#put the pussy in the scarmophogoghs

[froggy-ranger]

I dubbed that one post about artists fucking because I was bored

[bdor1995]

We need to bring back the same energy we had when we all collectively made fun of the "artists fuck better" post and i say this as an 'artist'

[besarelcielo]

she just wants you to take control and ahhhhhhhhhhhh put her pussy in a scarmophogoghs

this is so funny please what post is this in reference to. i love how u spelled sarcophagus?!

[glutko]

archdukes fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[yappacadaver]

emmrich fucks better because he ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in the scarmophogoghs

[lektricfergus]

necromancers fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs. necromancers fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crush the pussy beneath the new laid rock

[aggressionbread]

@ PREV REBLOG:

put the pussy in the scarmophogoghs

[catominor]

gens cornelia fuck better because they uhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs¹

¹Cicero, De Legibus 2.56

[girlcockholmes]

they should call you sherlockholmespussytulpa the way uhhh ah ive got nothing nevermind.

call me sherlockholmespussypharoh the way i ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[nasuverse-most-breedable-tourney]

pharaohs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[villainessbian]

One thing I've noticed is that writers have nasty kinks but ace people have existential kinks about rewriting your personality that require 3.74 gigawatts of power and a spare body. Pharoahs have kinks that uuuuuh put the pussy in scarmophogoghs

[that-lich-queen]

Lichussy (lich pussy) so dessicated it puts the *spewing out sand* in scarmophogoghs

[lesbianralzarek]

oh, your boyfriend? im sorry, theres really no good way to say this but.... we ahhhhhhh put his pussy in the scarmophogoghs

[zmpl]

CUSTOMER: PTPITS (NOTE: MY NAME, PHILIP THOMAS PITS)

DMV: PUT THE PUSSY IN THE SCARMOPHOGOGHS

VERDICT: ACCEPTED

[logosarch]

I like Pharaoh and Sarcophagus less than I would if I were capable of seeing the name of the latter without thinking “they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs“