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Mini Fanfic #367: Moving Out (RWBY)

JNPR: You're WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!!!!!!!!

Oscar: I'm moving out. My mind have been made up since yesterday.

JNPR: YESTERDAY?!!!!!!!

Oscar: (Simply Nodded) Yep. Wasn't an easy decision, mind you. But....it is what it is.

Jaune: (Almost at a Lost of Words) B-B-But I don't understand......What is the reason for this?

Pyrrha: (Frowns Sadly) Where would you go?

Nora: (Almost close to Tears) AND WHO'S GONNA GIVE YOU CUDDLES AND LOVE AND CARE ON A DAILY BASIS?!

Oscar: It's gonna be okay, you guys. Sure, I won't be able to receive hugs and kisses from all of you as often anymore, but I'll always visit. Plus, I actually found a place for me to crash in for about.....maybe forever.

JNP: ('GASPS')

Ren: (Tries his Hardest not to be Heartbroken) And what place would that be, son?

Oscar: Well.....This might come at a shock to you, buuuuuut....the place I'm moving in with.....are with Sun Wukong and Neptune-

Nora: (Hug Tackles Oscar in tears) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DON'T LEAVE US!!!!

Oscar: (Taken Aback by Nora's Sudden Hug Tackle) N-Nora?

Nora: Don't leave us, Oscarrrr! Don't goooooooo!

Oscar: Oh! Uh...Well, I'm very sorry, Nora. But my mind has already been made up.

Nora: But you can't leave now!!! You're our baby, remember?! I mean......(Gives Oscar the Saddest Look while Holding him Close to her) Is this because we're not good enough parents for you?

Oscar: (Eyes Widened) Wait, What?

Jaune: Oscar......(Tears Coming Down his face) Is all this because of our past mistakes toward you?

Oscar: W-Wait-

Jaune: I mean...('Sniff') I know we have a really rough start at first....('Sniff') But I'm trying my hardest to be the Best Big Brother I can be for you, you know? (Joins in on Oscar and Nora's Hug)

Oscar: (Immediately Starts Feeling Bad) H-Hang on a-

Pyrrha: You mean the world to all of us, Oscar.....(In Tears) Please don't leave......(Joins in on the Group Hug) Don't go.... Please....

Oscar: Pyrrha.....(Look to see Ren is acting Normal as he always been) Wait. Why Ren is the only one not crying?

Nora: ('Sniff') Because Renny cries on the INSIDE, Oscar!!

Ren: (Crosses his Arms in Sadness) It's true.....

JNP: (Continues Crying)

Oscar: ('Sigh in Defeat') Look, you guys I-

JNP: (Still Crying)

Oscar: Guys, Seriously, I-

JNP: (Cries Even Louder)

Oscar: Guys!

JNP: (Still Crying Louder)

Oscar: I'M NOT MOVING OUTTTTTTTT!!!

*Silence*

Jaune: (Eyes Widened in Shock) Wait.... Y-You're not?

Oscar: No.

Pyrrha: B-But you said-

Oscar: ('Sigh') Look, you guys, this is all an April Fool's prank.

Nora: S-So..... You're not really leaving us?

Oscar: Of course not. I could never leave you guys behind. You're practically family at this point. ('Sigh Sadly') I'm really sorry for pranking you all like that......I understand if you don't-

Nora: (Gives Oscar a Big Kiss on the cheek while Hugging him) You scared us!

Oscar: (Ticklish by Nora's Kiss) I know. I'm really sorry.

Jaune: (Chuckles Lightly) You got us good, bud. (Ruffles the top of Oscar's Hair) A little a bit too good if you ask me.

Oscar: (Chuckles Lightly) Yeah...I did, didn't I?

Pyrrha: (Giggles Softly) That you have. But next time.....(Place Two Hands on Both of Oscar's Cheeks) Could you give us a prank that doesn't involve giving us an Emotional Roller Coaster? (Kiss the top of Oscar's Forehead) Pretty please?

Oscar: Oh trust me, that is the last I am ever making a prank on pulling on your heartstrings. I love you guys.

Nora: We love you too, sweetie-

(*Ahem*)

The team turn their heads at Ren, who is making his way towards Oscar.

Oscar: Look, Ren, I-

Ren: (Gives Oscar a Big Loving Hug....While In Tears) Never scare like that again, mister.

Oscar: (Chuckles Lightly by Ren's Sudden Embrace while hugging him back) Yeah. I promise, Ren.

Later in the Afternoon.....

*Knock on the Door*

Oscar: (Opens the Door) Yes- (Gets Hug Tackles to the floor by Ruby) W-What the-

Ruby: (Frowns Sadly) Please don't move out, Oscar!

Oscar: Ruby, I-

Weiss: (Frowns Firmly) Ruby's right on this, Oscar. You guys are practically family, remember?

