#put a robotic woman in the middle (bc nobody deserves that job)

[skin-slave]

Me: *eating popcorn* I got an idea. A lampoon of gender panic that clearly shows how ridiculous it is. I'm gonna keep it nonviolent and self-contained, even tho irl ppl who hold those beliefs are a threat to their partner's safety. It'll highlight how irrational it is without deep emotional investment. Trevor's Lover, you stand here. Trevor, you're here. I'll put a note in the tags clarifying that you can eliminate the problem completely via communication. You just act out the bizarre stuff. Aaaaand action!

Trevor's Lover: *is literally just standing there, fully clothed, without a hint of aggression, coercion, force, or manipulation*

Trevor: Omg what if they have a foofoo instead of a feefee? *starts sobbing hysterically* Why is this happening to me? I cannot handle not knowing, and I cannot handle finding out. I swear to cripes, if I choose to look at these genitals and they are not exactly what I assumed they would be, I am gonna call the cops. Where's my pepper spray?

Me: *still eating* See? It's obv not normal or healthy, even when it's a controlled fictional circumstance that's written in a funny way.

TrEvoR's FanS: OP is CANCELLED for a THOUSAND yEARS!!!! But not you, Trevor. You're doing great sweatie. Totally normal. If you have those foofoo vibes, don't even look. Def don't ask. That's unreasonable. Be proactive. Just shoot them directly in the face. Existing near you, potentially with a foofoo, is literally assault. Esp if they forced you to find them attractive, voluntarily ask them for sex, and meet up for the purpose of sex. Hatecrime that rapist. Mutilate the body. Mail the tongue to their mom. If you get caught, go with the gay/trans panic defense. Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss! 💖 This tableau is a demonstration of lesbian power and the glory of womanhood!!!

Me: *calling out as I leave to make more popcorn* Trevor is not a lesbian or a woman! Try again!

I love when monosexuals freak out about the possibility of getting into bed with someone and finding those body parts. I imagine them sloooooowly unzipping a new lover's jeans like they're diffusing a bomb. Relax, Trevor. It's gonna be genitals, not a bear trap.