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#put the Intrepid Heroes in a big arena they cannot lose
respectissexy · 5 months
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OK but imagine Kipperlilly rocking up to The Last Stand like, OK. I'm gonna kill the Bad Kids by letting these monsters chew them up and then making it impossible for Buddy to Revivify them. No sweat. No more bad kids.
And then watching them WRECK SHIT. Fig does 87 points of damage. Gorgug practically solos a purple worm. NO ONE DROPS. And then they get 100% on the academic questions and woops, no more waves of monsters. Revivify who? These motherfuckers are just a little sweaty.
Imagine her frustration when she has to resign herself to, "Fine, we'll kill the proctor and fuck up their grade."
And THEN she gets made.
Imagine getting forced into Plan C by your enemies being generally unstoppable and then eating a vulture eye.
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