Oscar: I do-

Blake: (Frowns Sadly) I know Sun and Neptune are really good people, but I don't think even they think it's a good idea for you to move in with them.

Oscar: I-I know that-

Yang: (Gives Oscar a Sisterly like Frown) Why would you even think about moving out in the first place? You're FOURTEEN!

Oscar: Of course, I know I'm still Fourteen, Yang-

Penny: (In Tears) Little Brother Oscar.... please reconsider your life choices....

Oscar: Penny-

???: Oscar.

Oscar: (Eyes Widened once he saw a very Familiar Face) Glynda?!

Glynda: (Gives Oscar a Worried Look) We understand how difficult life can be sometimes, but you shouldn't have to shut Team JNPR out like this. Especially if you're trying to-

Oscar: Guys, I'm not moving out!!

Weiss: (Eyes Widened) Y-You're not?

Oscar: ('Sigh') No. I'm not.

Yang: Wait. Then why did you-

Oscar: Yeahhhhhhh....That was all a prank. An April Fool's prank....(Chuckles Awkwardly) April Fool's....

Everyone (Except for Team JNPR) Starts Glaring at Oscar in silence.

Oscar: (Starts Getting Nervous) Uhh...Guys? (Walking Backwards while Ruby and the others slowly walk towards him) It's April Fool's, remember? C'mon! W-Why aren't any of you laughing right now?........................

*Silence*

Oscar: (Sweating Bullets).............I'm in Trouble, aren't I?

Glynda: (Glares at her Surrogate Son) What do you think?

Oscar opens his mouth to speak....only for him to try running away from the ladies' wrath with little to no prevail by Ruby, Yang, and Penny's Hug Tackle.

Oscar: Guys, C'mon! (Gets Carried by Yang while being tied up in a rope) Was that really necessary?!!!

Penny: (Glares Sadly Towards Oscar) You made us sad, Little Brother Oscar!

Ruby: (Pouts Towards Oscar Furiously) And we're gonna have a looooooong talk about this upstairs, mister!

Oscar: Upstairs?

Weiss: That's right. I've just ask your parents if it was alright to do so. And they said "yes".

Oscar: (Turns to his Team and Family, who were sitting on the Couch, while being Carried to upstairs by Yang) Seriously?!

JNPR: (Happily Waves at their baby) We love you, Oscar!~

Oscar: (Facepalms while Sighing) I knew pranking everyone on me moving out was a bad idea...

Yang: (Carrying Oscar) Ya think?

And with that, Team RWBY, Penny, and Glynda begin to scold Oscar for pranking them and the rest of his team and family on moving out. Thus, making the Farm Boi write a mental note in himself to never prank his love ones again.

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all of team JNPR and Lucas Scott!

THANK YOU

jaune

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff (he’s like the neville of rwby)best quality: he is really fucking strategic. a lot of ppl aren’t a fan of him being the strategic one but imo that’s more about them not being a fan of jaune and don’t like that he has good qualities lmao. also, his love for his friends will always be his best quality.worst quality: this isnt so much of a prominent issue anymore, but he’s very focused on what he wants, and doesn’t always think about how it affects others. like in season 1 when he was blowing of JNPR to keep cardin from telling his secret, his annoying crush on weiss, etc. he doesn’t do it consciously, and when he realizes he’s doing it he corrects his behavior, but. he does do it.ship them with: PYRRHA. also lowkey ren.brotp them with: nora and ruby. great, now he has nine sisters.needs to stay away from: romantically, weiss and ruby. stop it. misc. thoughts: the fucking hate he gets is so boring. like, we GET IT, the first two seasons weren’t great writing wise and they focused too much on him. BUT LIKE. HE’S A MAIN CHARACTER. GET USED TO IT.

nora

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: her resilience. she will never stop fighting, never give up, no matter how bleak the situation. also, her optimism. she can make the best out of any situation.worst quality:  she’s me so there’s a lot. she has like, ZERO filter. which from an audience stand point, it’s fun, but as a character trait it can cause problems. ship them with: REN. RUBY. pyrrha. neon (rip remnant)brotp them with: PYRRHA. yang. jaune. ruby.needs to stay away from: god. i don’t know. jaune? do ppl ship that?misc. thoughts: she’s me and i will die 4 her. also the reason i brotp her and jaune so much is once i read a fic in her perspective and it said she didn’t like/trust jaune and i was like “FUCK YOU” and now, here we are. GOOD JOB FIC WRITER, WHOEVER YOU ARE.

