#puppydad!Baek

[icequeenbae]

Daddy’s Struggles (m) | BBH

Pairing: Baekhyun x Reader

Dad!Baek, domestic au, established relationship (duh), a slice of life, fluff, a lil smutty(!)

Warnings: some friskiness between mom and dad if you know what I mean, mentions of teenagers watching porn (I’m not promoting it, you guys lol), also this gets fluffin’ sweet get a bucket in advance

Word Count: ~2.2k

Summary: Baekhyun overhears your teenage daughter watching porn. You have to handle a small crisis.

Event: the BBH day @supermwritersnet​

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Author’s Note: This… came out of nowhere:D I blame my dear beta @baekshoney​​ – we'd once discussed the idea of Baek being a teenager’s parent (in relation to a different story). Don’t we all love dilf Baek though? lol Anyways, this is a tiny glimpse into his future as a cute af father and husband <3 Let’s name him puppydad!Baek 😊 I hope this lifts your mood a little on a day like this!

On that note – happy birthday to our genius idol (aka mochi-cheeked hyperactive puppy), I wish that he stays healthy and happy and on the radar throughout the next 2 years (and forever)!! Don’t be too sad, guys, he’s hopefully going to finally lead a somewhat normal life for a bit 💞 Ok, I’ll let you get to it already~

A yawn.

You rubbed your tired eyes and dictated a reminder for tomorrow morning to your AI assistant. It was pretty late and you had your hands full all day with your kids. And while family time was always great, there hadn’t been a spare moment for you to tend to your own business. But two decades of dealing with your hyperactive yet loveable children (and husband) taught you to make the most out of what you got. So you were doing just that, organizing your errands and sorting important emails after everyone had scurried off to their rooms, and your husband — to the shower.

Baekhyun was quite exhausted himself, so you realized he must’ve gotten in the common bathroom by the time you exited the one in your bedroom. He did that sometimes when you locked the door out of habit. Not that he couldn’t come in, it was just… You used to scold him pretty badly for breaking into the bathroom. Picking locks wasn’t something you wanted your juniors to acquire as a habit. They had enough of their daddy’s traits as it was.

The thought made you chuckle. Your eldest son had already outgrown his father by at least five and a half – gotta be precise here! – centimeters (which made daddy very proud, but also a teeny tiny bit jealous). Despite his height, which, you were sure, was going to break the golden 180cm in the next few months, your boy’s build was exactly the same as Baekhyun’s. His shoulders were broad, his hips wide, and his waist was naturally narrow. Legs long and lean, and eyes always mischievous. He was eighteen and already seemed more like Baekhyun’s best friend rather than his child. Being both the hyung and the oppa of the household, he was the most mature out of the bunch, and always a big help to his parents.

Your middle child, your precious daughter, resembled you a lot. Her wavy hair and her big eyes with the longest eyelashes either of you’d ever witnessed. Seriously, that was the first thing Baekhyun’s friends had commented on when they came by to meet your new baby. ‘Is this even normal? Can she see through those? That’s one pretty baby!’ She was even prettier now, at her sweet sixteen, cheeks still a bit chubby, which – just as her button nose – were definitely an homage to her dad. Not to mention her hands that were even more delicate and exquisite than his.

The youngest, your six-year-old son, was a blessing. You weren’t planning to have more children after the first two until you suddenly thought… why not? Cannot say that you weren’t a little bit under the influence at the time. It was one of those rare weekends when your kids had a sleepover at their grandparents’, so you had the whole house to yourself. Deciding to have a domestic date and enjoy shameless daytime drinking, you indulged in a whole glass of wine before both of you were tipsy and giggling, then you added one more to the mix. At that point, all kinds of crazy things were brought up.

‘We should do this more often…’ You informed your partner. ‘This is exciting! We can walk around naked the way we used to before we had teenagers in the house!’

‘I miss our naked Saturdays…’ Baekhyun whined, almost spilling his wine while trying to sip it gracefully. ‘Now I barely even see you naked with your shower locking obsession!’

Pursing your lips, you dismissed his complaint.

‘After that incident… You cannot blame me for my caution.’

The incident was, well, your son needing to use the bathroom while his sister was taking too long and heading to the one in your bedroom. He nearly walked in on… an adult scene.

‘He didn’t even see anything, Y/N-ah,’ your husband grumbled, but you waved him off, downing your drink as if it was a shot of tequila rather than a glass of wine.

‘I don’t see a problem though,’ he blinked at you, not following. ‘We’re alone. Why not… See each other naked again?’

‘Right. We can also- Y/N-ah!’

‘What?’ You eyed his suddenly enthusiastic form with nothing but suspicion.

‘We can create a distraction!’

‘Hm?’

