#put your pitchforks down
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Lately I've been stuck on the idea of adult Hope wearing The Scarf.
#hope estheim#ffxiii#call me a bad fan but I never loved Hope in a white shirt and tie#don't get me wrong he looks damn fine in xiii-2 but I prefer him casual#and I think black looks better on him than white#put your pitchforks down#but that was in another world
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can I also just - so everytime I've come across a piece of Ed art where his skin is too light, I've sent an anon ask or DM to the artist - explaining very politely why they should redo the piece and the history of racism in this fandom. And every single time (except one asshole), artists have reacted well to this and understood my point, and some have even reposted the piece after correcting their mistake.
Idk that makes me happy, to have the freedom to say that and not have to deal with butthurt artists. Most people are kind, but you have to start from a place of trying to educate and idk not start a witchhunt, if you truly genuinely want them to do better.
#you might have had very different experiences and they're absolutely valid#this is just my 2 cents#ofmd#our flag means death#meow speaks#again because this is a website of toddlers: it's not your responsibility to educate people#but if you do want to you'd go much farther if you put the pitchfork down#is all I'm saying
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“Your heart is starting to pound from your efforts to hold your breath, darling, you’re not fooling anyone,” he scolds, sounding increasingly irritated, but he leans over, rests his ear against your mouth.
Before you came, things were as they should be by @zara-renata
#this has to be my favorite scene bc I WANT TO GIVE THAT OLD MAN A HEART ATTACK#old man because of his dragon life not because he's 28 so 28 year olds put down your pitchforks#the best sylus is not h**** sylus or bleeding sylus but a terrified out of his wits sylus#i know nothing about plants please dont ask me about them#thats an oleander tree in the back#baneberry to the left#right next to it is the nightshade almost hiding#thats it#love and deepspace#lnds#lads#sylus#lads sylus#love and deepspace sylus#mine
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inside me there are two wolves
one really wants to write this mark smau i have planned
the other really doesn’t want to write the next chapter of nightwalker
there is no third wolf that wants to write nightwalker.
#viasdreams#via blabs#PUT YOUR PITCHFORKS DOWN NIGHTWALKER NATION#I LOVE NIGHT WALKER#I JUST DONT LIKE THAT I FORCED MYSELF TO DO A WRITTEN CHPT#I HATE WRITTING THEM >_<#I WOULD HAVE ALREADY WRITTEN AND POSTED LIKE 2 OTHER CHPTS ATP IF THIS ONE WASNT WRITTEN#(but im so srs when i say ill try my hardest to write it tomorrow)
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can ppl let others have time to have fun for a while without reminding them of awful shit going on, insisting they "cant forget" that these things are happening. as if just going around being silly and enjoying yourself for a while means youre ignoring the suffering of the whole world 🙄
#you dont have to have this shit on ur mind 24/7#it doesnt make you a bad person to not be expending your thoughts and energy on bad stuff all the time#people NEED breaks. if you see people having fun and go ''but dont forget [bad thing]'' that IS fucked up#people can have fun without completely forgetting whats going on in the world#its just another form of guilt tripping even if thats not the intention#also tumblr isnt using april fools to try to make people forget the transphobic shit theyre doing#this is just a yearly thing they do. they do silly shit every april fools. theres not an agenda to it. not everything is done maliciously#give people time to be silly for a while then get back to fighting injustice later (given they have the time/energy)#okay. relax for a while. putting down the pitchforks for a party popper and boops isnt going to destroy activism#*also not to say some tumblr staff may not be Hoping itll make people forget or something but like#that doesnt mean thats the purpose of the april fools shit. its not a random sudden new thing theyre doing for the purpose of distraction
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Brain Chemistry = INFLUENCED Your Feelings = IN DANGER
When @kyokokusakabe is whispering ideas in your ear ft. @snobithesnorunt screaming "I LIKED THE WAR BETTER" in the background
#I AM CACKLING LIKE A MADMAN#SWORE UP AND DOWN I'D NEVER PULL THIS TRIGGER BUT I HAD A MOTIVATION BLOCK AND KYOKO JUST#PUT A GUN IN MY HAND#WAR IS OVER WE TEAMING UP NOW#ALSO#MY N KEY IS BROKEN AGAIN HELP LOOOOL IM FURIOUSLY TYPING#WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PITCHFORKS#I CAN SM ELL EM#AHAHAHHAHA#my fics#dipplinshipping#kieran pokemon#kieran x juliana pokemon#juliana x kieran pokemon#kieran x juliana#juliana x kieran#juliana pokemon#the friend group#we joined forces wHAT A TIMELINE#taylor swift didnt even release ttpd yet I am not even at my full power but#GOD THE FUN WTH THIS SUBPLOT IS SO BEYOND INCREDIBLE#you coulda had something sweet#YOU COULDA#BUT YOU VOTED DIFFERENTLY ON THE POLL#ITS ALL YOUR FAULTS
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...Im having thoughts and i need a 2nd opinion.