pyrrha

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff (kinda torn between gryffindor and hufflepuff, but when it comes to her ideals, i think they align closer with hufflepuff)best quality: her selflessness. she’ll always put other people above herself. if she can make someone happy, well, she’s going to do it. regardless of how she feels.worst quality: her selflessness. again, she doesnt put herself first, ever, and because of that she bottles stuff in and doesn’t tell people how she’s feeling. she doesn’t want to burden anyone.ship them with: JAUNE. lowkey ruby. also nora.brotp them with: NORA. nora and pyrrha love each other the most: fact.needs to stay away from: cinder? cinder. go away cinder.misc. thoughts: WINTER SOLIDER PYRRHA IS GONNA KICK MY ASS AND I’M GONNA THANK HER FOR IT

ren

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff best quality: his heart. when he ran to nora when they were kids, how he treated the survivor, his and jaune’s little exchange at the end of s2 when jaune says they’ll make it out to the village another time, showing that going and helping the village was important to ren. he has a strong heart, i don’t know how else to describe it.worst quality: he needs to learn to like communicate. but like, SERIOUSLY. more ren. please. if i had to give an answer, i would say he’s kind of oblivious. he doesn’t pick up on social cues sometimes? like “THIS! IS! HAPPENING!” “what is happening?” and when nora had to drag him away from jaune and pyrrha having a Moment. ship them with: NORA. lowkey jaune.brotp them with: jaune. sun, thanks to you. also pyrrha. and i love his and weiss’s lowkey friendship, again thanks to you.needs to stay away from: yang. i fucking hate ren/yang.misc. thoughts: please let him continue to grow as a character oh my god

lucas scott

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: he loves. easily. he loves brooke. he loves peyton. he loves lindsey. he loves haley, and nathan, and jamie. he loves his mom. he loves keith. he loves his friends. he wants them to be happy. he doesn’t want to hurt anyone! worst quality: he’s pretentious as fuck and he’s selfish. he might love easily, but his love for different people conflict and he doesn’t think about how his actions can hurt people. ship them with: BROOKE. peyton.brotp them with: haley! and nathan. skills too. needs to stay away from: i’m not a big fan of romantic lucas/haley but i dont hate it?misc. thoughts: it really fucking annoys me when people are forgiving of every other character but lucas. like. oh my god. i’m the biggest brooke stan, i get it, he fucked up! but it’s time to move on. his biggest fuck up was cheating in season 1. HE’S A GOOD KID! STOP HOLDING HIM TO THE SHITTY PRETENTIOUS WRITING OF SEASON 1!

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Mini Fanfic #401: MDL #1: Pyrrha and Nora

JNPRO Residents.....

Pyrrha: (Eyes Widened and Gasps at The Kitchen Table full of Nicely Made Breakfast Meals) Oscar....you made all of this for us?

Oscar: (Smiles Softly) Kind of. I had help from Ren. (Waves at Ren at the Living Room Sofa)

Ren: (Waves Back at Oscar While Enjoying his Cup of Coffee)

Pyrrha: (Almost at a Lost of Words) Oscar...this is-

Nora: IS THAT A LITERAL STACKS OF PANCAKES?!!!!

Oscar: Yep. And it's all made just for-

Nora: YEAHHHHHHH!!!! (Immediately Rushes over the Kitchen Table and Enjoy her Stacks of Pancakes)

Oscar: -yours......('Sigh') I know Nora loves pancakes, but this is starting to get ridiculous now....

Pyrrha: (Giggles Softly)

Fifteen Minutes of Breakfast Later.....

Nora: ('Sighs Relaxingly and Satisfyingly') Oh my gosh...That was sooooooo goooood.....

Oscar: I'm really glad you guys liked it.

Pyrrha: (Smiles Softly as she uses a Napkin to Politely Wipe the Crumbs off the side of her Lip) Oh, Oscar. We loved it. Thank you so much.

Nora: (Smiles Softly at her Baby) Yeah....Thanks, Sweetie-Pie-

*Ahem*

The duo looks back at their boyfriend Ren, who Glares at them Disappointedly.

Pyrrha: (Giggles Softly at how Cute Ren's Glare really is) You too, Ren~

Nora: You're the best, Renny-Kins!~ (Happily Blow Kisses Towards Ren)

Ren: (Nodded Satisfyingly while Enjoying the Rest of his Coffee)

Nora: (Giggles Softly) Anywho....This might the best Mother's Day yet.

Oscar: There's still one more thing I wanna give you girls today. (Hands out an sealed Envelope to Pyrrha and Nora)

Nora: Aww~ You wrote a letter for us?

Oscar: Yeah. (Rub the Back of his head Back and Forth) Jaune and Ren already brought amazing gifts that I'd figured I write you a letter about how you two mean to me.

Pyrrha: Oscar, you know we would love anything you get for us.

Oscar: I know, but I already kind of decided on giving you this letter instead. Still....I hope you like it.