‘A distraction for them. So that they’d be busy with something else while we’re away.’

‘Hmm?’ You still couldn’t locate the source of his excitement.

‘Lemme show you,’ he slurred, tugging on your wrist to get you up and dragging you to the bedroom.

Let’s have another baby – that was his brilliant idea. Had you both not been such poor drinkers, one of you would’ve thought this through.

Nevertheless, you were glad that you didn’t. Because your little angel, who could sometimes be more of a tiny demon, to be frank, was the single sweetest thing to ever exist on planet Earth. He had his entire family wrapped around his little finger, and you – most of all. How could anyone blame you? That troublemaker was the spitting image of his dad and had a personality to match — just as playful and affectionate.

The chill spring breeze from the window licked at the bare skin of your arm, causing you to shiver slightly, coming back from the land of reminiscing. You stretched on the bed, noticing how protruding your nipples became from the cold even while hidden by the gentle fabric of your nightgown. Pulling the covers up, you grunted under your breath, wondering what was taking Baekhyun so long.

Just as you did, the door cracked open, and your husband sauntered into the room.

‘Ah finally, I thought I needed to go rescue you again,’ you chuckled.

That had happened before. He once used the common bathroom to shower before bed and ended up captured by your daughter, who was around six or seven at the time, in the hallway. She then demanded cuddles, knowing that her father was too weak to turn his precious girl down and send her back to bed. You found them both huddled up asleep on the couch, with your husband’s head tilted dangerously to the side. Terrible sleeping postures always had consequences, so you spared him the agony of the next morning, waking him up mercifully and helping to get your little girl to her bed. This was only one of many occasions – Baekhyun was a softie.

This time, however, he was a bit stupefied.

He didn’t react to your remark and seemed like he was going on autopilot when he came closer and sat on the bed.

You lifted the covers, inviting him to join you, and he followed your lead, still staring at the wall across the room.

‘Yeobo,’ you called, getting slightly alarmed. ‘Are you okay?’

He blinked, the stupor breaking, and looked at you with astounded eyes.

‘I- I think,’ he began, making you shift to face him properly. ‘I think I just overheard our daughter watching porn!’

His voice lowered to a whisper by the end of that sentence.

‘Oh my god,’ you whispered back. ‘How do you figure?’

‘I was walking down the hallway, and I thought I heard something from her room. I didn’t fully register what it was, but now that it processed… It was definitely porn!’

The signs of distress on his face almost caused you to break down in a fit of laughter. You held it in with all you got. Fathers and daughters, the eternal struggle.

‘First of all, ew. Aren’t you even a little bit ashamed to be eavesdropping on your kids like that?’ You didn’t let him protest. ‘Also, how do you even know it was porn, you know she sometimes mumbles and whimpers in her sleep. Like someone else we know…’

Giving him a pointed look, you leaned over his chest to turn the lights to the lowest mode, leaving the room dimly lit. It was always effective when you wanted to help him relax.

‘I wasn’t ea- And you think I can’t tell what porn sounds like? There are some generic… sounds. That give it away.’

‘When was the last time you watched it?’ You murmured, eyeing him curiously.

Of all people, you knew best how short his attention span was. Sometimes it could work to your advantage. Like right now, when you needed to de-escalate this before you could reason with him.

‘I- wh- I don’t know, probably when you were pregnant,’ he recalled. ‘The third one was somehow the toughest on me. You looked way too attractive for a heavily pregnant lady, let me tell you.’

‘Heavily pregnant??’ You scoffed, softening right after. ‘Well, you have a point, he was pretty huge. I swear, if he doesn’t grow up to be taller than Chanyeol, I’d be offended. That boy’s giant head prolonged my healing by at least a month.’

Baekhyun sighed and looked up at the ceiling, thinking back to that time.

‘He was the only one who caused you to tear, right?’

‘Yeah. Which is weird, considering that he was my third one. Ah well, I guess I’m not getting any younger…’

‘Aren’t you though? I’m constantly being asked about my pretty young wife,’ Baekhyun smiled at you charmingly. ‘And you only became prettier after the third pregnancy. I say it’s the hormones.’

Your cunning little plan was working. He was incredibly easy to distract.

‘Tell me the truth, was it the boobs? Or my butt? I did gain the most weight with the little daredevil, that’s for sure.’

‘It was all of you. You always looked so sexy when pregnant, I just wanted to have you all to myself,’ he cooed at you. ‘To feed you handpicked strawberries. And smother you with kisses. My beautiful young wife.’

At some point during this conversation, you shuffled closer to each other, now cuddled up snugly on the bed. Your finger slowly traced abstract patterns on his chest, happily exploiting the access to his skin where his pajama shirt was unbuttoned.

