#pwease tell

[ladythot]

Giev us your boobs rAWR!!!

[fox-guardian]

[ID: A digital comic of Celia Ripley and Samama Khalid from The Magnus Protocol. Celia is a taller, slim, Korean woman with pale skin, short black hair, rectangular glasses, gold piercings, and dimples. She is wearing a coat, vest, scarf, trousers, and nice shoes, all in green and dark purple with gold accents. Sam is a shorter, fat, South Asian man with brown skin, short curly black hair, a mustache and small goatee, and black earrings. He is wearing a coat, turtleneck, cardigan, trousers, and nice shoes, all in brown, dark red, and green.

They are standing in a hallway in front of a closed door. Celia is spinning a set of keys, and they are smiling at each other.

Celia: Well, this is me. I had a really good time, Sam. Sam: Yeah, me too! Celia: We should do this again. Sam: Y-Yeah! I'd like that a lot, Celia.

She goes to unlock her door, peeking back to smile at Sam, who is standing awkwardly, looking away. She opens her door with a creak and gives him a shrug.

Celia: Thanks again for walking me home, Sam. I really appreciate it.

She pauses, looking at him with half-lidded eyes. Sam smiles, gesturing about sheepishly. The text as he speaks takes up the next three panels, partly obscured by the two of them and fading towards the bottom.

Sam: OH! Well, you know it was no big deal I just figured you know. It's polite and it gives us more time to talk and it's not always safe out there at night. Not that you can't handle yourself I just you know and I figured company would be nice on the walk back and we were already having so much fun so-

As he talks, Celia calmly steps closer, smiling, lifting her hands up near his face. He notices her hands, looks up at her, and then looks slightly downward towards her lips as she leans closer, his eyes going sparkly. A shadow falls over him as she blocks out the light.

Sam: It's really no.... problem....

She smiles, looking at him with intent and then looks down at his lips. A pink haze appears behind them in the background. She finally tilts her head and kisses him, knocking her glasses askew. The background is all pink with hearts surrounding them. There are two closeups, one of their lips touching and one after they've pulled slightly back, lips glistening and pink sparkles surrounding their faces.

She stands back up, smiling down at him, pink haze fading behind her, before startling slightly. She is still holding his face, slightly squishing his cheeks. His eyes are still shut and he is blushing severely, hair slightly mussed. He opens his eyes, expression vague, with tiny hearts in his eyes and sparkles around him, pink haze remaining behind him, before he suddenly tips back, surrounded by hearts, and giggles "hee-hee". The tail of the speech bubble forms a heart. Celia panics, leaning forward to grab him.

He snaps back, haze gone, with a "POP!" as she pulls him up, and they are chest-to-chest for a moment before Sam pulls back, blushing, looking awkward. He clears his throat before abruptly turning around and walking off.

Sam: OKAY BYE CELIA. (smaller bubble, an aside) Sleep well.

She watches him leave, amused and confused, and chuckles "heh-heh", a couple hearts around her. She waves, heading into her flat as he leaves, embarrassed.

Celia: See you at work Monday, Sam! Sam, in a thought bubble: FUUUUCK

end ID]

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I FINISHED THE THING YAY please enjoy ripsam being. silly geese <3 after a nice date <3

[mawklee]

please reblog for greater sample size

[nonbinaryaubrey]

OH i didnt post this but.. silly little edit i did of one of the artbook pages.. transfem suny and her fuckign. meat cleaver. violent little thing

more silly joke version i made as well

oh dear...

[harvey-dent]

📸📸 smile! you’re on camera!

[shootingst4rpress]

blaseballtuals were doing this so here i go! make a poll of your favourite female characters (no limits!) and see which ones your followers love the most :)

[oceanwithouthermoon]

https://x.com/d3kutism/status/1741579841764475157?s=46

it should be illegal to be this fucking stupid so loudly and confidently omg..

mfs on the internet preach about "media literacy" yet they completely gloss over the fact that the only damn things that kusuo "canonically" is are a tsundere, an unreliable narrator, and a fucking liar LMFAOOO.. babe thats like basic reading comprehension, im sorry..

EDIT: it should go without saying not to send a person hate just because of a silly post like this one(+i dont have any reach anyway so im sure it wouldnt happen, but i wanna say this nonetheless lol) but i would just like to say that i just checked and realized that this person is 15 years old, so like... yeah, too young to be arguing with grown people on the internet. dont take this too serious or send this person hate pls lol..