Nora: We are going to love it, sweetie! (Rip open the Envelope, Took out her Reading Glasses, and Starts Reading the Letter) (*Clears Throat*) Dear Pyrrha and Nora, I wrote this letter to you on Mother's Day today to tell you how much the both of you mean to me. (Awww~) Nora, back when we first met in Mistral, you were one of the few people in our group of friends who treated me with kindness and care. The moment you treated me like I was your own son was weird at first. But throughout our journey together, i realize now that it meant more than just some phase....To me, it meant....(Tears Start Coming up on her eyes) that you really love me and that you want to protect with everything you got regardless of who I am. ('Sniff') Even if we're not Blood Related....('Sniff') You were....and will always be the Best Lightning Mom that I ever have. (Drop the letter Down on table and Starts Crying her eyes out)

Pyrrha: (Picks up the letter and Continues Reading) Pyrrha, we hardly knew each other. In fact, after we saved you from Salem's grasp, I could've sworn you would give me the Cold Shoulder because of Ozpin being in my self conscious. But instead..... You treated me like I really am my own person. You even encouraged me to be the best I can be everyday and that I DO belong on this team...this family just as much as you are. And I just want you to know that to me, I don't see a Maiden.....All I see is Pyrrha Nikos....A Fearless Warriors....A Trustworthy Friend.....An Amazing Girlfriend of Three.....(Tears Coming up on her Eyes).....And.....('Sniff') A Very Loving Mother......S-So no matter what happens in this world going forward.....

Nora: (Continues Reading the Letter with Teary Eyes) J-J-Just know that I will ALWAYS love you two forever and all Eternal... Because you, Ren, and Jaune mean more to me than my companions..... Y-You're all my family....Whom I Love Very Much....

Pyrrha/Nora: ('Sniff') Sincerely.....Oscar Everlynn Pines.....(Turns to Oscar in Teary Eyes)

Oscar: Soooooooooo? What do you guys-

Pyrrha/Nora: OH, OSCAR!!!!! (Rushes over and Gives Oscar a Big, Loving Group Hug) THANK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!

Pyrrha: That was the sweetest letter we've ever read......

Oscar: (Genuinely Surprised) Seriously? You guys really like it?

Nora: Sweetie, we LOVE it! But we love you so much more and then some! Momma's sweet baby boi~ (Gives Oscar a Big Kiss on the Cheek)

Pyrrha: Oscar, you mean a lot to both of us just as much as Jaune and Ren does. We're all so blessed to have you in our family. (Kiss Oscar on the other side of his cheek Before Crying Again with Nora while Holding their Farm Prince Close to them)

Oscar: (Smiles Sincerely at two of his Moms) You Guys.....I love you too. (Happily Hugs his Moms Back) (Wow.....That went a lot well than I thought it did.....This really might be the Best Mother's Day yet)

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Mini Fanfic #357: The Weak Link (RWBY)

Oscar: (Sitting in the sofa with his Team (Family) while being under a long blanket together) You guys think I'm....the Weak Link of the group?

Pyrrha: (Immediately Frowns with Concern once she heard the question) Oscar sweetie....where is this coming from?

Jaune: (Getting Worried as Well) Yeah, bud. Is everything okay?

Nora: (Frowns Worryingly and a bit Angerily for her baby) No one's not making you feel bad, are they?

Oscar: No. It's not that. It's just.....A thought is all. I mean....('Sigh') I know I'm making progress and all, but....I can't help but feel like I'm kind of dragging you guys and everyone else don't. You know.... given the fact that I'm not even a Hunter yet. Heck, the only reason I was able to keep up a lot more than before was because of Ozpin and Long Memory's power. Other than that.....I still need a lot of improvement if I'm actually going to catch up with any of you guys in the battlefield.

Ren: (Frowns Sadly) So that's why you were training recklessly the other day....

Jaune/Nora: (Eyes Widened in Shock) What?!

Oscar: Ren!

Pyrrha: Oscar, is that true?

Oscar: Well...You see...uhh(Chuckles Awkwardly) Funny story, honestly. I-

Ren: (Gives Oscar a Fatherly Glare) Oscar. Don't lie to us.

Jaune: (Face Grows Even More Concerned) Please.

Oscar: ('Sigh in Defeat') Yeah.......What Ren said was true....I was pretty reckless in our training session together.

Nora: (Gives Oscar a Motherly mix of Sad, Worried, and Disappointed Look) Honey.....You know better than to be reckless. Especially in training.

Oscar: (Feels a bit Ashamed) I know...And I'm really sorry for worrying and even trying to lie to guys. I just don't want to be a Lost Cause to all of you and the rest of our team.

Pyrrha: Oscar Everlynn Pines!

Oscar: ...................(Turns to JNR with a "Really?" Look on his face) Okay. Which one of you three told Pyrrha my middle name?

Jaune/Ren: (Points at the true Culprit) Nora.

Nora: (Giggles Softly) Guilty as Charged!~

Oscar: (Facepalms while Sighing) Figures....