‘Ah, you’re just saying that to get under my nightgown,’ you batted your eyelashes at him, and he shook his head.

‘Maybe a little, but that’s true. And it’s not surprising that people are noticing – you are younger than me.’

‘A couple of years is nothing at our age,’ you murmured, bending your knee and moving your leg slightly up his to get cozy.

‘Well, you know what people say… Small kids make parents younger. Wanna have another one?’ He nudged you gently and laughed at the dirty look you gave him.

‘Yeobo- please don’t make jokes like this. I’d rather look for other elixirs of youth than go through that entire ordeal again.’

You knew that he was kidding, but the thought made you shiver.

‘I know, honey, I know. Like I said, you’re not in need of any elixirs.’

At this you relaxed, melting into his shoulder, and guiding his arm to wrap around you, warming your exposed shoulders.

‘Well, Mr Byun, same to you. Still as charming as two decades ago.’

‘Hey, I’d like to think that I’m more charming now. The experience and all.’

‘Who helped you gain all that experience though?’ You poked him lightly, and a low chesty laugh escaped his lips.

‘Of course, it was my one and only, my young, and beautiful, and smart and sexy little wife,’ he punctuated each compliment with a chaste kiss to your cheeks, nose, lips, and neck.

You squirmed in his arms.

‘Ah, you make a woman go mad,’ you purred into his lips mockingly.

He snickered softly, ready to lean in, but then stopped abruptly.

‘Wait a second- What about-’

‘Baekhyun…’ You murmured as he fussed on the bed.

‘I should probably go in there, and-’

‘And what? Embarrass your daughter?’ You held him down. ‘She’s sixteen, honey, it’s just the hormones. We’ve both been there. Let her be.’ You nuzzled his neck, pressing your lips to his sensitive skin lazily.

His mind was growing cloudy again since your hand was now caressing his inner thigh foxily. He’d probably realized what you were doing by now, but you were right, so he allowed you to sway him into giving the idea of an immediate intervention up.

‘Besides, I’m sure you wouldn’t be nearly as appalled if that was our eldest,’ you scoffed and added in an exaggerated tone. ‘Never took you for a sexist.’

‘But- he’s eighteen, and she- she’s my little girl…’ He mumbled in a small voice, hazed further by your not-so-subtle seduction. ‘I can’t let her- watch that-’

‘Don’t worry, yeobo,’ you whispered soothingly in his ear, slipping your hand into his loose pants. ‘I’ll talk to her tomorrow. Without you. No need to traumatize the poor girl, that’s how daddy issues develop.’

‘You should know,’ he bit back meekly, sighing when you finally wrapped your fingers around his semi-hard length.

‘The sass! It’s almost like you still got it, Mr Byun. Care to impress that young wife of yours?’

‘I sure will, you cunning woman,’ he growled playfully, completely giving in to it and attacking your laughing mouth as he lifted the covers over your head.

A/N: Thank you for reading! As usual, feel free to share your thoughts in the comments/ asks, and if you’re new – check out my Masterlist ^^

[thosewhowearmasks]

MEET THE MUSE (repost, don’t reblog)

Tagged by: @intergalacticxmisfits​ and @lookitsohio​ Tagging: @manticxre​, @lifeinblack​, @lxtent​, @lawbidden, anyone else who wants to!

I was tagged twice, so under the cut, this is done for both Seonhwa and Dong Soo.

► Name ➔ “Seonhwa.” ► Are you single ➔ “Nope uwu” ► Are you happy ➔ "Of course!” ► Are you angry ➔ “Sometimes, but not particularly at the moment ^^” ► Are your parents still married ➔ “Please, flowerdad and puppydad are never gonna separate.”

NINE FACTS

► Birth Place ➔ “Seoul, probably.” ► Hair Color ➔ “Dark brown.” ► Eye Color ➔ “Also dark brown.” ► Birthday ➔ “May 23." ► Mood ➔ “uwu” ► Gender ➔ “Girl~” ► Summer or winter ➔ “But but they’re each good for different reasons!” ► Morning or afternoon ➔ “Afternoon. The morning is too early.”

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

► Are you in love ➔ “Mayyyybe~~~” ► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ “Kinda? Or maybe I just like the idea of it.” ► Who ended your last relationship ➔ “I think it was mutual?” ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ “I don’t think so but who knows.” ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ “...next question.” ► Have you hugged someone within the last week ➔ “Do you know who you’re talking to? I’ve hugged someone within the past hour.” ► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ “Not that I know of? But maybe they’re just good at being secret.” ► Have you ever broken your own heart ➔ “Probably.”

