#purpol 2.0

[spacewolfthemovie]

Space Wolf The Movie Script

Chapter 3

(scene switches back to the others all in their lil space ships, the space ships are huddled in a circle in space. Btw. As each person talks it switches to the inside of their ship)

Chef: So, you’re trying to tell me that he traded Moustache off to Purpol 2.0!?

Number Five: where would we find him!?

Emo Furry: Well, I don’t KNOW that part. And since Purpol 2.0 ran away and… him and his family are trying to kill each other it makes things hard

Rat boy: Of course, you don’t

Chef: Probably better anyway, at least we don’t have to deal with Evil Guy

Number Five: I’d probably prefer him; his son needs some REAL help. LIKE A LOT of serious help

Emo Furry: Anyway, I perhaps… possibly know where he could be… the scams sales guy the stealer was purple and was consistently talking about how he was gonna get some new kind of stupid shampoo. Which was odd to say the least

Number Five: Purple 2.0?

Rat boy: I mean maybe he just wants to make sure his hair is shimmering. WAIT! Don’t call me cray-cray but I think the reason he bought Moustache was because his moustache is SO extravagant he’s trying to find out what shampoo he uses. That or…

Chef: WHAT IF PURPOL 2.0 STEALS HIS MOUSTACHE TO USE IT IN A SPELL TO MAKE HIS HAIR EVEN MORE LUXURIOUS THAN IT ALREADY IS!

Number Five: Oh my god, I have never been so proud in my life, this is revolutionary

Rat boy: that’s some pretty epic detective shit right there. NOW where is he anyway and where can we find a hair salon of all places.

Emo Furry: Good question. Maybe we can ask Space wolf

Rat boy: We’ve been over this! He’s not going to emotionally connect with you so you two can communicate, I know it sucks

Emo Furry: I meant like he can point his nose or something, OBVIOUSLY

Number Five: How is a Space wolf supposed to know where to find a hair salon again?

Chef: HEY! That’s wolfs fur is amazing. But also, good point.

Emo Furry: OKAY OKAY! We just have to find someone with extraordinary hair and then ask them what salon they go to. Can’t be that hard.

(INSERT TOTALLY COOL EPIC RAD MONTAGE OF THEM ALL IN THEIR COLOUR COORDINATED SHIPS FLYING AROUND AND THEN LANDING ON PLANETS TO SEARCH FOR SOMEONE WITH LUCIOUS LOCKS) Rat Boy: This is useless! No one here has hair amazing enough to even COMPARE

Number Five: Yeah, and I’m getting tired of searching so much, my eyes are in pain

Emo Furry: We just have to keep looking, we knew this would take a lot of hard work.

Chef: Are we sure someone with luscious enough hair even exists!? What if it was all a lie

(Space wolf barks at them and points their head towards a dark alleyway)

Emo Furry: Guys, I think Space wolf wants us to follow it into that deadly alleyway

(He goes to follow it but then stops and rolls his eyes as he hears a voice)

Rat boy: You SERIOUSLY need to stop trying to emotionally connect with that wolf! I swear you need help, LIKE MORE THAN THE REST OF US

(Chef and Number Five worriedly nod in agreement)

Emo Furry: AGAIN, Im not speaking with it, ITS JUST POINTING ITS NOSE INTO AN ALLEYWAY! Obviously, I trust it, Space wolf is like my closest companion

Number Five: and what makes you think a Space wolf knows where a HAIR SALON IS?

Chef: Yeah, that’s kind of a stretch. Maybe it just wants to play. I think you should spend more time playing with your dog then bonding by going on dangerous missions with it

Emo Furry: Fine, Space wolf and I will just teleport there then

Rat boy: WAIT!Im gonna prove that this is stupid and I wanna see the look on your face when your wrong about this so much mhahaha

Chef: Do we have to be going in there now?

Number Five: I agree with Chef, I get that Space wolf is amazing but can we really trust this. it might be a waste of time

Emo Furry: Well, Rat Boy and I can teleport in, check it out and you two can go scope out some other areas. We’ll cover more ground.

Rat boy: KEEP YOUR WALKY TALKIES ON GUYS! We can’t be losing more people on my watch, because im just so cool

(Rat boy like smiles and waves excitedly as he says that btw. Space wolf excitedly runs around Emo Furry and Rat boy and then they all teleport away)

Number Five: Do you wanna go get a snack instead of looking out for that space salon?

Chef: I was gonna do that anyway if I’m being honest

Number Five: Oh, thank god because I am so done with this

Chef: Yeah, they’ll work it out