How long ago do we reckon trolls were caught/eaten/found by bergens? (relative to the great escape for simplicity)
lemme walk you through my thoughts...
we dont know how the tunnels got there, did the trolls dig them? or something else? or were they always there?
When did Peppy decide to use the tunnels? when were they discovered?
How many trolls did the bergens eat. surely at first they must have bean eating HEAPS of trolls daily before realised that they would run out. how long was it until then?
It had to have been long enough that they would have then decided to make trollstice (help cant spell) a yearly tradtion. could it at first have been monthly?
We dont know how many pop trolls there were at first. have their number gone down? by how much? since more being eaten means less babies.
How many queens/kings were at the troll tree? Just peppy? his parents? But that raises the question of wether or not any of the escaped trolls remember a time before the bergens.
-- A brand new, different anon.
GOD you reminded me of when i eventually realized how massively fucked the pop trolls were pre 1st movie. i remember trying to read everything i could that talked about it and staying up til 4 am to do it because holy hell they were being eaten on a yearly basis. IM HOLDING UR HAND AND SHAKING IT REALLY HARD. and im gonna answer this as jumbled as i can bc. its me. the professional yapper.
on that note ! all under read more to spare everyones dashboards
also, i havent really gone through actual specific numbers, my brains just settled on some vague decision that the pop trolls dont pass the hundreds, or five hundreds. that is to say, poppy would probably still try to know everyone by name just bc she would lol. so i hope you guys can just make up imaginary numbers of years too !!
we dont know how the tunnels got there, did the trolls dig them? or something else? or were they always there? When did Peppy decide to use the tunnels? when were they discovered?
ive always kinda assumed that the pop trolls dug it themselves! they knew about it long enough that they bothered to leave behind decoys of themselves after all. im assuming its a part of a long, long long list of attempts to escape, and they finished digging just a bit before the last trollstice. peppy wasnt gonna risk losing any more, especially since poppy herself was gonna be given to gristle
How many trolls did the bergens eat. surely at first they must have bean eating HEAPS of trolls daily before realised that they would run out. how long was it until then? It had to have been long enough that they would have then decided to make trollstice (help cant spell) a yearly tradtion. could it at first have been monthly? We dont know how many pop trolls there were at first. have their number gone down? by how much? since more being eaten means less babies.
i lost the damn reddit post so im gonna make my own screenshot instead LOL
from left to right, classical, techno, pop, funk, country, and the red blob under them; rock with a mix of other trolls
so like. THIS FUCKING DEVASTATED MEEEEEEEEEEEE. assuming theres more classical trolls just off screen, the visible sheer difference in numbers from the pop trolls in comparison to the other tribes (FUNK IS AN OUTLIER HUMOR ME) just. genuinely left me a bit speechless.
and if you go back to the first movie and remember that the entirety of their village fit in branch's bunker not to mention the DAMN POT? it just. really puts itself into perspective. bc that stage was still relatively big, but the pot. the fucking pot. the entirety of pop village
ALL of them. in THERE? isnt that crazy? we can say that some escaped, sure. but just the fact that they couldve gotten wiped out just like that is so. messed up to me man ToT
i dont remember which fic i read it from anymore, but there was a line going how the pops initially outnumbered the other tribes and thats how they were ever able to threaten actually overtaking everyone. and like. YEAH SURE. fuck me up even more like that why dont ya!!!!!
so suffice to say, pop troll population not doing so hot! and all your thoughts is just one domino falling after another. you piece together the pieces and ultimately just ending up with one undeniable answer. they got eaten. simple as that.
