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tsuki-sennin · 2 years ago
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Having grown to appreciate her unusually kind form of selfishness, Gira propositions the exceptional Queen Himeno for aid in his crusade in the aftermath of the battle at Ishabana's capital of Flopital. However, before she is able to treat the wounded in the castle, Kuwagon signals the arrival of a newcomer. The silver and gold God Kabuto, who fires upon the King-Ohgers. Yanma, Himeno, and Gira are swept away by Kuwagon's rescue, and God Kabuto pursues them...
So the story goes! Anyways, let's get back to that now, Spoilers, I guess~!
-Oh fuck, he's one of the big boys.
-Wow, that reformation was
-Instant, holy crap.
-Aaaaaaand, they're down! Booooosh!
-Oooooh
-There he is, Kaguragi the bee man.
-His facial expressions are equal parts hiliarious and terrifying.
-Since female bees of all are the ones with stingers, this implies to me that he has T-masc swag, so I think I'm incorporating that into my headcanon. Entirely independently, mind you.
-Anyhoo, I'm now listening to Zenryoku King for the tenth time today.
-Aaaaah~!
-What a lovely place, Toufu is.
-I love seeing Toei go through all these typical high fantasy JRPG settings, it gives me joy.
-I think the one recurring bit they don't do is try to claim the whole setting as just one continent.
-I've gotta ask, does Sebastian get paid? Y'know, a lot?
-I suppose Himeno skipped her bible study. ...can't say I blame her, tbh.
-Girl really said "I'm taking God for my collection."
-I just noticed this, but Yanma's headphones apparently aren't cat-ear ones.
-Ooooooh, remaking the divine in the form of modern industry. That's very thaumatech-y. Like Radiant Historia or uh... Fantasian, I've never played that one.
-Oooooh, grasshopper? I mean, of course there'd be one.
-...Ooooooh, what if there's a moth like Inazuman?
-Racles fucking cheated to wake it up somehow, didn't he?
-Oh okay, just leave Yanma there. Okay.
-Oh fuck, I didn't notice! Where is Gira?
-Good morning!
-Okay, goodbye... Kabutan!
-Kaguragi Jumpscare.
-"You..."
-I absolutely love So Kaku's voice.
-"Hail to the king, dude!"
-Kuroko! ...Oh wait, no, I'm not supposed to take note of you, uhhh...
-Daaaaamn, Kaguragi! You sure have a lot of... wheat!
-"Turning yourself in? Seems like kind of a bitch move."
-Oooooh, oooooh, ooooooh!
-"You! Are a very brave and wonderful man, tyrant boy!"
Gira: ...so like, do you have issues with Racules or- Kaguragi: He is nothing BUT an issue! He works his people to death, attempted to wrest control of my nation's god, withholds his industrial innovations from my subjects... He even made fun of my ponytail by calling it a manbun, even though they're TOTALLY different!
-Ooooooh, funky!
-What a lively place.
-Must be nice to have.
-...wait, so there's more grain in Toufu than anywhere else in the world? ...guess the scale's a lot smaller than I thought.
-"This radish is is covered in dirt and bugs... my favorite~!"
-Wash your veggies before you eat 'em.
-There's God Hachi up there.
-Working hard to claim the fruits of thy labor! That is the Land of Toufu!
-"Sir Gira! ...let your best buddy in the whole wide world Lord Kaguragi handle this!"
-Alright, time to get it!
-Bonk!
-Man, I am just digging this soundtrack.
-Ohger Finish~!
-Aaaaand we've officially given up!
-"Could you like... give us time?"
-Well, he's given up.
-He has far too much drip to care what Racules thinks, Yanma.
-Guess the Shugoddamites still believe in their asshole king.
-...man, I miss Toufu's air already.
-"Shhh, shhh. There's the peasant Gira likes. ...Yeeeees, I look forward to seeing him prostrated before me."
-The Judge.
-There's Rita. There they be.
-"Well, that bitchass loser Racules doesn't wanna help me... which is why I must ask that you provide your aid!"