[tainbocuailnge]

den-o good as fuck introducing yuuto as this mysterious brooding edgy rival character then immediately ruining that image by having the future demon he made a contract with be an extremely polite overbearing parent who keeps asking other people to get along with yuuto because he has no friends but he's really nice at heart i promise here take this candy as relationship gift and then you learn yuuto's been using up other people's memories of him to do his superhero transformations and deneb has been on his hands and knees begging people to remember yuuto fondly before his boy disappears from people's memory and consequently history completely. loudly proclaiming YES I AM SAKURAI YUUTO AND I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU AND BE YOUR FRIEND every time he possesses yuuto because he loves this kid and wants him to live and is contract bound to help him slowly kill himself but can still delay that fate a little bit, maybe, if he just leaves a good impression. yuuto please stop being mysterious yuuto i understand you are [ambiguous teenager age] and this is a very difficult period in anyone's life even without the time travel mystery surrounding your personal plotline but you're killing me here, and also yourself, which is what's killing me, emotionally that is because i'm a semi-immortal future demon but a tad more literally in your case,

[cuntyfieddemon]

bebop? bebop.

[kinokoshoujoart]

find yourself an AnWL bachelor who barks but only in conditions that contradict each other which means his barking dialogue will never actually show up in th

[rooolt]

I can’t draw like all the other cool people but I’ve been thinking about cleric spells and how they would manifest in noodler (doodler norm) and just idk here are some thoughts

Spirit guardians - we know norms spirit guardians manifest as little teenys but I think now when he casts it they rise up out of static goop and are all a little fucked up

Spiritual Weapon - big goopy black teeny fist bc it’s visually so cool to me

Any healing spells - norm still having cleric spells is very important to me and I always imagine his magic gold and so I think his heals would still have that quality but it’s like a sickly gold now that’s kinda fuzzy at the edges and like I said I think he fights to kill but doesn’t want people to die so he keeps bringing them back up until they quit

bonus - things he wouldn’t say except maybe if he were a little more fucked in the head he would, casting a spell like contagion (best spell) or harm (spell that can’t kill, big noodler spell to me) on scary and when she reacts him saying “what? Does your stomach hurt?”

[joy-drops]

My new fave outfit 💙💙💙

[anthro-cat]

please tell me if you love me directly... i'm pretty bad at noticing if you love me with only your actions

[satorisoup]

hiii sweetest lene!! ꒰✿´ ꒳ ` ꒱♡ i have a special delivery for ya! it's lene x ume! (lumeya) kyaaaaa you two make the cutest pair <3333

a lil token of my gratitude for your beautiful kajimii illustration~

ume made a flower crown just for you, cuz you are his flower queen! ✿ i hope you like it! i also incorporated some colors from the selfshippie color palette you did with ume cuz it's so cute!!! link to hq version

UWAHHH MY PWECIOUS MII !! (っ⸝⸝⸝ <) hewwo, hewwo m’ honey !! m’ soso happy to see yous in my inbox !! YIPEEE !! >//<

SOBSOBSOBSOB GASPS !! FOR MWE ??? 🥺 ouh, words can’t explain how excited i am rights now !! PWEASE !!

KYAAAA ME N’ UME !! ME N’ UME !! LUMEYA !! ⸜(*ˊᗜˋ*)⸝ ouh, ouh, MY HEART IS MELTIN’ !! tha wittle pose, my wittle outfit, tha sweet pink blushies, DA FLOWER CROWN !! mii, i swear, m’ screaming !! DIS IS DA CUTIEST ART IN DA ENTIRE WORLD !! are yous kiddin’ me ?? i fink i just might cry from da cuteness overload !! pwease, gives mwe an ounce of your beautiful talent !! (っ⌓ ˂̣̣̥ ) m’ ume’s flower princess, you say ?? (✿´꒳`)ﾉ WAHHH !! i fink my heart just might burst from da amount of cuteness !!

WAHHH mii, ouh my pwecious fwiend !! ( ˃̣̣̥ ᴖ ˂̣̣̥ ) words can’t describe how twuly grateful i ams for you !! you did all dis, just for mwe ?? even usin’ da color pallete of lumeya ?? da amount of thought and effort you put into dis has me meltin’ into a puddle of affection !! T^T how do i even begin to tell you hows much i love and cherish dis & you !! <3 ouh, THANK YOU !! fank you, fank you, FANK YOUS SHOSHOOOO MUCH FOR DIS !! you are so thoughtful, kind, & pwecious my sweet mii !! T^T dis has made me da most happiest girl in da WORLD !! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE & ADORE IT !! >_< i mean it !!

EEEEK m’ sweet mii, how are you doin’ today ?? i hopes you’ve been hydrating and feelin’ well !! m’ tellin’ kaji to come & gives you a smoochie, right now !! i wuv you shosho much, m’ givin’ you so many big smoochies !! FANK YOU !! MWUAH MWUAH MWUUUUAH EHE !! <3 🍓

[moonlit-imagines]

guys send me an ask describing how you imagine me looks-wise

[kordbot]

mutuals gather round me I need your guidance bc I'm indecisive. should I play the cyclops route or the lanks route in my current the hopeful playthrough