#pupbee barkz

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"my son turned out fine" sir your daughter is barking at strangers in its webfishing discord server

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this is why i wear my collar in public now btw

I must become an even bigger faggot these next four years. As is the way

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i just want them 2 pet my head..............

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they keep joking about clicker training.. i hope..... i hope they....... theyhhthhfbgngjfkgngn.....

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"you wanna ride my leg like a good puppy?" aahggdhdhdhsjshshajausHFHDUAUAHSBDHFDHSHSHDHDHSHAHFUF

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i didn't know what maladaptive daydreaming was so i looked it up and now know uncomfortable truths about myself and my habits

thx tumblr good morning to u too

you gotta give your fursona batshit god powers just in case the sky opens up and you become them irl

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whispering to myself "im never puppy stressed when i do my puppy best" over and over for every second im at my job

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they invented howling just for me

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my puppy superpower is being able to miss someone less than a week after i was just with them in person. or less than a day. or less than a minute.

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if my gf did this to me i think i'd die on the spot

love my man so much actually I need to make out with him RIGNT.NOW

Me when he wanted me to sit by him and he snapped and pointed and said “sit” and I

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woof

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sniffs you

waow... sniffing u back........

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hey, it's the puppygirl daycare. yeah, your pup's obsessively taking mental disorder quizzes again. yeah. mhm. uhh, i think it's autism questionnaires this time. we tried distracting it by talking to it about cars but it just went "special interest" and got back to the quizzes. you think you can come pick it up soon?

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maybe barking and howling in my car is therapy....

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ruff ruff!

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pupbee!! call me bee!!!! im a transgender puppygirthing. i have an owner so please be respectful! i wouldnt mind a headpat or two tho... mayb a forehead smooch......

it/its ONLY please!! no they/them for me!!!!

⚠️ some nsft, some sfw; puppybrain can be either, sometimes.

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minors and conservatives dni :3

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call my gf "owner" so much that somepony in my discord refers to them as my owner in casual conversation