-"FOOOOOOD!"
-"Yanma, you fucker, keep your gross chopsticks out of the pot!"
-God this is so funny.
-The top of Tikyu's pecking order!
-"Pwease do it for our children!"
-Well, Gira's caught on.
-Slack jawed tanuki... Hey man, Keiwa'd be carrying you guys! ...more literally than anything, but.
-I love you Kaguragi.
-Here they come. The Bugnarak. In the quarry~!
-Fuck you, Dezzy.
-Tomato~!
-"Time for a bit of pesticide!"
-Hatch It!
-Ohgai Busou!
-Hachi Ohger!
-Yoooooooooo!
-Whoa, he's flexible!
-How bold of him.
-Bees. My God.
-This is amazing.
-Shugod Jumpscare.
-Using the lady as bait, smh Yanma
-Oh shit, there he is!
-"...That's not Racules."
-Kaguragi Dybowski. He cheated us all.
-God, this is epic.
-Well, he is giving Gira what he demanded at the start of the episode.
-"You little bitch!"
-Well, Gira sure was quick to forgive.
-Bug Kiss
-Good morning, Kabutan!
-Together!
-King-Ohger, come forth!
-I guess God Hachi picked up Kaguragi during that transition.
-God Papillon. Where's your Chief Justice, eh?
-King, King! King Ohger!
-Man, this dynamic's gonna be the best thing ever once Rita jumps in.
-Thank you, God Hachi.
-Ahhh, the old "attack the parts not covered by the shell" tutorial boss.
-Blown off the mountain.
-Bee Man did it.
-"Apology not accepted. Time to die, Bee Boy!"
-"No dying today."
-Man, Himeno really was about to relieve him of his head. She really is a mantis lady!
-Kaguragi has joined the party!
-"Hohohoho! Leave the scheming to the professionals, hmm? As for you, Sir Gira..."
-Oh wow, he sold them right out!
-Rita Time.
-Goddamn, they're on point.
-"Treachery, assault, attempted regicide, illegal trespassing, obstruction of justice, unlawful consumption of food... swagless behavior. By the power vested in me as Chief Justice of the International Court and Sovereign of Gokkan, I place you under arrest."
-Ohhhhh I've been waiting anxiously to see you, Your Honor.
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f0xd13-blog · 10 months ago
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When elon musgo discovered madonna is in fact a loser and he has a thang for G's after all
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Fe yall do you go to italy or croatia and find this? Nope... maybe croatia because they have borats...
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Totally gypsy. This only exists in anime and movie characters
Or asia... you go to asia and that is totally the sauna asian boi look
It's literally obvious the puerto rican influence in the way usa see roma people and asians... they be like "latino asians out there?" How tf is a latino not an asian if that's what jesus christ was like do you guys ever make sense?
Anyways I didn't even felt sorry for madonna coz she knows she ain't invited for years now
God help us with the jewish and puerto ricans tho like insane... pls study something that is outside of your country and you would notice your culture is just black and indigenous gypsy so like it is kind of the same everywhere lol
Like i feel like im still a slave because everyhing that i'am is being suckrd up from all angles and it be so weird coz like... so there's black people everywhere and the asians just stayed in asia... ok...
Well tell that to spike lee... go meet spike lee and say hey your lee is nonexistang you are just spike sowwy
....when the european union open up doors for immigration, asians finally had an opportunity to get out of asia of course dduhh
That's what's funny i hate them up... they thought ronaldo was the only one and then he isn't... since i'm not a racist and fragile af i don't like people just coz they are gypsy so i just judge them according to my opinion... i did the same with rocky marciano. And it be funny because they use the ones that they think are indo european sometimes and then they isn't ahahhaha witch laughing my ass off
But i in fact like messi he is like naruto that's why it pisses me off even more coz elon is messing up with our game here... ronaldo is supposed to be sasuke... messi is like naruto he is the best scorer but the prizes go to ronaldos effort and accomplishments which are a lot more and bolder lez be honest... if the prizes was given fairly every year in the west. Also... ronaldo and muhammad ali are the goat because they did all that christian path to the west and then went back to the holy land literally ronaldo's and ali's story. Stop trying to make sense of shit you don understand pwease.