SIX CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ “Love.” ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ “Iced tea I guess, but I prefer regular tea.” ► Cats or Dogs ➔ “Yes.” ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ “Many best friends.” ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ “Depends on my mood.” ► Day or night ➔ “Night!”

FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS

► Been caught sneaking out ➔ “Yep.” ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ “At some point in my life, yeah.” ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt ➔ “Mhm.” ► Wanted to disappear ➔ “Yes.”

FIVE PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes ➔ “Smile.” ► Fat or skinny ➔ “Um??? Rude?????” ► Shorter or Taller ➔ “Taller, I guess?” ► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ “Intelligence. But would anyone actually /say/ they prefer looks to brains?” ► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ “Relationship.”

FAMILY

► Do you and your family get along ➔ “Yep!” ► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ “Maybe. It started messier than it is now. It’s still kind of crazy but it’s a good mess now.” ► Have you ever ran away from home ➔ “...yeah.” ► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ “...um. Next.”

FRIENDS

► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ “No??” ► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ “Generally. There are probably exceptions but a lot of the friends I’ve met have become good friends, I think. Or maybe I’m just too easygoing but whatever..” ► Who is your best friend ➔ “Daeyoung? Narae? Lincoln? Nala? I dunno, it’s hard to pick.” ► Who knows everything about you ➔ “Daeyoung and Kwanwoo.”

*****

► Name ➔ “Korea’s Greatest Swordsman Baek Dong Soo.” ► Are you single ➔ “Nope!” ► Are you happy ➔ “Immensely.” ► Are you angry ➔ “No.” ► Are your parents still married ➔ “Um… I… Technically they never separated?”

NINE FACTS

► Birth Place ➔ (...okay actually I don't know.) ► Hair Color ➔ “Brown.” ► Eye Color ➔ “Brown.” ► Birthday ➔ "March 25." ► Mood ➔ “Incredibly content.” ► Gender ➔ “Guy.” ► Summer or winter ➔ “Summer.” ► Morning or afternoon ➔ “Morning.” (This is only eight facts?)

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

► Are you in love ➔ He doesn’t answer, but just breaks into a grin and shyly runs a hand through his hair. It's not that he's refusing to answer; it's that he's too easily sidetracked once he starts thinking about her. ► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ “I used to. Things are a bit more complicated than that, though, at least in my experience.” ► Who ended your last relationship ➔ “It was mutual.” ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ “Not on purpose.” ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ “No.” ► Have you hugged someone within the last week ➔ “Yes.” ► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ “Well, probably!” ► Have you ever broken your own heart ➔ “I don’t know what this means, but I think the answer is ‘yes’.”

SIX CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ “Love.” ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ “Iced tea.” ► Cats or Dogs ➔ “I think dogs, although I keep ending up with cats.” ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ “Both. But if I had to choose, I’d keep my few best friends.” ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ “Romantic night in. Probably. It depends what ‘wild’ consists of.” ► Day or night ➔ “Day.”

FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS

► Been caught sneaking out ➔ “...yes.” ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ “...I can’t even lie about these things or Woon will call me out on them.” ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt ➔ “Yes.” ► Wanted to disappear ➔ “Yes.” (And now this is only four things??)

FIVE PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes ➔ “Eyes, I guess. But when someone smiles with their eyes is best.” ► Fat or skinny ➔ “I’m… not going to answer this.” ► Shorter or Taller ➔ “Shorter.” ► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ “Both.” ► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ “Relationship.”

FAMILY

► Do you and your family get along ➔ “As well as any family.” ► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ “No, but other people might.” ► Have you ever ran away from home ➔ “No.” ► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ “No.”

FRIENDS

► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ “No.” ► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ “Yes.” ► Who is your best friend ➔ “Woon.” ► Who knows everything about you ➔ “Woon.”

[icequeenbae]

Daddy’s Struggles | Teaser

Heyyy everyone!! As you may already know, I’m participating in @supermwritersnet​ writing event for Baek’s birthday! It's only been a few days since I finished posting my first BaekBaёk mini-series, but May 6 is already around the corner! Which means it’s time for this little teaser^^

Daddy’s Struggles (~2.2k)

Baekhyun x Reader (duh)

The-father-of-three!Baek , domestic au, established relationship, slice of life, fluff, a lil smutty

Warnings: gets kinda spicy between mom and dad tbh, mentions of teenagers watching porn (not promoting it lol)

Excerpt:

‘Yeobo,’ you called, getting slightly alarmed. ‘Are you okay?’

He blinked, the stupor breaking, and looked at you with astounded eyes.

‘I- I think,’ he began, making you shift to face him properly. ‘I think I just overheard our daughter watching porn!’

~

This is to be posted on May 6! You'll be able to find the link in my Masterlist as per usual 😊

Love, Ri 🤍🤍🤍