Pyrrha: We can worry about the Middle Name later....(Gently Hold Oscar's hands and gave him a Mother Like Glare) Right now I want to let it be clear that we, young man, do NOT think of you as a Lost Cause. And we never will be.

Oscar: Pyrrha....

Jaune: Pyrrha's right, Oscar. We all know what it feels like to better ourselves in combat and it can be pretty long and difficult sometimes.

Ren: Which is all the more reason to take training sessions one step at a time instead of rushing through it to expect results.

Nora: And it also won't do you any good you're gonna keep being all reckless and junk.

Oscar: Yeah....I think I'm starting to get what you guys are saying here. I'm sorry again for worrying you..... again.

Ren: (Smiles Softly as he Softly Ruffles Oscar's hair) We're just glad you're safe now. As well as learning a very valuable lesson.

Jaune: (Smiles Softly) Yeah. And Hey, if you're up for it, we can all go training together tomorrow.

Oscar: Really?

Nora: (Smiles Brightly) Yep-Yep! But you gotta promise all of us that you won't be Mr. Reckless Pants anymore. I don't think my poor heart can take seeing our baby boy hurt anymore. (Boops on Top of Oscar's Nose)

Pyrrha: And I also want you to Promise us not to call yourself a "Lost Cause" or anything terrible about yourself ever again. Because to us, you're a wonderful Farm Boy whom we love very much. (Kiss Oscar's cheek)

Oscar: (Chuckles Lightly from the kiss on the cheek) Okay. Okay. I promise not to be reckless or to think bad about myself again. You have my word.

Ren: (Gives Oscar a Hug) Thank you, Oscar.

Pyrrha, Jaune, and Nora joins in on their hug.

Oscar: (Smiles Softly while being engulfed by his Family's Loving Embrace) If anything, I should be thanking you guys. For looking out for me and stuff.

Pyrrha: (Heart Melts by Oscar's Kindness and Care) There's no need to thank us for that, sweetheart. We're practically family now.

Jaune: (Smiles Brightly) Definitely. And families always stick together.

Nora: (Smiles Brightly) Through thick and thin! Nothing could come between us even if they could try!

Oscar: (Chuckles Lightly) Right. (Smiles Softly) I love you guys....

Next Day in the Afternoon

On TV: I will show you....The Power of the Azure!!!

*Scroll Rang*

Oscar: (Get his Scroll out of his pocket and took the Face-Time call) Hello? (Sees Team RWBY on his screen) Oh, hey guys.

RWBY: (Softly Glares at Oscar in Silent)

Oscar: Uhh....Is something wrong or.....

Ruby: Oscar, what is this we hear about you calling yourself a "Lost Cause"? As well as being Reckless during your training with your father, Ren?

Oscar: Wait. How did you-......(Turns towards his family) Which one of you told Ruby and the others about last night?

Jaune/Ren/Pyrrha: Nora.

Oscar: (Gives Nora a Somewhat Childish Glare)

Nora: (Shrugged) What? I have to tell them something. They're Family too, ya know?

Oscar: (Facepalms while Groaning) Why did I even bother?....

Yang: Sooooo.....You guys doing anything for the rest of the day?

Oscar: Well-

Pyrrha: (Smiles Softly) Not at all, Yang. We have all day in the house to ourselves today.

Yang: (Smiles Brightly) Good! We're coming over.

Oscar: Wait What-

Blake: See you soon, Oscar.

Weiss: And be prepare for our conversation together once we get here, mister.

Ruby: Buh-Bye~

Oscar: RUBY, WAIT-

*Call End*

Oscar: ('Sigh Heavily') The things I do for love.....

Pyrrha: Oscar, they're only doing this because they love and care about you.

Oscar: Yeah....I know.

And with that, once Team RWBY arrived at the JNPRO residents, they begin to scold the farm boi for being reckless at training and thinking badly about himself.

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Mini Fanfic #382: Home From a Fist Fight (RWBY)

*Door Opens*

Pyrrha: (Smiles Softly) Welcome home, Os-CAR!! What on Earth happened to you?!

Jaune: (Immediately Made His way to the Door Alongside Ren and Nora) Pyrrha, what's wrong- ('Gasps') Oscar?!

Ren: (Worried) Oscar, what happened?

Nora: (Enraged) Who's legs I need to BREAK?!

Oscar: (Chuckles Awkwardly while Standing in front of the door with a Messy Hair and a few White Bandages on the Left Side of his Cheek) Funny story, actually...You see, I-

Penny: (Standing Right Behind Oscar) Little Brother Oscar got into a fist fight at the Atlas Yahct Club.

JNPR: You WHAT?!

Oscar: (Turns to Penny) Penny! I told you to let me do all the talking!

Penny: And I told you that it is very wrong to lie. Especially towards your family!

Oscar: ('Sigh') I know, but I don't want any them to worry either-

Jaune: Oscar.