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He even paints his nails like sasuke é tranforms into super siu.
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Literally everyone with ronaldo and messi... not literally them tho ew the first dude needs to brush his teeth
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Now lez look at them celebs faces of sarcasm and laugh because u know in america this shouldd be sounding like flamenco because they know what margarita hayworth is when you're an artist
A lot of dem being G's is the cherry on top
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Christina was even a cepting robalia and all buahahhaha but like girl just start a track and end it i don know wtf you think you are doing honestly. Sony is weird af
You start and then you finnish it FINNISH HIM idk how to explaon it better but like transitions from like an intro to something else need to be way smoother and seem like the same track... or else it looks like phony shit. Which it was and it still is.
G stuff. That's why i prefer Ronaldo
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For all the queees and peoples that doesn't know what a female is: liv morgan doing the G female siu when she enters the ring.
Instagram deletes gypsy accounts that have G content. For example you can't say like a G and publish semi nudes of maradona
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It means I came from the sea
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darlingpwease · 3 years ago
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... what toys do they prefer
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content warnings... sub?ish reader, sex toys (dildo; vibrator for kaeya & diluc), bottom boys, discipline, dom/sub, rough sex, praise (g.), hyperstimulation (g.)
pls don’t judge me its my first time writing sub reader im such a big dom im not capable of subbing but still tried🥺
source: BF -bijoux fantaisie-
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brat-taming + sadism/masochism + degradation names / pet names (puppy, mild 'slutty' / 'needy') + orgasm denial (g.) + double penetration + size kink / belly bulge
Ajax is always submissive, but sometimes, if you insist, he can dominate; although at such moments he looks so pathetic, since he is used to being a brat and your fuckboy, whom you tease and fight until you win, since a partner capable of defeating him is rated by him as more suitable (always stretches to someone stronger), but after your insistence, he, of course, will make concessions.
But even so, Ajax does only what you allow, although you may think that you will obey — but in the end you will still grab him by the hair or by the collar and punish him, because during the "domination" he does not stop teasing you, forcing you to seize control. Absolutely hopeless dom, there is no bigger sub than him, and every sub next to him becomes dom.
painslut. the more painful, the better. make him whine from the sensations, even when it's just the beginning — his face becomes so feverishly rosy, especially when he sees his stomach getting bigger while you push it further, stretching, as if preparing to break him. hr tries to accept the toy even more, whispering to you that he can still, but his body is already close to not being able to stand it — these are the sensations he strives for. Ajax will not be able to calm down until his body becomes perfectly malleable, no matter what exactly you want to play with using his body.
double penetration. almost the same as painslut — if his body can withstand several at once, then doesn't he look even better? especially if you like to see belly bulge, because Ajax definitely likes to feel completely full. he tries his best not to cum, but the 'training' is so hard because he can't hold back when pain and pleasure consume his mind. he is more sensual than thinking, and it is so hard for him to resist his body.
validation. when you say how well he accepts everything, or how charmingly rosy his face is, or how cute his belly is getting full — Ajax lives to hear what a good boy he is, even if you mix your praise with degradation, calling him your desperate or lustful, or saying that he is not he can even withstand a couple of pushes, his body is too sensitive. he eats everything and asks for more, not being able to be filled with your praise, being dependent on confirmation that he is good and tempting for you, practically your puppy when it comes to validation.
rough & raw. slap his ass, grab his hair, bite his lip, scratch his arms and back, make him feel used and overwhelming because of the sensations passing through his whole body. when Ajax has to cum until you want to stop, or when you tie his hands, not letting him touch until you have fun yourself, or when you stretch his needy holes — when there is so much of everything that he is close to losing consciousness, but instead feels like you are pushing him even more then, cooing something about how desperate he looks, having stopped begging you for a long time, only giving himself into your hands. you may think it's "too much", but it's perfect for him.
