yum is kind of fetishistic in the iconography sort of way, but their yum is yucking my ... well, okay, the commute is already a yuck, but they have made it double yuck with a side of “OH HELL NO”.

There’s more and better news, but I will go into that later, after food. I just needed to vent first. I mean, I was about this annoyed about the mess the Olympics made of the traffic around here, but ... it is a really fancy box that we can’t even prove contains old lady remains! Leaving aside my feelings about the monarchy (none of which are good, particularly when the new king threw a public hissy fit about a leaky pen when he had to sign some documentation, but never mind), it’s just ridiculous. If they’re going to basically roadblock most of South London, they should at least actually not make us try to go to work in it.

[tvfavorites]

Man Arrested for Exposing Himself While in Line to See Queens Coffin

Man Arrested for Exposing Himself While in Line to See Queens Coffin

Hear ye, hear ye … royal subjects shall not drop trou to honor Her Majesty the Queen. Ya wouldn’t think it was necessary to make such a decree, but it is after the wild scene that went down in the hours-long line to see Queen Elizabeth II‘s coffin. As you know, QE2 has been lying in State this week in London’s Westminster Abbey, and according to cops one mourner who showed up Wednesday got way…

[whimsically-ominously-auspice]

Me: so you're telling me were held hostage by an unconstitutional document that Bill Clinton and George Bush (dead Sr) wrote??

Like 5x i said this.

So he gets sarcastic at me because he knows I'm like crazy upset and about to cry and blow up the planet.

William: yes babe it's just about the unconstitutional document and not about the thousands of lives in danger because of what George Bush Sr did.

Me: Well, fine then

William: and the fact that what he did to interfere made the missle not work

Me: how?

William: IDK it seems he confused you when you made it in 2008

Me: was he there in my face?

William: yeah baby he was there. He made you erase some shit and you were gonna just add it back in but it was in the computer

Me: no. I cut it out and pasted it in another document!! I'd never not keep a back up

William: they didn't say that

Me: yeah well i put it in an untitled document titled trash or delete or something

William: did you delete it?

Me: probably because it said delete as the title...?

William: shit, you make me laugh. You see this? Can you retrieve it off the laptop?

Me: but it's in it's own document because I'll do what he said but ill do my own way. So I'll retyped what he told me to delete at first... Like instead of copy and paste but from memory. Then i had 2 copies. I had a back up copy of the original. Then i had a copy of,what he said for me to,add in and then i had to splice it together

Jesse: that was my job. I have it in my computer

Matt laughs: oh you two i was about to miss Christmas!

Me: shit yall know me man when im pissed and some psycho is telling me shit and I'm,scared im gonna get myself 3 ways and his one.

I start getting anxiety cause Jesse's all I got so many documents and none say untitled...

Then Jesse jumps up and does muscle man poses.

And i smile. "You find it?!"

Me: Oh yeah i had a mess because he was all about changing gears and shit and i got scared and so I had like 4 documents all crazy so i took off to the bathroom with the laptop. And I was all about taking a huge shit and having the poops bad and having to take a shower because i had poop down my leg and taking my laptop because it was my personal device and they turned off the internet.

Lucas: yeah i was getting really pissed off about it because me and the kids were watching a bootleg movie on the internet. So that's what happened. You have the copy or she has the copy, the originals hidden somewhere. And then we all went in the bathroom in the back door to check on her and then we stood guard outside the bathroom door saying she may had been poisoned so she could finish and she sat on the floor next to the tub in the bathroom.

Me: exactly

Lucas: holy fucking shit.

Jesse laughs: i had her load it on a flash drive and i hid it in my car on the drive shaft!! Oh man we are too good!!

Me: yes.

Lucas: thats why they broke her car all up by the tail pipe trying to find the rest of the hidden stuff! Ooops and sorry.

Me: i don't hide anything anymore, I just tell everyone.

Abu: yeah i do think that's safer. That way we just have to protect you which we already do.