Oscar: (Turns Around to see Four Sets of Worried like Glares in his Direction)

Jaune: Is this true?

Oscar: ('Sigh in Defeat') Yeah.....I did got into a fist fight at the club today. It was with this snobby rich jerk named Chad, who been messing with me and Whitley the moment we even got ourselves something to eat....He even insulted you guys and the rest of our friends in the process....(Groaning a Little) Was this close to Breaking his legs too....

Nora: ('GASPS') SERIOUSLY?!!

Oscar: (Taken Back By Nora Sudden Outburst) Uhh..Yeah....I did actually. The guy angered me that much that I was close to doing so.

Nora: Oh....my God.....(Tears Coming Down Her Eyes) Mama's so Proud!!!!~

Ren: Nora!

Nora: What?! Do any of you have any idea how happy this makes me? ('Sniff') My Baby's one step away from Breaking Legs....('Sniff') I never thought I see the day.....

Jaune: (Facepalms while Sighing) Really isn't anything to write home about, 'hon.....

Pyrrha: It isn't. (Turns back to Oscar with a Soft Glare) As for you young man, you know better than to get into fights or any form of violence. You could've gotten yourself hurt.

Oscar: But that guy was in our necks the first time I even joined the club! And I couldn't just let him get away with him bad mouthing all of you like-

Pyrrha: Oscar Everlynn Pines!!

Oscar: (Immediately Stops Talking and Listen to what Pyrrha has to say) Y-Yes Ma'am?

Pyrrha: (Sighs as she Gently Place Both of Her Hands onto Oscar's Cheeks) We all love and appreciate you for looking out for all of us, but seeing you hurt only makes us sad. Do you understand?

Jaune: (Frowns a Bit Sadly) She does has a point here, bud. We all were pretty scared when we saw Bandages on your face...

Ren: (Frowns as Well) It surprised us even more when we heard that you even gotten yourself into a fight like this.

Nora: While I am still happy that you were even thinking about breaking the jerk's legs.....(Frowns Very Sadly) It really does makes me sad everytime I see you hurt like this......

Penny: (Hugs Oscar with a Frown) Me too. It made me worry about you even more, Oscar......

Oscar: (Immediately Starts Feeling Bad ) Guys, I......(Took A Deep Breath) You're right. I promise I won't get into another fight again. I'm sorry for worrying you.

Pyrrha: (Joins in on the Hug Alongside the rest of their Team/Family) As long as your home here safe, that all it really matters.

Nora: We love you so much, sweetie.

Oscar: (Smiles Softly While Being in a Loving Group Hug) I love you guys too. So uhh.... Hypertonicity Speaking.....If any of you were in my shoes.....If anyone were to bad-mouth me, what would you-

Pyrrha: (Giggles Softly with a Smile on her Face) Oh that person wouldn't be in this world right now.

Oscar: (Eyes Widened) Wait. Seriously?

Pyrrha: Yep~

Jaune: (Chuckles Lightly) Yeah.... I'm pretty sure we wouldn't have stop her either.

Ren: (Chuckles Lightly) In fact, we would probably back her up for assistance.

Nora: (Giggles Softly) And I would probably break two legs and than some if anyone were to talk crap about our precious Farm Boi. (Continues Laughing with her Lovers)

Oscar: Heh Heh..... Real funny, you guys....(Whispers to Penny) Penny, you wouldn't actually send anyone off of this world if anyone were to bad-mouth me....would you?

Penny: (Smiles Brightly) Oh of course not. I could never do that.

Oscar: ('Sigh in Relief') Oh thank-

Penny: (Nuzzle into Oscar's Cheek) I would probably Annihilate them into Complete and Utter Destruction if anyone were to insult you, my dear little brother~

Oscar: (Eyes Widened Again) ......You don't say.....(Jeez...I know my family are overprotective, but this is something else....)

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Mini Fanfic #371: Aftermath of April Fool's Day (RWBY)

Weiss: ('Sigh') I cannot believe we were all pranked by Oscar of all people.

Oscar: (Being Hugged by Penny right now) Alright. In my defense, that joke was for my team only. Though, I still can't believe you guys fell for it as well......

Yang: (Shrugged with a Small Smile) That was a clever prank you pulled-

Ruby: (Glares at her Big Sister).......

Yang: I-I mean.....Bad! Yeah. It was still a bad prank you pulled, Oscar Pine. You should know better.

Oscar: (Rolled His Eyes) Uh-huh.....

Glynda: ('Sigh') Regardless, we all hope you learned a very valuable lesson today, young man.

Oscar: Yeah....I promise I won't prank about moving out of my home ever again.

Penny: (Gives Oscar a Serious (Yet Adorable) Pouty Face at Oscar) And you promise not to make us cry anymore?