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oral sex + monsterdildo (toy) + fucking machine + fingering g. + double penetration + splitroasting + size kink / belly bulge + mild inspection kink + mention of mild breeding + semi-dragon form (dragon zhongli)
An old tired man, Zhongli probably has experience as a dom in the very distant past, but even when he was “young and wild”, he was a brat who likes to be stepped on, and the first experience as a dom pushed him away, but of course he can try if you want! However, not for long — he is a pillow prince, preferring to obey and do what you want from him (even if his brat nature sometimes finds a way out, forcing him to say in a condescending voice "what is best to do", as if he wants you to snap, without even realizing it until you tell him), but at least he tries before he gives up, because directing from below is much more convenient than doing something, especially dominating someone.
He is more likely to help and guide you, trying to cheer you up or do what you want, than to think about how to make you feel good and at the same time not forcing you to lead him — Zhongli has a huge preference to be in the role of a sub or power sub than to be any dom, because to accept, to obey and lie to him is much more comfortable and familiar in intimate life than vice versa.
biggest & different. his body is very flexible and malleable — much more malleable than you might think, considering him "mature" and "enjoying life after seeing a lot." after all, Zhongli is not really a 'human', and has already tried a lot in his life to understand what he likes when it is intense and unusual or gentle and consistent. because of his near-dragon nature, he likes when toys are large and inhumanly shaped (maybe even with soft spikes or porous, or looking like it can't be tried without additional preparation), even if he's a little surprised when you suggest something like that. Zhongli's body is very elastic to take something big without difficulty — he likes it when his body stretches, especially when you look closely, controlling the whole process; he won't say openly (and won't deny it), but he definitely has inspection kink.
fucking machine + splitting. "when his mouth is occupied with one dick while his hole is filled with another" — of course, he will never use such vocabulary, but you know that he enjoys it. Zhongli's weakness for understanding that you are watching him while he is in this state only gets stronger when his hips are shaking while a toy is driven into him from one side and from the other, making him so open and sensual that you can approach from either side to enjoy the view or join in. probably, this is the peak of his awareness of the thirst to be in control, and not to have power, even if initially he is not sure whether wants to try it or not — but it feels much better than he could imagine, especially when your hands slide over his wet sensitive body, caressing and spanking at your will. but he can't say anything or distract himself.
double penetration. maybe it's an almost childish desire to surprise you, maybe this body really sometimes longs to feel too full, as if wanting to be broken — you don't know, but to watch how his face becomes when you try to give him even more, pushing on with wet hands, without taking your eyes off with his rolling eyes, as if he's about to lose consciousness. squeezes the toy, taking a deep breath before relaxing and spreading his legs wider, unwittingly taking a semi-dragon shape in the form of claws and fangs while shaking as if in a fever — you are sure it's worth stopping, but he hoarsely begs you to continue, he's so close, you can't right now stop it. when he cums, without ceasing to tremble, while you see the bulge on his stomach, you do not know whether you want to continue pushing toys to make him continue to have an orgasm, or not to move and capture such a scene for the rest of your life.
gentle. gentle treatment is necessary. it doesn't matter what the sex was, you have to show him care and tenderness, it's not even discussed — even if you made him cum from deep thrusts before, as if you were trying to make him bred, he knows that every lovemaking needs aftercare, and will take care of you if you are too exhausted — and expects that you will also pay attention to his needs, such as hugs, kisses, courtship together or tea. yes, maybe you don't need to tell him during what a good boy he is or how his body is perfect for playing with him, but Zhongli needs it after. something like charging him so that he feels a surge of energy again, knowing that you feel good.
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semi-public sex + public sex + titsjob / nipples play + mind game + mild breeding + collaring (light possessive behaviour?) + brat taming
He dominates only your mind, and so persistently that at some point you may start thinking that you like it — then it's also brainwashing. But physically? Kaeya avoids any intimacy that can affect him, preferring instead to create the impression of friendly relations with everyone and close to no one. He is so desperate to keep himself as far away from everyone as possible, emphasizing this in everything that the only one who can get feelings from him is someone persistent and seeking him, who can convince you that you need him and he needs you, and this is not a relationship where you will judge him or love him for a reason.