Me: which also means.. I know nothing

Jesse & Matt laugh

Matt: dude!! I thought i was gonna miss Christmas!!

Me: yeah i know. That shit don't wait for anyone.

Uncle Donald: you do good work. Its right here all and perfect.

Me: yeah. I took it all out then i put it all back in and kept copies of the one i added back in and then a copy of just what i took out. And then the George Bush Sr Copy.

William: well GW knew what his dad was saying so we been doing what he knew would defeat him

Me: that's cool. Thanks GW. I remember it was them two and the qE2

GW: and you kept calling my dad her husband

Me: like they wasn't fucking.

GW: sarcasm! You're fluent! We were talking in sarcasm in front of them and they're so dumb they never caught on!!

Me: it was easy. It didn't make feel like i was lying and i didn't get anxiety. You'd be all opening and closing your mouth like a fish to argue with them and I'd have my jaw fall open like i was catching flies then we would eyeball each other and pretend to agree. I wouldn't talk to them tho, but i wrote it.

GW: the queen talks real big but she ain't nothing

Me: no she isn't. shes dead and so is your father.

***Because i was "blackmailing" the queen. She called the president which was then GW but then he didn't care so she called his dad. So some international mumbo jumbo or otherwise breach of conduct ending his life thus ending mine bla bla so that's why I edited it. Because you know no one has constitutional rights when there's money that states otherwise. But i kept mine. They just didn't know. With the help of friends of mine, the constitution, kidnapped human traffic victims and friends of yours.

[whimsically-ominously-auspice]

I never said if you want something go steal it

You want something get a fucking job

Idc Albuquerque is on lock down you wanna be a lying bitch? Go to work

Not one state in lock down has stolen one thing.

A man in Bixby took extra to hand out and for 9 kids. And we approved it. He didn't have anyone to ask so when we went and asked him he told us.

I didn't say go fucking steal shit.

Warehouse Market was owned by qE2.

I own all that bitches shit now.

Negotiations.

Besides that bakery, meat, produce and milk would just expired and gone to waste even if i didn't own it and Uncle Donald would used his own money or,donation money to pay for,it. Or an Abu would.

So,eat a Dick and choke on it

Dont talk about me

[whimsically-ominously-auspice]

Before sex is done, pairing has to be done via DNA test kits

I actually figured a problem that the test was systemed to not test African American correctly.

3 couples had sex near the armory near Okmulgee high school. (In their homes)

2 male twins. Possibly triplets with a female.

1 girl was crying rape to me. And another was doing it silently.

The one crying to me was lying.

The other one we noticed was not (the suspected triplet sister)

The final couple were both fine and passed the trigger test.

1 liar and 1 rapist died.

The way the man in the fine couple spoke and seeing how only 3 couples in the entire state that bathed had sex .. I believed him.

So i said probably. Since we know where the tests came from and the Africans are always the slaves she has the slaves tests to come out wrong.

Yes. We are using qE2 tests. Because they are the simplist and most advanced.

Use her own technology against her for good. :)

So now they are doing diagnostic tests. On the system for flaws.

So if we don't match you to your wife/husband you will need seperate bedrooms

We can relocate to a nice bunker if you prefer to be all "find me. I'm waiting" or y9u can stay with anyone. We prefer your kids and/or family.

Luckily these 3 had the "balls" to fuck tonight or we would found the flaw later and that would suck for the entire world.

(China's codes are also a mess. An Abu will update the system and the handheld device will update. Tonight the whole battle was about 15 minutes to final test from yanking from bed)

So every day home grown here down the street from the high school!! 4 grown ass adults!

I am not at all shaming anyone at all. 100% I'd be sacking that bed making it a mess.

So i applaud those that didn't. Just having one was good enough.

These 3 decided if the women wanted to they would but the girl was in a lot of pain she was telling him and he was not listening.

The girl i heard was making negative moaning sounds.

Zero sex until mated properly.

If you steal a mated arm band you will be executed by trigger test