Oscar: (Smiles Softly as he rub the top of Penny's hand while still being in her Embrace) I promise not to do that as well, Penny. I'm sorry.

Penny: (Glares at Oscar for a few seconds before Smiling) Very well. (Snuggles Close to her Little Brother) You are forgiven.

Oscar: (Chuckles Lightly) Thanks, Sis. (Turn to Team RWBY) What about you guys?

Weiss: (Sighed while Shrugging) As long as you've learned your lesson....

Blake: (Smiles While Rolling her Eyes Playfully) We forgive you, Oscar.

Yang: (Smiles Brightly) The three of us does at least. (Turns to Ruby) What do you think, sis? You wanna forgive our Precious Farm Boi too?

Ruby: (Glares (Pouts) at Oscar and his eyes for a few seconds before making her away over to him) ...............(Took Deep Breath) Alright. I forgive you.

Oscar: ('Sigh in Relief') Thanks, Ruby-

Ruby: BUUUUUT!!!

Weiss: Oh gods, here we go......

Ruby: Don't think for a second that you're officially off the hook that easy, Oscar Everlynn Pines!! (Boops on the top of Oscar's Nose)

Oscar: ('Sigh') Knew there was a catch eventually......

Ruby: (Pouts Some More) I heard that, mister!!

Nora: (Happily Walks by the Door with all three of her lovers) Knock, Knock!~

Jaune: (Smirks Playfully) Were you guys able to teach our boy a lesson today?

Ruby: Almost. You guys are just in time for the news!

Ren: (Raised An Eyebrow) "News"?

Ruby: (Smiles Brightly and a bit Michievously) That's right. Ladies and Gentlemen..... It's time we have ourselves an All-Around Cuddle Session!~

Penny/Nora: Yay!~

Oscar: .........Seriously?.....

Pyrrha: (Confused yet Somewhat Amused) ('Giggles Softly') "Cuddle Session"?

Glynda: (Raised An Eyebrow) Ms. Rose, what on green Earth is that?

Ruby: A Cuddle Session is where all of us cuddle and snuggle with one another in a huge pile. It's supposed to be an emotional group exercise. But ever since a certain FRECKLED FARM BOI....(Glares Back Towards Oscar) pulled a prank on all of us, I'd say we have one to teach him a lesson. Who's with me?

Nora: (Excitedly) I AM!~

Penny: (Smiles Brightly as she Continues Hugging Oscar) I am with you as well, Ruby!~

Weiss: (Smirks Playfully) I'd be lying if I say I'm not completely on board.

Blake: (Smiles Softly) We'll join too~

Yang: (Shrugged with a Grin on her face) Our Farm Boi have to be taught a lesson~

Jaune: (Chuckles Lightly) Welllllllllll.... We're a bit too old this kind of-

Ren: (Rolled his Eyes) Don't kid yourself here, Jaune. We're not even in our Twenties yet....

Jaune: I know that-

Pyrrha: (Have Both her Arms around Jaune and Ren with a Loving Smile) What our two handsome and beautiful, lovers meant to say is that we would love to join as well, Ruby.

Ruby: (Smiles Brightly) Sweet! (Turns to Oscar with a Playful Smirk on her face) Looks like you got yourself out numbered here, Oscar~

Oscar: (Rolled his Eyes with a Smile) Yeah, Yeah......I have. But to tell you the truth....(Starts Blushing a Little) I'm really glad we're doing this again, you know? Cause....I really do love you guys.

Almost Everyone in the Room: Awwwwh~

Pyrrha: (Heart Begins to Melt Once Again) We love you too, Oscar Sweetie. So much~

Ruby: (Turns to Glynda) So what do you say, Ms. Goodwitch? You wanna join us too?

Glynda: (Unsure) I don't know, Ms. Rose.... While I am happy that all of you developed your own group's activity together, I'm afraid I might be a bit too old for anything..... "Cuddly" related.

Oscar: Glynda, didn't you cuddled with me that one time we got inside from the cold in Atlas?

Glynda: (Blushing in a Bit of Embarrassment) Oscar!

Nora: ('GAPS') OH MY GOD!! REALLY?!!!

Glynda: I-I-I....('Sighs in Defeat') Fine. It's True....I did, in fact, Cuddled with Oscar in the cabin. B-But that's only because the inside was cold and that I couldn't bear to let him getting himself sick.

Everyone in the Room: Awwwwwh~

Oscar: Okay. But you still enjoyed it, right?

Glynda: (Sighs while Slowly Smiling a Little) Yes. Yes I did. I suppose I'll join you all in your little "Cuddle Session" just this once.

Ruby: (Smiles Brightly) Nice! This might be the best Cuddle Session we have yet!~

Oscar: Soooo....Does this automatically means we're having a sleepover here or.....

Ruby: Definitely!

Oscar: (Smiles Softly) Cool.