... But that doesn't mean he won't try! Of course, Kaeya will try to make his 'little one' happy, especially when you will breed him in the alley, squeezing his hips, leaving bites on his skin because he is such a brat that, in the end, he will still be submissive and whining, clinging to you and trying to sound as seductive as possible, even if others can see. He's so needy and hopeless.
sensual. he's tight and needs a long preparation for something big (if you want him to be able to walk the next day), so better to handle small things, like anal plugs and vibrators; prostate massage, fingering, nipple clamps, shibari under clothes, controlled toys — he's into everything that can be used. of course, Kaeya won't stop you if you want to stretch him, but you will have to take responsibility for the consequences — he knows how to look like a 'dying bird' and uses the opportunities to the maximum; but, of course, if you give up the idea of rough treatment, you lose the opportunity to see his delightfully needy and excited face, so this is an ambiguous choice.
prove. collar of your favorite color around his neck is almost as obvious a way to tell that he is 'busy' as your marks on his body. even if you try to confirm in your favorite way that he has already been taken, Kaeya continues to be teasing and evasive, especially if you try not to be loud about your relationship — he is both grateful and dissatisfied if you avoid directly indicating that he is your partner. the best way?.. after all, he makes adorable noises when you pinch him in a doorway where no one will look intentionally; squeeze him and force him to kneel — or press against the wall until you're done, anything is fine as long as you don't let him slip out of your hands. or — you know what you're doing when you fuck him in front of everyone, making everyone know how good you make him feel. perhaps, Kaeya perceives only this kind of possessiveness very well. after all, he definitely has a slightly soft spot for being publicly fucked, contrary to his desire to make everything more intimate and "one on one".
job. clamps, bites, kisses, rubbing, pinching — his chest is not too sensitive, but over time definitely becomes so the more you play with it. and he definitely welcomes your predilections, even if at first may be a little shy of paying attention to his chest, but it won't last long — Kaeya loves attention, and he likes to have what makes you so desperate, even if his nipples don't stop hurting because of constant affection. wear vibrators under clothes? surely he will snuggle up to you so that you can feel it. clamps? whenever he moves carelessly, the sensations make him flinch. maybe his unusual facial expression and body movements make others wonder, but he's so good at diverting attention — or leaving in perplexity, depending on how playful he feels. but, besides the fact that his chest is good for toys, it is very pleasant and suitable for... sleeping. of course, for sleeping. well, for sex too. just all of a sudden, if you need it, Kaeya doesn't even tease when you want to use his chest, although his smile suggests that he is restraining himself with all his might. after all, you can always use his mouth as well, you know.
loveable. yes, he's a brat, a terrible brat who likes to make you almost go crazy with his riddles, evasions and smiles that mean something, — you don't understand what, — combining them with quite straightforward words... but that doesn't mean that he doesn't expect love and affection from you, even if you bite his shoulders or order him to beg you if he wants to touch himself. his desire to be loved and good is much softer and more imperceptible, and is absolutely denied by him, as if the only thing he deserves is cold walls, which makes him easily slip from cold to hot. you will soon realize that Kaeya is the type who wants to be treated both as a "whore" and as a "prince" when you give him cute names and let him cum until he can't even think about his need to defend himself, but when you pull his collar to yourself and bite when you're close. Kaeya himself sometimes does not know what he wants — roughly or gently, hot or cold, innocent or dirty, and that is why he trusts you with this question, allowing himself to be deprived of thinking at least about it.