How many queens/kings were at the troll tree? Just peppy? his parents? But that raises the question of wether or not any of the escaped trolls remember a time before the bergens.
and ur first question, putting them together for one last godawfully long ramble :]
How long ago do we reckon trolls were caught/eaten/found by bergens? (relative to the great escape for simplicity)
the fact that world tour makes it a point to say that only peppy ever knew of the other tribes makes me lean more onto the assumption that its been... a while? but also like. no one's ever mentioned viva? no one remembers the princess who was old enough to fight bergens and mention that to poppy??? whos to say these guys arent just repressing everything as they always do????????? [ITS HARD TO ARGUE SPECULATIONS HERE BC they had to make plot for the movies to make sense!!! its why it feels so mean to me to just blame everything on peppy LMAO. even if that is the easiest way to make sense of it. I WANT NUANCE DAMMIT]
so for the sake of it. i like to think that theyve been under the bergens' capture long enough that everyone outside of the royal family forgot about the time that they were even free from the bergens. long enough that the royal family could rewrite the scrapbooks to make it seem like it wasnt their fault. that it never was. whether to spare themselves the blame, selfish deniability, or just. give up the hope that there was a single minuscule possibility to have help from the outside.
i said before that i headcanonned peppy holding resentment for them in the belief that no one could ever bother to just check. and thats part of the reason why he doesnt even want to attempt getting to know them, since it probably felt like no one EVER cared except for themselves.
again. im sorry that i dont have a specific number for you though ToT the most i can say is that: its long enough that they forgot.
POST ANSWER ASK RAMBLEEEE
heres a fic that made me ugly cry about this! i think it gives really good answers to your questions!!!!!!! and though it doesnt completely fit with whats 'canon' (when has anything ever) its such a horrifying and deliciously good outlook on how the bergens affected the pop trolls as a whole! cant recommend it enough!! please leave the author kudos and love especially if this is your type of jam!!!
more than anything. the realization of how hard the pop trolls' lives mustve even been prior to the first movie made me have so much fucking love for them even more?? T_T even if it is unhealthy to an outside perspective, they tried to stay positive, and they got through all those yearly eatings thanks to it, no wonder they try to stay within that mindset even after everything. sometimes i wonder if they felt like its all they had
#ask#LONG ASS POST.#side note: world tours art book imply that king quincy and queen essence lived long enough that they protected their people from being#overtaken by pop#so for the sake of my mental health and this VERY VERY LONG RAMBLE. we're just gonna ignore All That. thank you for understanding <3#this post took me too long. i accidentally closed the tab and lost progress not once but TWO TIMES.#please forgive me for any inconsistencies. consider that im just a guy with too much time on their hands.#and anon! im really dumb and i cant tell if your serious about being actually new or not KJHLKJHFDLJKDF#BUT WELCOME EITHER WAY!!!#THANK U FOR GIVING ME AN EXCUSE TO YAP ABOUT ONE OF THE MOST FUCKED UP THINGS ABOUT TROLLS EVER <33333333#i messed up the funk troll monarch names please put the pitchforks down im sorry#ALSO TUMBLR KEEPS FUCKING UP THE FORMAT EVERYTIME I TRY TO EDIT THIS SORRY
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//How bad can riot games fumble their own IP? This many.
#ooc#finding out about the leaks#I don't need to get my torch and pitchfork out of storage because rito's managed to burn their own house down without us#i wonder if the people who threatened to decapitate me for Arcane Opinions will send that same energy to praeco#anyway I'm cackling#enjoy your canon!!! hahaha#anyway i should update the fics and put some Good Caitlyn(tm) content back into the world to balance this shitstorm out#I can't believe they fumbled Girlock Holmes this entire time
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A SaiTatsu Scene breakdown that no one requested 🧵
Disclaimer: I am and will always be a delusional SaiTatsu shipper so if that's not your cup of tea, SKIP. Let me cook. It'll be very long too so brace yourself lmao I mean I also love the head pat and the SaiBlast parallel confirmation but their whole exchange here is downright one of the first time we've ever seen Saitama be like this? Yes, sure, you can argue we have Chapter 77 but that was played for laughs afterwards and nothing was ever resolved there. Even if King prodded and asked and offered up suggestions and we get a glimpse of what Saitama's source of depression is, I don't think they connected at all in this moment. So in the end, they played it off comically by gaming. We've got the Saitama/Genos scene (quite possibly my top 1) where it was more for Genos' character development when Saitama confirmed Genos got stronger in the heart. The Garou/Saitama scene is more like confirmation that Saitama clings to Genos the same way Garou clung to Tareo... and how they can't lose their only connection to humanity But this.... this is the first time he's able to talk to a hero like this, with equal reciprocation, sharing vulnerabilities and weakness with each other on a deeper level.
