#put that man in a SITUATION

[lavellaned]

In a previous post I mentioned that I heard Solas say this when my Lavellan got downed in battle and I managed to record it.

Anyways, this is what I was talking about when I found out that romanced companions can have different dialogue when Inky gets hurt.

[kevindavidday]

you won't believe how easy it is to ship kevin with people like in my head everyone and their mom loves him cuz i love him

[blujaydoodles]

looks like someone caught a rat

[ponds-of-ink]

How To Get Your William Afton To Turn Monochrome: A Handy Guide

(For context: This is a follow-up to this post. Do not attempt to do this to your version of Purple Guy unless you think this is an interesting writing and/or art challenge. This will also probably work on Springtrap, so feel free to alter this method to your liking.. I guess.)

(Because I’m not sure how long this will be, the bulk of this will be under the cut.)

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Are you tired of your William bragging about himself all the time? Are you bored of the standard UCN or Springlock angst you put your Purple Guys through? Are you just curious to know how a (somewhat) normal human can lose his colors and look completely monochromatic?

If you said yes to any of these questions, congratulations! You and your William are perfect for this guide. Originally patented by Discord from Generation 4 of My Little Pony, this handy-dandy trick will ensure you get that break from your more overbearing interpretations.

..But that’s enough infomercial-type stuff. Let’s get to the actual instructions.

Step 1: Put your William in a situation where such an event can occur. For example: If he’s scared of mirrors (or just insecure about his looks), you can lead him into a hallway of mirrors.

But, of course, these aren’t just any mirrors..

Step 2 (Important!): Use your William’s methods against him. Be very sure you know how your William ticks before engaging in this step. Will yours buckle under pressure at the first insult or will he take a bit of convincing? Will you have to use multiple tactics or can you just pull a fake Jedi Mind Trick and be done?

To continue the example from earlier: Mine is a bit more self-conscious, but it will take time for him to go full monochrome. I think it’d be best to turn one of these “reflections” into one of his own aliases, Steve Raglan. Knowing Steve, I’m sure he’ll be able to get the ball rolling.

Step 2 will take a while, so let’s move on to the final section.

Step 3: Document the results (and maybe try to figure out the antidote if all goes south). As soon as you see his colors fade and his mood change, your job is essentially complete! Sure, you may need a color-draining entity or a remnant-altering something-or-other to really get this to work. However, as I said in the first step, you’re the one putting that man in situation. You set the stage, the circumstances I didn’t cover, and the—

Oh wait. Where’d my purple guy go?

Uh oh.

Aaaanyway, have fun with your new and “improved” William! And if he’s more of the skittish type out of the gate, well uhhh…

Oops and sorry in advance. I just went in with the assumption that the majority of William’s were at least a little bit of a show-off.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got my own to go deal with.. If I can even catch him now.

[lordofdalanova]

A while back there was a post going around about how Jack Black doesn't need any context, like he could be slotted in to any situation and you'd just say "yep, that's so.e prime Jack Black right there.

However recently it has struck me that there is another entity with a similar level of universal appropriateness: one Hatsune Miku.

After that revelation, I couldn't stop thinking about taking the both of them and just putting them into situations.

Jack Black and Hatsune Miku as rival pirate captains swordfighting in the middle of a pitched naval battle.

Jack Black and Hatsune Miku as buddy cops taking on the illegal Tokyo street racing scene.

Jack Black and Hatsune Miku as suspects in a Benoit Blanc mystery.

Jack Black and Hatsune Miku both roped in to a Muppet hijinks cascade.

Jack Black and Hatsune Miku as a pair of down on their luck space bounty hunters struggling to pay the bills.

The list goes on

[rxwen]

what if instead of chopper falling off the boat during the serpent currents right before sabaody, sanji fell trying to grab chopper and robin didn't manage to save sanji :)

[comebackali]

#ski resort barbie (via jedibongrip)

endless obi wan 9/?

[rapidhighway]

more.

[gracelandmp3]

TEMERAIRE AMNESIA PLOTLINE TIME LETS GOOOO

[stilitrash]

The dynamic I never knew I wanted but definitely needed

[ichiwashername-o]

Fiyero:

Wicked Master Post Here

Meeting Dorothy

Meeting the Tin Man

[amrv-5]

sigh . it may be time to watch the mephisto waltz again

[forecast0ctopus]

more sweaters

[ponds-of-ink]

The urge to draw Big Boi William is strong again.

Before I give into the secondary urge to put him in a crop top, do y’all have any other suggestions?

[bruciemilf]

“Logan/Ororo/Wade wouldn’t work because she’d find Wade too annoying” bitch? First off, Logan finds Wade utterly and inexcusably insufferable and literally broke through indestructible glass to die with him.

Secondly? Ororo’s used to putting up with annoying people. She’s a teacher. Her literal day job is being patient. Have you MET the X-Men???

Thirdly; Ororo would love Wade. He makes her laugh, he makes Logan happy, even internally, and he’s good with the kids, and he always pauses the episode on Gossip Girl if she falls asleep first. And his butt is great.

Not to mention! You are KIDDING yourself if you think Wade wouldn’t propose a threesome 5 minutes in.

[spamtonsometimes]

a specil little bonus... he's such a cartoon character of a man.