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pet names [master, good boy] + mild name-calling + dirty talk + light pet play + collaring + light bondage + anal beads + quiet sex + role-playing
Maybe he could be your dominant, but Diluc likes to sit on your lap and be a cute pet, not responsible, only obliged to be a good boy and follow orders. His closed nature makes him too repulsive, and although he is undoubtedly very good at leadership, that is why in a relationship he prefers to be led — too much responsibility, too much work, he is much more comfortable just sitting and being pretty while you decide everything. Any dominant names make him uncomfortable if they are not used in a slightly degrading way and turns him off — besides, being dominant also in a relationship is too much for someone so soft and full of shy submissiveness, so you will not be able to convince him to take control.
In addition, even his need to take control and closeness was not something that "naturally appeared", and the opportunity to be "second" again is much more pleasant to him. Maybe he's not dominant, but Diluc can also be nice and enjoyable, like your cute pet, whose hair you comb while doing important things. You won't force him to dominate you, right?
perv. your marks are hidden behind clothes — even the collar, which Diluc is quite proud of, is usually hidden behind the collar of his clothes, since he does not like to bare neck or body at all. his body is a temple that only you can touch, even if you want to "desecrate" this rather — only you can do it anyway. tie his hands, make him ride on a toy, talk about how voluptuous he looks, although you are sure that a week ago he would not even be able to accept something of this size — but now Diluc can even get obvious pleasure from it, ignoring your comments, as if you can't consider him now from all angles. if you had a camera, you would love to take a photo of how desperately he wants to be filled. even a toys are small at first, Diluc copes well with the gradual fascination of sizes, even if he cannot help but worry at first that you are too enthusiastic about fucking his holes.
master. “master Diluc” when you pull the beads, hearing long loud moans, making him tremble with sensations, especially when you ask again if "everything is fine with the master" — and he can only whine softly when you spank him, repeating the question. the more you degrade him with respectful addresses, the more excited he becomes — you recognize him, but do not let him feel in charge. maybe there's something wrong with him, he's sure of it, but he just likes to have his body used, even when you know he has a lot to do, or when he can't be active anymore, so instead you do everything, giving him the opportunity to lean back and trust you, while Diluc can stop thinking about anything and just follow your orders.
show. he likes to put on a show in front of you. he's very good at controlling and controlling his body, and he knows what you might like, so definitely takes advantage of it, wanting to see interest and desire in your eyes — but forbidding you to touch him; even if he lets you squeeze him here and there, it shouldn't affect his position and movements when he is too absorbed in what is happening. and he's very good at being the center of attention; riding a dildo? chain attached to his nipples? good kitten who wants to get your attention when you are busy with something? even if Diluc is uncomfortable at first, over time it becomes an opportunity for him to share his feelings, giving something more raw, access to which he received only after your appearance in his life. it will be awkward if Adelinde comes in at the moment when you are playing with your cowboy, but Diluc is so vocal that you are sure that she will not do it by accident — and she is smart and mature enough to understand why her master makes strange noises when is alone with his partner.
approval. he doesn't like names (he's actually very picky about affectionate names), but he likes it when you talk about what exactly he did well, and how he made you feel when he did it — and he also likes physical touching, but when you're in a very close relationship, since, although he is terribly touch starved, he does not like it when strangers "touch him for too long", as this makes his skin irritate, but when you are close, he does not stop clinging to you like a drowning man to a circle. Diluc adores it when you squeeze him, rub him, stroke him, push him apart or spank him while he feels your skin on his. and he is so desperate that even takes your hands when riding a toy, or when cums from a vibrator, but still needs you to let him know that you are there; otherwise Diluc may experience a sharp emotional decline if he does not receive enough love and tenderness. therefore, gentle and soft aftercare is also very important to him, and without it, he feels very broken, even if you had to give it up because of something serious — he controls emotions, but you have no idea how much influence you have on him.
