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Battle Intro: ”What the hell’re YOU starin’ at!?”

Victory: “What a coupla quacks! Bet I coulda done that with my eyes closed.”

Half HP: “I betcha think you’re sooo great, huh? Well I’m still standin. Bring it on!”

Low HP: “Take it easy! I bruise like a banana!”

Defeat: “Cheaters! There’s two of you an’ only one of me! I demand a recount!”

Death: “Egh! If I wanted to die at the hand of a coupla creepy twins, I woulda asked my kids to murder me...well. Least there ain’t a line...”

Assist: “Charles! Mandingo! Bust these fakes! ...Eh? Why the hell are ya sympathizing with ‘em!?”

Taunt: “You have chiseled features and your sense of fashion is near perfect! ...Huh. That didn’t come out the way I hoped it would.”

Reacting to Taunt: “I know what you’re tryin’ to do. You’re tryin’ to make me lose my temper to throw me off. But I’m afraid cooler heads have prevailed.”

Flee: “Yeahhh, I’m just gonna... step out before I get my tail handed to me Heh, heh....”

Reacting to Flee: “What a coupla sissies! Run back to your fashion studio and get another nose job! That’s right, I know they’re fake.”

Tie: “Good game, I guess... still woulda beat ya if it weren’t for that shield.”

Perfect Victory: “Once again, I’ve outwitted pitifully inadequate opponent! ...How exactly did I do that?”

Low HP Victory: “Holy crap, I won! Pretty sure I fractured somethin’ but I won! Better be a prize...”

Finishing Move: “This is what I call killin’ two birds with one stone!”

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“Hey! You two look the same! But... Different...”

“They’re twins, sweetheart.”