He briefly glances at her face (This is totally kdrama. Don't argue, I consume Asian media the way I breathe air)
and notices that she's softened up a bit. Look at the curious tilt of his eyebrows I can't!! He's totally seeing her vulnerability right at the moment and he's curious and a little bit interested (Throwback to cover title)
He offers up a suggestion openly. People kept saying Oh Saitama doesn't even care and just wants to go home. He never really cared blah fucking blah. That's the problem. HE DOES CARE. Even if it's a mere acquaintance, he cares. Idk how people got it into their heads. He's dense but Saitama is a good person, he's not the edgy person people seem to believe.
Even if Tatsumaki reacted with hostility, he continued by sharing his OWN VULNERABILITY unprompted. Btw, wasn't he handsome here? Lmao totally all in Tatsumaki's POV
The best part?
SHE LISTENED. K, that's all. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
#more thoughts#need to get out of this brainrot#one punch man#i am a delusional saitatsu shipper so please put down your pitchforks#saitatsu
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the like to dislike ratio on the DA4 trailer is kinda... oof. While I am excited for new Dragon Age content because we've been deprived of a new game for ten years, I do expect a level of quality for the amount of money they'll be charging and I must say... I'm not really vibing with the trailers. I held my tongue for a few days but now that we have the gameplay reveal, it doesn't exactly feel like a Dragon Age game.
#I'm worried y'all#put down your pitchforks and torches I'm just stating my opinion#dragon age the veilguard#the official trailer felt too much like a buddy comedy - like something more suited for a marvel film#and the gameplay one was more of a spoiler of the prologue than anything#or at least I assume that was the prologue? idk it's just odd
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Me: eheheh I’m gonna write an au of my silly spies and stuff stories that’s gonna be steeped in the politics I grew up in because it’s personal to me to write about how usamericans entrenched in post-9/11 nationalism can learn and grow and be better the way I had to after growing up in a conservative nationalist household
Me: oh hey some folk are reading this including one I look up to what’s they got to say -
Readers: I don’t trust Character he’s got bad vibes
Me, holding my White Bread American Character who’s just started his arc: you. you guys gotta trust me please
#ra speaks#personal#*head in hands* on one hand. so excited [redacted] is reading this bc I admire their writing and value their opinion#on the other. they echoed a similar sentiment as another reader I adore and it’s like. okay.#I can’t give them any deeper hints abt this guys depth bc he’s introduced#via another characters perspective who has full reason to distrust/fear/hate him#but guys pls put down your torches and pitchforks he’s like. 20. this kid is not the big bad or as shitty as you think I promise.#*chewing my hands* it’s okay it’s fine he’s supposed to come across as untrustworthy and scummy by virtue of being a small town cop#y’all just don’t know why a kid that young is there or his Circumstances or how he’ll change and grow over his arc#it’s fineeeeee
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okay but i already applied to be his silly rabbit and you had me banned from the premesis!
Ma'am what you sent to us was borderline harassment. You would of made him worse.
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all three deut bros have babygirl energy i said what i said
#put down your pitchforks im RIGHT#rum tum tugger#munkustrap#macavity#macavity the mystery cat#peach drabbles#cats the musical#cats musical#cats 1998
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zansoos? more like "zangoose", amirite? :3
#kass.txt#kirby#susie haltmann#zan partizanne#zansoos#I'm sorry it was just a joke please put your pitchforks down qwq#I don't ship them tho but I think it's pretty neat. ye.#also is that just me or is that ship's tag empty? any zansoos shippers out there?#ok enough with this chattering in the tags bye
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Bitches who love Kim Kitsuragi are the same ones who would've loved Castiel
#supernatural#disco elysium#Castiel#kim kitsuragi#this came to me like a fever dream#put down the pitchforks I'm right#it's all in the blunt seriousness of the silly little man who stands with you through your absolute lowest of lows
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He's a skeptic. He takes terrible care of himself. He has dark hair. He's generally disliked among his peers. He's got a lover with glasses. Said lover commits crime. He ALSO commits crime. They make a grand journey together. One of them betrays the other. He's misunderstood, but also did bad things. He's trying though. He was used by a person of higher authority. He lived in a basement for weeks/months.
I didn't say his name, but you thought of him instantly, didn't you?
Was I talking about Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London?
Or was I talking about Varian, Royal Engineer of Corona, from Tangled the Series?
#put down your pitchforks listen LISTEN#you have no idea how much fanart ive seen of varian and hugo and thought#oh they have similar vibes#they may not look the same but i can see an au#the magnus archives#tma#tangled the series#varian and the seven kingdoms#tts varian#jonathan sims#dont take this serious please im begging
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