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I hope you enjoyed it! I tried to be subby but they're so breedable that I just want to make them cum while they whine underneath me I'm so dommy🥺 I'm so used to them crawling pitifully in my legs that it's hard for me to imagine them at least a little dominant but I tried very hard!!!🥺🥺
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margridarnauds · 3 years ago
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the "more evolved" tankies use hypocracy strategy, example: they point off how civil russians are suffering (that cant get to metro post) that most of us agree on, but on the other hand not once have they shown symphaty for ukraine civilians will it be those running to safety nor those that are trying to defend their country. they try to refute every information from ukraine with sources from russian funded websites/social media (spurnik, russia today, telegram,..). You try to donate to ukrainian army? you are pro-war in their eyes or nzi. not once they mentioned putin. and when they did it was because uwu putin is trying to defend russia with atomic bombs because usa and europe has those? im sick and tired oof them blocked them all but somehow i still see their shit on my dashboard
They say "Fuck NATO" for egging on the war while ignoring that, at the end of the day, regardless of any other factors, Putin made the call. Putin made the call and is CONTINUING to make the call. And then proceeded to jail thousands of his own people.
They say not to donate to the Ukrainian army...fine. But they don't want anyone else to interfere because THAT'S imperialism. (Though to be honest I have mixed feelings about US involvement purely because my country doesn't have the best track record when it comes to letting other countries go once we "help" them...even when they ask for us initially.)
But, okay. Let's resolve this peacefully.
But they don't like SANCTIONS either. They talk about the every day people of Russia who are hurting -- I'm not a monster. I don't like hearing about sex workers not being able to withdraw money that they need to survive. I don't like hearing about the people of Russia suffering, especially when they've already been put through so much. And, as someone who's had to live abroad during a time when my country wasn't exactly the most popular country in the world for political reasons and faced my fair share of backlash for it, perhaps I sympathize with Russian people living abroad and being judged for their country's sins more than I should. But they don't say a single thing about the Ukrainian children that are being butchered right now. They don't talk about the thousands being forced to flee their homes. Something tells me that they're a LITTLE more inconvenienced at the moment, call it a gut instinct.
And, frankly, what DO they want? For Zelensky to get ahold of Putin via Zoom and say "Hewwo? Mistew Putin? I'm vewy sowwy, but can you pwease stowp invading my countwy uwu? I pwomise I'll be vewy good?" Like, what are they seeing as an endgame if you can't hit them physically, you can't hit them in the pocketbook, and you can't even say that that's a Very Big No No. For a bunch of brave revolutionaries, they seem to want the Ukrainian people to take this lying down. (Ignoring as well that they HAD talks today....that were suspiciously timed to more shelling.) But, then again, given they had no issues with the LAST time Russia had a chokehold over the rest of Eastern Europe, that's not really much of a surprise -- they want the old days back because, hey, maybe this time, things will be BETTER.
They want to talk about Palestine or Iraq. Fine. Let's talk about Palestine and Iraq. Let's talk American imperialism, or British imperialism, or French imperialism, and the hypocrisy of these countries because, in at least the case of all three, I can almost guarantee that I have some stories that you don't hear every day and, frankly, I would LOVE for the French in particular to grow an ounce of accountability. Let's talk. But don't forget for one second about what's going on. Don't use lives lost elsewhere as bargaining chips to justify how your side (like we're in a sports match instead of a life or death situation for millions of people) is right. They deserve better than that.
They say that invading a sovereign country is a war crime -- I fully agree, can we agree that there are now both USAmerican and Russian war criminals and move on from there, preferably while people are not still actively dying on both sides while we twiddle our thumbs?
We shouldn't put Zelensky on a pedestal -- I absolutely agree. The man's shown a superhuman amount of courage and fortitude, but he IS human. But, at the same time, SURELY that goes for Putin as well?
Ukrainian news is biased, but Russian news sources aren't? Have they taken lessons from the Republicans that only watch Fox News because "it's the only news channel without a liberal bias"?
Fuck the lot of them.
And the thing is that I see a lot of leftists who are otherwise NOT tankies reblogging from these sources because they want to show that they Understand All Sides, or they want to make a point against the USA, whatever, without checking to see if Tumblr User "karlmarxismysugardaddy" might have pictures on their Tumblr of them posing with a Putin body pillow, so the shit gets spread, because this is Tumblr.
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