And with that, the entire gang had themselves a huge sleepover that night. Which was Followed by the best Cuddle Pile Session they've ever had in a long time.

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Fanfic #7: A Halo Friendship (Bonus Chapter 1) JNR's Nightly Conversation

After a somewhat inspiring speech from their closet friend, Ruby Rose, and a pretty well done meal prepared by their new friend, Oscar Pine, the gang decided now it would be a good time to call it a day and get some good night sleep before tomorrow.

The Arcs' household has only three separate guest rooms for the gang to sleep at. One's for Team RWBY, Another one's for JNR Trio, and the last one's for Oscar. Qrow, on the other hand, decided it would be best to crash on the couch, while Maria decided to walk out to the backyard to get some fresh air....for some reason.

While Ren and Nora were sitting on two sides of the bed, having their usual conversation, their 'fearless' leader was looking up in the ceiling, already lost in his thoughts. There was only two things that were on Jaune's mind right now. The first one was hoping and praying that his plan to get to Altas would actually work and the other being Oscar himself. Out of the two, he would say that Oscar is the one he worries about the most. While he's really glad that the farm boy had accepted his apology, part of him still wondering if the leader actually deserve that apology or not. Jaune still remembered how he'd pinned the poor kid to the wall and even went as far as to question his worth to the team. He also remembered Oscar's words towards him and everyone in the room. About how they treated him like a liability, a monster, and how he is just a victim as everyone else in the group. It's no secret that everyone (Jaune especially) pretty much deserved every single word the farm boy gave to them after their poor treatment to him earlier. And while Jaune is still upset at Ozpin for multiple reasons, that still didn't gave him the right to treat Oscar that way.

His thoughts, however, were immediately vanished when two of his best friends and teammates worryingly took notice of their leader's dilemma.

Nora: Is everything okay there, Jaune?

Jaune: Oh um...yeah. Sorry about that. I was just thinking is all...

Ren: Are you still thinking about the plan for tomorrow?

Jaune: Well there's that...but there's also.... something else...

Nora: Not really sure if I would be right on this or not, but...is the other thing your thinking about was Oscar?

Jaune: (Slowly Nodded) 'sigh' I know that he already forgave us and all....but... I don't know if I even deserved to forgiven or not? Not after everything I did...

Nora: Jaune...we talked about this....

Jaune: I know I know. I shouldn't put this much pressure on myself and all...but I still feel terrible about what I did back there. I punched my sister's wall, then I pinned that poor kid to that wall, and to top it all of, I even had the nerve to questioned him like that even after everything he done for us so far....'sigh heavily' I'm honestly starting to wonder if we even deserve someone like him or not....

Ren: 'takes some deep breaths' Listen, Jaune, I know I already told you this before, but I meant it when I said that you need to stop blaming yourself like this. It's not healthy for your physical or even your mental state. Now while I do understand that you were completely out of hand back there, you need to realize that even after everything you did and every word you said to him, Oscar still forgave you...he forgave all of us as well...

Nora: Renny's right, Jaune. Even after standing up against us, he still gave us another chance in our friendship. SO instead of just feeling sorry for ourselves, we need to do whatever we can to be the best friends that boy ever have and make sure that we'll never treat him that poorly ever again! Don't you agree, our 'Fearless' Leader?

Jaune: Yeah......y-you guys are right! We shouldn't feel sorry for ourselves like this! Especially not when we're all given a another chance to make things right!

Nora: (Smiles Brightly) Exactly!! That's the leader we know and love!!!~ So are you done feeling sorry for yourself?

Jaune: Well (laughs lightly) not entirely...but I'm going to do whatever it take keep moving forward. It's what Pyrrha would've wanted for us after all.

Ren: That's right. And we here for you every step of the way.

Nora: Amen to that, Renny!~ And don't worry, Jaune, we're not gonna leave you anytime soon.

Jaune: Ren...Nora...I....(Pulls both Ren and Nora in for a group hug) Thank you. Thank you guys so much...

Ren: There there, Jaune. It's okay.

Nora: Yeah. It's gonna be okay, Jaune-Jaune~ And while we on the topic of Oscar....(comically in fake tears) I am so glad that our precious baby boy has came back to us, safe and sound!!~

Ren: (Groans) Nora, we've been over this. Oscar is not our son.......(smiles softly) but regardless, I'm really glad he's came back too. I honestly don't know what I do if anything happened to him.

Jaune: Yeah me too......(Thought up an idea) Okay, you guys, once we actually get to Atlas, let's make sure that we give that farm boy the love, the appreciation, and care he needs! (Cause, lord knows he needs one now...)

Nora: Aye aye, captain!!~

Ren: I like that the sound of that.

And with that, the JNR trio finally have a good night's rest. Deep down, Jaune was really glad that him and his team had this talk. Now he has to hope and pray that his plan would actually go well tomorrow morning.